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stranger things merchandise is so god damned goofy. why are there so many highly detailed figures of the demogorgon and vecna? like who fucking cares?? can we get at least ONE nicer, full-sized figure of steve? why do we need 4678399 different funko products for this franchise?? can they collab with mcfarlane toys again to give characters like steve and nancy nice figures?? perhaps neca? neca has a great line of horror figures!! i would buy a steve one in a heart beat!
#thoughts about media#noah fence but some of the companies they DO collab with make the most unappealing fucking looking figures i have ever seen#why would i pay like 60 canadian for that shit my guy#like the mcfarlane line has a bunch of variations of the party excluding max#AND FUCKING BARB FOR SOME REASON???????#then they go and collab with playmates because of the tmnt x st figure line and that's the official tmnt figure maker#so like clearly they are willing to compromise with another ip in the merchandise making process#like why the fuck not neca bitch collab with fucking neca and make figures of different characters#neca figures look good and are affordable#i love my neca ghostface!!!!!#and they've done figures for all sorts of horror icons... from ghostface to candyman to pennywise to michael myers!!!!!!!#i would kill for a steve figure done by neca T_____T#or one at all cause all this guy's got is fucking funkos despite being as popular as eleven#like why the fuck does eddie have more figures than fucking steve???????#i love eddie but he is not and will never be steve#this entire train of thought was spurred by how genuinely impressed i am by the good quality of the spiderverse figures#and the variety of characters that actually got merchandise#st pick it the FUCK UP
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As someone who grew up primarily in Britian, seeing non-British people (especially Americans) say 'Sleep Token is so British' always makes me giggle because Vessel has one of the lightest British accents, at least when he sings.
If he had a hard Cockney accent or a general Northern accent, I could understand you guys, but seeing people say they sometimes struggle to understand what he says because of his accent flabbergast me a bit. I guess it's just because I'm completely use to the accent, as any person who grew up anywhere is, but it's still funny.
#III has a diabolical British accent though#like I sat down with my American friend and watched a clip of him shouting his shit and she couldn't understand a bloody word he said#she caught the word 'fuck' and that was it#when IV screams (although it's a bit harder to catch) I can pick up a slight Northern London lilt but nothing else#cannot account for II whatsoever considering he's as silent as a corpse#st#sleep token#vessel#vessel sleep token#mel's rambles
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anyway boycott stranger things (you’re a loser if you don’t yes i make the rules)
#TWO ZIONIST FREAKS#AND notions of vast antisemitism and racial bias (racism)#pick a damn struggle#like listen it became majorly apparent AFTER i watched last season#but i find it hilariously ironic these two freaks see nothing antisemitic about it lol#also mistreating your cmoc (cast memebers of color) by giving them brutal racism storylines#and then straight up not having the decency to contact them in regards to their roles for next season#you fucking suck#shout out argyle none of them deserved you btw this fandom fawned over eddie instead of you and this is how i knew you deserved greater#stranger things#st#netflix#netflix stranger things#brett gelman#noah schnapp#like one google search and brett gelman is exposed as the freak he is#his character on fleabag was not a character
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[TUVOKTOBER: Day 15] At First Sight. [Patreon | Commissions]
#tuvoktober#excerpt from the novel 'pathways'#tuvok/t'pel#Tuvok#st voyager#st voyager fanart#T'Pel#hey [vibrating from thinking about Tuvok - Vulcan Love & Gender Identity & Sexuality too much] -extends hand- chew through drywall with me#comix page#something about how Tuvok's identity is half T'Pel and has been for decades he's spent DECADES growing with half of him being a person#he's not just deeply in love with but literally IS. He literally literally /IS/ part of T'Pel and his children literally ARE a part of him#the SECOND he sees T'Pel Tuvok says 'Being with her isn't enough I need to BE her. NOW.'#that novel had barely anything about T'Pel in it but I'll forgive them bc what they did have (basically just this) ??? showstopping.#thinks about Tuvok alone on Voyager thinks about the unique and alien suffering#[shuddering breath...]ahgh...[cough]....h ey Tuvok!!! What're your PRONOUNS-#Guy who misses his wife who is also him#gu ys....[sobbing openly] g uys...he's INCOMPLETE without them.....#are you picking up what I'm putting down???#-chokes star trek writers- stop having straight people write alien romance. let insane gay people like me have a turn pleasepleaseplease#bea art tag#[switches out of angst mode for a second] also its SO fucking funny that in this novel's canon Tuvok didn't know about the pon farr until#it happened to him. he literally had NO idea what was going on. His parents didn't tell him. Why?? Don't believe in sexEd???#it really made me laugh. conservative coded...#drawing elaborate Vulcan head....things? headresses? is fun <3#suggestive cw
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Okay, so...
