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a little dream come true (e.u.)
summary âž eggsy remembers just how he met youâbe it chance, be it fateâand remembering it every now and then brings a smile to his face (yours too) details âž 1,715 words / eggsy unwin x data-analyst!reader / gn!reader / đ¸ fluff / merlin being the biggest shipper of you two (we do not talk about the golden circle...)
the kingsman headquarters grow quiet in the thick of the night, as it always does. eggsy finds himself down one of the hallways, making his way towards a specific office to find his favorite person. he slows down when he passes by a door that looks familiar. backtracking a couple of steps, he looks through the small window and the sight refreshes his memory. his memory of when he first met you.
heavy breathing. loud ringing in eggsyâs ears. he canât hear or think straight. heâs about to lose his god damned mind from all this intense training but he knows heâs got to get a grip. heâs made it this farâtop twoâthereâs no fucking way heâs stopping now. he came so close to being ran over by a train; if he can pass that, he can surely pass this.
he finds himself in a small room with nothing but a person tied to a bomb. thereâs no door, no window, nothing. heâs torn in this situation, unsure of how to go about this when it seems like thereâs only one path to doing whatâs right. heâs gone as far as to make sure youâre safe but the only thing left is the bomb to diffuse. as far as his prior background experience goes, heâs only got thirty seconds to spare. thereâs no way out, no form of help apart from his conscience and the bag over your head to cover your whimpers.
he manages to grip onto your shoulders, telling you to find your way out as soon as the bomb goes off and that it wasnât your fault. none of this was. though he knows you canât comprehend it with the onslaught of tears and whimpering, eggsyâs said his piece. he throws himself with the bomb as far away from you as possible despite the lack of space to begin with.
with his eyes clenched shut and quivering lips along with the image of his mother and baby sister in his mind as his fading thoughts, the impact... comes in a form of a sweet voice cooing him from his imagination. he flinches when the bomb stops ticking and instead of exploding him to bits, it... shuts down? he blinks a couple of times to make sure he isnât dreaming but when he comes face to face with you, the bag now off of your head, eggsy sucks in a breath.
âcongratulations, eggsy unwin. youâve passed the test.â
his brows are furrowed, accepting your hand up to his feet as he blinks at you, âw-what?â
a doorway suddenly appears, the simulation-like room disappears to a simple bedroom with wooden walls... as they remain contained in a glass cube. it clicks in eggsyâs mind that everything wasnât real, though his heart giving out just may be it.
he still doesnât know what to say, how to react. a part of him thinks this isnât real but when you lure him out of the glass box, towards the bed, he immediately flops down to take a seat. with a small smile, you offer him a cup of water he accepts, still confused but he knows an explanation is coming as you take a seat next to him.Â
he appreciates how you allow him to take a couple of breaths first. though, heâs uncertain if itâs because of what he just went through thatâs making his heart somersault like this or if itâs the proximity between the pair of you. it doesnât help that heâs able to look at you up-close, watching you watch him. itâs... a weird feeling. comforting, yet itâs making him nervous.
âas a kingsman, itâs important to put others before yourself. in that moment, when you decided to take the bomb with you and step away as far from me as possible, youâve passed the test.âÂ
eggsy chugs down the water, eyeing the bag on the glass floor heâs certain was over your head. you chuckle when you match his line of sight. âoh, thatâs transparent, by the way. i could see everything.â you reach to take his emptied cup when he looks like heâs done with it. your fingers brush over his gently, almost electrifying his body upon contact that he tries not to flinch. heâs obviously failed when you snort.
âiâm sure merlin will give you brownie points for positive reassurance. not many would know how to comfort another right before their demise.â you rise to your feet. âheâll be here inââthe door cracks open and it changes the course of your intended sentenceââright now, as it seems,â
âthereâs my favorite member of staff,â merlin greets, stepping in just as you turn to face him, âyâknow, iâm sensing a little bias here.â
merlin gasps, âme? biased? no, canât be.â the two of you laugh it off, leaving eggsy very confused but he doesnât interrupt just yet.
âiâll be off then. congratulations again, eggsy.â you raise the cup atââmerlin,â
he salutes you playfully, ây/n.â
when the door closes along with your leave, thatâs when merlin notices how quiet eggsy has been. merlin carefully sits next to the young man, patting his shoulder, âyou alright there? not quite like you to be stumped over something like this when you were more than ready to get run over by a train.â
the first thing that eggsy asks is:Â âwho was that?â
merlin chuckles, pulling his hand back from eggsyâs shoulder, âthatâs y/n. theyâre one of our top data analysts but theyâve got some experience from field. they saved me once, hence, the reason why theyâre my favorite but donât tell no one, alright?â
eggsy nods quietly, still staring at the direction you left. he notices heâs quiet when merlin has this shit-eating grin on his face, clearly understanding that you left an impression on him.
