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femboycharles · 7 months ago

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Twink Seb in photos with another man?? Fork found in kitchen

#owen.txt #look at him awwwh #still a little bastard though #sebastian vettel #f1

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tainebot01 · 7 months ago

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You know, the AAI2 fandom’s insistence on referring to the characters by their fan localized names we’ve had for like a decade instead of the ones we received this week is really funny. It almost reminds me of something…

God damn it.

#ace attorney #aai #aai2 #aa investigations #aai collection #ace attorney series #ace attorney shitpost #ace attorney posting #ace attorney investigations #yumihiko ichiyanagi #sebastian debeste #eustace winner #courage the cowardly dog #raymond shields #eddie fender #justine courtney #verity gavelle #real talk: the name Eustace is kind of growing on me. it has the even more pathetic energy than both Yumihiko/Sebastian.#still prefer the fan names though.#that and since I’m a microbiology major I know that ‘eu-‘ as a prefix in biology usually means ‘true’ so it connects to Verity/Justine #and I think that’s kinda cute :)#winner however can go burn.#Eustace will never replace Sebastian I am simply adding it to my list of names to refer to the kid.#<- a list which so far includes: 4kids Akechi. Laywer Iruma-kun. Fluffy Little Bastard. Tall Child. Disconnected Tellytubby. Herr Fluffy.#and now Eustace and Stacey have been added to the mix.#what are some others please add.

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camgoloud · 7 months ago

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he still has his tonsils. by the way if you even care

#sorry this is fucking UNINTELLIGIBLE but unfortunately i’m still on my bullshit about dr. daddyissues. yeah it’s gonna be all month #i am rotating episode 2.8 ‘the mistake’ in my head at breakneck speed. i am gnawing on it i want to swallow it #oh he’s such a lying liar who lies. charming little bastard. would rather die/lose his license than express one wholly unaffected emotion #‘he thinks not giving a crap makes him like house. like it’s something to aspire to’ quick question HOW serious do the daddy issues have to #be before you start latching on to fucking GREGORY HOUSE as a paternal figure and role model. really #even cameron is not down this bad. even WILSON is not down this bad.#the daddy issues of it all are very understandable though because even setting aside whatever went down back in childhood that shit his #father did to him in seasons 1-2 is SO messed up. jesus #imagine traveling all the way across the world to the hospital your son works in for a consult which confirms what you already knew: you’re #going to die of cancer in like 2 months. making a whole point out of stopping by to visit your son. not telling him what’s going on.#letting him spend a whole episode’s worth of time gradually coming to terms with his complicated feelings towards you (complicated on #account of a whole childhood of objectively awful parenting). the kid finally is able to try reaching back out to you. after YOU initiated #the contact in the first place. how do you react? well obviously by telling him ‘oh sorry i actually have to get in a taxi right now’ and #fucking back off to the other side of the world without giving him a chance to actually talk to you at all and resolve any of the emotions #you just dredged up. oh by the way you still haven’t fucking told him you’re about to die and in fact actively mislead him into thinking #he’s going to have the chance to try meeting with you again next time he visits your home country.#especially fucked up given that the whole reason it DID take your son so long to come around THIS time is that he feels like every time #he’s tried reaching out to you in the past you’ve just disappointed him by refusing to put in the effort to meet him there.#And Now Here We Are Again.#rowan what the FUCK is wrong with you. i want to dig you up and kill you again #house md #robert chase #caseyposting

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nat-20s · 1 year ago

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Donna's season is definitely what I most remember of the Tenth Doctor so sometimes people talk about how Ten wasn't very physically affectionate and tended to hold himself back from touch and I'm like ????. Ten was holding hands or clinging to or hugging Donna constantly. They could not be physically separated for too long or they'd both get sad. And then I'm like ah right. Ten was his most Babygirl with Donna lmao

