#spreading the plague

[evilresidentz]

gmmfghfmm

[juleswashere3]

i can't believe i didnt know i could be creatured...

i've been missing out this whole time D:

you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

[emacrow]

Babysitting duty calls, Klarion

It another world threatening battle for the justice league, young justice against the league of Villains and chaos children before most of the chaos children froze as if they sense something bad was approaching and immediately dipped out.. except klarion whom was fighting with raven who immediately froze up too late in front of the portal.

Only for a green portal to appear, as a worned out floating glowing green, but blue skinned teenage boy who turn into a man with red eyes, a clock staff in hand and a glowing white hair baby in a baby carrier.

Klarion is literally struggling like a feral cat who got wet in cold water against some invisible force speaking in some odd static like language before giving up after half a minute when the man spoke back with a short word.

The man now just shape-shifting into turn elderly just gave klarion the baby carrier before noticing how the heroes and villains have stop in mid battles looking at both klarion and him.

"All in soon time, but be warn Flashes whom break the laws of times will get their due if you keep messing with the past and future." Spoken the elderly now shape-shifted into a young boy before he turn back to klarion leaving him a note and glowing baby bag before floating back into the swirling green portal.

Klarion could only look at note with his eye twitching, Teekl meowing as she climb into the baby carrier purring around the glowing baby.

"Why do I keep getting babysitting duty, it so unfa-..." klarion grumbled as he pick up the baby carrier and bag teleporting away..

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"What just happened?" Said Dick whom only one question would be put on hold til later in the watchtower of what just happen before the fight resuming with the young and original justice league winning since the league of Villains were distracted.

[messymoonmad]

psstt..

i need a hug too but for comfort.. would he or zeus give me one 💔

"Was it Hera ? ...Tell your daddy everything now..... who's your mom again ?"

Zeus is top tier dad to anyone who needs one cause he's just gonna assume you're really his offspring 💀

[Hugging zeus is like being hugged by clouds ⛅️ its extra soft everytime

Hugging poseidon is like trying to float on water : stressful until you get the hang of it then it's relaxing]

[jajatoc]

See this lil' thingie on my neck? It's a Steppe talisman... against maras like you!

Day 12, Amulet

[juleswashere3]

OMG OMG OMG OMGALEJAHDKLJFHEOIRHGIKAJEHRUIGY

By not letting Steve and Eddie fight side by side we were not only robbed of seeing Steve and Eddie fight back-to-back with a nail bat and shield. But we also missed the opportunity for the Molotov cocktail to fail in the big fight against Vecna, leaving Steve ‘great at shotgunning beer’ Harrington and Eddie ‘chain-smoker’ Munson to make do with what they have and their whits. 

I’m imagining Steve racing to the rescue, grabbing the remains of the bottle, cutting his lip as he takes a long swig of vodka and gestures for Eddie to throw him his lighter. What ensues is a scene of Steve spitting blood and fire to set Vecna ablaze. Leaving Eddie and his years-long obsession with dragons and Steve Harrington to implode on site. 

[crazymecjc]

✨daniil dankovsky’s fun steppe vacation✨

[lily-on-the-fence]

Unrelated but a really good cishet guy friend of mine once said that Cillian Murphy could burst into the room and bend him over the table, and it woukd technically be r@pe cause he's straight, but also it wouldn't because "the dude just has such a strong aura that it would form a barrier and he'd never actually touch me."

So now every time I see Cillian Murphy this pops into my head.

[flamingfoxninja]

This makes so much sense why Kipperlilly was asking about how Kristen made Yes! And specifically Where she made Yes! at.

Kristen made a whole new Deity through Arthur Augfort's office and school. As a powerful cleric she reached into the Astral Plane and made life out of her questioning and worship. She temporarily had access to the realm of dead gods to make something from nothing. This was all set in the making from day one.

Jace was working with Kalina and Arianwen to revive The Nightmare King and The Rage Goddess. That's what Ragh saw in front of the office after Prompocolypse. They used Kalvaxis wanting to regain his power as a bigger play to bring back their corrupted and dead deities. A chess piece in a series of steps.

