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Red Robin Au where after Battle for the Cowl, Jason (instead of donning that ridiculous pill helmet) goes back to visit Talia and blow off some steam with the LOA; it's an effective way to do so at first, as long as he keeps Ra's at arms length and has all the Bats away from him. Except is that Timothy fucking Drake working with Ra's al Ghul.
So now Jason's like oh my god are you kidding me why is Tim here working with Ra's of all people??? Last he checked, Dick was Batman now and Tim was part of that gaggle of Robins in Gotham. Not here, in Nanda Parbat.
Tim, fresh from a splenectomy: Jason?!
Jason: What the fuck are you doing here?
Tim: ??? I could ask you the same question??
Jason: No the fuck you couldn't?? I trained with Talia and now I'm back here for a bit, and I'm not the one missing an organ right now?! Why aren't you back with Dickbat in Gotham??
Tim: Well. Let's say I'm not Robin anymore
Jason: ... Not... Robin?
Tim, scowling: Dick gave it to Damian.
Jason: Dick is Batman for like a month and already gave the traffic light leggings to a mini assassin? Nice.
Tim: Ugh
Jason: And... this was enough reason to run away and get impaled by assassins in Iraq? While working with Ra's al Ghul?
Tim: Well, not really. I need to find Bruce, and Ra's is the only one who will help me. Even if he's a freak of nature.
Jason: Bruce... are we talkin' about another Bruce or did I miss a memo? Bruce is dead, Timbo.
Tim: He's not. He's trapped in the timestream and trying to get back. And don't- don't tell me I'm going insane with grief or in denial. Laugh all you want, then leave. I don't need this shit again.
Jason: Trapped in time? Damn motherfucker can't even stay dead?
Tim: ... You believe me?
Jason: Sure. Not the craziest shit we've seen. I have a feeling you wouldn't go as far as Ra's if you were actually going off nothing. (mumbling) stealing my schtick. What a bastard.
Tim, blinking: Wow. That... just wow. That was easy. Dick thought I was losing it with grief and so has everyone else.
Jason, shrugging: B is definitely stubborn enough to get lost in time instead of dying and, frankly, I know what being off yer rocker looks like, and this ain't it. I climbed out of my grave, for god's sake, is time shit really off the table? Wouldn't hurt t'look if the old man's still kickin'.
Tim: Uh-
Jason: First stop: away from Ra's, preferably. Talia's not bad, but Ra's is a whole other can of worms. Get up or I drag you.
#dc comics#batfam#batman#tim drake#jason todd#red robin#dc red robin#red hood#league of assassins#red robin comics#i just think that if i could take away jasons pill helmet era#and make him believe tim for the simple reasoning of#batman is too stubborn to die. ofc he has to steal my gimmick#mf.#cue red robin run except with jason's sassy commentary#jason: can i just shoot that guy#tim: no we're not killing anyone#jason: i thought your whole name change thing was bc u wanted to be more unhinged#tim: that is a gross misinterpretation of what i said#i love them lol#tim: ok i can get you a fake passport#jason: why#tim: ? to travel borders? youre not gonna travel as Jason Peter Todd#jason: why not#tim: well for one you're LEGALLY DEAD#jason: oh right. and u?#tim: alvin draper#jason: what#also ik tim wasnt in nanda parbat when he got spleen yoinked but shut up my au i do what i want
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If one more person calls wuxians ghost path 'demonic cultivation' with no /j attached i will take arms the way nie huaisan does it (cry)
#mxtx#mdzs#mo dao zu shi#wei wuxian#mdzs wwx#tale as old as time. why are you people buying into in-book propaganda while condemning people who fall for it#no really. im not joking. why#he didnt die protecting innocent with over 80% safe-for-user art he perfected in 3 months for you to call it heretic the way the sects do#even xue yang doesnt call it that#mf.
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onlara baktım, hiçbir şey yapmadım. yapamadım. ses çıkaramadım, nefes alamadım, konuşamadım, ağlayamadım. ben sadece yutkundum. derince, sertçe yutkundum. çünkü yutmak istedim. boğazımda takılı kalmış kelimeleri, kursağıma batan hevesleri, yüreğimi sancıtan hayalleri bir bir yutmak istedim.
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The more I think about Mike compared to other characters the more apparent the misogyny of the fnaf fandom becomes...
#discourse#“liz is evil and unfeeling and killed mike out of cold blood” shes 8. oh but mike was just a kid when he killed evan he was jusrt a kid!!!!#mf.#and then all the shit on cassidy taking revenge as if michael didnt. do the same thing. oh and henry.#charlies horrible for putting the kids into the suits but henry putting ehr in an electric torture bear is fine#“oh but henry/michael did it because-” im not saying theyre terrible and evil and fucked up. morally gray. morally gray. MORALLY GRAY.#sorry for being passionate i just feel the need to talk abt some of these things when ppl bring em up#bc genuinely it makes me so upset#and ig cassidy isnt 100% bc not everyone agrees shes a girl#(and shes reffered too w he/him in canon)#but it feels too important not to include#tzu rambles
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If, persnaps, anyone has any questions about my HMS au's or interpretations.. I am kinda in an over-explaining mood rn.. These can be simple or more about how they function or certain details or concepts. Needs for elaboration anything.
