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a little dream come true (e.u.)
summary ⇾ eggsy remembers just how he met you–be it chance, be it fate–and remembering it every now and then brings a smile to his face (yours too) details ⇾ 1,715 words / eggsy unwin x data-analyst!reader / gn!reader / 🌸 fluff / merlin being the biggest shipper of you two (we do not talk about the golden circle...)
the kingsman headquarters grow quiet in the thick of the night, as it always does. eggsy finds himself down one of the hallways, making his way towards a specific office to find his favorite person. he slows down when he passes by a door that looks familiar. backtracking a couple of steps, he looks through the small window and the sight refreshes his memory. his memory of when he first met you.
heavy breathing. loud ringing in eggsy’s ears. he can’t hear or think straight. he’s about to lose his god damned mind from all this intense training but he knows he’s got to get a grip. he’s made it this far–top two–there’s no fucking way he’s stopping now. he came so close to being ran over by a train; if he can pass that, he can surely pass this.
he finds himself in a small room with nothing but a person tied to a bomb. there’s no door, no window, nothing. he’s torn in this situation, unsure of how to go about this when it seems like there’s only one path to doing what’s right. he’s gone as far as to make sure you’re safe but the only thing left is the bomb to diffuse. as far as his prior background experience goes, he’s only got thirty seconds to spare. there’s no way out, no form of help apart from his conscience and the bag over your head to cover your whimpers.
he manages to grip onto your shoulders, telling you to find your way out as soon as the bomb goes off and that it wasn’t your fault. none of this was. though he knows you can’t comprehend it with the onslaught of tears and whimpering, eggsy’s said his piece. he throws himself with the bomb as far away from you as possible despite the lack of space to begin with.
with his eyes clenched shut and quivering lips along with the image of his mother and baby sister in his mind as his fading thoughts, the impact... comes in a form of a sweet voice cooing him from his imagination. he flinches when the bomb stops ticking and instead of exploding him to bits, it... shuts down? he blinks a couple of times to make sure he isn’t dreaming but when he comes face to face with you, the bag now off of your head, eggsy sucks in a breath.
“congratulations, eggsy unwin. you’ve passed the test.”
his brows are furrowed, accepting your hand up to his feet as he blinks at you, “w-what?”
a doorway suddenly appears, the simulation-like room disappears to a simple bedroom with wooden walls... as they remain contained in a glass cube. it clicks in eggsy’s mind that everything wasn’t real, though his heart giving out just may be it.
he still doesn’t know what to say, how to react. a part of him thinks this isn’t real but when you lure him out of the glass box, towards the bed, he immediately flops down to take a seat. with a small smile, you offer him a cup of water he accepts, still confused but he knows an explanation is coming as you take a seat next to him.
he appreciates how you allow him to take a couple of breaths first. though, he’s uncertain if it’s because of what he just went through that’s making his heart somersault like this or if it’s the proximity between the pair of you. it doesn’t help that he’s able to look at you up-close, watching you watch him. it’s... a weird feeling. comforting, yet it’s making him nervous.
“as a kingsman, it’s important to put others before yourself. in that moment, when you decided to take the bomb with you and step away as far from me as possible, you’ve passed the test.”
eggsy chugs down the water, eyeing the bag on the glass floor he’s certain was over your head. you chuckle when you match his line of sight. “oh, that’s transparent, by the way. i could see everything.” you reach to take his emptied cup when he looks like he’s done with it. your fingers brush over his gently, almost electrifying his body upon contact that he tries not to flinch. he’s obviously failed when you snort.
“i’m sure merlin will give you brownie points for positive reassurance. not many would know how to comfort another right before their demise.” you rise to your feet. “he’ll be here in–”the door cracks open and it changes the course of your intended sentence–”right now, as it seems,”
“there’s my favorite member of staff,” merlin greets, stepping in just as you turn to face him, “y’know, i’m sensing a little bias here.”
merlin gasps, “me? biased? no, can’t be.” the two of you laugh it off, leaving eggsy very confused but he doesn’t interrupt just yet.
“i’ll be off then. congratulations again, eggsy.” you raise the cup at–”merlin,”
he salutes you playfully, “y/n.”
when the door closes along with your leave, that’s when merlin notices how quiet eggsy has been. merlin carefully sits next to the young man, patting his shoulder, “you alright there? not quite like you to be stumped over something like this when you were more than ready to get run over by a train.”
the first thing that eggsy asks is: “who was that?”
merlin chuckles, pulling his hand back from eggsy’s shoulder, “that’s y/n. they’re one of our top data analysts but they’ve got some experience from field. they saved me once, hence, the reason why they’re my favorite but don’t tell no one, alright?”
eggsy nods quietly, still staring at the direction you left. he notices he’s quiet when merlin has this shit-eating grin on his face, clearly understanding that you left an impression on him.
