#standard routine

[senselessalchemist]

Some personal nonsense, medical tw

tfw you cant fucking remember what leg you did your anti tnf alpha shot in two weeks ago and have to just make a blind guess and hope you choose the opposite one

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[hyacinthsdiamonds]

I'm sorry but the irony of Nico calling Max unprofessional is sending me so bad like sir there's an entire garage full of people, who were literally in the trenches trying to survive the Brocedes fallout while just doing their jobs, who might have a few things to say about your (& Lewis') level of professionalism at that time 😭✋️

[andr0nap]

cowboy au but i commit to the lack of horses on no mans land

[twistedblunderhand]

Does Vil think its important to take consistent good care of yourself? yes. Does Vil think its important to look your best? yes. Does Vil look down on others for their bodies? NO!!

Beauty is important to him, but beautiful dosent mean thin/able bodied/white/eurocentric/ect. Making sure you keep a good skincare routine and wear sunscreen in the sun is more important to him than people fitting a certain idea of beautiful

[m1zumono]

dean winchester and autism because this man is autistic and i will not accept otherwise:

his reaction to sam giving him the giant slinky at the end of 7x14 'plucky pennywhistle's magical menagerie'

actually physically stimming when he enters the bunker with sam in 15x14 'last holiday' and sees the christmas decorations

the boxing episode, 11x15 'beyond the mat', where dean spends the entire episode fanboying and (for lack of a better word) plays in the boxing ring

wearing the same thing (flannel, jeans, in earlier seasons the leather jacket) almost all of the time while not in disguise to work cases

eating the same thing (cheeseburger with extra onions or pie) at almost everywhere they go, as often as he can (about dean winchester and food, i could talk about that for hours he has so many issues with it and it's all john winchester's fault)

his ability to recite movies line for line, and his tendency to communicate almost entirely through references and movie quotes, and expecting people to understand what he means

about references, he makes jokes and references when it's not appropriate, he doesn't understand that something isn't appropriate in a situation where it isn't specifically pointed out to him, and he generally has a pretty messed up sense of empathy and inability to 'read the room'

‘you’re always calling me a geek, but you know every word to every led zeppelin song, backwards and forwards. you can discuss in detail every major rock drummer between ’67 and ’84… and you watch ‘jeopardy!’ every night.’ - directly quoted from sam winchester in 14x20 'moriah'

in 13x06 'tombstone' when they go into the motel and dean talks about the cowboys, identifying all of them and going into quite a bit of detail about a few of them, even though nobody asked him about it and he is absolutely infodumping. 'he really likes cowboys.' 'yes. yes, he does.'

his knowledge of cars, particularly baby, and how he takes her for a ride when he's sad because of the comfort she provides him. also about baby and comfort, the way he offers to let people drive baby when he realises that they're sad, thinking it'll make them feel better as she makes him happy and he doesn't understand how else to help

in 1x03 'dead in the water' he talks to lucas about how he didn't speak as a kid, he plays with the toy soldiers and it doesn't come across as playing with them to make lucas trust him, it actually comes across as him finding genuine enjoyment in it

in 1x15 'the benders' when he's talking to the kid who mentions godzilla, dean brightens immediately and goes off topic talking about his favourite godzilla film, and has to be reminded that he's working a case by sam

the entirety of 14x04 'mint condition', how dean gets to express his interests and be himself and how a lot of people have mentioned that he seems to be genuinely himself in that episode instead of the act he puts on

larping with charlie, no explanation needed

he shuts down when things go badly, often blasting music and ignoring everything and everyone around him

he always picks scissors when playing rock, paper, scissors, and it's actually something that comes up multiple times within the show - in 2x17 'heart', sam says, 'dean, always with the scissors,' and along the same lines, his excitement both times he actually wins the game

in 1x04 'phantom traveller', dean is terrified because of the plane and sam points out that he's humming metallica. he replies that it calms him down, and that just seems very autistic

[cidnangarlond]

FORTUNA FORSYTHIA -> The Dawntrail Benchmark

Thank you Luu @deoxygenated for the footage!

[thebirdandhersong]

in my you're on your own kid era again (I never left)

[uglygirlpretendingtobepretty]

Me every morning when I wake up

[pinkinsect]

i do have to ask, do you have any thoughts on femlock kunigami perhaps? 🤲🤲

i do 👁️ your ask made me remember how much i liked kunigami lmao

her design! i like how they made kunigami's. not great time visible in canon, so i tried to translate that here.

assorted femlock kunigami thoughts:

- she carries herself with the upright swag ("swag") and confidence ("confidence") of a female class representative.

- a little more outwardly cheerful than canon kunigami, since she's just as helpful and people kind of found her blankness unnerving when she was younger.

- eats really really fast.

- just as jacked as in canon. reo looked at her once and missed ba-ya and almost asked for a piggyback ride before she caught herself.

- post wildcard, everyone tries to get her to tie up her hair but she won't. chigiri, bachira, and isagi are reintroducing her to hairties the way one would introduce a cat into a new household.

- chigiri is certain that if she keeps trying, kunigami is going to let her cut her hair.

[fisheito]

So I was looking at waiter Yakumo and noticed that he had wavy hair. His hair straight normally so who was the one who curled his hair? DOES KLEIN EVEN HAVE CURLING IRONS???? Anyways all of this is to say please imagine Eiden helping Yakumo get ready and that involves putting those old timey curlers in Yakumo's hair before he went to bed so he can have curls the next morning

uhdisomFINMF u are making me IMAGINE!!!!!! yakumo about to apply for the job and wondering if he should present himself a certain way eiden going ;))) you look sexy with your hair pushed back ;))) (but before yakumo can stutter out his embarrassment) eiden gives him the very encouraging "but for real i think you look great as you are!! <3" then aster crashes onto the scene and announces that he will not have his servants treasured colleagues looking anything less than PEAK presentable!!!!! *whips out the old timey pink hair curlers*

[not-gray-politics]

Trans women. I'm grabbing you by the shoulders and yelling. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE SKINNY TO BE FEMININE AND PRETTY AND CUTE. PLEASE STOP MAKING DIETS PART OF YOUR TRANSITION GOALS. WEIGHT LOSS IS A SCAM. I LOVE YOU. TAKE CARE OF YOURSELVES. YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.

[2am-gas-station-angel-girl]

changes the handedness of your robot girl just to fuck with her

[rohanneofcoldmoat]

The best/worst thing about Maggy as a fortune teller is that she will take any opportunity to answer completely unrelated questions with a prophecy about your death

Will the king and I have children?

16 for him and 3 for you, but then they will die and also you will die

Will I marry Jaime?

no, and you will also marry no one else because you're about to kick the bucket

[carcarrot]

do i really want to make individual drinks again

[druidgroves]

"the preteens are running around sephora because all their third spaces are gone!" i get that but did you know. did you know that there is an age appropriate store for young girls selling (fake) makeup & accessories. are you reasonable enough to understand that 10-12 year old girls do not need to be running around an adult makeup store ruining displays, destroying products, & generally leaving the stores a mess? all while they harass employees & disrespect them. the real solution obviously is to make 3rd spaces accessible again but until then keep your CHILD out of sephora unless you are right there with them & able to fucking parent.

[kiss-lea]

I put all of the amazing things you see here on my Amazon influencer account & I put the link here 👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾 you’re welcome 😉