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#Crazy Steve & Josh In An Alternate Reality
#reunited and it feels so good#alternate reality#also i just relate to spencer#spencer is me i am spencer#icarly#icarly reboot#icarly revival#icarly 2021#drake and josh#drake & josh#josh peck#crazy steve#jerry trainor#josh nichols#paul denham#more scenes with them por favor#gif#gifs#gifset#3x7#mood#relatable#relatable gif#relatable gifs#spencer shay
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I’ll say it. The musical episode on psych (2006) is a fucking masterpiece. I hate it. I love it. It’s terrible and sucks ass. It’s perfect in every single way. It doesn’t make any sense at all. It’s entirely logical. It’s unironically my favourite episode of the show.
Special shoutout to “I’ve heard it both ways” for being both an absolute banger and having some real killer lyrics. “I’ve heard it both ways, the right way and then yours” — thousands are dead, no survivors. “I’m not sure which of them is cracked”-“the nuts?”-“YOU’RE cracked”-“YOU’RE nuts!” Fucking perfection man idk what to tell you.
#this is not a new revelation for me#I finished psych months ago but i downloaded the song and every time i listen to it I am reminded of its ingenuity#psych (2006)#musical episode#psych: the musical#shawn spencer#carlton lassiter#psych#juliet o'hara#burton guster
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-> people stealing, binding and selling fics on Etsy, risking everything that AO3 has built since the Anne Rice lawsuits
-> AI scraping being everywhere and Gen Z seeing nothing wrong with using AI to "help" fanfiction or outright "write it" for them, while older fanfic authors have struggled for years to perfect the style you love
-> comments being down across the board and consumption culture being at an all time high. a fic gets 800 notes practically overnight and doesn't get a single comment (and sometimes I literally have to beg for comments/feedback on my fics when I know that hundreds of people are reading them)
-> me, grinding my teeth while pouring my heart and soul into a 40k fic that I know will be forgotten by fandom in a month or could possibly be stolen to be sold as a "novel": I do this because I love this. I do this because I love this. I do this because it's my passion. I don't want to quit doing something that I love so much.
#i am going to pull my hair out#sundrop speaks#i used to think that writing fanfiction was a SAFE HOBBY#that capitalism would never come for me#i love a good anxiety attack right after waking up#fanficton#archive of our own#ao3#anti ai#eddie munson x reader#spencer reid x reader#ellie williams x reader
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Episode 4: Workplace Hot
spencer reid/gn!reader
look i don’t know what this is or where it came from, all i know is one day i woke up normal and then by the end of it i had started CM from the beginning and fallen in love w this man
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word count: 1.2k//warnings: literally zero, just vibes
summary: It’s just a crush on a coworker. That’s normal, right?
Things never go smoothly, do they?
Never quite to plan, there’s always something missing from the final draft, or something unexpected lurking in the background of the big picture.
This surprise comes gift wrapped just for you, in stupidly attractive, nerdy, beanpole patterned paper.
The first time you lamented about your unfortunate crush on Dr Spencer Reid had been over mojitos at your favourite little hole-in-the-wall bar. Sitting at the raised table with the remainder of your girl group from college, staring dismally at the bottom of your glass, they’d tried to convince you he was just Workplace Hot. Proximity Hot. Work crushes are commonplace as anything, they come just as quickly as they go. God, you wish they’d been right.
You’d tried to convince yourself of it, anyway, and that worked for a little while. You were happy enough to sit at your desk, the man in question mirroring your position somewhere on your right, five days a week. You could do your paperwork in his general vicinity and not feel like you were about to catch fire every time he leaned over the aisle to pinch a file from your stack. And then, there was The Incident.
The Incident - named for the absolute havoc wrought on your nerves until the early hours of a Sunday morning in May. Uncoordinated nights out though they had been, with your own friends out celebrating a birthday and his little group with their own agenda for the evening, it would have been rude not to wave across the bar at him. The rest of them had been too far gone already but one of your friends noticed your shy grin, arguably your best - friendship forged in the fire of back to back forensic psychology classes would be hard pressed to die. She noticed, because of course she did. So you’d told her, because of course she’d have worked it out. And then, to your horror, she’d walked right over to him. Because of course she would. She’d wandered back over to your group only a few minutes later, a solemn look on her face under the dulled bar lights.
“Do you get what I mean?”
“Oh, I get it, my condolences.”
You had been doomed from the start - cursed, bewitched. Lulled into a false sense of security via cardigans and wide eyes and odd socks until you find yourself here. Six months into your new job, and six months into an embarrassingly cumbersome crush on the good doctor.
