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“ELOPING PAIR'S DREAM WRECKED BY LOCAL POLICE,” Owen Sound Sun Times. March 13, 1933. Page 1. ---- Kincardine Man Stole Funds Necessary to Get Married ---- Love's young sweet dream was rudely interrupted by the intervention of a blue-coated policeman and today Ivan Holloway, 21, and Julia Hunter, 20, both of Kincardine, are wondering whether or not they were wise in trying to elope in these times of depression.
It was on Friday that Holloway was alleged to have stolen the sum of $50 from his mother in Kincardine and eloped with Miss Hunter to Owen Sound. They were driven to this city by motor and were on their way to the parsonage when the law, in the form of Chief Carson, appeared on the scene. It is not the business of the law to stop the love-lorn, but when money. alleged to have been stolen, is involved. It is too bad.
At any rate the law had been informed of the matter and Holloway was arrested and placed in the lock- up. The girl returned to Kincardine on Saturday, her dreams shattered. The boy, disillusioned, returned Monday in the custody of Chief of Police Smith of Kincardine, to be faced with a charge of theft.
#kincardine#owen sound#stealing from your mom#elopment#young lovers#regulation of marriage#marriage#marriage law#youthful dummies#young couple#great depression in canada#youth in the toils#crime and punishment in canada#history of crime and punishment in canada
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As a former horse girl I love the Binghorses drawn by @meltedmush because every weird and cryptid suggestion and art of them just existing makes me stop and go: no wait horses will just do that. Horses are so weird. Horse behavior is so much
Horses will just stare at you through a window and if they're smart they can figure out certain doors. There is a specific kind of surreal of watching a horse walk into your house that is both very cute and cursed. SQQ could totally wake up to a Binghorse having broken into his house and staring at him
Horses also are weird and poorly designed biologically so if they sit for too long they can actually crush their organs and won't be able to stand up again. So I can see SQQ fretting over a bingfoal and asking if they're okay. Also they don't have the ability to sense being full. It is completely possible for a horse to eat too much and die. So again fretting mother hen SQQ planning special Binghorse diet only for Binghorse to come back and drop a dead bird in front of him.
It is completely plausible that SQQ can look up one day and see a binghorse sitting in a tree. Both cows and horses will climb trees. Goats too. I don't know why. They just will. The horse loose in a hospital bit is funny because horses on their own will just do that. They do just end up in places. It feels absurd but it's true. Getting jumped scared by a Binghorse totally believable.
Imagine that SQQ sees a Binghorse with a broken leg! The death knell of any normal horse. He can frett over those beautiful terribly designed legs as Binghorse is kept suspended in a swing thing.
And then the moment you combine omnivore snatch hunter it gets even funnier because I'm certain a real horse would if it could. The fact that people are in any way convinced horses are just cute and sweet and not weird terrifying little horrors of biology will never not be funny.
#svsss#binghorse#for the record i learned horseback riding from a poly couple who worked ren fair as a kid#and like it was so weird#SO WEIRD#like watching a 2 year old black clydsdale horse just walk into a horse on its own accord and just steal a coke can will never leave me#like imagine being 9 and seeing a juvenile horse that is still 3x your height squeezing through a screen door#i brought this up with my mom about the horse breaking into a house and she said he was actually a friesian#absolutely beautiful and a complete brat#also the willingness of horses to just be covered in dirt and dust#youll clean a horse ride for 2 hrs let em loose and come back to them covered in mud and grime#my mom and i went on a whole journey to remember this horses name#it was soujke. he was such an ass#im imaging sqq doing hoof cleanings for binghorse#and brushing his skin pelt before and after a ride#soujke was so much. he almost died of collick because he kept laying on his side#horses are so dumb
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AU where Obi-wan is Can Drallig's illegitimate son except of course everyone knows and no one cares except for qui-gon of course.