“if you say anything about this, i will personally chop your balls off, merlin.”
“oh, i wonder why would you do that when i could give you a reason to see them?”
“...merlin, if you’re serious i will love you forever.”
merlin was indeed serious. that day was the first unofficial date you went on with eggsy merely minutes after meeting him for the first time. eggsy still remembers it like it was yesterday despite it being a couple of years ago. the fond memory lives in his mind and–”best have someone familiar in your mind when you look through that specific window.”
it seems you’ve snapped him out of his reverie when his shoulders flinch just a bit. he turns to you, that cheeky smile forming from a small one, to a wide grin as he makes the move to walk towards you. despite being in public, eggsy has never shied away from showing you his affection.
his hands almost immediately reach for your waist, even if you try to swat them away with we’re in public! his response is always nah, don’t really care, and you feel the security wrapped around your waist and the adoration kissing the side of your head as eggsy hugs you. although it’s late in the kingsman headquarters, it doesn’t mean that it’s completely empty. there’s a potential risk of someone coming by (even though the entire bloody corporation knows by now) and it still makes you shy every now and then.
you’re about to succumb into his embrace, until a peek over eggsy’s shoulder allows you to meet with–oh–”not in the hallways, kids. pack it up and move somewhere private.”
with a muffled huff, you’re about to push eggsy away but he remains firm, locking his arms around you as he calls off to merlin who promptly walks past, “oh piss off, merlin. don’t act like you weren’t rooting for us in the beginning.”
merlin looks like he’s about to let it go, but he backtracks so that he can get a glimpse of you, “oh yeah, forgot to tell ya, lover boy over here has been head over heels since day one. and i’m not talking about the first date.”
merlin only sticks around enough for it to hit you, and then he’s winking at eggsy before he’s off. when it’s just you and eggsy again, you turn to face him and he’s effectively avoiding eye contact, arms shifting around your waist.
“is he talking about your test? that’s the first time?”
you watch as eggsy’s mouth open and close a couple of times, before he musters up: “l-look, merlin’s just talking straight out of his arse–”the slight raise of your brow and small pout is all it takes for eggsy to crack”–and–oh for fuck’s sake, yes. that’s the first time!” you press your lips together to stop yourself from laughing, it’s harder when eggsy pulls away with a scoff.
“might’ve been gassed out of my mind but i know a pretty thing like you when i see one. just so happens it’s one that makes me feel all sorts of things even before i get to know them.”
patiently, you wait until he’s done with his little rant and he notices you’re waiting. oh, how polite. he looks at you with a sigh, “go on, make fun of me already. call me a hopeless romantic and all that bullsh...”
eggsy only processes what had happened when you’re a couple of steps away. sure, the two of you have kissed and gotten intimate plenty of times already since getting together but it’s the small moments like these that truly create an uproar in the butterflies in his stomach. your hushed giggle, the soft yet urgent kiss planted to his cheek, that giddy buzz that surrounds you as you quickly pull away. it’s... the smallest things that rile him up the most, and it’s working.
“again...” he says, now walking towards you as you walk away, “again! come back here!”
you squeal as you try to make a run for it, eggsy hot on your trail as he chases you back towards your office. merlin scoffs a laugh as he’s waiting for his coffee from the machine nearby, shaking his head but well-aware he’s the reason for all of this to begin with. he’s mighty proud when he gets his drink, making his way towards his office and notices the happiness radiating from both eggsy and you down the hall.
#eggsy unwin#eggsy unwin x you#eggsy unwin fanfic#eggsy unwin x reader#kingsman eggsy#eggsy unwin fanfiction#eggsy x reader#soz idk what this was#but it was in my drafts and whenever the word count is there it usually means its done???#so its done LOL#ANYWAY#here it is <3#:)#hope any eggsy lovers out there still can enjoy this!#<3
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my mom, ranting about politics: ...and that's why the woke left is destroying our society.
me, with a fanfic tab open in front of me, trying to read gay porn: uh huh, yeah sure mom.
