#spreading the plague

[evilresidentz]

gmmfghfmm

[juleswashere3]

i can't believe i didnt know i could be creatured...

i've been missing out this whole time D:

you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

[emacrow]

Babysitting duty calls, Klarion

It another world threatening battle for the justice league, young justice against the league of Villains and chaos children before most of the chaos children froze as if they sense something bad was approaching and immediately dipped out.. except klarion whom was fighting with raven who immediately froze up too late in front of the portal.

Only for a green portal to appear, as a worned out floating glowing green, but blue skinned teenage boy who turn into a man with red eyes, a clock staff in hand and a glowing white hair baby in a baby carrier.

Klarion is literally struggling like a feral cat who got wet in cold water against some invisible force speaking in some odd static like language before giving up after half a minute when the man spoke back with a short word.

The man now just shape-shifting into turn elderly just gave klarion the baby carrier before noticing how the heroes and villains have stop in mid battles looking at both klarion and him.

"All in soon time, but be warn Flashes whom break the laws of times will get their due if you keep messing with the past and future." Spoken the elderly now shape-shifted into a young boy before he turn back to klarion leaving him a note and glowing baby bag before floating back into the swirling green portal.

Klarion could only look at note with his eye twitching, Teekl meowing as she climb into the baby carrier purring around the glowing baby.

"Why do I keep getting babysitting duty, it so unfa-..." klarion grumbled as he pick up the baby carrier and bag teleporting away..

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"What just happened?" Said Dick whom only one question would be put on hold til later in the watchtower of what just happen before the fight resuming with the young and original justice league winning since the league of Villains were distracted.

[messymoonmad]

psstt..

i need a hug too but for comfort.. would he or zeus give me one 💔

"Was it Hera ? ...Tell your daddy everything now..... who's your mom again ?"

Zeus is top tier dad to anyone who needs one cause he's just gonna assume you're really his offspring 💀

[Hugging zeus is like being hugged by clouds ⛅️ its extra soft everytime

Hugging poseidon is like trying to float on water : stressful until you get the hang of it then it's relaxing]

[jajatoc]

See this lil' thingie on my neck? It's a Steppe talisman... against maras like you!

Day 12, Amulet

[juleswashere3]

OMG OMG OMG OMGALEJAHDKLJFHEOIRHGIKAJEHRUIGY

By not letting Steve and Eddie fight side by side we were not only robbed of seeing Steve and Eddie fight back-to-back with a nail bat and shield. But we also missed the opportunity for the Molotov cocktail to fail in the big fight against Vecna, leaving Steve ‘great at shotgunning beer’ Harrington and Eddie ‘chain-smoker’ Munson to make do with what they have and their whits. 

I’m imagining Steve racing to the rescue, grabbing the remains of the bottle, cutting his lip as he takes a long swig of vodka and gestures for Eddie to throw him his lighter. What ensues is a scene of Steve spitting blood and fire to set Vecna ablaze. Leaving Eddie and his years-long obsession with dragons and Steve Harrington to implode on site. 

[crazymecjc]

✨daniil dankovsky’s fun steppe vacation✨

[doomed2repeat]

I’m done with ship wars, my actual enemies are the hair team that put Luke in those awful wigs, and those bitches who keep posting Botox and Lip filler rumors about him. Like it pisses me off BAD. I’m sorry you didn’t pay attention to this man until he was the lead, but his lips have always looked like that, a lip flip does NOT work that way, and his forehead has wrinkles. It was disgusting the way people have bullied Luke for his looks, and it’s even worse now that they push this lie about him for clicks.

So for reference:

Luke when he was cast:

Luke in Bridgerton vs the Lodge

Luke in S1 Presentation scene vs S3 wedding scene

Luke’s wrinkly forehead and emotive face:

And an example of how his top lip disappears when he smiles, which is NOT something that happens with a lip flip:

The lip flip allegations are an especially egregious example of repeating something they know nothing about because a lie is more fun than the truth. A lip flip is specifically done to prevent your lip from thinning when you smile. Luke’s lip thinning out when he smiles is a consistent feature of his since childhood. His lips simply haven’t been touched.