based on this post by @twinterrors29
#Star Wars#cin drallig#obi wan kenobi#my art#id in alt#its important to me that Cin is like 2.10m and obi wan 1.80m still#yoda is so happy to have another grandchild#cin's age is unknown but the actors are just 12 years apart so im thinking obi wan was probably born when cin was still in his twenties#cin steals obi-wan and feemor from qui-gon#feemor is a guard or a librarian and cin adopts him#anakin is like. who's that guy and obi wan panics bc how do you explain to your sort of child that this is#the guy who brought you to the temple but also you share a blood type and home planet and when he was a child people would call cin his dad#but you can't exactly ASK the guy Are You My Father#so he just kind of skirts around the topic for twentyfive years#cin. to anakin: Im his father but dont tell anyone?#obi wan: ...at least now that is answered#anakin: why is your dad allowed to live here but my mom has to be a slave?#obi & cin plus every jedi in the vicinity: EXCUSE ME#anakin: yeah qui-gon said-#cin: what's with qui-gon jinn hurting my kids??#feemor and obi-wan. : Your Kids??#anakin: grandpa!!!!#cin: now I know why yoda wasn't mad when I showed up with obi at 27 yrs old this kid is adorable
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I don’t know what young person with their own laptop/computer/whatever device for the first time needs to hear this but:
Get yourself a goddamn password notebook. Label the pages alphabetically. Add your important log-in information, passwords, etc. Put the notebook in your underwear drawer and sleep easy knowing that if your device is stolen, trashed, or bricked, you will not spend three hours manually recreating new passwords or accounts.
This has been a PSA.
#ra speaks#personal#computers#technology#growing up ma and dad had a password book that had everything from AAA membership info to webkinz accounts.#I got my own laptop and moved out and BAM. I didn’t know my passwords for anything and the computer didn’t have them saved so I had to call#my mom and get her to look em up in the notebook. made my own the next day and been cruising smooth ever since.#‘bwahhh but what if someone steals it?’ I mean that would suck but if someone is being so thorough as to steal a password notebook from#from you underwear drawer they probably took your SS card and birth certificate and more important things#than your webkinz account information.
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sometimes it can be fun to consider what ppl would be doing in a non-apocalypse AU but also i look at some characters like there’s no way. like look at deacon. don’t make him get a job
#i only bring this up bc the passing thought of bunny/nate divorce and her remarrying deacon#and deacon being like stereotypical stepdad/your mom’s new boyfriend made me laugh#like unfortunately canonically there’s no fruit snacks for deacon to steal from shaun
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I work as the person in an amusement park who watches the children who get lost. Here’s some advice. This also applies to any mentally disabled adults that are under your care. Keep in mind that many places will not look for a minor ages 13-17 unless it is close to closing or they are disabled, as corporate considers it a strain on resources and employee use.
1. Teach them your phone number. Best gift you can give them. I’m not supposed to have my phone out at work but I can cut down dependent’s being-lost-time by probably 400% if I can contact you. It also assures the children That We Are Doing Something and that They Are Helpful and Smart. If your dependent has a poor memory, apparently writing your phone number in sharpie and then covering it in nail polish makes it stay all day, even if they’re sweaty or getting in the water. I haven’t tested this but I’ve heard a lot of moms recommend it. I’ve also seen bracelets with little plates or the beads saying the phone number.
Addendum: your dependent may tell you that they know your phone number, but they actually only know your passcode. True story. This summer has been a lot better, but last summer exactly one child the entire season knew his mom’s phone number.
2. Acknowledge that dependent’s memories are faulty, especially in new places. If you tell them to meet you in X spot or that your stuff is all in Y place, they may not remember where it is or remember how to get there.
3. All dependents, but especially little ones, have shit time sense. They might find your stuff, wait there for a minute or two, and truly believe that they’ve been there for an hour. Half the small kids that are brought to me are ones who *know* where their stuff is, but haven’t seen an adult they know personally in 5 minutes, so they’re going to panic.
4. Don’t take naps!!! And don’t let your dependent go anywhere you can’t go or at least go where you catch them at the end!!! Yes you’re staring at the play structure your dependent entered, but can you see them? No? Then there’s a good chance they went elsewhere. So many of the littler kids that are brought to me are brought by genuine, good-hearted strangers who see lost children and take them by the hand. Away from the spot you’re napping in front of/staring vaguely at.