#if ur curious yes the fic was#supernatural#destiel#what else would it be... well actually it could've been:#byler#steddie#stranger things#hannibal#good omens#sonadow#wolfstar#phan#bakudeku#idk im just tagging popular gay ships atp... how else do u get The People to see u with only 308 followers??#deancas#spn#scream#those tags r more for me lol. soz#cryptposting
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phinktober day 11: ur fav AU
i dont rlly do AUs so i just drew them how i wish they would dress xo
(dan’s tats r carnations and snowdrops and phil’s r roses and honeysuckle. for no reason 🤗)
ALSO bonus version w makeup bc i couldn’t pick <3
#soz copied caption from twt i have been drawing for 7 hours straight i need to drink water eat something take a piss and a shower and sleep#no braincell rn#goodbye it is wine time#hope yall like this idfk what people what these days other than ship art but im not doing that so sorry no knights fucking for you#just me making them look like me bc i’m a narcissist etc#god i am way too tired to be yapping rn i have no filter whatever ABYWAY HASHTAG DANIPHIW#art2 and craft2#dnp#phanart#dan and phil#daniel howell#amazingphil#dan howell#phil lester#phinktober#punk edits irl come back to me please#i’m missing a fkn hashtag i just know it whatever i don’t CARE im TIRED i have eaten nothing but half a jar of picked today i feel so goblin#idk why i tunnelvisioned w this piece it’s not even that good or detailed LMFAO#actually the tattoos were a BITCH and also made me sad bc of my whole failed tattooing career etc#OH MY GOD WHY AM I YAPPING SO MUCH SOMEONE EUTHANISE ME#good NIGHT !!!!!!#pickles not picked btw but i’m not retyping all of that#now i’m sad bc i’m out of pickles and it’s 10pm and everything is shut:( hate my stupid gay life
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I have begun to long for you I who have no greed I have begun to ask for you I who have no need You say you've gone away from me But I can feel you when you breathe Do not dress in those rags for me I know you are not poor And don't love me quite so fiercely now When you know that you are not sure It is your turn, beloved It is your flesh that I wear
My piece for Merry Month of Cohen, 2024 on @what-happens-to-the-heart. :) Nothing fancy but I wanted to revisit this old piece of mine in my Threshold AU for Voyager.
I've always loved the idea of Kathryn being at the lowest point she's ever known here and thinking she'll never be the same again. (The theme!!!!!!!!)
#i know this song's about struggles of faith and god DONT LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#it moreso appealed to me bc it had a lot of lyrics pertaining to UGLINESS both physical and spiritial#giving up hope on something lost........ vibes.........#and uuuuuuh idk inspies for The Threshold Agenda™#she not only looks permanently different now but she's been unfaithful to Mark which we KNOOOOOOWWWWW eats at her#alice helped me with this i was strugglin!!! TT__TT <333333#My Art#Star Trek: Voyager#Merry Month of Cohen 2024#What-Happens-to-the-Heart#Kathryn Janeway#Chakotay#Threshold#AU#Human#i kinda piddled out on my bigger ideas for this event soz hahaha
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My street redesign of the guys and who i think their fav artists are (apologies for weird ass style I tried to do like semi-chibi)
found their faces that i drew
#aphmau#tano art#aphblr#aphmau mystreet#aphmau dante#aphmau travis#aphmau laurance#aphmau garroth#aphmau zane#aphmau fanart#also soz for dante being pale in the second pics idk what’s happened with the pallets
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This is a message 2 all of you naysayers. Once you accept Dr. Fry into your life, you will find salvation. Live, laugh, love/j
#art#my art#digital art#cartoony#cartoon#chicken run dawn of the nugget#chicken run 2#chicken run#dr fry#dr mark fry#dr. fry#dr fry fanart#dr fry fan art#you guys this was so rushed even though it took me three days#idk if it was burnout or what#the juices were not flowing#soz#actually I’m not soz. drawing is a very meticulous process for me#soznotsoz#if this post isn’t featured on the news I WILL make it everyone’s problem/j#for tumblr’s eyes onlyyyy
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[id in alt]
#peaches art#my secret santa gift to one of my besties lucas <33#surviving romance#jinhui surviving romance#jinhui choi#choi jinhui#jinhui sr#eyestrain#high contrast#idk what to tag this as soz
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People far more eloquent than I am will be able to explain this better than I can, but I know I'm not the only one who head cannons Blitz as demiromantic and theorizes that this is the first time since Fizz that he's felt this way.
There was something so... Idk. The way he said "I guess" in answer to Millie's question. Could be just him being reluctant to admit it, but it hit me like... Like this feeling is so unfamiliar to him that it's like "I guess these feelings I am having are that? This feeling is so foreign to me that I'm inexperienced at naming it."
I am probably explaining this terribly but that answer was so demiromantic to me and I felt it in my soul.
#helluva boss spoilers#idk i am possibly projecting!#as someone who has trouble differentiating between 'this feeling is platonic. that one is romantic. this other one is a secret third thing.'#that is what it felt like to me. like 'yeah I'm pretty sure this feeling is a romantic heartbreak and that is so unfamiliar to me??'#blitz#I'm yapping. soz.
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drew my wife . uhgain.
