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DCXDP crossover where Danny ends up adopted by the bats for one reason or another, and they all know about his ghost powers/vigilantism but not the extent of it.
So one day they're all out patrolling Gotham, and one of Danny's rogues comes out, specifically one that's screaming about wearing his pelt on his wall. The bats go into protect mode obvs and scoop up Danny to try and shield him from this evil green glowy guy, only for Danny to flail around like a feral cat.
He's in Batman's arms like; "put me down, PUt mE dOwn, PUT ME DOWN, PUT ME DOWN!!"
and he bolts out of his arms to go and fight this guy and they are both absolutely feral! Biting and scratching and wailing, and just a whole bunch of freaky paranormal shit. To the bats this is the most desperate and destructive looking fight they've ever seen and they have no clue how to help. To Danny? The complete opposite.
In Danny's POV the whole interaction was completely friendly!
Skulker: Come out here, Phantom ! Come fight me so I can use your organs to build my throne !
Danny's vision: hey ghost boy 🥺🩷 let's go play outside 🥺🥺 plleeaaaseeee my mom said I can be out till the streetlights go off 🥺🥺
Danny: B you need to put me down !! Now !! I gotta go please ! Please !! You don't- you have to-- stop!! You don't understand, put me down!!"
Danny's vision: dad I wanna play too 🥺🥺 I'll be good I promise 🥺
The bats are obviously freaking out. They can't touch this guy and Danny is fighting for his afterlife ! Why can't they do anything ! Why are they so useless ??
After the fight Danny soups Skulker and descends back down to the bats. To them he looks beat. He looks scared. He's shaking now that he's back in B's arms, his eyes are droopy with exhaustion, but his pupils are still blown wide. They're all practically sick over him.
Meanwhile Danny is coming down from the equivalent of a sugar high or ghost zoomies. All that adrenaline is still coursing through his body making him shake, and the ghost fight after not facing a formidable opponent in a while, plus not having access to pure ecto like he had in Amity has left him sleepy.
He falls asleep in Batman's arms, making the bats think he passed out. When he detransforms in his sleep ? Oh, he must practically be dying again rn.
He wakes up in medbay confused. He just had the most fun he had in months. Why the fuck is he here ???
#dcxdp fanfic#dc x dp#dc x dp crossover#dc x dp prompt#dc x dp au#dc x dp fic#dcxdp#batman#batfam#danny phantom#danny fenton#they have a very long talk after this about ghost biology and culture#danny is incredibly embarrassed that he got carried away#if there are any full fics out there with this concept send em my way !!#and feel free to steal this for your own fic. im counting on you soldier <( ̄︶ ̄)>
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Put thee not on Silent
[ID: A 4 panel comic made of digital paintings of a zoom meeting between the knights of the Round Table.
Sir Galahad, Queen Guinevere, Sir Gawain, Sir Lancelot, Sir Bedivere, have their own individual screens, and one screen shows a conference room with King Arthur, Sir Mordred, and others who are not named.
Both Sir Lancelot and Queen Guinevere have their cameras turned off, and microphones muted, the entire time.
Panel 1 shows King Arthur with a few of his knights, with Sir Mordred brooding beside him in shadows, and a hand reaching from offscreen to steal snacks from a bowl.
Sir Galahad has his microphone muted, and is in a forest, looking up and to the side. He has brown hair up above his head and very pale skin.
King Arthur asks, "Sir Gawain, canst thou see the PowerPoint slides?"
Panel 2 shows Sir Gawain, who has brown skin, black hair, green clothes, and heterochromia, with one green eye and one dark, replies, "Verily I cannot, I think it be a miasma of the sight."
Behind him for the background is a section from the Green Knight manuscript, showing faded lettering and a green knight on a green horse standing in front of someone with a large axe while a crowd of spectators watch from the sides.
Sir Galahad's screen is now slightly motion-blurred, showing a reddragon's open mouth in front of Sir Galahad's face.
Panel 3 shows Sir Bedivere, labeled Tech Support, who wears a blue shirt and a plumed knight's helm, looking exhaustedly into the camera, pushing his helmet visor up with one hand. He is lit by blue light and has bags under his eyes, asking: "Hast thou sharest the screen?"
His background is of a library. Sir Galahad's screen is now taken up by the motion-blurred side of the dragon that is attacking him.
Panel 4 shows Sir Gawain turned slightly to the side, looking derisively at the camera, saying: "Yea, but I cannot hear Sir Galahad."
The only thing left in Sir Galahad's screen is the motion-blurred, spade shaped tail tip of the dragon chasing him.