5. This might just be something from my work, but we will not call dependent’s descriptions over the loudspeaker. This is because if an asshole were to see your dependent, hear the description, know it’s a lost dependent, and decide to steal it, they can then use the excuse, “I know where your guardian is! Come with me!” And then lead them out of the park or toss the dependent over their shoulder. Do you know how many crying and screaming dependents leave the location every day? A lot!!! We’re a fun location!!! We’re not going to know if the dependent is screaming because they don’t want to leave or if a stranger is taking them away. We might call the description over the loudspeaker if it’s past closing time and the dependent still isn’t found. But before that, we will only report it over secure radios across the park.
6. Tell a park worker right away. Preferably someone with a radio. Even if you spot the dependent within the next minute, that means the dependent will have less being-lost time. Especially if we already have the dependent with, you guessed it, me. Also please tell us when you find the dependent.
7. Take a picture of your depdendent at the start of the day! That way security guards can have a good idea of what to look for. One mother told me her daughter was blonde and showed me a picture. Her hair color looked brown to me, but then I knew what to look for in the crowd.
8. Keep at least one person in your group in one spot at all times, especially if you don’t have access to your phone or forgot to give out your phone number to the guards. That way they can find you if they pick up the dependent. If you are the only person in your group, then PLEASE stay in one place or at least stay with ONE security guard. It sucks for the dependent if they can’t find you right away even if the both of you are looking for each other and a guard is helping them. You are NOT helping if you panic and run around. And keep your goddamn phone on you and answer calls from unknown numbers!!!!! God. This is a good time to do that.
9. If you lose your dependent in an attraction like the lazy river at a water park, and you have that ONE person staying in place, then this is what you can do with 1+ mobile people.
A. If only one person can be spared to be mobile, have them pick a spot and stay right there, watching the river go by. Eventually, if the dependent is in the river, they’ll go by.
B. If you have two people that can be mobile, both start at the same place in the river and go opposite directions. If you meet up again without spotting the dependent, well, they’re not there.
C. If you have more than 2 people, you can do B but also station different adults at the lazy river entrances/exits.
10. Don’t blame the dependent! Even if they ran away and/or are pissy that you’re upset once you all reunite, trust me, there’s a 99% chance they’re upset too. Yes, this is a good time to have a serious conversation with them. Yes, if this is a repeated problem, and/or you warned them you’d leave the park if this occurred, you should not back down. But also - they’re dependents. They’re not stupid, and they should be told consequences and dangers so they can make good decisions, but they will never have the adult/guardian perspective that you do. Be kind.
Also please for my sake teach them if they’re brought to someone like me, that it’s THEIR job to be safe and listen to me while us park workers look for you. It’s YOUR job to find the dependent, not the dependent’s job to find you. I had a six year old little girl genuinely toddler-howl at me because she wanted to go look for her mom. I’ve never before heard a kid her age howl like that. I can trick kids out of crying 9/10 times but howling came as a surprise lmao. I think I can manage it now that I’ve experienced it but damn.
Also make sure those kids are DRINKING. Being in a water park is NOT the same as drinking water. They should be drinking every 15 minutes at LEAST, I am NOT kidding.
Also if I call you to tell you your kid is here, please don’t call or text me back after you have the kid. I’m sure other places have phones for these types of things but the only one I have is my personal phone. And I am happy to get the kid off my hands and into your arms, but I’m using my personal phone so plz. Don’t call me back. Absolutely call me if you need directions to my ‘office’ in the park. Don’t call or text me after. I have stories about that hoo boy but this post is already long.