#my art#dragon age#cullen rutherford#idk more cartoony looking than last time idk what consistent style is soz
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See last night when matty turned the big light off and looked about, it's like that Hannah Montana scene where she says goodbye to her house
#soz that just hit me#idk if anyone knows what im on about#its quite funny but also super sad#katie talks alot#matty healy#the 1975#adam hann#ross macdonald#george daniel#satvb#truman black#trumanblack
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delicate
(ref under cut)
#fnaf security breach#fnaf#glamrock chica#long time no fnaf hahahahbshbd eugrhv#soz#okay so what happened here is i saw this ref i was like sure ill draw greg and then it somehow turned into glamchica bc it made more sense#i also. did NOT wanna draw animatronic innards so. empty#did not wanna draw an animatronic either#theres a metaphor somewhere here i think#or something idk im tired
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this struggle happens every single day, without fail
#meme#memes#the simpsons#no take only throw#shrek#jercy speaks#idk what to tag this oops#shitpost#.these tags are for myself ignore them lmao#.also i am Very Whelmed all the time soz for neglecting this blog 😓😓#executive dysfunction
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ive been unhealthily fixated on kubosai for the past few weeks, i just have no idea how to put it into words. kuboyasu aren and saiki kusuo are in love btw
#they are.#been thinking a lot about t*rusai and k*bosai and all three of them together#(really long rant in these tags that shouldve been a rant post but im not changing it soz i got carried away LMAO->)#see the thing is that k*bosai is my absolute favorite ship ever. but i get genuinely pissed when people smack talk t*rusai#idk like i get why people wouldnt ship kbs and i really dont care. and i also get that a lot of people have differing opinions and-#wont ship trsai. i honestly cant wrap my head around why (other than people who just hate teruhashi and are misogynistic) but im okay with-#agreeing to disagree and i dont care yk??#but people so often make these long discussion posts just yapping and yapping and making up shit about how trsa 'wouldnt work'#and its always just... actual complete bullshit. like unreadable word vomit.#sorry. but its true.#thats why it gets me so mad#i cant think of a single reason why you would feel the need to do that#why cant you be normal and just. not like a ship. just dont like it. hate it even. but dont make up shit just to shit on it#its so dumb i have to force myself to just scroll past them every time i encounter one#usually on tiktok or tumblr#if i read them i wont be able to stop myself from making the most concerned and upset noises ever cuz what is actually wrong with you#theyre always the biggest dumbest stretches ever and they ignore their actual development and pretend it didnt happen#it just makes me wonder why people are so okay with making fun of that ship but get mad if anyone even dislikes theirs#and then they complain about people 'shitting on their opinion'#LIKE ?? NOBODY CARES THAT U HATE THE SHIP. I CERTAINLY DONT GAF.#but ur in the main tags advertising ur hatred for it and sounding stupid as shit for no reason? UR SHITTING ON PEOPLES SHIP ON PURPOSE#AND THEN GETTING MAD AT ANYONE WHO EVEN SAYS 'i disagree actually' IM LAUGHING SO HARD STOP IM KILLING MYSELF#the one time i ever talked in that much detail about why i disliked a ship was bevause somebody specifically asked me#and yk what ?? i have literally gotten death threats over it. im not allowed to hate that ship but everyone else can do whatever i guess#okay sorry. rant over.#is that controversial i cant tell. i dont really care and im not tagging anyway#meows post
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Um.... Charles accidentally calling Edwin love and Edwin dying (again) of embarrassment or whatever is my canon event
#soz i cant really draw#but i had fun thats what matters right#idk#dead boy detectives#edwin payne#charles rowland#payneland#kindly ignore Charles' arm in the first one i couldn't get it right#art
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@sableglass read Chapter 24 last night.
#it's a really cool feeling to have so many people's real-time reactions to something i've written#i don't always have appropriate responses to things. there's just something wrong with me.#so i got a bit overwhelmed when i was publishing the thing bc relative to the amount of positive interactions i normally have#like i just literally couldn't handle it haha#receiving praise activates my fight or flight i really am a fucking feral animal#but like... idk knowing you trust me enough to read the “what the fuck??” parts all the way through#and then it makes sense what i've been doing for the last what 300 fucking pages#this chapter is why i'm on the fence about ever writing the story out chronologically rather than compressing it the way i do#like if i had told that story chronologically it'd be some lonesome dove shit that slowly went bone tomahawk#they're on their fourth loop if we're going purely by on-page deaths#i don't even want to think about how many fucking pages it would be if i did it chronologically#you'd get a lot more of the in-town nonsense with royston (like watching him have to consciously decide to help sullivan vs. fuck with him)#and the hustons. i could write 300 pages just on cal and del. my roommate stans them.#i'm getting into spoiler territory soz#anyway#bc i think all i did last night was laugh at cocaine bear you get a hashtag post response <3
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