#tennant doctor #tenth doctor #donna noble #ten with rose: extremely silly little war criminal. still very much a war criminal though lol #ten with martha: bastard. ill kill him 🔪🔪🔪🔪#ten with donna: what if a yellow lab was soulmates with a cheetah. they switch who is who.#genuinely tho i dont think they go a single episode without hugging and or holding hands #EVEN THE ONES WHERE THEY'RE SEPERATED THEY STILL GET A HUG IN JUST UNDER THE WIRE #i love them ;-;

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gregoftom · 2 years ago

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TO ME, THAT’S CINEMA

#tomgreg #so i've seen this around a lot and ppl have already made points but like holy fuck. hoooly fuck lmao where do i begin #TOM THOUGHT THE ROOM WAS EMPTY FOR UH ... FOR WHAT BITCH??#empty for what. you two just going in there ALONE. what for. strategizing? ok but then why was greg showing you tonight's selection.#even if it was girls it's still sus bc like who tf goes specifically to a room to show that shit.#oh by the way i listened again and tom says first ''why do we have to...'' so GREG asked for the room?#greg asked them to go to an empty room. slut.#anD THEN AFTER SAID ''I WANNA GIVE YOU'' BITCH!!!!!!!!1 #are we sure it's girls though...... like does it say later. i'll keep watching but Christ. LIKE. WHAT THE FUCK #how am i supposed to read this other than an affair lmfao and then he says ''go on'' and sends greg off away like a little pet #sick to bastard death of them god #so it's like. greg says can we go somewhere private and tom says why do we have to #greg says i wanna give you... and tom says what do you wanna give me annoyed like #girl we are at work and we are trying to stay alive can't you wait til we are at home for me to clap them cheeks #and then greg says a preview of tonight's selection... of what? could be alcohol could be sexy stuff could be mf. clothes idk #and then they look up like O FUCK the room is in use and it's fucking SH*V and immediately tom is like GO ON and greg #doesn't even stutter or say anything like usual he's just like SORRY and leaves immediately bc he KNOWS he gotta gtfo #sorry i'm just. poetic cinema indeed

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transparentkittenheart · 6 months ago

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Wyll and Astarion were talking about justice and what it means to them. Wyll was being an enlightened centrist about "needing balance in all things." Then Astarion goes off saying how "You really need to make an example of them. All crime must be punished to the fullest extent!!"

I'm just like.... my guy.... YOU'RE THE CRIMINAL??

#sigh #acab includes astation im sorry girlies #hes such a bastard #honestly if we treated him like how he would treat others he would be doomed #i still love him though hes just a little meow meow #astarion #bg3 #baulders gate 3 #baldur's gate 3

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crownrots · 6 months ago

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↳ SIDE HOTD (2 /∞ ) 📜🏹 DYANNA THORNWOOD ── glass is only brittle until it breaks, then it's sharp. (x) (x) (x)

#t: edits #*hotds #c: dyanna #i need to make this into a series or something.#another side ocs for the dance that tragically has their life cut short #hers is less involved since it's a little fued between the harmlets and the steelwaters that go way back #even tho those two houses are both for the greens it gave them a reason to fight each other again #and dyanna gets caught right in the middle since her father's bastard (who she doesn't even know of like...)#** thanos voice ** i don't even know who you are.#is close with the harmlets and they're going to gut the thornwoods to make sure the blacks don't have access to their arrows (super stronk #wood #+ it's payback for whatever the hell joran is up to #but dyanna doesn't go down without a fight #two of her four kids get smuggled away successfully but two of them + her husband get killed #so she takes over trying to keep the thornwoods afloat but ultimately it doesn't work #none of her ravens she sent for assistance ever reach anyone because they were all being shot down #without her knowning #the last and ONLY one that makes it though is basically her saying if you get this ... i'm dead.#anyway! a concept girlie that never goes anywhere #also elsa was almost her step mommy but bron dies the night before the wedding #another win for elsa bc he was awful #but dyanna really did look up to her like damn. that coulda been the life...#but anyway! didn’t or couldn’t fit this in the lore section #but while called our lady of thorns she’ll definitely go down as made of steel #steelwater’s house words were ‘from steel we are made’#and it toon seven arrows to finally take her down #and she never bent the knee #an arrow in both kneecaps and she still died standing #we stan