There was this one time I kinda sort did something. So I work as an
assistant at VoxTech, right? And Valentino uses that stuff to project
his nastiness videos 'cuz of the dumb alliance. Okay, and I'm the
lucky guy that has to edit that complete garbage. I don't get payed
extra either. So, I got my revenge.
I planted a cam and recorded Vox and Valentino bein' their nasty ah
selves and posted it.
It blew up.
Vox thought Valentino did it, it was hilarious.
And now I get paid extra to make sure no one....infiltrates the server.
I mean....who would do that?
P.S. If you ever want any assistance humiliating Vox, I'm here.
--Anon
So you’re the reason Vox and Valentino no longer attend their weekly “burlesque square dancing” classes.
Ha-ha! Thank you for your service.
Your sins are forgiven.
St. Alastor
#Forgiven#The Confessional#St Alastors Confessional#hazbin hotel#alastor#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#alastor hazbin hotel#Hey Anon#I was picking up what you were putting down#But here at The Confessional we don’t fuck with non-consensual posting#Specifically when it comes to intimate acts#and thus Burlesque square dancing was invented bahaha#thanks y’all x
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oh I hate twt so much hate it hate it hate itttttt turns out when you block people and just don't go online - shitty stupid things still get said, still get believed, still get a disgusting amount of likes and me who removed myself from the cesspool to be a happier, sane, nuanced person can only watch on as that many people run around an echo chamber parroting nothing of their own thought 💀 never wanted to have the ability to reach through the screen and shake people like I have lately but no I'll settle for closing the app and having a rant before bed. peace and love to my small corners of the internet that are still sane 🫰🏽
#I can't lmaoooo fuck youuuu!!#I really have to pick my battles bc I'm too old & loving of myself to take up energy cussing people out#but just reading shit puts me in a bad mood and the self soothing I have to do.... hnfjdjd god#I honestly don't go on much but I do a tiny bit bc it was my main social media for a decade. but.. it's just inhabitable now genuinely#it's SO bad on there now I can't believe it. nothing redeemable. I'm disconnected from my fandoms on there too honestly & I cbf trying#esp with ST fandom like jfc it's either people getting into fights or ooc lovers or puritans or careless antisemitism or mean girls. wowie#and general immaturity#actually surprisingly not so much ooc enthusiasts the main pull to even go look is people speaking how I wish they did in 2022#still not worth it tho 😭😭 seriously why is everyone so mean it's LAME. yawn! shit cheap jokes for some RTs & attention goodbye!#the worst part is that everybody is just flat out wrong about so much but all they know how to do is parrot and not think for themselves#ev speaks#a lot tonight apparently
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guys this is actually him calling will !!! (cannon)
#im so mad we didnt get a scene with him at the phone waiting for will to pick up and the line being busy and mike just starts crying#i need to see flashbacks in season 5 of him missing will#he just sits on the couch depressed the whole 6 months#he definitely missed will so fucking much oh my god#mike wheeler#will byers#byler#byler endgame#st s5
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if mike was straight, stranger things would've ended after season 2
#straight mike isn't real he can't hurt you vs stranger things fatigue#anyway i can elaborate on this#season 2 is a false ending#someone died but it was just bob and they used that to make sure no one ELSE died#mike might have gotten caught in the tunnels but he was rescued! it's fine! everything's fine! he's at the snow ball with el it's FINE!!!!!#and then season 3 picks up and everyone#they expected it to be over#i know that's a thing EVERY sequel season but in 3 they're all WEIRDED OUT by it#it takes them SO LONG to accept that the ball's rolling again#because they bought the false ending! the straight mike ending!#what do you mean it's back on? everything's fixed isn't it? mike should be happy#happy heart happy life#but no he's being unnaturally annoying and pissing everyone off and saying that plot activities are STRANGE#when he's the ONE person who's historically been like wdym? this makes perfect sense#when it's actually the weirdest thing in the world#but now Unsanctioned things are happening. hopper's fucking off with joyce to another state and mike did not Approve of it#it's Weird he says#This can't be a coincidence He says#as if he didn't make that call#which goes against his dungeonmaster role#as does his inability to track down dustin when he VERY MUCH WANTS to find dustin#and the plot usually rearranged itself to grant mike whatever he wants#not this time! you want hopper and dustin? sorry. they've been taken off the board. your move#there's a paradigm shift is what i'm saying#within mike both on a character level and on a plot level#what's the plot again? people being flayed aka possessed aka taken over by an external force and made to act unlike themselves?#fascinating#surely not relevant to the main character who's suddenly acting unlike himself though#certainly not#st posting
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The hardest part of the who needs relics achievement is remembering to not pick them up. Like save exploit helps with that but sometimes you realize you fucked up 2 floors after
#yeah I uhh fucked up with the happy flower so decided to pick up shuriken too#and they didn't even do anything#sepya plays sts
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When will people that barely know me stop assuming things about me.