âif you say anything about this, i will personally chop your balls off, merlin.â
âoh, i wonder why would you do that when i could give you a reason to see them?â
â...merlin, if youâre serious i will love you forever.â
merlin was indeed serious. that day was the first unofficial date you went on with eggsy merely minutes after meeting him for the first time. eggsy still remembers it like it was yesterday despite it being a couple of years ago. the fond memory lives in his mind andââbest have someone familiar in your mind when you look through that specific window.â
it seems youâve snapped him out of his reverie when his shoulders flinch just a bit. he turns to you, that cheeky smile forming from a small one, to a wide grin as he makes the move to walk towards you. despite being in public, eggsy has never shied away from showing you his affection.
his hands almost immediately reach for your waist, even if you try to swat them away with weâre in public! his response is always nah, donât really care, and you feel the security wrapped around your waist and the adoration kissing the side of your head as eggsy hugs you. although itâs late in the kingsman headquarters, it doesnât mean that itâs completely empty. thereâs a potential risk of someone coming by (even though the entire bloody corporation knows by now) and it still makes you shy every now and then.
youâre about to succumb into his embrace, until a peek over eggsyâs shoulder allows you to meet withâohâânot in the hallways, kids. pack it up and move somewhere private.â
with a muffled huff, youâre about to push eggsy away but he remains firm, locking his arms around you as he calls off to merlin who promptly walks past, âoh piss off, merlin. donât act like you werenât rooting for us in the beginning.â
merlin looks like heâs about to let it go, but he backtracks so that he can get a glimpse of you, âoh yeah, forgot to tell ya, lover boy over here has been head over heels since day one. and iâm not talking about the first date.â
merlin only sticks around enough for it to hit you, and then heâs winking at eggsy before heâs off. when itâs just you and eggsy again, you turn to face him and heâs effectively avoiding eye contact, arms shifting around your waist.
âis he talking about your test? thatâs the first time?â
you watch as eggsyâs mouth open and close a couple of times, before he musters up:Â âl-look, merlinâs just talking straight out of his arseââthe slight raise of your brow and small pout is all it takes for eggsy to crackââandâoh for fuckâs sake, yes. thatâs the first time!â you press your lips together to stop yourself from laughing, itâs harder when eggsy pulls away with a scoff.
âmightâve been gassed out of my mind but i know a pretty thing like you when i see one. just so happens itâs one that makes me feel all sorts of things even before i get to know them.â
patiently, you wait until heâs done with his little rant and he notices youâre waiting. oh, how polite. he looks at you with a sigh, âgo on, make fun of me already. call me a hopeless romantic and all that bullsh...â
eggsy only processes what had happened when youâre a couple of steps away. sure, the two of you have kissed and gotten intimate plenty of times already since getting together but itâs the small moments like these that truly create an uproar in the butterflies in his stomach. your hushed giggle, the soft yet urgent kiss planted to his cheek, that giddy buzz that surrounds you as you quickly pull away. itâs... the smallest things that rile him up the most, and itâs working.
âagain...â he says, now walking towards you as you walk away, âagain! come back here!â
you squeal as you try to make a run for it, eggsy hot on your trail as he chases you back towards your office. merlin scoffs a laugh as heâs waiting for his coffee from the machine nearby, shaking his head but well-aware heâs the reason for all of this to begin with. heâs mighty proud when he gets his drink, making his way towards his office and notices the happiness radiating from both eggsy and you down the hall.
#eggsy unwin#eggsy unwin x you#eggsy unwin fanfic#eggsy unwin x reader#kingsman eggsy#eggsy unwin fanfiction#eggsy x reader#soz idk what this was#but it was in my drafts and whenever the word count is there it usually means its done???#so its done LOL#ANYWAY#here it is <3#:)#hope any eggsy lovers out there still can enjoy this!#<3
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my mom, ranting about politics: ...and that's why the woke left is destroying our society.
me, with a fanfic tab open in front of me, trying to read gay porn: uh huh, yeah sure mom.