While Kalina was going to bring back The Nightmare King, Jace would work on bringing back The Rage Goddess through Elmville. Kristen already proved that Augefort Academy has access to the Astral Plane. He found and targeted students susceptible to rage, took them to the Mountains of Chaos where the Divine Wedding took place and force the students to make a choice: live for Rage or stay dead.

The Rat Grinders made that choice except for Lucy. Which is a problem because the Need a Cleric. The people the Rat Grinders killed from the school have been Clerics, because with Kristen's method you need a powerful connection to a Deity and Worship to bring life to one.

Lucy worshiped a Giant Goddess, she would have been perfect but she refused.

Yolanda gave up any affiliation to a specific deity, neutral but powerful in worship. She would be a worthy vessel but she refused.

Buddy was brought to always be killed. A follower of Helio, the son of Sol who had corrupted the Goddesses in the first place. He is the grandson of a powerful Cleric, and has that same connection and power within himself. Kipperlilly didn't kill Buddy in panic, that was the plan all along: bypass Obliviti Mori by killing a cleric to meet the Rage Goddess in the Astral Plane, then revive them to spread the word and start the ritual. Buddy was just the first one to accept.

Like in Sylvaire, they are seeding Rage to make their own version of the Nightmare Forest to bring back The Rage Goddess. It's going to bloom and spread, rake over Elmville and the Augefort Academy where the Astral Connection is.

These plans have been started since Freshman Year, and have been defeated all because on goblin was just trying to find his babysitter and another halfling just couldn't handle that.

[voolfman]

Doodles. Doodles of the blue fuzzy traumatized elf boy :)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/56230066/chapters/146910436

This'll probably take you to chapter 26 bc I'm re-reading and didn't want to lose my place. But if you want to read something good; read A Weapon by Name by @cnwolf-brainrot

[techangel01]

random lore dump a couple years ago my english wasnt the best and id just learn through what people on the internet said and how i understood it. so somehow i understood "jack off" as like "leave" or "go" so id be dming my online friends like "where did u jack off"

worst part is english was their 2nd language too so they passed it from me and started using it that way too

[navree]

oedipus killed his dad and fucked his mom. polynices and eteocles killed each other because they wanted to be king. agammemnon was ordered to sacrifice his own daughter. clytemnestra killed an innocent woman and ill-treated her children for years afterwards. orestes was goaded by elektra into murdering their mother. achilles murdered hector and desecrated his body. medea murdered a shitton of people including her own children.

one of the main draws of greek tragedies is that there aren't bright lines of "good" and "evil", it's about human people with flaws that exacerbate the situations they're in and lead to devastating consequences. oedipus's hotheadedness, medea's mild sociopathy, polynices and eteocles's lust for power, achilles and clytemnestra's rage, the tyranny and indifference of the gods themselves. that is what makes the greek tragedy so incredibly compelling even thousands of years after they were written, and why some of the great tragedies from later eras (shakespeare's tragedies, american canon tragedies like death of a salesman or the crucible) are still so inspired by that fundamental "the characters are flawed and those flaws are their downfalls regardless of inherent good or evil within them" type of storytelling.

and if you've been studying and analyzing greek texts and are not in fact just talking out of your ass for twitter points about the dragon incest show and you genuinely think that greek tragedies have clear cut "good guys" and "bad guys" then you are two steps away from being brain dead and i'm shocked you're allowed online access without adult supervision. also idk how to tell you that ancient greece was in fact quite misogynistic soooooooooooo. but i think op is just stupid.

[lousirs]

i may be alive, idk, who knows?

been drawing non-UD stuff... mainly DM and MPaS stuff. i may be cooky for the mouse and dog

anyways! take these old doodles for now

also this fandom is deader than dead, oof. ah well SHOUTOUT TO THE LEFTOVER UGLYDOLLERS! dolls? i think the fandom called the fans "dolls", i forgor

OH FORGOT TO SAY

AKIRA IS OWNED BY @moonoaware !!!!!

[0highlyvolatile0]

sabotage...

[honkceasar]

More mushroom William for funsies

[trains-boy]

Kunikida, five years into marriage with her two husbands, Dazai braiding her hair and Chuuya, hair already braided, doing Kunikida's makeup: Wait, this wasn't in my ideals-