#st pick it the FUCK UP

[forcedhesitation]

stranger things merchandise is so god damned goofy. why are there so many highly detailed figures of the demogorgon and vecna? like who fucking cares?? can we get at least ONE nicer, full-sized figure of steve? why do we need 4678399 different funko products for this franchise?? can they collab with mcfarlane toys again to give characters like steve and nancy nice figures??  perhaps neca? neca has a great line of horror figures!! i would buy a steve one in a heart beat!

[melit0n]

As someone who grew up primarily in Britian, seeing non-British people (especially Americans) say 'Sleep Token is so British' always makes me giggle because Vessel has one of the lightest British accents, at least when he sings.

If he had a hard Cockney accent or a general Northern accent, I could understand you guys, but seeing people say they sometimes struggle to understand what he says because of his accent flabbergast me a bit. I guess it's just because I'm completely use to the accent, as any person who grew up anywhere is, but it's still funny.

[favroitecrime]

anyway boycott stranger things (you’re a loser if you don’t yes i make the rules)

[bumblingbabooshka]

[TUVOKTOBER: Day 15] At First Sight. [Patreon | Commissions]

[st-alastors-confessional]

Okay, so...

There was this one time I kinda sort did something. So I work as an

assistant at VoxTech, right? And Valentino uses that stuff to project

his nastiness videos 'cuz of the dumb alliance. Okay, and I'm the

lucky guy that has to edit that complete garbage. I don't get payed

extra either. So, I got my revenge.

I planted a cam and recorded Vox and Valentino bein' their nasty ah

selves and posted it.

It blew up.

Vox thought Valentino did it, it was hilarious.

And now I get paid extra to make sure no one....infiltrates the server.

I mean....who would do that?

P.S. If you ever want any assistance humiliating Vox, I'm here.

--Anon

So you’re the reason Vox and Valentino no longer attend their weekly “burlesque square dancing” classes.

Ha-ha! Thank you for your service.

Your sins are forgiven.

St. Alastor

[hawkwidows]

oh I hate twt so much hate it hate it hate itttttt turns out when you block people and just don't go online - shitty stupid things still get said, still get believed, still get a disgusting amount of likes and me who removed myself from the cesspool to be a happier, sane, nuanced person can only watch on as that many people run around an echo chamber parroting nothing of their own thought 💀 never wanted to have the ability to reach through the screen and shake people like I have lately but no I'll settle for closing the app and having a rant before bed. peace and love to my small corners of the internet that are still sane 🫰🏽

[th1smf]

guys this is actually him calling will !!! (cannon)

[brionysea]

if mike was straight, stranger things would've ended after season 2

[sepyana]

The hardest part of the who needs relics achievement is remembering to not pick them up. Like save exploit helps with that but sometimes you realize you fucked up 2 floors after

[aleximustd13]

When will people that barely know me stop assuming things about me.

[irishbreakfst]

If my boyfriend does not walk out of his workplace in the next 20 seconds in lighting the while building on fire

[bittwitchy]

cw anti st*ggy and st*cky joke:

its funny how much i hate st*ggy considering i also dont like st*cky romantically

[slowwshoww]

what i will say about the super bowl is: i have never seen the city and the streets of san francisco so quiet in my entire life and also so many people are haters and it was beautiful to listen to many people say 'GO HOME TAYLOR' every time she was shown on the broadcast

[29121996]

like YEAH it fuxking hurts he cant stand to b around me n the only times je even ries toctalk to me is when hes fucked off his ass and needling/ mocking me.

how is that not going tovhurt me.

[pkbeamgamma]

if the dog owner notices the dog is sick at 5am and leaves for work then maybe just maybe let literally anybody else know the dog is sick. instead of someone getting up 6 hours later and dealing with every single aspect of it after it already happened

[hotcocoandmarshmallows]

Bobby Nash is possibly the funniest little guy ever.