End ID.]
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#cattle rustling for fun and profit#king arthur#sir gawain#sir bedivere#arthuriana#this is my very silly epistolary story which I love dearly#someone please get Bedivere a red bull or twelve hours uninterrupted sleep STAT#also I got lazy and decided that Dev Patel Gawain was a cool enough design to steal#maybe I should introduce you to my original idiots#my art#my comics
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[WIP]
Okay so colours, shading and rendering is definitely not a strength of mine, so I have a tendency to avoid doing it lol, but I feel like I'm learning quite a lot from doing this lyric comic :] Either way I'm having fun!
Currently colouring page 8 out of 9 :D
#we can leave this world leave it all behind we can steal this car if your folks dont mind we can live forever if you've got the time YOU MO-#tizel art#my art#tmnt#rottmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles
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whatever *domesticates your Carnivàle Lecroux*
#my art#once upon a witchlight#legends of avantris#loa#ouaw#gideon coal#kremy lecroux#morning frost#gricko grimgrin#torbek#hootsie grimgrin#twig toadspring#everyone got kicked out after the inevitable mess that torbek and gricko made#do not mess with kremy's kitchen okay#and yes gideon is stealing the cookie for twig she could not wait#it's my mental illness and i get to choose how to cope#and 90% of time it's with fluff#thank you for coming to my ted talk
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For those of you who never knew as it's a detail one can easily miss (especially depending on which aspect ratio you're viewing in) but a lovely detail at that: Pippin was in the hobbit band in the background!
He's the one playing the banjolele!
These shots I have of the scenes where he is most visible are from the Fullscreen edition (A DvD I own and often watch for the different viewing experience). I believe in the Widescreen edition their heads are cut off by the aspect ratio-- so it's easy to miss!
And for those of you who haven't put it together already, yes! That is our beloved Merry standing next to him as they both watch Frodo dance.
Mind you, Merry is not in the band. A few scenes prior he was actually along the precession line of bringing in Bilbo's Birthday cake. He probably came up to the platform to talk to Pippin, give him a mug of something to drink and inevitably snatch him away for some mischief. Because after this brief scene, Pippin is then absent from the stage-- he and Merry are going to go swipe some fireworks!
#lotr#lord of the rings#peter jackson#merry and pippin#merry brandybuck#pippin took#meriadoc brandybuck#peregrin took#lotr merry#lotr pippin#jrrt#tolkien stuff#tolkien tag#tolkien#hobbits#no because this is such a fun detail#Pippin can sing AND play an instrument#not to mention you can see the exact chain of events that lead up to them sneaking off to steal fireworks#when Pippin tells Merry “it was your idea!” he was right-- it most definitely was#Merry going up to Pippin handing him a mug and saying “Hey music sounds great-- I've got the BEST idea right now.”#And Pippin AGREEING#Gold! Absolute gold!#I love character details like this#And it's so underrated#Like I don't know how many people know about this and I think they should.
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“Not my circus, not my monkeys”… Except those are his monkeys and they are the circus
#Okay so i think the idea is that Lautski is on a date and the terror duo were ABSOLUTELY stalking them#because of course they would#but (if they weren't already being the most obvious stalkers) they get caught#because then the seagulls descended#but listen okay#Why they attack (and how on earth they carried that weeb away) is up to you guys#because i dunno#i’m just here to make nonsense comics that give me a good chuckle#NPMD#nerdy prudes must die#for some reason i gave them different clothes sorta?is it obvi i dont have a sense of style at all#Pete Spankoffski#Stephanie Lauter#Richie Lipschitz#Ruth Fleming#Also i don’t know why but when it comes to drawing comics#i forget who anatomy is#i seriously don’t know her#esp when it comes to arms? Lord do i hate arms#Art#fanart#Also this whole comic stems from a story about seagulls stealing sausage links?#that's all i got for you#also im so sorry steph my beloved#i can not draw you at all and this is a curse i carry like a ball and chain#starkid#hatchetfield#//Komic
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Batman Appreciation Post #7
Bruce’s Baby Blues









Batman Master Collection
#shine like diamonds#so pretty#that villains stop trying to steal money#and try to steal his heart#blud got that lightskin stare#sin city wasn’t made for you#reasons why batman would make the perfect wifey#dc#dc comics#official#batfam#batfamily#batman#bruce wayne#batmancollection
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In 1895, Optimus Prime invented female transformers to appease angry feminists
(From the 1889 marvel uk comic called “prime’s rib”)

My fun little hc is that all of the femmes are trans, like they probably didn’t even have feminine pronouns in cybertronian before earth, these bots are older then gender itself
#someone give Ratchet a bra#this is why the Decepticons don’t have any women it’s cause they don’t know how to do top surgery#ig there’s shockwave but it’s like a roulette wheel of what he’s gonna give you#you can get minor altercations or wake up with no legs who knows!#shockwave is stealing all of the chassis’s that’s why his is so big#oh man this is an old comic idea from last year and then I got reminded of it when I was talking to stargirlintermission#i think I referenced this in the first 2 weeks I created this blog#transformers#transformers fanart#transformers g1#optimus prime#ratchet#maccadams#transformers marvel#arcee#hot rod#tf jazz
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Red Robin Au where after Battle for the Cowl, Jason (instead of donning that ridiculous pill helmet) goes back to visit Talia and blow off some steam with the LOA; it's an effective way to do so at first, as long as he keeps Ra's at arms length and has all the Bats away from him. Except is that Timothy fucking Drake working with Ra's al Ghul.
