#star trek scripts

[bevcrushes]

Trek Office: "Space Nookie"

I had to do a *script writing exercise,* so I was like "what if I wrote a Star Trek TNG scene in the style of The Office/Parks and Rec" and it's BAD please help lol it's a lot of fuckery so I put it under the cut...and of course, it's nsfw because the plot is basically:

[electronickingdomfox]

This was the story ouline for a TOS episode that wasn't produced ("The Aurorals"):

Story outlines by Frank Paris, dated 13 June 1968 and 20 June 1968. This story dealt with an alien race kidnapping Kirk, Spock and McCoy in order to use their genes to create a gene bank, providing a way to survive for their infertile species. Meanwhile, they replace the trio with android duplicates on board the Enterprise. The crew soon begins to suspect their fellow officers to be imposters, as they behave oddly and unlike their real counterparts, and form a mutiny against them. 

They really thought "what if Kirk, Spock and McCoy had babies together?". Incredible.

Source: Memory Alpha

[stra-tek]

This looks relevant to your interests:

https://web.archive.org/web/20180520013027/http://www.roddenberry.com/media/vault/

Oh hell yes!🖖😁

Thank you very much!

[aurora-nova-fic]

I treated myself to another DS9 script, for “Civil Defense.” This one has some of the revisions, so I could see some (but not all - some revisions are missing) of the progression of the episode. I love this. Here are some highlights, please forgive the mediocre pictures.

I think my favorite bit is that the episode originally had Dukat asking Sisko to tip him off when it might be a good time to murder Garak.

Speaking of Garak, I like this description after Dukat’s threat.

Garak originally had a line asking Jadzia to breakfast with him.

[bevcrushes]

oops i wrote a whole scene for encounter at farpoint based on this lol

did anyone ever write a fic to explain what she did with all that fabric she bought in the pilot

[alliswyattonthewesternfront]

since i'm once again on a TOS binge, here are some of my favorite Bill Thiess creations. truly the best to ever do it. the pink number from "Who Mourns for Adonias" that is only held up by the weight of the train??? sensational

after his death, Thiess's estate auctioned off a lot of these pieces and donated the money to charity. if you ever want to feel insane read the prices some of it sold for. that metallic halter top + cape fit??? $173. are. you. kidding. me.

[u5an5]

Just watched Deadpool & Wolverine with polish subs based on dub and I have to be honest, there's much more funny stuff than I expected, considering that the rest of it made me glad I'm not watching it with actual dub

So, things that picked my interest:

Instead "207 when I watch Gossip Girl" he straight up says "207 when I watch porn" (Gossip Girl isn't especialy popular show here so reference wouldn't mean anything for majority of audience anyway, but to straight up say it instead replacing it?)

"Ok peanut, 'guess we're getting that team-up after all" got replaced with "Okej ptysiu, nie ma to jak seks grupowy", which translates to "Okay cutiepie, nothing better than group sex" (??? we're still in the first 5 minutes of the movie)

"you know what they say, when one door closes, your locker at work opens" translated to "Jak to mówią… Jak zamykają od przodu, to ładujesz się od tyłu" which translates roughly to "Like they say... when they close the front, you get in the behind" which I find kinda funny

Peters line about seeing Wade in suit comes of gayish cause he doesn't say he wants to see him in the suit again, he wants to LOOK at him in it again, you know what I mean

intead "This guy looks ready to throw it all away for me" he says "This cutie would gladly get hugged by my bowels" which is a lot more straightforward than I expected

Wades spiel to comic acurate height Wolverine is much more insulting and instead being all "what a cwute short king you awe" translates to "Oh fuck, a furball dwarf? Was there even dwarf like that? Furballs mommy drank lots of booze when she was pregnant? Maybe daddy was a ratferret? Don't even come near me, 'cause you surely have ticks"

"I need you to come with me, right now" to "Zapraszam cię na randke, i to natychmiast" meaning "I invite you to a date, and I mean right now" (Logan replies with "Złotko, nie kręci mnie to" which translates to "Sweetie, I'm not diggin' it" and by "it" I'm honestly not sure if he means Wade himself, the fact that Wade said he's only here because he's the Wolverine just a second ago, or because his suit looks like fetish gear)

"It's quite common to Wolverines after 40" to "It's normal when going trough menopause, I get it"

they replaced "peanut" to different endearments to not be repetive but the most often used one is "ptysiu" (ptyś is a choux pastry; if I had to translate it as english endearment, I'd go with cutiepie). its cute imo

Logans "bub" also got replaced by endearments/insults losely fitting situation but the stupidest one has to be Logan calling Johnny "misiu", which translates to "little bear" and let me tell you, it's HILARIOUS cause it's equvalent of calling a random guy "sweetie" but in the "your grandma asking if you want seconds (yes you do, no you don't have any say)" way

"my boy's wicked strong" is translated to "mój chłopak zna się na rzeczy". It's slightly like the papi situation from spanish dub cause yes, "chłopak"'s direct translation is often "boyfriend" but it is also used as "boy", "guy" or "dude", usualy towards guys younger/about the same age as you. However, the addition of "mój"/"mine, my" makes it much more angled towards boyfriend, wherever they wanted to or not. There are at least three different ways to translate it and make it less gae I know and the've still chosen this one.

