#Spencer rants

[romanticize-until-you-drop]

Just raised my hand and asked my first question in a seminar!! Killing my social anxiety one step at a time…

[fliesforeyes]

spencer that has the weakest pullout game and can’t help but cum inside reader cos she feels so good

it was the first time you and spencer reid had fucked without a condom. he didn't expect it to feel so different, so good, with you wrapped around him, nothing there to seperate the two of you.

he was deep inside you, hips pushing up against the backs of your thighs as he thrusts inside of you, the sound of skin hitting skin and your sopping pussy filled the room. but of course, that was drowned out by spencers moans, his whine, his curses, his whispers. his small,

"oh my god, you feel so good"

"youre so perfect like this"

"making me feel so good sweetheart"

"fuck, i love you so much,"

his voice cracked between words. you heard him so perfectly, with his head buried in your shoulder. your skin was wet with his spit, a result from the wet, sloppy kisses he'd place in the curve of your neck on a particularly good thrust, or after his quiet praises.

your fingers buried in his hair, the other holding onto the smooth of his back. one of spencers hands held him up, his other palm rested on your waist. his voice raised in pitch, moans breaking with desperate pleas.

"baby, please, please can i cum? can i cum inside you? oh my- fuck please let me cum in you please," he rambled almost senselessly, drunk on the feeling of you.

an excited, erratic nod of your head and your whispered, "yes, please yes spencer, please cum in me," were enough to set him over the edge.

spencer came hard, legs shaking as his hips stalled pressing against your own, breathing labored and heavy. he was sure to kiss 'thank yous' into your soft skin. it felt so dirty, but so good, it would be such a shame if this happened again.

and again, and again, and again.

[inkedfeatherz]

how it feels scrolling through the “x reader” tags during october as someone who doesn’t read smut

[lorbarca]

I hate my thigh fat so much.

[emilyskinners]

defending overhated characters on the internet isn't enough. I need a mini gun.

[reidsw1fe]

(vid not mine)

i REALLY need to rant about this real quick

can we talk about how reid is known as not the type to be in a relationship, not good at relationships because he simply isnt good at physical touch when it comes to showing love?? like why is that so, i genuinely think reid is the most romantic person displayed in television and im not being biased when is say that, well i am but oh well. i think we forget he made maeve fall in love with him by using his words only, she never even saw him, NEVER EVEN TOUCHED HIM. his way with his words and him using his intellect allowing him to put together such beautiful words alone can make someone fall in love.

anyways my point is i think alot of people confuse physical touch with being the only form of love, and in order to be romantic you must be touchy. BUT, i think love is so beautiful and theres so many ways to express it, and i really relate to reid because he is mere proof that you can have such a beautiful relationship without physical touch. and im not saying im fully against it, im saying love can exist between two people and touch not be the only thing they share in order to love eachother fully.

[venusbyline]

random thoughts as a ficwriter...

if you don't like reading oneshots with dubcon/non-con content or the famous dead dove do not eat, SIMPLY DON'T READ IT.

that's completely understandable and normal, but it's so fucking disrespectful when you try to humiliate the writers for something you read because YOU wanted to.

the trigger warnings are always there, so just block the blogs and move on with your life instead of trying to spread hate on the internet.

[snarkylinda]

I want to know what baby Spencer's reaction to Derek and Penelope flirting was like when it began, I like to think it was literally just this:

[pinkglittergelpenink]

i don’t really like prison/post-prison spencer…

im sorry😭 i just find nerdy losers (affectionate) more attractive

also i saw on tiktok that another autistic person didn’t like prison/post prison spencer because it felt like they wrote out his autistic traits once they realised he was “the attractive one” (cause god forbid a character is disabled AND attractive).

i’ve always headcanonned him as autistic totally not projecting and it’s basically cannon anyway and found a lot of comfort in him so when i got to season 12 (literally haven’t watched past it) i just couldn’t connect with him the same way and it kinda felt boring, which i hate to say cause genuinely love the show a lot😭

we fuckin with autistic spencer reid?

anyway hopes this makes sense 🫶🫶

[whotfskai]

I don’t want to be a hater but I do not like when people do x reader tags when it’s literally an oc they have their own name and look and in the fic it like heavily describes their look like that is not x reader and it’s not even like they put it just to get more recognition they don’t even put x oc like idk I feel rude for thinking like this but I’m not trying to read a fic and then it talks about long blonde hair bruh 😭

And it’s not even a bad written fic it’s amazing it’s just the tagging that’s all

[evanpeterswifeyyy]

!!Mini Rant!!

Am I the only one whose pet peeve in the AHS fandom is people infantalizing and treating Kyle like a toddler?