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thegreatyin · 6 months ago

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"tragic guy that's simultaneously a bitchass punk who needs their shit rocked" is like. my entire motto

#there's a reason my favorite ak character is ebenholz #though he leans closer to the sopping wet side of the bastard-woobie horizontal axis #yin-thoughts #the scoundrel is only the latest in a long line of weird little freaks who are sad and pathetic and also suck so bad #rigel still stands as number one though. even if the aforementioned freak has quickly climbed the metaphorical oc tierlist

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the-star-and-the-smols · 5 months ago

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another rdr2 g/t photoset that's exclusively sean and giant arthur because I am currently obsessed over this little irishman

(using these photos again for an intro because it just looks epic and cinematic to me and I wanted a compilation of different angles)

(big arthur waking sean up while rev swanson sleeps through it all)

(sean w/ his morning coffee having a little chat with g!Arthur, not without a little big insult thrown in here and there :))

(WOAH big loomies. Sean getting his morning coffee. I think he is a little intimidated with arthur looming so close to him 'jesus fucking christ arthur!' I love these ones :>)

more screenshots to come at a later time; i had so many good Sean ones I couldn't resist posting them. PERSPECTIVE BABEY

(click on images for higher quality)

#rdr2 g/t #g/t #giant/tiny #macro/micro #g/t rdr2 #sean and arthur's relationship is just too good #also sean makes a very good tiny jsyk #I will probably- no definitely- do more screenshots of him #I need to buy arthur some new clothes to do more photoshoots with #also im dreading progressing the game past horseshoe overlook for pics at the other camps but I suppose I could just load into an old save #Also I want g/t pics on missions when I can do them; definitely keeping my eye out #WHY aren't there more sean missions :(#i love the little bastard. a very good fearplay victim #he gets too cocky and annoying and I think arthur would relish the opportunity to shut him up/put him in his place #even though he loves him like a brother but doesn't want to admit it esp because sean WOULD NOT SHUT UP about it for the next several weeks #I love him. he even annoys me and I'm not annoyed that easily but i still love him and I want to big small him #also. he's really cute but don't tell him I said that it will go STRAIGHT to his head.#i love his little green bowler hat #fashionable. dressed to impress #long post

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hussyknee · 9 months ago

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I haven't read Prisoner of Zenda, but I refuse to believe it could be any better than its satirical retelling The Henchmen of Zenda by K. J. Charles. Queer mercenaries playing triple agents to bring down both factions while having horny sex, and boss bitch women working together to take back control abusive, egomaniacal misogynists? What conventional Victorian waffle can compare?

#it's such a fun swashbuckler #detchard's whole thing is not being showy or reckless but he still has the same vibe as Lord Crane in Charm of Magpies #they both pretend to have no morals and be self-interested bastards but they're just intrinsically decent and unstintingly loyal #detchard's friendship with toni felt a lot like crane's with leo #hentzau was very good too but i would have liked him better if detchard could have stopped rhapsodizing about him for five mins #i also liked how flavia was such a force of personality off-screen when we only get to meet her in person once #toni was what really pulled the book together though. her desperation for her daughter and loathing of michael its emotional core #a fun‚ galloping little romp #kj charles #the henchmen of zenda #the prisoner of zenda #queer historical fiction #queer historical romance #book recs #book recommendations #knee of huss

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desalvar · 4 months ago

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citing all my sources of inspiration for Nikodemus would mean unironically putting Misfits 2009-2013 at the top of the list