They made, in my opinion, the "its a common curtesy to ask" "Its good thing I don't give a fuck" lines better by translating them to "you shoud've ask, thats polite thing to do" "and you can politely fuck off"

they replaced Star Trek reference with Star Wars one, using Han Solo instead Spock and idk. on one hand they did it to THE spirk moment but on the other they made, and I may be reaching, but it seems like covert reference to "I know" scene so ??? (star trek is nowewhere near as known as star wars here so they would probs replace it either way but it also can be just "star trek and star wars sound so much alike, they have to be basically the same, right?" haha joke)

them instead innuendos using the most over the top forms of insult that no one ever heard is kinda funny but only because I only had to read them; if I ever heard somone call somebody "kutasina" irl I would find a way for at least one of us to not be able to hear anything ever again ("cockleter" is my best attempt to recreate this horseshit)

If you guys want to share some treasures from your native dubs/subs, feel free to

[lt-kaollumn]

i feel like im breaking some secret tumblr rule showing my face but i can trust you guys? right? right?

Look i made a vulcan robe it took months of hand-sewing cause i dont have a sewing machine

hand embroidered! and then i met jonathan frakes at a convention! i got a picture with him but it’s Just For Me

based on spock’s kolinahr robes from the movies

[dduane]

How is cthia pronounced? I'm sure it must have been said in the Spock's World audiobook, but I can't find it in any of the libraries to which I have access.

I always just pronounced it sort of "kuh-THEE-uh". Bearing in mind how severely I had to abridge the audiobook, I'm not sure it actually gets pronounecd there. Must check. :)

[bahrmp3]

[id: 6 gifs from season 4, episode 16 “bar association” from the tv series “star trek: deep space nine”, the gifs show worf son of mogh, a wounded julian bashir, miles o'brien in a holding cell, with benjamin sisko on the outside.

1st gif: worf, julian, and miles are standing in a cell. miles starts talking, "we were..." he trails off. miles and worf look at each other as if trying to figure out how to put the best spin on things. "having a difference of opinion." worf concludes. in between them julian is looking at each of them.

2nd gif: miles continues with worf's narrative, "i suppose there at the end, we might have done... a bit of shoving."

3rd gif: camera cuts to sisko, who is not letting them off the hook. "according to odo, doctor bashir got shoved over a table."

4th gif: camera cuts to the holding cell. worf says, "that was an accident." and julian adds, "things just got a little out of hand."

5th, 6th gif: camera cuts back to sisko, he says "things got more than a little out of hand. i suppose i'm going to have to talk with quark myself... find a way to settle this strike and get things back to normal around here." /end id]

[ygamiraito]

of course i like harlan ellison he literally wrote spirk yaoi (colloquially known as city on the edge of forever)

[bluesngolds]

this is different from my usual content on tumblr, but i thought y’all might appreciate this amok time edit

[aoifeandisolde]

🔥commando mode🔥

Kate Mulgrew's script notes from *that* scene in Macrocosm.

[gremlin-pattie]

inconsistent characterization of my special guys 😡😡😡

[deancasforcutie]

[waltwhitmansbeard]

not to engage in Discourse™️, but i would like to once again remind people that your local dnd actual play show is not a scripted television show that can or should follow the normal rules of narrative flow. this is a collaborative storytelling effort that requires the careful scheduling and coordination of a lot of people. the crown keepers deviation was scheduled before fcg's death. matt couldn't just fuck with all those guests' schedules bc something inconvenient happened just before they were slated to come on. i cannot say for certain, but i'm willing to bet real american dollars that the live show was scheduled and the venue was booked before fcg died too (tho maybe not, i'm not an expert in venue scheduling), but what better place to have the new sam character drop than in a theatre full of your most adoring fans? the most logical time and place to do it? maybe not, idk. but it sure was exciting for everyone watching. not sure when this downfall three-shot was initially scheduled, but there's no way in hell matt and brennan haven't been working on it together for MONTHS, if not even a year. sometimes, things happen when they happen bc that's when you get people in a room together. that's kinda the whole thing about dnd, why so many campaigns fizzle out—scheduling is fucking hard. it wasn't convenient when tal had to miss the session after the huge briarwood dinner fiasco in c1, which was leading directly into the arc that dealt pretty exclusively with his backstory, but that is life! ppl are busy! things happen when they can happen! if you don't like that events and story beats aren't hitting precisely when it would be most narratively satisfying for them to do so, perhaps dnd/ttrpg actual plays aren't for you! sometimes the dice tell the story, and sometimes the google calendar does! that's life!