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It's one thing to, like in French, have one word for owls with little ears and another for owls without little ears, but I don't appreciate Anglo people trying to gaslight me into believing there's a difference between a shrimp and a prawn.
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“You know who the real villain is? Unchecked capitalism and the desire for capitalist systems to monetize other people’s trauma.”
- Bury Your Gays by Chuck Tingle
You need to read this book, it is so so good
#Bury Your Gays#Chuck Tingle#Book#Spitting straight facts#I think we can all think of movies/shows that are guilty of this
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I haven't laughed this hard in a fucking week. Thank you.
this is the plot of Naruto I promise
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I don't know if I'm sad or angry about *H*H* and how it portrayed Hell and its Highest Princes, Kings, Presidents and Marquis or lack thereof. If Miss Medrano truly wanted to criticise Christianity, she could've utilised Demonology and people who work with them. And no, not all Demons are evil.
There are also videos of people having some experiences working or conjuring them and some Demons also want to share their knowledge.
King Paimon - There are videos of people talking about working with King Paimon and I highly recommend watching them. He teaches all arts, philosophies and all secrets things - an offering to him must be made.
Prince Orobas - faithful to the ones that conjure him, never deceives them, gives true answers to past, present and things to come, divinity and creation of the world, confers dignities and prelacies, and favour of friends and foes. - this Prince could be a nice depiction of Demons working with humans, since Prince Orobas along with King Paimon love sharing knowledge -
Prince Stolas - astrology, knowledge of herbs, plants and precious stones. Again, since he's the 'main character' in *H*B* they could show him teaching humans or those who desire to know more - imps or sinners. Then again....
Marquis Gamigin - teaches all liberal sciences and gives an account of the souls of those who died in sin and drowned in the sea. Stays with the conjurer until they are satisfied.
There are also tortured demons, who still wish to return to heaven - Phenex for example - also a pacifist demon, who got casted out of heaven due to not picking a side (no, not Belphegor who was just lazy). All of this could be written as a tragedy, a criticism of God and Christianity, that not all Demons are evil, how Satanists (not in horror movies) and others worship someone else other than God.
(TLDR, I still don't understand why they want to redeem sinners when heaven was shown to be worse than hell.)
#wasted potential to hell and back#anti hazbin hotel#anti helluva boss#hazbin hotel critical#hazbin hotel criticism#helluva boss critical#helluva boss criticism#they keep failing to utilise hell as this place of punishment#it's just second earth nothing more#criticise Christianity but do not whitewash POC figures in it#the fact she also got demonology wrong and is straight up spitting on canonical fall of Lucifer - his pride was his undoing#and his characterisation is truly laughable#everyone is an uwu angsty soft boy in hell#heaven is worse than hell hell is just another earth#anti vivziepop#vivziepop criticism
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Me listening to "Where is the justice" from the Death Note musical

#you will never catch me liking Light but bro was spitting straight facts there#also jeremy jordan slayed#death note#death note the musical#light yagami#jeremy jordan
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What are these brand of images called
#sggdggffd FUN FACT#i made the last picture just to spit my friend 'cause he was begging me to stop straight up simping for Emmet 😊#(i will never stop)#the lego movie#the lego movie 2#tlm#tlm 2#lego movie#lego movie 2#emmet brickowski#rex dangervest#just a tiny bit of Benny and Unikitty#tlm emmet#tlm rex#SERIOUSLY WHAT ARE THESE THINGS CALLED-?
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Remember when I said yuma isn't that violent?
Yeah i take it back gimme that 😃
I'm disappointed beyond imagination tf fo you mean he uses her as a fucking table 💀💀
and that's not all!!!!! one time, for some reason????, yui gets the ABSOLUTELY brilliant idea that god couldn't convince me himself is not a pregnancy cravin' to eat some sugar cubes and yuma goes absolutely ape-shit. bro sticks his fingers down her throat to get the remaining sugar bits like he hasn't eaten since he exited the womb
i know inflation is making grocery prices wild, but I'm pretty sure karlheinz's step step son can afford another bag of sugar from the dollar store 💀
#diabolik lovers#mukami#yuma mukami#now that I think of it#hdb is the only game worthy of praise XD#hate to be a harsh critic#but facts are facts#and I spit them straight
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related to attitudes in drama and debate - as soon as you insult someone and call them names, say that their identity is just "seeking attention", and boast that you absolutely positively have 100% the right opinion, you have admitted you have no argument, that you are just covering your ears and you're not actually interested in helping or protecting anyone.