#I am not exaggerating when I say howling#not in a wolf way more like a howler monkey if you have no idea what human toddler cries sound like#I like kids of all ages but there’s a reason why#I’m not going to teach elementary school#I am the person in the *place I work* where if a kid is lost#the staff brings the kid to me until the parents are found#so like. I’m never going to see these kids at their best#I wish I could just hug them but I’m barely allowed to hold their hand if I’m escorting them to get water#this time of year their emotions are heightened by the fact that they’re almost certainly dehydrated#but if they’re a flight risk I do NOT want to risk losing the kid#so I have to wait until#a coworker comes by to get them some water sometimes#the howler girl = this kid#this kid was reunited with her mom without too much time going by thank god#she was a huge fucking flight risk omg#she desperately wanted to go find her mom and I’m like#GIRL you are the lost six year old ITS YOUR MOM’S JOB TO FIND YOU!!! Your job is to stay safe!!!#and color this pretty picture oh god please look back at the coloring page instead of calling upon the hounds of hell#I like to assure every kid that is brought to me that#1. mom’s (or whoever) not going to leave without you (sometimes this is a lie judging from the parents.still very important to tell kids thi#2. they did the right thing asking for an adult’s help#3. as they are literally a kid it’s not their fault they’re lost (again a little debatable with the older kids but still they’re minors)(so#I tell them all this)#4. it’s their job to stay safe while we find your mom#5. now do you want some water?#it’s more obvious in the pale kids but I’ve had so many Black and Brown kids come up to me the last couple days looking positively pink#those kids needed water. so I try to get everyone water#it pisses off my coworkers but idgaf. everyone has a legal right to water in this state esp in the summer#and even if they didn’t#fuck you I’m stealing it. these kids need water
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If I had a nickel for every time a character named Ethan died in a piece of media I read/watched I'd have two nickels; which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice
#pjo#starkid#starkid black friday#black friday#black friday musical#ethan nakamura#ethan green#idk what's worse#being stabbed in the gut by your boss after you betrayed him#by your own sword#leading you to fall to your death from 600 floors up#after you sacrificed everything to get a smidge of respect to your mother who couldn't gaf about you#OR#when you and your gf steal a extremely in demand plushie to sell illegally#bc your gf and her sister's mom *sucks*#and you are all going to take the money to escape the weird eldritch god infested town you live in#to california#you made plans#your gf plans to be an actor#but it all gets shattered by a shopper mania on black friday caused by an eldritch god#and now they're after your gfs sister bc she has the plushie#and you die stabbed several times and your last words are how you're going to get the two girls you care about out of this hellhole#bc you love them so so much
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Speedballs on loop.
#personal#drugs#that weird thing that happens to your hearing when you shoot coke#love that#tw drug use#iv drug addict#tw iv drug use#tw heroin#tw cocaine#tw iv drug addiction#girls who slam#girls who do drugs#the love/hate relationship i have with this shit man#no longer on the sublocade shot#didnt even make it a full month since i was using while on it#fucking junkie loser is what i am#hate myself#someone donate enough money so i can just od please#i cant keep doing this to my mom im actually destroying her#she said when i take money its like im stealing it from her bc she in no way condones this behavior#which is so completely understandable i am in no way mad at her or how she has reacted to this#i wish i was stronger for her and wanted to be better#i wish she really knew i dont like hurting her at all but she doesnt believe me anymore#i dont blame her at all#ive become such a fucking p.o.s person to her and she has never once done anything to deserve even .001% of how i act#idk wtf to do anymore#sobriety hasnt been something i can even pretend i want#drugs are the only thing ive ever gone above & beyond my own comfort level just to acquire#how fucking sad is that#im not a good person idk if i ever was anyways
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#how to keep hopeful when you feel like God's not going to give you the one thing youre hoping for#how to keep from being angry at God because you just don't see movement in your life in this one area#yet when you pray for God's will#He assures you you're where He wants you#I have never wanted this thing before and now that I'm older I find myself longing for it#It's hard to listen to my parents when their only answer to everything is “pray about it” as if I havent been doing so for years#It's hard to take their whole “be patient” speech seriously when my mom married at 21#My dad only slightly understands but I feel like its different at the same time#I was perfectly fine in church until the Pastor told a story about a married couple and the whole church was laughing while I nearly cried#I am the only single lady in my church on top of the only single person in my age group#I'm not even sure why God gave me this desire for marriage and a family#I feel like “God why would you give me this burning desire to have a family and marriage that glorifies and honors you if you weren't going#to give me said thing?“#I'm asking God to help me enjoy being single but at the same time I feel myself starting to grow bitter and thats something I dont want.#I know not everyone is called to be married and thats what's got me messed up and angry because if I'm not called to marriage#why did He give me the desire for it? I feel like that's just cruel and I know God isn't mean or cruel#also sorry Narni for stealing the way you rant lol#I feel bad everytime I post a rant and using tags seems to work better so I don't feel so bad
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The last living relative of the great Pinestar. As his granddaughter, and as an extremely talented young warrior, in her own right, great things are expected of Alpineknoll. Only time will tell if she will fulfill this presumed destiny, but thanks to the careful rearing and training of her grandmother, Graypelt, she shows great promise towards her destiny.