#witchy.txt#you are young and have nothing wrong with you!¡!!!¡#fuck right off i have several things that are wrong with me#i cant go somewhere without having my heart racing for fucks sake#i am extremely paranoid when i have to go somewhere i dont know#i had a breakdown not too long ago bc the same coworker suggested me to find a job in the weekend#among other things#and thing is i would go there if it wasnt organized by the church. hell i would#but if it is something that revolves around having to go to mass and pray every other hour i want nothing to do w that#and they spent the last 20 minutes guilt tripping me into going to this stupid summer camp. right as i walked in to work#i fucking hate catholics i hate them so much#i am not what you think. and if you knew you would kick me out of here#every day it's a struggle to keep my mouth shut#she told me at some point that 'i dont have to have anxiety'#and i told her that it's like telling someone w a broken leg to walk it off#i straight up told her that bc i couldnt take it anymore of her bullshit#but she wouldnt stop. she didnt pick up the signals at all#i should be at the club having nasty transgender sex not in a church summer camp!!! fuck off!!!#UGH#st cheerleader gerard help me
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If my boyfriend does not walk out of his workplace in the next 20 seconds in lighting the while building on fire
#this is 1000% a joke cuz the aforementioned building is a hospital and im not trying to go to uber jail#however he picked up an extra 4 hours in his shift and now im fucking sat out here after 11 pm on a work night!!!!!#he was supposed to come out st 11! it's 11:20a
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cw anti st*ggy and st*cky joke:
its funny how much i hate st*ggy considering i also dont like st*cky romantically
#but funnily enough i AM a steve/sam and b*cky/sam girl#but thats the one poly i wont approve of#for me u do u friends#how many tags do i have to do before it no longer shows up in tags brw#bc the fandoms for both of those ships are vile#esp when u admit to preferring sam w both of them they just get plain r*cist sometimes#i know its 20 to stay out of the tags but#will 20 also stop the flaggings from picking it up bc i dont wanna do that either#i wanna make sure your tag blocks work yknow#wtf even is sam and b/uckys pairing name#like im a b/uckyn/at aka w/interwi/dow girlie as well and they have both#is it like… w/interfa/lcon????#why is b/uckys name first it should be sams#honestly that fandom is wild if you talk abt ships nnur ships arent the popular ones like#i woll dully admit i ship wild stuff too#not rly wild if m*rv*l cared enough to actually build the rels peoperly but like#as a comic reader im a st*ron fan and im forever mad at how they#royally fucked up sh/arons story just bc they wanted to fuck w h/ayley a/twell a known woman hater posing as a f/eminist#i do like st*ny but only when done right bc lbr… they couldnt even do theirn#friendship right enough to make cw actually impactful#and i dont understand why ‘literally was earning almost a billion per movie at the time even before they all were’ m*rv*l#chose to fuck w what cap 3 was to ‘compete w b/atman v s/uperman’ like#they had zero to worry abt ppl wont even pay attention to zacks films and pick apart anything to hate they can#ppl hate subtle storytelling which is how he storytells he hates shoving the plot in your face he wants you to overthink it#and they were launching the universe then like it was NEVER going to be a competition they just freaked tf out for no reason#losers#ima tag them now hopefully i dont end up int he tags if u have those antis blacklisted lmk if it works#anti steggy#anti stucky
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what i will say about the super bowl is: i have never seen the city and the streets of san francisco so quiet in my entire life and also so many people are haters and it was beautiful to listen to many people say 'GO HOME TAYLOR' every time she was shown on the broadcast
#one woman said 'i don't even care really i just don't think taylor swift deserves to be happy' and the man she was with yelled 'IT'S THE JET#S!! JUST FUCKING DRIVE ACROSS THE ST LOUIS!!!'#also man i left the bar we were at to go pick up a pizza and there was practically no one on the streets at all during the game#it was so unsettling#lifetag
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I had a dream where there was a murder mystery and some of the suspects were Obama, the couple from Ruthless People, Scott Bakula [like, present day, not QL era], three people from my middle school, and like half my immediate family, and upon getting an ending I didn't like [Scott was the killer] I woke up, remembered 90% of the dream including a final chase sequence, decided that ending SUCKED and I didn't wanna be awake yet, fell RIGHT back asleep, and returned right back to my fuckin dream and got a different ending that I now cannot remember [it wasn't any of the people I listed, but I also can't really remember who it was? It was a guy, and he was affluent, but I dont remember rip]
You WISH you were me