Au's do count also chatroomverse rp versions of characters :D
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I fucking hate kids on insta.
How you gonna press and harass me for expressing my opinion and then block me when I warn my friends abt you?
I hate people-
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Uh, Emil, dainsleif, Ghostface, vesper, alee, those two skate dudes, the photographer from ew2, Reaper(?), Cassidy, dva, mercy, those dudes from psychopass, Gabriel, Solomon and Barbados obey me!, Any of your ocs really, Dionysus, Thanatos, Megara, uh, yeah, I'm sure these range from like to obsessed but at least four of these you definitely obsessed so yeah.
okay okay so
i don't actually care for cassidy or dva. nor meg. i CANNOT defend myself against anyone else. and i AM ignoring your other ask
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WHTYY IS EVERYONE ON THE PLANET INCAPABLE OF BEING NORMAL WHEN SOMEONE HAS A LISP. LIKE GET OVER IT.
#SHUT UPPP SHUT UP SHUT UP I KNOWWWW. I KNOW.#GRRRUAUUHHHHHHHGGG.#this shits the reason I DONT TALKKKKKKK GTRRRRAUUUHHHHGGG#anyway. can we all just collectively agree to use our brains and think and be normal.#especially wheng people have SPEEECH INPEDIMENTS GRRRRRAUH#ok im dkne. i sleep.#.txt#omg your lisp is so cute 🥰🥰 OKAY. IM GONNA GIVE YOUVEONE TOOOOOO#mf.
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Robin!Jason: I wonder if different brands of shampoo taste different
Dick: They do
Jason:
Dick:
Jason:
Dick: Wait, ask me again and I'll hesitate before answering this time.
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silly tv man
#messyr#doodle#artists on tumblr#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel vox#vox#i wanted to keep the antenna#mf cute that way
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love the idea of the Batfamily getting stopped and searched in the family car on the way back to the Manor and everyone’s tense expecting Jason to be the one packing like twelve guns but it’s Alfred? Alfred is absolutely unbelievably strapped up to high heaven? And he somehow manages to talk to the cops out of arresting him or even giving him a ticket?
Bruce is just standing on the side of the road pinching the bridge of his nose. Jason is grinning so widely his face is about to rip. Alfred’s guns are all sitting on the hood of the car and there’s at least three there that Bruce remembers taking away and destroying. Dick is taking pictures on his phone to send to Barbara and trying not to laugh. Tim has Kon on speaker narrating it…
#ok NOW I’m going back to work#sorry#alfred pennyworth#bruce wayne#batman#dc#batfamily#alfred mf pennyworth#I know that’s right#STAY strapped up#the traffic stops disappears entirely from GCPD record#it’s still not enough for Bruce
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this is the most horrifying thing I’ve ever seen jesus fucking christ
#I opened reddit while on a discord call and the scream I just scrumpt was. Loud#what soft retirement does to a mf community#jerma#thing
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#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#gojo satoru#megumi fushiguro#jjk art#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#jjk leaks#pulled another allnighter fr Angst's sake cries i havent slept.......but i couldnt help myself i was out all DAY i hadnt drawn all DAY#do u know what that does to a mf i felt all antsy and Wrong#so i cracked an energy drink i think i may have a problem honestly but hey at least u get ur daily dose of megumi angst#remember how i said i considered including gojo in the yuuji/tsumiki/megu squared train piece#well this is me making up fr Not including him there#i ws right his and megumi's relationship deserves its own homage smile :)#anyway @ anon who wanted a gojo/megumi hug.....ik it's not exactly a hug but you can forgive me im sure <3#dare i say it's better than hugs jeremy.....#honestly fr all my gripes w gojo i Did get kind of emo abt this?? but i feel like. the majority of my emotions r on megumi's behalf#also might have been the mukashi mukashi no kyou no boku on repeat that'll also do it#seriously debated putting translated lyrics as the caption but it feels like a copout doing 2 lyric-captions in a row#also i do have some shame. miku lyrics r a bit.#anyway art notes uhhhhh finally got gojo's hair to not look Yuuji#who knew the trick was to make it longer smh maybe sleep deprivation n 10 hours of staring at a screen Does make simple problems hard#oh file name 'proud of you' btw
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"just as I did, in 1983."
you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable
#my art#interview with the vampire#iwtv amc#iwtv#armand iwtv#daniel molloy#armand#armandaniel#devils minion#drew this before the finale but idk maybe this is during the unspecified amount of time between armands divorce and daniels press tour#the titian painting doesnt fit at ALL with the timeline btw#i THOUGHT it did bc i assumed 1508 was when armand was turned into a vampire BUT upon reflection thats more likely the year he was born#and even then the painting was made in like 1510 so fuck me i guess. also im foggy on when armand was taken to rome#idk man i havent read the books and i failed art history on two separate occasions i cannot endeavor for accuracy#anyway as much as i love 70s/80s devils minion i have equal love for old man daniel#his cynicism has been tempered by time... refined like a diamond... he dont gaf and bullies his loser vampire and its hilarious#like ''sure yeah fine all these old italian renaissance guys saw ur ethereal otherworldly beauty but literally anybody can see that''#''IM the only mf who gets to experience the incandescent joy of seeing you be a messy idiot''#sidenote trying to make armand look unflattering is impossible u can blame the show for casting the worlds most beautiful man
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