#I love her so much#righteous pines#clangen#clangen oc#lion’s art#my art#pineclan#alpineknoll#she’s THE nepo-baby I ADORE her. Only time will tell who she will become…#For any curious her mother and father never existed in game#She just looks similar to Graypelt. Whom I have yet to post but believe me she’s coming soon! And also has the brown#Around the shade I imagined pine. So. I decided that her father was a loner (which is ok as long as it’s basically just a sire situation-#(-in Pineclan. They hate cross clan relationships but loner clan relationships are more blurry. Because loners can be converted <3#Or simply ignored. Kept out of the territory#away from borders. But the other clans… they’ll always be there. Trying to ruin those innocent kits with their poisonous rot#How dare they lead them astray? That’s why that’s SO much worse. (To them)#You’ve let them steal your devotion away. Who are you really devoted to? Starclan? Or him?#Anyway! It was a sire situation so it was cool. Then her mom died like immediately in a battle with one of the other clans#Proooobably holly? Maybe spider since I actually do have someone playing for them#And grandma Graypelt raised her ever since. Mentored her too since she wasn’t her literal mother. That’s allowed#And this pompous mean girl with a massive weight on her shoulders is the result!#warrior cats#warrior cats oc
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I huge part of the disappointment surrounding Omegle shutting down for me, personally, is like now where am I supposed have the most unhinged roleplays ever with people who just barely understand the source material that I will literally never hear from again?
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Didn't know I needed to say this but I am very much not actually looking for alternatives here, and no alternative you can give is going to match the unhinged energy omegle brought to the table
#I'm really just lamenting the end of an era#half the omegle appeal was seeing the most buck fucking wild shit you've ever read in your life from someone you will never see again#omegle btw was where I came across the guy who just vehemently refused to believe that ''Peridot'' was a thing outside Steven Universe#and was in fact a name you could give to your children irl#just fucking refused to believe that characters with the name Peridot could exist outside Steven Universe#according to this guy if you have a character named after a gemstone then you are stealing from Steven Universe#never mind your OC is fully human or even a fucking orc or an android or something#never mind your OC existed a solid decade before that show came out#they were automatically stolen from Steven Universe because they happened to be named after a gemstone in this guy's mind#I'm never gonna be able to stop thinking about that btw#like it was so unhinged lol#my deadname is a gemstone btw which is a huge part of *why* this came off as so unhinged to me haha#I was *15-years-old* when Steven Universe was released#but in this guy's mind my mom was somehow ripping off a show that wouldn't come out for 15 years when she had and named me
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girl wtf you bake your own bread???? that sounds so hard
It's actually not hard! It takes a bit of arm strength and patience, that's all. Besides- it's lovely to make something and wear a cute apron. Mine has cat patterns on it :D
Baking in general is great. Cookies, cinnamon buns [actually made those yesterday too], cake, muffins, pretzels... and that's not even getting into cooking. I recently made my parents a breakfast and I had so much fun!!!! It was eggs [they were over-easy, I think is the term. It was my first time making eggs and I was so proud!], hashbrowns and bacon. Mom and dad loved them!!!!
But yeah- cooking and baking is so rewarding to me, and very calming too. I could spend all day in a kitchen just cooking all sorts of dishes, listening to music and seeing people enjoy it afterwards. I couldn't be a chef or baker though;;; I like going at my own pace far too much for that. BUT ANYWAY!!!! Please give cooking/baking a try, it's wonderful and rewarding. And you only get better with time!