#i once had the same story 8 nights in a row. where id go to bed and pick up where i left off#imagine youre standing on the side of the road in a parking lot by ur old middleschool#and its nighttime and ur waiting for a couple from a movie you saw [apparently your friends]#to come pick up something they left in your car#and youre getting a bit nervous cause its nighttime and even tho ur in a safe area. thats scary#suddenly theres a man approaching and you get very anxious#holding your pepper spray in ur pocket#until he gets close enough and you realize its 70 yo st louis actor Scott Bakula#and hes looking for his dog. which was actually my dog in the dream but. ig my brain couldnt be fucked to make up a dog on its own#and since hes from st. louis originally you in your dream do not kick up a fuss because of course hes here. you do not even get starstruck#you treat him like any dude and start helping him look for his lost dog#cause his neck of the woods is like 10 minutes away. he doesnt know the area well. but YOU do#you guys get tired and you tell him that road is stacked like cordwood anyway and the traffic would be too slow to hit the dog#and you take a break at the local ice cream parlor thats been in this spot since before you could walk#and you see former president of the united states Barack Obama eating an ice cream cone. in full suit. with no one around him.#and instead of going “oh shit its obama” you think “hes out of town and has no one to sit with him#i should go sit with him. come along scott“ and so you sit with him after getting your cones#before you know it all three of you are looking for scotts damn fool dog which. again. is actually YOUR dog that he has ownership of instea#you find the fucker by the vape shop being played with by the employees and invite the merry band back to your house since its only#a short walk away. you text the Ruthless People couple to come to your house instead of that parking lot#and so on. man. what.#my house also wasnt my house. it was way bigger and had more rooms#someone got murdered. mystery began. i was the prime suspect and was gonna be thrown in jail Ace Attorney style#if i didnt come up with a different suspect in time#and i couldnt so i kicked out the screen of the window they were holding me in and ran out#and while running i put together that scott did it#and probably influenced by that stupid “im a runner” photo. who else but scott comes running after me#and he may be 70 but hes still 6 foot nothing and i have no strength and i still managed to throw the bastard down#which is around when i woke up. and i decided that sucked. and went back to bed#picked back up with me being convinced by scott that it WASNT him
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Stelena or Delena?
NEITHER... GET THIS OVERHYPED TRASH OUT OF MY FACE!!!!
#name a love triangle other than them that overstayed their damn welcome...#not to mention#why the fuck did either of them decided to parade around someone who looked identical to someone else that ruined their lives#common sense leaves whenever the plot needs it to#😒😒😒#hell you got one of them that was a pick me incel having ass weirdo before they were together that instantly just forgave anything he did#and then you have other one that was a brainwashed zombie and even after they break up it's still all about her#despite the fact that producer of this popular mediocrity didn't even like stefan and just milked the fuck out of this irritation#dullena#st*lena#(#elena gilbert#damon salvatore#stefan salvatore#anti delena#anti stelena#anti love triangle#anti julie plec#)#tvd#🧛♂️#shut up kylee
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like YEAH it fuxking hurts he cant stand to b around me n the only times je even ries toctalk to me is when hes fucked off his ass and needling/ mocking me.
how is that not going tovhurt me.
#i picked up so muchenergy tn im hakf convinced 60% of this isbt mine but i am fuxking sad.#and i dont wanna be i dont wnana care or get uoset ocer any kf this. but i am ad i do#and it sucks !!!! like real fucking bad !!!!#bc . what thebfuck did i do to you. you treated me 10x worse than i EVER treatsd you.#and you cant like why are u doinf thjs shit tocme.#i cant even yell at him abt this vc he can 100% fucling gaslight me and ill have no leg tocstand on.#like kxmFucked ! im so fucked#i cant have what i want n theyrr making it so hars for me to decide on Literally anything Else like.#atp its a cruel joke. bc ik i cant have it ! i dont want it anymore ! u keep shlwinf me why i cant n i get the pixturr !!!#stop doibf this tocme !!!! im st my limit !!!!#sfop rubbing this in my face !!! bc i cant HELP some of whst i feel i just Cant ! i loved him lmao !#i got pregnant ! i wantsd to msrry him ! he was at some piint so fuckinf grntle with me ! you cant tske thst fromcme !#ni get thst i vant hsve thst anymore !!! stop shoving him in my face bc stp all ur doinf is just Hurting me !!!#anyway i got him in trouble bc he brought his drink outside like . u know better dont be a dickhead.#like i cant stand him! n yet i get like this and Feelnlike this !#what ! the fuck !
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