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smhhhh not me makin my thottopic satanicmanicpanic pixiescreamboy girlypoppunk ( ily marj ) crimson dawn super band an entire fake religion, or rather…
a sacreligion ;) xx <3
#;nina speaks.#yes i do in fact…care too much abt my weird girl lore#and what about it!!!!!#huh!!!!#the boys and girl of evAH#ft nonbinary immortal legend kenny#kale seitan and all that ;)#listen...if cult? why cute?#if nightmare? why dreamy???#*looks at my fallen strangels n twirls my hair n kicks my feet*#siiiiiigh <3#but yeah no i have severe mental problems#the lore is going crazy stupid pls note#the religions/cultural practices spef of indigenous people#we stan we love u we stan native spirituality natural practices ancestral rituals of poc and holistic medicine#but christianity??? COLINIZTIANITY??? PISSTIANITY??? BITCH MISSMETIANITY W THAT SHIT!!!! i hate u so fkn BAD#and i am roasting u on a SPIT#*jk vc* Open Wide ;)#anyways i love my chemical bromantic#manicpanic!atheabyssco#paranevermore#ft stanabel lee ofc ofc xx#uncle nina is the sheo of sexc rockstar lawstudent style <3#call me captain stanina darling queen of the 7 666 seas the way i am sailing the entire gothstan/jerseykyle ship in a bottle#straight into the sunse--crimson dawn bABEEEEYY ;)#ravesey nation we are so UP ( and by that i mean i am raising my dead ass fic up from the grave...but also down bad -- duh )#i can’t beat gh0st tho they are the booprint#i am paying respect to my elders shsjjs don’t flay me
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SCREAMING
the difference between TOS spock and AOS spock is that TOS spock is selective with his violence. he understands that it is necessary though he doesn’t enjoy it and will use the minimum amount required.
AOS spock will rock your shit and top your boyfriend
#spitting straight facts#i love them both dearly#aos spock should have been allowed to rip khans throat out with his teeth#star trek tos#star trek aos#spock#star trek#spirk
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i was accidentatlly recording a timelapse of ground vision the whole time and thats why the file was so big lmao (ive turned it off now). Heres the bit of it i have
#ITS SO FAST#the yapper... bro is spitting straight facts#this is so funny#video#flashing#timelapse#animation#the grinner...
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Them giving the obligatory "is this who we are now" line to Morph is so funny because like yeah if you really stretch you can imagine that maybe they said that because not too long ago they were brainwashed into wanting to kill the X-Men for "betraying" them or something and they had to go through this whole therapy arc about it but also like. Buddy you're besties with fucking Wolverine
#logan was so funny that whole half of the episode. dude was like i love walking into obvious traps#'thank god SOMEBODY here killed that guy because ik cyke wouldnt have gotten off my ass if i did it'#spitting straight facts the whole episode god bless you logan#x-men 97#x men 97 spoilers
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Im so sad you’re being bullied again😭
I JUST WANNA WRITE FLUFFY FICS WITH GIRLDAD CREGAN AND AGERE READER. AND AND CUDDLY ROBB AND JON 😭😭
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hey girls
did you know
that umm
there be scores of these lay-beds that be toom as old Dun's 'bacca-box on Friday night
#mr. swales just out here spitting straight facts#or bullshit i have no frickin clue what he 's saying#dracula daily#re: dracula#dd august 1#dracula august 1#august 1#dracula memes#dracula spoilers#mr. swales#swales#mr swales
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Jokes aside, I like that Bronson said Logan's summerslam match was a piss break and didn't get reprimanded for it by writing him off tv. Instead he will probably get into a fued with Seth when he returns
#wwe#he spit straight facts tho#Logan Paul matches are piss breaks#wwe raw#monday night raw#wwe monday night raw#bronson reed
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