Which probably would have been fine if either one of you stayed behind at Quantico regularly, but you don’t. Instead, you’re burdened by six months worth of knowledge of all his little quirks thanks to case after case after case.
You know he’ll commandeer the couch on the jet when he can, because he likes to stretch out when he naps. You know exactly how much sugar he takes in his coffee, too much - you feel mildly nauseous every time you make him a cup, but you still make it. You know that he chews on the inside of his lip when he’s thinking particularly hard about something, just as well as you know he doesn’t even realise he’s doing it. And sure, it’s not just him, you’ve learned these silly little things about every member of the BAU team. But Reid’s just seem clearer to you. More significant. You’re a little more self conscious when you find yourself looking at him. Even in conversation, even if he’s looking to you for an observation about the Unsub. You can’t hold his eye for very long.
He knows, you’re sure of it.
There’s a rule - don’t profile the team. The golden rule. The golden rule that gets broken about fifty times a day.
Spencer likes the rule, even if he doesn’t always respect it. Sometimes it needs a little disrespecting, he thinks so anyway. Sometimes his colleagues, his teammates, his friends - they need somebody to prod them a little, letting people in goes against every fibre of a behavioural analyst’s being. But trust has to be built somehow.
He’s about this close to cracking you.
Which hasn’t been easy by any stretch of the word. You’d held him at arm’s length for much longer than the others, and at first he’d thought he annoyed you. It made sense enough, he’s been called annoying enough times in his life to know he definitely can be, and the way you’ve never really been able to look him in the eye would suggest you don’t want to get into the situation where he could be. He tries his best not to ramble at you, even now, just in case. Though that initial ice has long since melted.
You’re a lot more open with him now, even if there’s still parts he has to chip away at thick stone walls to get to. Silly things, that not everyone would care to know about their co-workers, but Spencer absolutely needs to know about you.
Which is where the stakeout game comes in.
It’s silly, really. Twenty questions - who plays twenty questions as a grown adult? FBI agents who desperately want to get to know other FBI agents whilst they’re stuck in the confines of an SUV’s backseat for hours on end. That’s who.
Derek and Emily sit up front, watching the quiet street, the way they’re supposed to be - as Spencer desperately tries to guess your favourite movie. He’s narrowed it down to two in his mind, in only three questions. The traditional rules of the game had gotten boring after the first few cases, you’d laughed and told him that he’s too good at guessing. He’d told you that you’re just not asking the right questions on your turns. You’re watching him carefully in the dark now, the way you’re meant to be watching the Unsub’s house. You don’t make eye contact but you’re studying his face all the same, he wishes you would. He’s become a little too dependent on the way his heart seizes when you allow him that kind of vulnerability.
He doesn’t have time to pick a film or ask another question anyway, because the Unsub is flying out the back door of the house, he’s jumping out of the SUV with everybody else, and the Unsub is surrounded. Thanks to your work, your observation being the final piece of the puzzle that had clicked everything else into place.
You’re chatting to a local officer when Spencer calls out the title of your favourite movie across the street. His guess, twenty questions completed in just three. How very Spencer Reid of him.
He’s right - obviously. He doesn’t need to watch the way your head drops and your shoulders shake with a giggle, interrupting your conversation to turn to him. But he watches all the same, he always does.
Your eyes sparkle in the dark when you look back over your shoulder, finally catching his under the orange haze of the streetlights, and sending a kaleidoscope of butterflies surging in the pit of his stomach. Paper thin wings clog up his throat, spindly legs tickle his lungs.
Work crushes are commonplace - but this one might just be the death of him.
#i am so desperately trying to be cool about this#being new in established fandoms gives me sm anxiety but pls accept this humble offering#criminal minds#spencer reid x reader#spencer reid x you#criminal minds fic#lou writes#the canyouniverse
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I’m now on Season 6 of Criminal Minds and I am so mad.
Sobbing on the floor, convulsing, scratching at the walls, breaking dishes, screaming, getting the cops called on me, crying in the arms of the officers that come to arrest me for being drunk and disorderly- WHY WOULD THEY CUT HIS HAIR?!?!?!!!????!
WE NEVER EVEN GOT A SCENE WITH HIS HAIR UP. THAT HAIR TIE ON HIS WRIST WAS A LIE.
#spencer reid#spencer reid is my honey baby#dr spencer reid#matthew gray gubler#mgg#gublernation#spencer reids long hair#why would they do this to me#i am unwell#please bring it back#spencer i love you#spencer reid is my husband
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idk if this is an unpopular opinion among Psychos but i think i like the original Cloudy With A Chance Of Murder better than the remake they do in season 8 bc of whatever the hell shawn and lassie have going on in the original
#psych#don’t get me wrong i am hashtag shulespilled#but season 1 shassie is lowkey real#so is shawngus#what a truly amazing character shawn spencer is#shassie#shawn spencer#carlton lassiter
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Overheard at the BAU
The team: doing challenges during game night
Penelope: "For this task, you have to get this vase to the table without using your hands."