So now Jason's like oh my god are you kidding me why is Tim here working with Ra's of all people??? Last he checked, Dick was Batman now and Tim was part of that gaggle of Robins in Gotham. Not here, in Nanda Parbat.
Tim, fresh from a splenectomy: Jason?!
Jason: What the fuck are you doing here?
Tim: ??? I could ask you the same question??
Jason: No the fuck you couldn't?? I trained with Talia and now I'm back here for a bit, and I'm not the one missing an organ right now?! Why aren't you back with Dickbat in Gotham??
Tim: Well. Let's say I'm not Robin anymore
Jason: ... Not... Robin?
Tim, scowling: Dick gave it to Damian.
Jason: Dick is Batman for like a month and already gave the traffic light leggings to a mini assassin? Nice.
Tim: Ugh
Jason: And... this was enough reason to run away and get impaled by assassins in Iraq? While working with Ra's al Ghul?
Tim: Well, not really. I need to find Bruce, and Ra's is the only one who will help me. Even if he's a freak of nature.
Jason: Bruce... are we talkin' about another Bruce or did I miss a memo? Bruce is dead, Timbo.
Tim: He's not. He's trapped in the timestream and trying to get back. And don't- don't tell me I'm going insane with grief or in denial. Laugh all you want, then leave. I don't need this shit again.
Jason: Trapped in time? Damn motherfucker can't even stay dead?
Tim: ... You believe me?
Jason: Sure. Not the craziest shit we've seen. I have a feeling you wouldn't go as far as Ra's if you were actually going off nothing. (mumbling) stealing my schtick. What a bastard.
Tim, blinking: Wow. That... just wow. That was easy. Dick thought I was losing it with grief and so has everyone else.
Jason, shrugging: B is definitely stubborn enough to get lost in time instead of dying and, frankly, I know what being off yer rocker looks like, and this ain't it. I climbed out of my grave, for god's sake, is time shit really off the table? Wouldn't hurt t'look if the old man's still kickin'.
Tim: Uh-
Jason: First stop: away from Ra's, preferably. Talia's not bad, but Ra's is a whole other can of worms. Get up or I drag you.
#dc comics#batfam#batman#tim drake#jason todd#red robin#dc red robin#red hood#league of assassins#red robin comics#i just think that if i could take away jasons pill helmet era#and make him believe tim for the simple reasoning of#batman is too stubborn to die. ofc he has to steal my gimmick#mf.#cue red robin run except with jason's sassy commentary#jason: can i just shoot that guy#tim: no we're not killing anyone#jason: i thought your whole name change thing was bc u wanted to be more unhinged#tim: that is a gross misinterpretation of what i said#i love them lol#tim: ok i can get you a fake passport#jason: why#tim: ? to travel borders? youre not gonna travel as Jason Peter Todd#jason: why not#tim: well for one you're LEGALLY DEAD#jason: oh right. and u?#tim: alvin draper#jason: what#also ik tim wasnt in nanda parbat when he got spleen yoinked but shut up my au i do what i want
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They're in the middle of a life and death situation, he literally has a bomb on his neck but I know Joke's ass is still all like he called me his boyfriend, "don't touch my boyfriend", i'm the boyfriend, the boyfriend is me, he's worried about me, ~my boyfriend's back and you're gonna be in trouble~
#please tell me you got that song reference#jack and joker#jack & joker#jackjoke#war wanarat#yin anan#yinwar#bl series#jack and joker u steal my heart
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My roommates keep stealing my tools because they don't have any, so I'm curious
#random rose rambles#popular post#polls#tool box#tool set#adulting#it's just so weird to me#that my engineering roommates have ZERO tools between them#they keep stealing my stuff. which is fine#most of the stuff is for the good of the house. and i'm not using it 24/7 anyways#but one specifically was like 'why don't you have xyz? everyone should have that'#and I was like 'bro you don't have anything. what do you MEAN'#like I got a tool bag in high school#it's not the highest quality stuff but it all works
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if you're wondering yes this does in fact happen AFTER tim punches skully in the jaw after introducing themselves with brian's face



unedited under cut!