#if ur curious yes the fic was#supernatural#destiel#what else would it be... well actually it could've been:#byler#steddie#stranger things#hannibal#good omens#sonadow#wolfstar#phan#bakudeku#idk im just tagging popular gay ships atp... how else do u get The People to see u with only 308 followers??#deancas#spn#scream#those tags r more for me lol. soz#cryptposting
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phinktober day 11: ur fav AU
i dont rlly do AUs so i just drew them how i wish they would dress xo
(danâs tats r carnations and snowdrops and philâs r roses and honeysuckle. for no reason đ¤)
ALSO bonus version w makeup bc i couldnât pick <3
#soz copied caption from twt i have been drawing for 7 hours straight i need to drink water eat something take a piss and a shower and sleep#no braincell rn#goodbye it is wine time#hope yall like this idfk what people what these days other than ship art but im not doing that so sorry no knights fucking for you#just me making them look like me bc iâm a narcissist etc#god i am way too tired to be yapping rn i have no filter whatever ABYWAY HASHTAG DANIPHIW#art2 and craft2#dnp#phanart#dan and phil#daniel howell#amazingphil#dan howell#phil lester#phinktober#punk edits irl come back to me please#iâm missing a fkn hashtag i just know it whatever i donât CARE im TIRED i have eaten nothing but half a jar of picked today i feel so goblin#idk why i tunnelvisioned w this piece itâs not even that good or detailed LMFAO#actually the tattoos were a BITCH and also made me sad bc of my whole failed tattooing career etc#OH MY GOD WHY AM I YAPPING SO MUCH SOMEONE EUTHANISE ME#good NIGHT !!!!!!#pickles not picked btw but iâm not retyping all of that#now iâm sad bc iâm out of pickles and itâs 10pm and everything is shut:( hate my stupid gay life
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when the purge marches or whatever idk i never watched milgram
#milgram deco 27#digital art#my art#artists on tumblr#milgram#milgram project#ăăŤă°ăŠă #ăăŤă°ăŠă ăăĄăłă˘ăźă#milgram fanart#amane momose#momose amane#caption is /j btw#I HAVENT BEEN DRAWING soz#college is horrible#arrghhghhh dec 4 is my thesis defense i cant wait for it to be overrrrrrr#so tire.... but at least productive#ive been the leader for so much things im so Leadership (idk what im doing)#ok......... me done it is 12:39 am#sleepies#goodnitght#my milgram posts have been getting constant traction so i am glad ppl r enjoying#i love milgram
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I have begun to long for you I who have no greed I have begun to ask for you I who have no need You say you've gone away from me But I can feel you when you breathe Do not dress in those rags for me I know you are not poor And don't love me quite so fiercely now When you know that you are not sure It is your turn, beloved It is your flesh that I wear
My piece for Merry Month of Cohen, 2024 on @what-happens-to-the-heart. :) Nothing fancy but I wanted to revisit this old piece of mine in my Threshold AU for Voyager.
I've always loved the idea of Kathryn being at the lowest point she's ever known here and thinking she'll never be the same again. (The theme!!!!!!!!)
#i know this song's about struggles of faith and god DONT LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#it moreso appealed to me bc it had a lot of lyrics pertaining to UGLINESS both physical and spiritial#giving up hope on something lost........ vibes.........#and uuuuuuh idk inspies for The Threshold Agendaâ˘#she not only looks permanently different now but she's been unfaithful to Mark which we KNOOOOOOWWWWW eats at her#alice helped me with this i was strugglin!!! TT__TT <333333#My Art#Star Trek: Voyager#Merry Month of Cohen 2024#What-Happens-to-the-Heart#Kathryn Janeway#Chakotay#Threshold#AU#Human#i kinda piddled out on my bigger ideas for this event soz hahaha
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My street redesign of the guys and who i think their fav artists are (apologies for weird ass style I tried to do like semi-chibi)
found their faces that i drew
#aphmau#tano art#aphblr#aphmau mystreet#aphmau dante#aphmau travis#aphmau laurance#aphmau garroth#aphmau zane#aphmau fanart#also soz for dante being pale in the second pics idk whatâs happened with the pallets
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This is a message 2 all of you naysayers. Once you accept Dr. Fry into your life, you will find salvation. Live, laugh, love/j
#art#my art#digital art#cartoony#cartoon#chicken run dawn of the nugget#chicken run 2#chicken run#dr fry#dr mark fry#dr. fry#dr fry fanart#dr fry fan art#you guys this was so rushed even though it took me three days#idk if it was burnout or what#the juices were not flowing#soz#actually Iâm not soz. drawing is a very meticulous process for me#soznotsoz#if this post isnât featured on the news I WILL make it everyoneâs problem/j#for tumblrâs eyes onlyyyy
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[id in alt]
#peaches art#my secret santa gift to one of my besties lucas <33#surviving romance#jinhui surviving romance#jinhui choi#choi jinhui#jinhui sr#eyestrain#high contrast#idk what to tag this as soz
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People far more eloquent than I am will be able to explain this better than I can, but I know I'm not the only one who head cannons Blitz as demiromantic and theorizes that this is the first time since Fizz that he's felt this way.
