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hballegro · 2 days ago

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I had a dream where there was a murder mystery and some of the suspects were Obama, the couple from Ruthless People, Scott Bakula [like, present day, not QL era], three people from my middle school, and like half my immediate family, and upon getting an ending I didn't like [Scott was the killer] I woke up, remembered 90% of the dream including a final chase sequence, decided that ending SUCKED and I didn't wanna be awake yet, fell RIGHT back asleep, and returned right back to my fuckin dream and got a different ending that I now cannot remember [it wasn't any of the people I listed, but I also can't really remember who it was? It was a guy, and he was affluent, but I dont remember rip]

You WISH you were me

#i once had the same story 8 nights in a row. where id go to bed and pick up where i left off #imagine youre standing on the side of the road in a parking lot by ur old middleschool #and its nighttime and ur waiting for a couple from a movie you saw [apparently your friends]#to come pick up something they left in your car #and youre getting a bit nervous cause its nighttime and even tho ur in a safe area. thats scary #suddenly theres a man approaching and you get very anxious #holding your pepper spray in ur pocket #until he gets close enough and you realize its 70 yo st louis actor Scott Bakula #and hes looking for his dog. which was actually my dog in the dream but. ig my brain couldnt be fucked to make up a dog on its own #and since hes from st. louis originally you in your dream do not kick up a fuss because of course hes here. you do not even get starstruck #you treat him like any dude and start helping him look for his lost dog #cause his neck of the woods is like 10 minutes away. he doesnt know the area well. but YOU do #you guys get tired and you tell him that road is stacked like cordwood anyway and the traffic would be too slow to hit the dog #and you take a break at the local ice cream parlor thats been in this spot since before you could walk #and you see former president of the united states Barack Obama eating an ice cream cone. in full suit. with no one around him.#and instead of going “oh shit its obama” you think “hes out of town and has no one to sit with him #i should go sit with him. come along scott“ and so you sit with him after getting your cones #before you know it all three of you are looking for scotts damn fool dog which. again. is actually YOUR dog that he has ownership of instea #you find the fucker by the vape shop being played with by the employees and invite the merry band back to your house since its only #a short walk away. you text the Ruthless People couple to come to your house instead of that parking lot #and so on. man. what.#my house also wasnt my house. it was way bigger and had more rooms #someone got murdered. mystery began. i was the prime suspect and was gonna be thrown in jail Ace Attorney style #if i didnt come up with a different suspect in time #and i couldnt so i kicked out the screen of the window they were holding me in and ran out #and while running i put together that scott did it #and probably influenced by that stupid “im a runner” photo. who else but scott comes running after me #and he may be 70 but hes still 6 foot nothing and i have no strength and i still managed to throw the bastard down #which is around when i woke up. and i decided that sucked. and went back to bed #picked back up with me being convinced by scott that it WASNT him

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