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saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him
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#bond fandom where are you#IMAGINE#elliot page as bond and like a huge buff blonde as Q#would watch that in cinema#james bond
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Just found some Fantastic white horses tonight. It's a shame I can't find their owners. I'll have to bring them back to camp with me, as a kindness
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why are dudes in fanfic always getting hit with freight train orgasms. why not an orient express orgasm, classy and romantic. where are the shinkansen train orgasms? his orgasm hit him like the TGV atlantique breaking the passenger rail speed record. like the shanghai maglev, his orgasm was a feat of engineering but something of a commercial disappointment.
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it's an open secret that Obi-Wan Kenobi is Battlemaster Cin Drallig's illegitimate son, and that that's why Initiate Kenobi spends so much time training in the salles, trying to live up to that legacy (and relish that connection with his only known family member; besides, he really likes lightsaber training)
except somehow, Qui-Gon Jinn has missed this memo
when the man publicly lays into the child at the Initiate's Lightsaber exhibition for 'being too aggressive' and 'focusing on nothing of importance in favor of perfecting his lightsaber technique', Tahl is only the first of many Masters to privately pull him aside and try to smack some sense into him
and let's just say that he finds himself inexplicably at odds with the Battlemaster for the rest of his life
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it's an open secret that Obi-Wan Kenobi is Battlemaster Cin Drallig's illegitimate son, and that that's why Initiate Kenobi spends so much time training in the salles, trying to live up to that legacy (and relish that connection with his only known family member; besides, he really likes lightsaber training)
except somehow, Qui-Gon Jinn has missed this memo
when the man publicly lays into the child at the Initiate's Lightsaber exhibition for 'being too aggressive' and 'focusing on nothing of importance in favor of perfecting his lightsaber technique', Tahl is only the first of many Masters to privately pull him aside and try to smack some sense into him
and let's just say that he finds himself inexplicably at odds with the Battlemaster for the rest of his life
#cin 24yrs old newly a father: what should I name him#Vokara che. long suffering crechemate: idk dude it’s your baby#cin: well his other parents name is obi so I’ll just#vokara: dont you dare#cin: obi-1 cin-obi#vokara. writing it down by sound: fuck that#thus au lives rent free in my brain#literally#star wars#obi wan kenobi#cin drallig
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drawing the guys…. see u soon…
#rangers apprentice#halt o'carrick#will Treaty#love seeing a ra post with like 40 interactions like#the gangs all here
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you don’t gotta tell me to boycott the Nintendo prices by not buying bc i don’t have the money to get them anyways
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#of course this was easy to say in hindsight but it was also easy at the beginning and in the middle too#elongated muskrat#2025#2018...#<- amazing single tag caption right there
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'Star Wars' and 'Harry Potter' are two franchises that try to claim, textually, that it doesn't really matter who your family is whilst showing subtextually that it unequivocally does matter who your family is.
#Star Wars au where Padme had an affair or is of a sub group of aliens that can reproduce on their own and while everything still goes to#shit and Luke and Leia still get separated and end up saving the galaxy 20yrs later only#only on anakins I AM YOU FATHER speech like just kind of looks into the camera bc he had the good sense to test his dna at one point and#he’s actually a genetic offspring of Padme only or one of her handmaidens or literally just some guy who Vader thought was his son or someth#he still has the force and is a great pilot and stuff and obi wan is his mentor but he’s not anakins kid. anakin has delusions or something#idk idk#Star Wars
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leia and her uncle cody would be the most powerful team up in Star Wars history, change my mind
#Luka and jncle obi wan: 😊☺️let’s meditate#Cody and Leia: playing the most intense game of space chess since the Rusan reformation#star wars#leia organa#commander cody
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anyway if any of you want to hire a 22 year old with a masters degree in pure math, i’m very employable and cute.
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my wife is constantly mocking me for how lightly done I like my toast. “your hot bread is done,” she says to me. disgusting
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Welcome to the Ranger Gathering, coming August 2025!
Despite how quiet this account has been this year, the Gathering is still being held! We invite you to take a look at the prompts below.
How it works:
The Ranger Gathering will run for the entire the month of August, 2025. Each day has a prompt that participants can use to inspire works about Ranger's Apprentice, The Early Years, The Royal Ranger, or Brotherband.
Check out last year’s stuff here!
If you want to participate, tag your post with #ranger gathering 2025 so we can all find it!
A few notes on the Gathering:
You do NOT have to do all the prompts, or even most of the prompts to participate in the Gathering! The most important thing is to have fun and avoid burnout. Pick whichever prompts inspire your creativity, and ignore the rest.
The Gathering is meant to show off all forms of creativity! This means art, music, writing, memes, textpost, moodboards, playlists, or whatever else you can come up with. Don't feel like you can't participate if you're not an artist or author.
This blog is going to showcase a few posts from the tag every day of the Gathering, so make sure you support the creators with reblogs and comments.
Good luck, and see you all at the Gathering!
Text Prompts:
1. Adoption
2. Whisper
3. Trickster
4. Runes
5. Cavern
6. Masked
7. Throne
8. River
9. Forge
10. Famous
11. Dance
12. Hunter
13. Fading
14. Bloom
15. Trade
16. Anguish
17. Satisfied
18. Armor
19. Feast
20. Duel
21. Melody
22. Unlock
23. Dream
24. Tool
25. Chain
26. Portrait
27. Gift
28. Release
29. Oath
30. Generations
31. Roots
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