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My brain at 2 am for some reason:

You know what else rhymes with bore?

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[SPOILERS FOR ARCANE SEASON 2 FINALE]

I haven't been in this fandom for long so I don't know if this is a hot take or a frozen ice cream (I literally finished the series last night), but I really liked that Jinx died at the end of season 2 of Arcane. Yes, it absolutely broke my heart because Jinx and Ekko are probably my favourite characters in the entire show, but also so much of Arcane (and I would argue, the best parts of Arcane) are about how good intentions are not enough. So much of Arcane, especially the first season, reads almost like a Greek tragedy, where you know the characters' decisions are going to ruin everything in their lives, but also you see why they do it. It's like watching a trainwreck in slow motion. There's nothing you can do about it but watch.

And yes, Jinx deserved better. And she had done so much progress. And Ekko worked so hard to make her not kill herself. But in the end, it didn't matter. In the end, all that work only delayed the inevitable. Because no matter how much we want to convince ourselves of the contrary, we cannot save someone who doesn't want to save themselves. Ekko convinced her to not end her own life for a brief moment. But she just jumped at the next opportunity. Because in the end, she didn't want to live.

And that is heartbreaking. And that's what makes it good.

(Yes, I know it is heavily implied that she's alive at the end. I am choosing to ignore that because I like the ending so much better without it, so if they're gonna leave it at subtext... I'm just not gonna take the hint ^^)

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CRYING

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MY BOY!!!!

The Boy Saviour

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art by @chzs_m

(Taken from the tags)

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I was having a bad day today (overworked and underslept) and I told a friend "I wish I was put in stasis for a few weeks, you know, like in one of those glass vats full of green bubbling liquid in a mad scientist lab", and they looked at me and went ".... that's oddly specific, can't say it's relatable". And all I could think of was "I might have been on tumblr for too long".

So, poll.

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Maine coon vs street cat

people cats come in all different shapes and sizes and I just think thats beautiful ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

behold: literally the original mistoffelees wayne sleep

behold: dane wagner (la mirada)

behold: ceril faller (RCCL7)

(on the left out of costume)

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Digging through my WIP folder and I found notes for a story idea I had about a dragon adopting a human.

Not on accident, mind you, the dragon doesn’t just stumble across a human infant and adopts it. The dragon decides it wants to adopt a human.

The dragon explains this to its lich friend: “I want someone to take care of me in my old age! A human would be great! Imagine how easily it could talk the other humans into leaving me alone! And– and it might decide to grow up and become a goldsmith, right? Some humans become goldsmiths. My human might decide to go into goldsmithing too!”

“I think you’re overestimating the percentage of humans who become goldsmiths,” replies the lich friend, who is not terribly discouraging of the idea, but also not particularly invested in it at this point. It seems like a plan with a lot of potential points of failure.

The dragon is undeterred, mostly because it has a whole hoard of gold coins and goblets and jewelry and trinkets that seem to indicate to it that there must, in fact, be a great number of humans who know goldsmithing to have produced all that.

Anyway, the dragon decides to shapeshift into a humanoid form, go into a city, and adopt a human child. It needs the lich’s help, because it doesn’t know anything about human fashion. The lich’s knowledge on the subject is a few centuries outdated, but they attack a few fancy carriage on the road and reverse-engineer an outfit from what the humans inside them were wearing. (Those humans were nobles, it’s fine, it’s a victimless crime)

The lich fusses a lot with the humanoid appearance of the dragon until everything looks just so.

(“Am I actually doing it wrong, or are you just making me shapeshift into something you find more attractive?” the dragon asks.

“If you want me to pose as your husband, this is the price to pay,” the lich replies.)

They go into the city, anyway, and they find an orphanage on the shady side of town, where the tired, overworked and underpaid matron clearly sees there’s something not right about these two, but not in any obvious way she can put her finger on. She’s just happy to have one less mouth to feed.

Anyway, child get! 

She comes along quietly, and doesn’t even comment when she’s taken to a dragon lair.

The dragon is ecstatic with its new acquisition.

(“Does it know any commands?” the dragon wonders. “Sit! Stay! Roll over?”

“You may be thinking of dogs,” the lich points out. “Children do not perform tricks.”

They both looked at the human child, trying to figure out how to approach her.

“So, what scam are you running here?” the little girl asked suddenly, startling both the dragon and the lich.

“I was wrong,” the lich says, “they’ve definitely been teaching children new tricks since I was alive.”)

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BRING LENA BACK

The funniest thing 9-1-1 could do now is give Eddie another new friend and for Buck to go insane about it again,

And him have a conversation with Maddie where he's like "... Do you think i'm into Eddie's friend?" while Maddie hits her head repeatedly on the wall

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…Lizzy

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and the strange thing, your life could end up changing

while you’re dancing through

this is a redraw of my madney twirl drawing from august

i was terrified to do this because i wasn’t sure if i had actually improved, but i can now say in confidence that i am proud of the progress i’ve made

i liked the pose already, so i didn’t change too much, i just drew everything… better ig?

i enjoyed adding maddie’s new hair and chim’s awkward smile from that one still we got

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A fic I followed back in 2020 just posted a new chapter after YEARS of hiatus and I haven't had a high like this in ages.

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The facial expressions here are killing me xDD

poor mistoffelees never enjoys a vertical advantage for long. the kittens are sure to outgrow him eventually. (it's okay tho bc who needs height when you have literal superpowers)

ft. the umpteenth interaction of this exact ilk that mistoffelees has suffered and surrogate kid brother pouncival being an annoying (nonetheless adorable) little shit

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Maddie Buckley week 2020 | Day Four      ▸ Favorite Relationship: Maddie & Evan Buckley  

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simply can't stop thinking about "no offense i'm straight"

vs the reaction to "that very handsome mustache"

it's a beautiful day to allow yourself to be flirted with just a tiny bit by a man who just told you that he can never ever follow through on it. isn't it eddie "straight" diaz

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Evan Buckley canonically bakes when he's sad: do you really think he would bake a cookie??

The 118 is going to have Eddie-shaped cookies to stop a national catastrophe with!!!

first look at evan buckley season 8b