#second? malleus maleficarum #sometimes you can tell this character's bones were constructed sometime in the beginning of the previous decade #and now i'm trying to put meat on them #but it's why i haven't changed all the silly weird shit about him in so long #his names are still a fucked misreading of various sources i half researched on my ass computer at 15 #he's still like a badly written cartoon villain in some aspects #and a vague eldritchy blob that still elludes me in others #cause yeah i maybe read a little bit of lovecraft at the time and decided the evil fratboy was ALSO gonna be unknowably complex #without having the knowledge and resources available to write him that way #ITS WHY I LOVE HIM THOUGH #reviving him and Avita after so long felt a lot like excavating a time capsule left by myself in the past #and so much of it didnt fucking make sense BUT IT WASNT SUPPOSED TO MAKE SENSE BACK THEN #it was supposed to be FUN #sometimes i wonder if i've sucked the joy out of it somewhat but it's also a motivator to stop gaf #like fuck it man #little Vee's creation should be honored as instructed #Nik the bastardous little magic man and all his adventures #where's the fuckin WHIMSY BRO #ok rant over. this post was about nathan young and his chokehold on my teen self fjdkkdks it was TERMINAL

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gu6chan · 2 months ago

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ouaaaaaghhh i've been on a bit of a pokemon binge lately......... i should crack open my old pokemon games and take a peek at my teams :,) i wish i still had my old copy of conquest and black 2 though............ :(

#gu6chan's musings #im so sad because literally ALL my pokemon games i've had as a teen i still have #up to sun and moon which i got on christmas when i was NINETEEN lmao!!!#but yeah pokemon was technically my first fandom ig???? i used to watch my brother play pokemon yellow and crystal a lot when i was TINY #but i never ACTUALLY played pokemon or video games in general myself until my older sister surprised me with my first video game console #and video game when she came up from florida 😭 a black dsi with pokemon black; i was 13 and my dad HATED her for it like 'Why are you #giving her videogames??? she's a girl :/' BUT I HAD IT!!!! MY FIRST EVER POKEMON GAME THAT BELONGED TO MEEEEE #i loved the SHIT out of that game and then got black 2; soulsilver and platinum; pokemon conquest; got the 3ds games...#i still have platinum/soulsilver as well as all the mainline 3ds games i believe #but conquest; black; and black 2 i lost :( literally my FAVOURITES i took them everywhere with me (which is why i lost them lmao)#funny enough i know exactly where black 2 IS though; its in the pocket of a jacket i owned but lost back between 2013-2014???#if i find the jacket it will 100% be in there; i just couldn't find the jacket and tbh idek if its still around anymore or is in storage #but if it is!!!! i'll literally cry lmao #black 2 is where i got my first level 100 pokemon; a magneton....... i ADORED that little bastard ouaaaghh....#i dont believe i ever managed to get past the league in black 2 though bc i remember being so pissed i couldnt get to see the other side of #the map beyond castelia city lmao #14-15 years old and i STILL didn't believe in stat moves 😭 i deserved to get shot #But fun fact: I DID get a new copy of Black a few years back!!! only it 1. already had save data on it and 2. it was full of rare/hacked #legendaries young me could only ever DREAM of having so i can't get myself to restart the save data even though i rlly want to.......#oh but funny enough!!! i also still have the 14 y/o dsi i was gifted back then; it still works though the battery cover is missing so you #have to hold it lol #but aaaaa so many fond memories of playing black and black 2... black 2 especially since i never really got to finish it lol #like #i finished the main CAMPAIGN with plasma and ghetsis trying to fucking kill you and all that (Something which i remember being so :0!!!?!?!#when i first saw it omgggg its such a clear memory aaaa) but i think like #i got up to the league and could never beat it........ so i just went back to training my mons till i got a level 100 magneton lmao #so many good memories; i hope i can get copies of black 2 and conquest again someday...

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stressedjuice · 2 months ago

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#just finished chapter 12 of ruin and rising and i am UNWELL #obviously i knew this would happen thanks to the ending of season 2 of the show #and i've been lowkey spoiled about it in my thirst for more content but STILL #i didn't expect it to happen yet i thought it would be at the end??#DEVASTATION REIGNS #WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO MY BOY???#'i kept thinking of nikolai's torn trousers and had the foolish thought that he'd be mortified to see his clothes in such a state'#<-DID make me laugh though because he absolutely WOULD that cocky little bastard #i have a very bad feeling about how the king of scars duology ends thanks to what i know about it so far #and i really don't know how i'm gonna handle it :(#grishaverse #shadow and bone #nikolai lantsov

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grandscrumwizard · 2 months ago

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I'm shifting into Christmas Mode!!!!!