#you cannot convince me that Tim doesn't just have a go at it#like there's no way the initial reaction to his missing bff who maybe died and who was also the guy that was stealing his medication#was positive in any way shape or form#he got over it though#i mean how could he not#it's brian#fanart#art#drawing#marble hornets#brim#brian thomas#tim wright#btw idk if i see skully as more akin to acting like DID/OSDD or as one person with multiple faces#maybe both#like before the operator was destroyed maybe skully was more cohesive but post operator death perhaps the people skully “fixed” are more#like#separate with their own wants/goals etc#idk man#creepypasta#brim mh#watercolour
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#moana#tamatoa#nalo#matangi#vaiana#moana 2#disneyedit#disneynetwork#jemaine clement#filmedit#ok tagtime is over time to rant in the tags#i love this crab so freaking much#like those that know me know i ship maui and moana#but like that pales in comparison to how much i love tamatoa#it's gotten to the point where if i introduce him in a fic it turns into a tamatoa fic XD#and i have to reel back how much he steals the show#cause he freaking will#also i love jemaine clement i guess#i wish this easter egg scene was like three times as long#in a behind the scenes featurette you see Jemaine say even more lines#they were good#wish they had ended up being animated too#ok whatever if you got tamatoa asks just send me asks#i can rant about him all day#my gif#mine
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i think people forget that the gang is made up of hoodlum teenage guys living in poverty in the 60’s-let them be dirty and gross. like even soda and johnny, who pony paints in SUCH a positive light get up to their own amounts of trouble. soda literally got arrested for doing aerobatics with two bit and “disturbing the peace”—even he gets into trouble. darry too, like i don’t think darry would even attempt to do anything illegal now but like…he was hanging out with two-bit in high school, he’s probably stolen or driven recklessly too, and even now he still likes to get his knees scraped and his hands dirty. let them be dirty and gross and do illegal things.
#i think it’s partially because the media has been so romanticized but like#face it these guys do the grossest shit ever#like soda literally got arrested-i think that’s overlooked a lot#i’ve made headcanons about pony being arrested (albeit because he snapped abd just crashed out but still)#like they gut up to their fair share of trouble too-dally isn’t the only one who does illegal shit#two literally steals for fun like#pony said “two doesn’t need half the shit he steals he just gets a kick out of doing it”#i can’t remember if steve got arrested too or if it was just soda and two but still—like you can’t tell me him and soda don’t just#<-do stuff for the fun of it#like i dunno—i get this is a fandom that’s been so romanticized over the years that the characters just get watered down but still#the outsiders
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why DID he do that
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#medic#miss pauling#team fortress 2#z art#z comic#go to bed zar#medic were you even invited#just likes stealing stuff#got a bunch of outstanding warrants and most of them are for petty theft#no one sees it coming
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baby pokemon trainers 🐣
#pokemon#trainer leaf#trainer lyra#rival silver#rival blue#trainer ethan#pokemon frlg#pokemon hgss#headcanon post#kashart#blue oak#green oak#rival green#this is my headcanon of their appearnce when they were 5 or 6ish hahaha#green and leaf were a pair of trouble makers#the metapod is a stolen lab pokemon lol#he is the caterpie's big brother; somehow caterpie got the impression that her brother was kidnapped by evil men in white coats#in actuality her brother went theyre willfully lol#now caterpie managed to drag two human kids into rescuing metapod....his lil sister always causes him trouble...#ohh and i suppose i hc baby ethan as a bit of a crybaby#esp before he got marill haha#he was a prime bully target too;but lyra always stuck up for him! she protecc her friend!#in this case however he tripped and fell because 2 pokemon knocked over him#they are very sorry too as you can see#oh and as for silver#i guess this is after (REDACTED) happened#or maybe during it#much later he finally (REDACTED) and spent some time (REDACTED)#and then later he finally decided he was going to steal a pokemon
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