#spitting straight facts

[qsycomplainsalot]

It's one thing to, like in French, have one word for owls with little ears and another for owls without little ears, but I don't appreciate Anglo people trying to gaslight me into believing there's a difference between a shrimp and a prawn.

[l00r0ll]

An American Werewolf in London (1981)

[rabbitsonthemoon]

I haven't laughed this hard in a fucking week. Thank you.

this is the plot of Naruto I promise

[bloody-teared-angel]

I don't know if I'm sad or angry about *H*H* and how it portrayed Hell and its Highest Princes, Kings, Presidents and Marquis or lack thereof. If Miss Medrano truly wanted to criticise Christianity, she could've utilised Demonology and people who work with them. And no, not all Demons are evil.

There are also videos of people having some experiences working or conjuring them and some Demons also want to share their knowledge.

King Paimon - There are videos of people talking about working with King Paimon and I highly recommend watching them. He teaches all arts, philosophies and all secrets things - an offering to him must be made.

Prince Orobas - faithful to the ones that conjure him, never deceives them, gives true answers to past, present and things to come, divinity and creation of the world, confers dignities and prelacies, and favour of friends and foes. - this Prince could be a nice depiction of Demons working with humans, since Prince Orobas along with King Paimon love sharing knowledge -

Prince Stolas - astrology, knowledge of herbs, plants and precious stones. Again, since he's the 'main character' in *H*B* they could show him teaching humans or those who desire to know more - imps or sinners. Then again....

Marquis Gamigin - teaches all liberal sciences and gives an account of the souls of those who died in sin and drowned in the sea. Stays with the conjurer until they are satisfied.

There are also tortured demons, who still wish to return to heaven - Phenex for example - also a pacifist demon, who got casted out of heaven due to not picking a side (no, not Belphegor who was just lazy). All of this could be written as a tragedy, a criticism of God and Christianity, that not all Demons are evil, how Satanists (not in horror movies) and others worship someone else other than God.

(TLDR, I still don't understand why they want to redeem sinners when heaven was shown to be worse than hell.)

[murasaki-cha]

Me listening to "Where is the justice" from the Death Note musical

[4-as-in-a-trenchcoat]

What are these brand of images called

[fazgoo-connoiseur-1987]

i was accidentatlly recording a timelapse of ground vision the whole time and thats why the file was so big lmao (ive turned it off now). Heres the bit of it i have

[lycankeyy]

Them giving the obligatory "is this who we are now" line to Morph is so funny because like yeah if you really stretch you can imagine that maybe they said that because not too long ago they were brainwashed into wanting to kill the X-Men for "betraying" them or something and they had to go through this whole therapy arc about it but also like. Buddy you're besties with fucking Wolverine

[another-chaotic-bisexual-vampire]

hey girls

did you know

that umm

there be scores of these lay-beds that be toom as old Dun's 'bacca-box on Friday night

[stereax]

[miru-has-thoughts]

Jokes aside, I like that Bronson said Logan's summerslam match was a piss break and didn't get reprimanded for it by writing him off tv. Instead he will probably get into a fued with Seth when he returns

[silver---linings]

Moe-bius?.. Like Morbius? Oh wait that's not a place..

"Morbius is a movie that was garbage and became a meme on the internet."

"Good thing Mobius is a nice place Mobians live and not a movie that did poorly in the box office."

"And going by that, you're not from Mobius."

[jayz4dayz]

"I can't stand law-abiding, salt-of-the-earth folk. It's the holier-than-thou attitude. The hypocrisy. If anything, they deserve to be knocked out and robbed on a regular basis."

- Flitting Sparrowkeet Wong, Page 213.

[h2oaffirmations]

[dick-meister]

You know, sometimes I think about Adam and Eve and just can’t help but to feel real bad for Adam. My man is a daddy’s boy through and through, even though it cost him:

Lilith, Eve, Eden, Cain, Able, Seth, his dignity, his reputation and most of all! His life.

Adam is a product of fate, that’s all.

[annachum]

Stella : It's pathetic how your inner circle is rather insignificant in spite of all the times you tried to bring me down!

Stolas : At least I have real friends. You can't even hold a " friendship ' without threatening your lackies or showering them with gifts

IMP, Octavia and the rest of the Goetias : OHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!