#the cats have bent sooo many of the branches the little bastards #im going to have to spray some of the cat deterrant on it #i still have to pull down the box of ornaments though #they want to munch the branches

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quietwingsinthesky · 2 years ago

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Not to be horny on main but spn should have had more hand holding

#thinking specifically about angels yes. I always am.#look they’re so used to being Connected #ur telling me the minute they get inside their little human suits they don’t feel cut off? just a little?#like they’re still connected to angel radio sure. their vessels are not themselves.#but they are interacting with the world in a completely different more physical way?#disorienting at least I would think #anyway the reason I said this is because I think it would be funny #if Uriel introduction scene but where him & Cas start the scene holding hands.#(Uriel still insists on standing ominously by the window though. so Cas is standing there next to him kind of awkwardly.)#nothing actually changes about their dynamic btw it’s just this. they’re just holding hands.#except when Sam & Dean walk in. Castiel lets go of Uriel’s hand to go grasp Sam’s.#and as s4 goes on they hold hands less and less.#until. well.#anyway this also goes for every other angel on the show. hold hands you bastards.#and everyone else tbh. hand holding… important…#intricate ritual.

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c0rpsedemon · 11 months ago

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oh yeah. the reason why i decided to reread tbhk (and thus it was able to hit me like a truck this time around) was actually not bc of mitsukou going canon but actually bc i maybe accidentally started a tbhk book club w my kids at work and wanted to check the contents of it justttt in case before i put the books in their hands

#tl;dr i have this one 4th grade boy who's a total weeb and knows that i'm the only one in this town who's more into japanese media than him #so he pesters me abt it every time he sees me. and the thing abt this kid is that he gets bored easily and if he does he turns into a #complete menace. now a couple weeks ago. he shows up at the program w one piece volume one and spends the entire time he's there peacefully #reading and not causing any problems on purpose. my coworker owen (the one who climbed onto the roof) and i were shocked and in awe of how #peaceful he was being and came to the conclusion that he NEEDS to have a manga volume in his hands at all times. few minutes later.#he finishes reading and isn't bored yet so he decides to go talk to me abt manga. specifically he starts pestering me abt what shonen i've #read despite the fact that i am a shoujo reader and told him that. but he knows i've read kuroshitsuji bc he previously asked me abt what #the worst anime i've ever watched is and i will never not take an excuse to drag the adaptation. and he figures that if i've read kuro i've #probably read more. and so i mention tbhk and he asks more abt it bc of the name involving toilets and him being a 4th grade boy so i give #brief overview and he wants to read it. and i come up with a scheme to make him peaceful AND to give him something to talk to me abt which #isn't 'i know you've read more shonen manga' 'let me gacha on your phone' or 'i saw an ad for rent a gf. thought it was lame. and now want #you to tell me how it sucks bc i assume you know everything abt every animanga ever' (<does unfortunately know too much abt rent a gf bc i'#a bit of a nosy bastard and watched the mother's basement video). so i offered to bring it in bc i own physicals of the whole series and of #as previously mentioned. gave it a quick reread in advance just in case. and got hit by it. hard. i love you tbhk almost as much as i love #when ppl get into things through me. honestly i think getting to live vicariously through him might be one of the main reasons it got me #this time around and not as much the first time (still loved it the first time though). flash forward a little while. one of the 3rd grade #girls is like. really into reading. and also macabre things. like ghosts. and she has two books from the school library. and has had the #same two books from the school library for over a week. she reads quickly and finished them both in under a day and is now bored out of her #mind rereading them. she asks to read the books i've been letting the other kid read. now there are two of them #romeo.txt

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