The rest of the team: "Alrighty!"
Spencer: "...like... not at all? Am I supposed to use my feet? Can I touch this with gloves and it doesn't count? Am I supposed to pick up other tools with my hands or would that disqualify me?"
The others: ...
Spencer: "I'm autistic, you should have seen this coming."
#Bau#criminal minds#incorrect quotes#bau team#spencer reid#matthew gray gubler#emily prentiss#paget brewster#aj cook#jennifer jareau#penelope garcia#kirsten vangsness#aaron hotchner#david rossi#task master#Definitely based on a taskmaster video#which confused me#Bc I would fail so hard in that show#autism#...Am i neurodivergent?#Who knows#Not me#This one might only make sense to me#tara lewis#luke alvez
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Spencer Reid, S10E11 "The Forever People" (deleted scene)
#spencer reid#criminal minds#spencer reid gif#criminal minds gif#the forever people#criminal minds s10e11#cm 10x11#matthew gray gubler#criminal minds deleted scenes#yes my gifs are not very good yet... but i am trying lmao#i figured out how to share deleted scenes with yall#finally#i cant wait to show you all the weird ones#bear with me tho seriously
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I only watch ahs for the plot.
The plot:
(x,x,x,x,x,x)
#I am not including kai 🥰#cult doesn’t exist to me#my spread#evan peters#american horror story#ahs#tate langdon#kit walker#kyle spencer#jimmy darling#james patrick march#edward philippe mott#ahs murder house#ahs asylum#ahs coven#ahs freakshow#ahs hotel#ahs roanoke
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thought of another blimey meme
#this idea hit me almost as hard as spencer's about to get hit in this image#dimension 20#fantasy high#fantasy high junior year#ally beardsley#blimey#and no i am not over blimey yet this is my new personality
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Christian Kane twirling props: a series. Part 1/?
Leverage Season 1
#christian kane#leverage#eliot spencer#christian kane twirling props: a series#this was a challenge issued by a mutual#i don't think she actually expected me to take it!🤣#but i am doing the fandom a public service here so of course i would!#might take me a while though#it does mean a hell of a lot of rewatching!#ghostly'sgifs
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the continuation of this bit is everything to me
#you're either an angela or an amanda in life#being a menace vs being annoyed#i am unfortunately an angela (a menace)#also sorry followers in advance i will probably post about this video a lot#video games plus horror plus amangela is also everything to me#angela giarratana#amanda lehan canto#spencer agnew#smosh
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Ranking Criminal Minds fans from least to most unhinged:
7. Morgan fans
6. Garcia fans
5. Hotch fans
4. JJ fans
3. Elle fans
2. Spencer fans
1. Emily fans
Spencer and Emily were really fighting for the top spot, but Spencer fans are unhinged in an ‘I want to lick his hands’ sort of way, but Emily fans are unhinged in an ‘I ripped the door off the wall and ate the fucking hinges’ sort of way, which seems more dangerous. Unhinged fangirl/boy is the highest state of being, never change 🫶
#I LOVE THIS FANDOM#unhinged fangirl/boy is the highest state of consciousness#unhinged as in I ripped the door off the wall and ate the hinges#Jemily fans put the fear of god into me in the best fucking way#(I am one of those unhinged Jemily fans)#criminal minds#emily prentiss#criminal minds memes#jennifer jareau#jemily#spencer reid#aaron hotchner#penelope garcia#elle greenaway#derek morgan
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Ravenous is Haunted
Within the lore of Ravenous, eating people causes you to “absorb [their] spirit,” but what does that mean in practice?
Ives mentions that eating someone brave gives you a surge of bravery, which is exactly how Boyd goes from too scared to move to single-handedly capturing the enemy command. The spirit of his fellow soldiers and specifically his commanding officer compel him to do it. But we know that this personality shift is not permanent, it abates. However, I believe that there are other more subtle influences that remain.
There’s a whole collection of things Boyd, Ives, and Hart do and say that mirror the actions and words of the people they’ve eaten…
The protectiveness that Boyd shows towards the Fort Spencer crew after Ives arrives as colonel is a new trait for him and highly reminiscent of Reich’s protectiveness towards Toffler. From the moment he’s stuck with Ives at the fort, Boyd also immediately decides to murder him, the thing that Reich died furious at him for not doing, and never strays from this mission at all. Boyd and Ives both headbutt each other in their final fight, a Knox fighting move, and Boyd also attempts to strangle Ives at one point, which is Reich’s. Another example that I like is when Hart says to the chickens he’s feeding “run away! run for your lives!” which is what Toffler died doing. These are all small moments in isolation, but together they form a compelling picture.
