#standford pines rp

[rebecca-pines]

"My mom's name is Leah.."

[She pauses for a moment, thinking.]

"That...probably isn't going to help anything, is it? She never really talked about you or Great Grunkle Stan all that much...multiverse things are complicated..."

"Does the name Mabel ring a bell..? That was my Grandma's name. My Grunkle's name was Dipper if it doesn't."

"I found the prism you mentioned..."

[Rebecca pulls it out of her bag]

"What do we do now?..."

@rebecca-pines

…Ah. You’re back…

About that…well. It won’t be necessary.

[doritodemon13]

What’s it like in the Theraprism?

What can I say…

They forced wanted me to wear some stupid orange suit with my name on it. :(

(Orange isn't even my colour)

They also banned me from the only activity that I enjoyed.

(I only painted me torturing the pines family three times, and the other two were drawings of me killing Stanley)

So, I had to switch to group therapy circle…

Which means I'm sitting in a circle with a bunch of idiots.

(Note to self: get yourself banned from that and go to solo yoga)

That's why I started this Blog

(because the axolotl said it would help)

☝️I'm also doing this in my room when I'm bored

(It helps more than the stupid group therapy circle)

At least I have my stanford plush :)

(The only great thing here beside my blog)

[theauthor-of-the-journals]

Heyy I have a question? Who taught you about all like the major historical events that happened while you were in the portal? (The end of the Cold War, 9/11, princess Diana, etc.)

Stanley went over all of the major events I missed before the events of weirdmageddon. It was… a lot to process but also very informational.

After he gave me a basic rundown I did my own research on topics I wanted to learn more about. I went down quite a rabbit hole of information but it was good knowledge to have.

[imbackbilly]

WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL!!

WELL HEYA! I bet you already know who I am, so no need for introductions!

I bet your probably wondering "hey Bill, ain't you dead" and to answer that question!

NO BITCH!!

HA! Not even the theraprism could hold me!

...course, now I'm stuck in a stupid flesh bag body! This SUCKS!! ...

Therapy was one big fat bust, so the axolotl himself made bill go back to gravity falls with STANFORD (@sixfingrs) to see if there would be any improvement.

First he was just a physical form of his triangle form, but after some shit fuckery, he got a human form. Course, being a human wasn't his only problem. No one is exactly sure how or why, but he's also doomed to have a CHILD now.

After a few months of this hell, the axolotl readmitted him to the theraprism for a eval to see if bill was ready for reincarnation.

And bill was. But everyone seemed... Distressed by this. The axolotl couldn't just let bill roam free with his powers.. so, the axolotl agreed to let bill stay, but he would be stripped of everything. His power, his immortality. He would feel pain, he would bleed, get ill, age, and finally die as a human should.

Bill agreed to this. Bill had a reason to care. To care for someone beyond himself.

Bill redesign in the works <3

With the sudden appearance of his cousin (@imthebestcharacter618), the realization of what he gave up, and being more suddenly thrown into family dynamics more than ever, he's uh... Not doing great. He doesn't know what to do anymore, he's no longer a feared god, but a man undeserving of love.

And he's terrified. It's new and it's unnatural to him. And he's terrified for his child who isn't even born yet. He knows who he is, and he's terrifed. What if that child gets the same mutation as him? What if he's a horrendous parents?

It scares him. For the first time, he's truly terrified. And for the first time, he's not alone in the world.

And that scares him.

[interdimensional-sixer]

Have you found any cute animals

Why yes I have. I have seen many creatures so far and I think some of them have been very cute. Sadly, most of them tried to eat me when approached. Cute does not mean friendly.

[blanchin-ford]

have you seen any of those 8 foot tall bugs around? they kinda look like horses...

Grasshoppers? Ohh I sure hope it's not huge grasshoppers… - Ford

[doritodemon13]

soooooooooo how do you think Ford's doing without you.

Terrible, that poor guy must feel so empty after I was gone.

(I would feel empty, too, if I was sailing with Stanley the whole time)

I was his muse, after all, his inspiration.

He must be sad thinking about what he owes to me.

(Haha, I mean his research in journal 3 wouldn't even exist without me)

But I'm still stalking him so…

[theauthor-of-the-journals]

GRUNKLE FORDDD

HOWS YOU ONLINE ADVENTURES GOING

I can tell you were very eager to ask this question. My online adventure is going quite well.

I’ve been getting so many asks it’s taking me a minute to get to all of them but I am so happy for all of your interest in my life and discoveries.

As of right now there are 140 of you that have decided to follow my blog and I am very appreciative of that. So thank you to each and every one of you.

[interdimensional-sixer]

do they have root beer there or is that just an earth thing

I haven’t gone looking for any but I’ll try and find some to see

[doritodemon13]

Ha! I knew you would admit it!

teehee

[thenerdygrunkle-blog]

//I want to roleplay with another ford because I think there being two fords in one place would be fun an interesting, if you’re a ford rp blog hmu

[stanpiines]

 But her aim is gettin’ better!

[doritodemon13]

thoughts?

Well, well, I see that you found some old picture of mine.

(From where did you get it? I thought Sixer burned it… Clearly, he didn't.)

[doritodemon13]

Bill why are u so cool???? Explain ur awesomeness to us pls

Well, well, well…

Where shall I start…

I was born awesome.

Making deals gave me the final step to being cool.

But the best explanation for my awesomeness is that I'm just being my chaotic and weird self.

(Hahaha, why else did I write a book?)

[doritodemon13]

Heya Folks!

It's me, Bill Cipher!

You are probably wondering why such a powerful being like me is on an app like this.

(The stupid axolotl said that I have to do it)

Things I will post on this Account:

1. I'm answering almost every question dedicated to weirddamagedon

2. I will welcome every deal with an open hand

(Hahaha, I'm so funny!)

3. You can feel free to ask about my live

4. Sometimes, I will even tell about my situation with some people from gravity falls

I'm just here to make deals to meatsacks of your kind and to stalk some of my exes and enemies.

P.S. I know you're here sixer, I will find you.

P.P.S You too, pine tree

P.P.P.S Don't think you're safe. Shooting Star

Bye Gold, bye!

Bill Cipher

Mod: @katharine3000

(If I ever forget to activate anonymous, so there is no confusion)

[doritodemon13]

Stanford mentioned that he often caught Fiddleford staring at a picture of his loved ones (kept him grounded apparently) and he said he had a similar one of Nikola Tesla?

(This sounds awfully familiar, doesn't it?)

Well… it definitely reminds me of a special someone…

I'm not saying who…

* stares at his Ford plushy *

( @stanford-pines1952 )