#I know this is cliché but my family watches lots of food and cooking-related shows#Gordon Ramsay is a favourite!#But seeing him cooking#as well as watching my dad cook and hearing about my grandma's [my dad's mom's] baking#it just inspired me so much... I've been baking since I could hold a spoon but cooking is fairly new to me#I actually cooked and baked for a whole week once! It was all Gordon Ramsay recipes from his website#Mom said I was at risk of stealing dad's position as the cook of the house lmao#Teriyaki salmon was one of my favs.... fish and chips [altho gluten free because my mom has allergies] was great too#cooking chicken vindaloo is probably the most relaxing though. that or spicy butter chicken#we get the pre made sauce [KFI for butter chicken and Patak's for vindaloo] but I add like ginger/ garlic/ onion/ etc#and for spicy butter chicken I use two thai red chilis! perfect level of spice <3333 I make sure they're big ones#that's because the sauce dilutes the spice a bit#BUT ENOUGH RANTING I just love cooking and you adjust to your likes!!!#It's wonderful
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i know this is just me being a crotchety old-spirited bitch but. i sometimes like to save outfit ideas on pinterest bc i sometimes feel like i have no idea what clothes to wear with what. and all the comments lately seem to be like "omg where did you get that!!" over just. the most basic items. like i realize these are mostly children but idk of a time in my life where i was unaware that you can buy items at a Storr.
#again i am just being bitchy! but like idk it's one thing if you've never seen a pair of docs or whatever n ur asking about that#or r looking for a put-on for good plus-sized or petite clothing#but like. an old blazer? bootcut jeans? a tank top??? man idk#steal from your mom. go to a thrift or charity shop. go to fucking Kohl's or something man cmon#i say stuff
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notes on that piracy poll are insane.... 75 percent "its always okay" but every single comment* is "its always okay EXCEPT FOR indie creators/books/people who i like/if the wind is in the west/its a tuesday" i do not think you people know what always means
*save a comment from an indie creator saying 'yeah its fine do whatever. piracy is preservation'
#me not stealing groceries from mom n pops in uni didnt mean i gave them money it meant i didnt go to mom n pops#you guys dont password share dropout? telling me if you saw a book from an alive author at a thrift store youd shit your pants?#if you knew the kind of fees steam was charging your indie devs and the size of the cut they take youd hurl#also jesus. consider purchasing power disparity. consider library censorship and locationlocked services.#piracy is The Only Option to a SIGNIFICANT percent of the world and it is literally no different than having a friend over to watch a movie
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discord is bogged down by so much fucking trash theyre trying to sell us that even when the servers arent actually crashing they still run like shit so they can constantly have animated ads and pop ups every time the desktop app updates begging you to pleasepleaseplease spend $10 every month for shit that should be included for free as is and then buy the extra animated frames for icons buy all of them please be a cool gamer for us were all gamers here haha poggers heres the worst app overhaul youve seen outside of tumblr in years
so sick of seeing once decent platforms get absolutely trashed to pieces by shitty intrusive advertising and horrible unintuitive updates done the sake of keeping you on the app longer and a lack of any real competitor. someone should buy out the kik app or something and wipe it clean of pedophiles and then strap it up with decent emojis and server structure if only so the name is recognizable and its already available on app stores
#would say some niche IM system but thats a pipe dream#wish some fucking underground master class IT nerds would steal pesterchum or some shit and trick it out with decent usability and#make it not absolute trash to use in 2023#itd be so funny please god#imagine your mom having to download pesterchum from the iOS app store to get in contact with you#setting her chum status to rancorous to tell you youre grounded lol#txt#an original#discord#discord down ⭐❗
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BAD TAKE SPOTTED
#do NOT pirate indie stuff do NOT steal from ur local stores do NOT pirate digital things made by indie devs#YA THINK YOUR LOCAL MOM AND POP STORE IS AS BAD AS YOUR LOCAL NATION WIDE CHAIN?#YOU THINK INDIE GAMES MADE BY 3 PEOPLE IS THE SAME AS AAA GAMES MADE BY 300 PEOPLE WHO WERE OVERWORKED AND UNDERPAID?#i get if u dont have money. i dont either!!! but im not going to steal from independent businesses!!!!#it is not black and white!!!! augh!!!!!!!!#shush nono shush
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