For another thing, you have Boyd mentioning to Hart near the end the “nightmares” he’s “still” having about Reich, Cleaves, and Knox. These aren’t just random trauma nightmares, they are specifically about the three people of the Fort Spencer crew that he’s eaten. And, considering how strongly Hart reacts to the mention of this, he is likely experiencing the same thing. Since it is canon that they have actually ABSORBED these people by eating them, I don’t think it’s a stretch at all to call this a haunting.
Put these together and you have the people who have been eaten haunting the cannibal characters at night and maintaining at least some sway over them by day, often without them even realizing it… Fun stuff!
As far as Ives goes, I think that he is less affected by this phenomenon than Boyd and Hart are. He’s been eating people for much longer than they have, he has no moral compass whatsoever, and he has a very strong personality, so he’s not gonna let a little haunting get to him. That being said, who knows what quirks of his personality we might be able to attribute to people he’s eaten in the past if we knew more about them? I also think that his assumption that he is unaffected by the people he eats is a part of his downfall, and I’ll explain that in a moment.
The last thing I want to talk about is the bell because that’s what REALLY gets me mmmmmmmmmmm… SO! During Boyd’s fight with Ives, there’s a moment where Ives has fled the room they were fighting in and Boyd doesn’t know where he is, so he’s checking behind all these random doors and not finding him when he hears a bell ringing in the courtyard. He goes out and sees the ringing bell but no one near it. Instead of going towards it where he knows Ives is likely waiting for him though, he walks towards the barn, as if in a daze. When he enters, he sees the bear trap and gets an “Aha!” look on his face.
Now, who do we know who is associated with both that bell and a bear trap? It’s Reich! He is the only person we ever see ring that bell and (in a deleted scene) he uses bear traps as target practice, shooting at them to snap them shut while Boyd watches. So, at the very least, we can say that Reich indirectly inspires Boyd in that course of action.
BUT, because I am me, I’d like to take it a step further by proposing that, since Reich is haunting both Boyd AND Ives, he influences Ives to ring the bell (with Ives not consciously thinking anything more of about than “this will surely get Boyd’s attention >:)”) and then influences Boyd to walk over to the barn instead of immediately continuing the fight so he can show him how to end it once and for all. Boyd asked Reich to “tell me what to do,” and Reich answered him!
I did also write a fic about this concept a few years ago if anyone is interested!
#ravenous 1999#hopefully this will reach everyone who expressed interest in this idea!#i am TRULY obsessed with it… this is my exclusive reading of the film now#i’m not claiming it’s 100% canon - but it’s also not subjective to me#Ravenous Ghosts REAL!!!!!!!#i also do like the idea that the eaten people can manifest in people’s nightmares individually or come all together to Yell At Them#depending on the circumstances… depending on the vibes…#but yeah tldr: Reich’s ghost rang the bell… to me…#oh ALSO if you’re gonna read the fic - please watch the deleted scenes first#it does NOT make sense without them#particularly without the extended Slauson scenes which i still think should have been in the final film#which imply that Slauson absolutely knows that Boyd Did A Survival Cannibalism#and very possibly believes that the rest of the Fort Spencer crew WERE murdered#but pressures Boyd to cover it all up for the sake of the economy (which is also to Slauson’s own benefit)#and uses the cannibalism thing to blackmail him#it’s sooooooooo good#but yeah… honestly leave it to me to publish a fic that makes zero sense unless you’ve seen four deleted scenes#AND are aware of my highly specific Ghost Analysis…#iconic - truly
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Just raised my hand and asked my first question in a seminar!! Killing my social anxiety one step at a time…
#baby steps#I was shaking visibly for a good 2 minutes after but hey#the person giving a talk was a queer engineer#so I really wanted to ask him about his experience as a queer person in science#and I am really glad I did!#but it scared the shit out of me omg#studyblr#not studyspo#my posts#gonna make a new tag:#Spencer rants
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*mid season 2*
spencer: i don’t drink energy drinks, they’re not good for you
emily: you’re a drug addict
#criminal minds#criminal minds incorrect#spencer reid#emily prentiss#drug addict spencer reid#source: me and my friends#im reid#i am NOT a drug addict#i’ll hit a vape every once in a while tho#i’m an adult!#incorrect quote
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