Sorry he’s not a crusty man with no lips like y’all apparently need him to be to believe him in a period piece, but his lips aren’t even big enough for people to be acting this way, I’m sorry. He gained a little weight in his face in S2 which unleashed a wave of hate for him and threw people off, but when he lost it he looked just like he did in S1, just slightly more mature, but his face was always like this and he was always hot, in S1,2 and 3.

I would say I hope karma finds the people who keep pushing this, but Luke just starred in a hugely successful season of a hit tv show and they’re at home making tiktoks complaining that he’s too hot to be real. Karma already handled it.

[lily-on-the-fence]

Unrelated but a really good cishet guy friend of mine once said that Cillian Murphy could burst into the room and bend him over the table, and it woukd technically be r@pe cause he's straight, but also it wouldn't because "the dude just has such a strong aura that it would form a barrier and he'd never actually touch me."

So now every time I see Cillian Murphy this pops into my head.

[flamingfoxninja]

This makes so much sense why Kipperlilly was asking about how Kristen made Yes! And specifically Where she made Yes! at.

Kristen made a whole new Deity through Arthur Augfort's office and school. As a powerful cleric she reached into the Astral Plane and made life out of her questioning and worship. She temporarily had access to the realm of dead gods to make something from nothing. This was all set in the making from day one.

Jace was working with Kalina and Arianwen to revive The Nightmare King and The Rage Goddess. That's what Ragh saw in front of the office after Prompocolypse. They used Kalvaxis wanting to regain his power as a bigger play to bring back their corrupted and dead deities. A chess piece in a series of steps.

While Kalina was going to bring back The Nightmare King, Jace would work on bringing back The Rage Goddess through Elmville. Kristen already proved that Augefort Academy has access to the Astral Plane. He found and targeted students susceptible to rage, took them to the Mountains of Chaos where the Divine Wedding took place and force the students to make a choice: live for Rage or stay dead.

The Rat Grinders made that choice except for Lucy. Which is a problem because the Need a Cleric. The people the Rat Grinders killed from the school have been Clerics, because with Kristen's method you need a powerful connection to a Deity and Worship to bring life to one.

Lucy worshiped a Giant Goddess, she would have been perfect but she refused.

Yolanda gave up any affiliation to a specific deity, neutral but powerful in worship. She would be a worthy vessel but she refused.

Buddy was brought to always be killed. A follower of Helio, the son of Sol who had corrupted the Goddesses in the first place. He is the grandson of a powerful Cleric, and has that same connection and power within himself. Kipperlilly didn't kill Buddy in panic, that was the plan all along: bypass Obliviti Mori by killing a cleric to meet the Rage Goddess in the Astral Plane, then revive them to spread the word and start the ritual. Buddy was just the first one to accept.

Like in Sylvaire, they are seeding Rage to make their own version of the Nightmare Forest to bring back The Rage Goddess. It's going to bloom and spread, rake over Elmville and the Augefort Academy where the Astral Connection is.

These plans have been started since Freshman Year, and have been defeated all because on goblin was just trying to find his babysitter and another halfling just couldn't handle that.

[phantasmatoucan]

MAYBE A DUMB QUESTION... CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHY BURNED BRIDGES (smitten x cold) IS CALLED LIKE THAT?

[voolfman]

Doodles. Doodles of the blue fuzzy traumatized elf boy :)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/56230066/chapters/146910436

This'll probably take you to chapter 26 bc I'm re-reading and didn't want to lose my place. But if you want to read something good; read A Weapon by Name by @cnwolf-brainrot

[dandybambiandy]

Hi hi look it's my guys but all at once this time I can and will fit solhal into anything, this is my sacred obligation

This is part of the @quadrants-zines Meddle in the Middle Zine! One more Quadrant to go 👀 You should go look at the zine for everyone else's contributions as well >:)

[thebellekeys]

did... did Orlok sail all the way through the Mediterranean, then the Atlantic, then the North Sea to dock at a port in Germany? why... why not take a carriage from Romania to Germany instead? like Thomas did to get there?

[honkceasar]

More mushroom William for funsies

[sadismisselfindulgent]

Think it's time for some mindless self indulgence , eh ? You'd know what I mean , Rainbow .

@visionariesofgodsonlymistake