I get he’s supposed to be a little mentally behind because of his botched resurrection, but from what I picked up on when watching Coven, Kyle is still completely there, he just can’t communicate and is rightfully confused after being brought from the dead with no prior knowledge of magic or witches. Like, he’s thrown back onto Earth after literally dying, is sown up with parts of his friends and is witnessing unexplainable events while also trying to cope with the fact that he died and currently can’t communicate for some unknown reason.

From what I gathered, Kyle still has his memories and personality in tact. You can see he knows who his mother is when she drags him inside the house when Zoe first drops him off. And he clearly remembers being assaulted by her before she touches him and he gets fed up with it and fights back because at that point he has no other choice. He also clearly remembers Zoe from the party when she comes back after Misty Day heals him. (Edit: after rewatching for the 50th time, there’s a clear instance where Kyle remembers his friends clearly and recognizes their tattoos on his body and freaks out even though they never told him about that. So yeah.) And after he’s fixed and regains his speech, he acts the same as Kyle before, just obviously with a newer knowledge of witches and the violence that ensues in the season. I’d say he’s a little more primal because he was still a zombie, but he’s not a child.

And it’s one thing to headcannon him that way or come to that conclusion personally, but then to write SMUT based around that idea??? Like I’ve seen so many people write fanfics of Kyle being completely oblivious to sex when he clearly knows exactly what it is. He has sex multiple times in the season and seems completely capable. And if I’m right about him still having his memories, he obviously does know.

I’m not one to kink shame, but I feel like sometimes his mental incapacities are taken too far. Especially when they are sexualized. I’m all for a submissive and needy men, but not when he’s written as a literal ipad baby. Please tell me I’m not the only one pissed off by this because I’m so tired of it 😭😭😭

[de4dlyniightshade]

watching the episode where jj confides in spencer abt her torture and all that shit and wow.

he really is the best friend anyone could ask for and she takes it all for granted until she needs to get something off her chest then he's the best thing since sliced bread and is dropped like a hot potato as soon as he's given her the closure and compassion she needed and suddenly he's just spencer who won't shut up again.

i actually can't stand her idc i'm a proud jj hater fuck her and her "stop being you" fuck you. YOU stop being you. you're the fucking asshole who doesn't give a rats ass about anyone but yourself.

[fliesforeyes]

reader attending one of Spencer's lectures, kinda smiling to herself because just hours ago the confident man on the podium was between her legs, begging for her to call him a good boy

[i wrote this as reader being a teacher assistant cause im sorry i can't do student x teacher it feels wrong to me]

you sat at his desk, legs crossed and out of sight from the students as spencer reid presented his next topic of discussion. he always looked so gorgeous during his lectures, so fuckable.

that image was solidified with the memory of him just moments before, 20 minutes before class started with prayers running through your head that a student wouldn't come in early for help. spencers head had been buried between your thighs, hand gripping your soft flesh so hard you knew there'd be bruises by tomorrow. he'd whine with the soft tugs you gave his hair, nose pressed against you as he sucked and licked at your clit. his words still rang through your head,

"please- oh please cum for me baby,"

"oh my god you taste so good, so fucking good,"

he'd sat on his knees, you propped on his desk, the one right before you now. you could see the obvious tent in his slacks, you watched as his hips pressed into the air. you knew how hard he was, youd felt him moments ago. but right now you wanted to cum, he could wait.

"please, please can i touch myself?"

"oh please, ive been such a good boy,"

"tell me im good- please ive been so good for you-"

the whine spencer let out when you finally granted him permission to fuck his own fist would live with you forever you believed. he sounded so pretty, and you can still hear a rasp in the way he speaks, he'd really done a number on his voice with how vocal he was for you. a small smile graced your lips, you see the way students look at him, and you took pride in knowing you were the only one he got that desperate for.

and as you sat in those memories, your thighs pressed together where you sat, clit throbbing, waiting for the lecture to end. you were so grateful for the desk in front of you, the one blocking the students view of your lower half, the one you hoped spencer would bend you over once class was dismissed.

[inkedfeatherz]

me when someone says they like age gap fics where the reader acts like a kid and the love interest constantly babies them and acts like the readers parent

like just say you like little kids 🤷🏾‍♀️

also i stand by this and absolutely will not be apologizing, if your offended your the problem. Stop reading fics about a full grown adult that acts like a little kid. They are a fully grown adults in an adult relationship, why is the love interest treating them like a toddler?? 🤨🤨🤨

[lorbarca]

made it to 3d insta reels😭ugh but so real tho

[emilyskinners]

since I'm back in my ahs era since I'm doing a rewatch with one of my mutuals who is watching it for the first time. I decided to make a part 2 with the evans as yearbook quotes. if yall wanna see the first part that i made a couple years back, you can check out here, but for now, here's another one