There was something so... Idk. The way he said "I guess" in answer to Millie's question. Could be just him being reluctant to admit it, but it hit me like... Like this feeling is so unfamiliar to him that it's like "I guess these feelings I am having are that? This feeling is so foreign to me that I'm inexperienced at naming it."
I am probably explaining this terribly but that answer was so demiromantic to me and I felt it in my soul.
#helluva boss spoilers#idk i am possibly projecting!#as someone who has trouble differentiating between 'this feeling is platonic. that one is romantic. this other one is a secret third thing.'#that is what it felt like to me. like 'yeah I'm pretty sure this feeling is a romantic heartbreak and that is so unfamiliar to me??'#blitz#I'm yapping. soz.
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drew my wife . uhgain.
#my art#dragon age#cullen rutherford#idk more cartoony looking than last time idk what consistent style is soz
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See last night when matty turned the big light off and looked about, it's like that Hannah Montana scene where she says goodbye to her house
#soz that just hit me#idk if anyone knows what im on about#its quite funny but also super sad#katie talks alot#matty healy#the 1975#adam hann#ross macdonald#george daniel#satvb#truman black#trumanblack
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icl i would be at least a little happy with almost any ending for stranger things but one thing that would ruin all of it would be an epilogue (of a decade or more later)
#it would just kinda ruin the fun of imagining them doing whatever tf i want them to these days yk#like even if everyone got together the way i wanted them and got the jobs i think fit etc it would still just kill the creativity#+ even the small things would annoy me like what if i just donât like what one of them named their kids. or dresses like in 20 years#maybe i wanted them divorced by then but that wouldâve angered the fans#maybe i wanted to imagine that single personâs future spouse myself (or keep them single in my head)#what if i want them to recover from this or that or still be working on it. what if i the adult/older actors look shit#anyways point is do not do an epilogue timeskip of more than 5/6years PLEASE i am begging u duffer brothers#stranger things#byler#<- u guys get me on this yk#even if byler isnât canon at the end i can still at least imagine they do in uni or in their 30s or whenever#as long as there isnât some fucking scene where mike and el r old and married in 2023 or something#would just kinda ruin all of it; making us see them as old ass adults with their entire lives set it stone yk#manifesting a few month/year timeskip where everyone gets a happy ending isnât all âand then they lived a nice life in this specific wayâ#and especially manifesting that we donât get an#âi havenât seen you guys in decades howâve you been? sucks that erica died in a car crash last year. she was almost 40â#type epilogue (if we must have one)#like no hate to amphibia and that one 80s movie but it just kinda makes what happened before a bit pointless if it focused on their#relationships at all#like cool we spent years watching these friendships grow and adapt only for u to go âyeah and weâre strangers now soz :)â like ok so none o#that lasted#idgaf if itâs ârealisticâ if i wanted realistic representation of childhood friends into adulthood id think about real life and shit#idk random rant if they do any of this shit i WILL kill all of them and then myself#ryan shut the fuck up
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kokoa pfps + extras
credits not required , all f2u ! made for my neospring layout notes && reblogs appreciated heavily âĄ
credits: mask 1 , renders 1 2 3
#soz if theyâre weirdly sized#killer in love#kokoa yoshizaki#kimi ni koisuru satsujinki#rentry#rentry resources#rentry graphics#rentry decor#sntry#bundlrs#carrd#web resources#layouts#idk what else to tag
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delicate
(ref under cut)
#fnaf security breach#fnaf#glamrock chica#long time no fnaf hahahahbshbd eugrhv#soz#okay so what happened here is i saw this ref i was like sure ill draw greg and then it somehow turned into glamchica bc it made more sense#i also. did NOT wanna draw animatronic innards so. empty#did not wanna draw an animatronic either#theres a metaphor somewhere here i think#or something idk im tired
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this struggle happens every single day, without fail
#meme#memes#the simpsons#no take only throw#shrek#jercy speaks#idk what to tag this oops#shitpost#.these tags are for myself ignore them lmao#.also i am Very Whelmed all the time soz for neglecting this blog ����đ#executive dysfunction
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