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Unless your age is listed in your bio, we cannot interact via Tumblr IM’s. I also will not follow you back. I will like your posts, that is all. This is a safe-guarding procedure.

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Minnie-Jeanne in her later years.

Her momma helped her dip dye her hair.

Her girlfriend; Wilma.

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i know i've had this in my mind for a while but Shaw, even though he doesn't have kids, has uncle energy. like he wouldn't be a dad perse, but like he'd be the uncle that gives his nieces/nephews free reign to things...or the controversial uncle at thanksgiving type of person 😂

Shaw being an oddball uncle is a no-brainer. If he did have any nieces/nephews, his first order of business would be getting them to believe his “animal-uprising” theory. His hypothetical niblings just nod along. Not because they’re convinced, but because “that’s just how crazy ol’ uncle Shaw is.”

Shaw is somewhat young at heart — in a “rowdy, unsupervised teenager” sort of way. He wouldn’t be all too fussed about being a good influence. If his niece/nephew was curious about the beer he’s drinking, he’d hand them the bottle without a second thought.

He’d let them hold Lorraine, but not for long. He’s crazy protective of that thing.

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I imagine that when Shaw gets released from prison* he’s rocking a new hairdo. This one in particular. I LOVE it when old men don’t compose themselves like old men.

*Open Season: Scared Silly ref. The rest of you are probably part of popular fandoms, so you don’t get it lolllll/j

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Take this, horde.

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Headcanon, Shaw asked Beth to put him down for thin mints to taunt her because she used to be an actual girl scout and she’d give the thin mints to Shaw when they hung out because those were his favorites

Beth being a Girl Scout makes so much sense. I know she was ruthless when it came to sales. Shaw being friends with her solely for free cookies makes even more sense. But really, Shaw? thin mints? Samoas for the win. Period dot com.

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What animal do you think would best describe Shaw?

This thing.

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I feel like Curtis would be little opposed to Shaw growing his hair out into that mullet

Oh, man. Long hairstyles were/still are common in rural communities. Plus Curt’s hair is kinda long too. Not as long as Shaw’s, but still. Look at him.

Curt is a hypocrite, though. He definitely got suspicious the moment he noticed his sons hair had grown past the nape of his neck. Shaw often caught his dad looking at him like this from time to time.

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YES GIRLDAD SHAW

Y O U G E T I T

Brah, it’s impossible that he’d EVER make a good dad in canon. But, I say otherwise.

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GratataTAH!

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This bitch.

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CURT SMASH RAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

What triggered him? Shaw breathed too loud.

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SHAW VOICE THINGY

I know AI is dookie fart, but LOOK what I made using Character.AI and Capcut.

I modelled the voice after Trevor Devall’s version of Shaw from Open Season: Scared Silly.

The lines themselves are taken from my Shaw x Reader fanfic, which you can find on ao3.

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Here. Side profile Curt to hold you over.

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Shaw’s Paw; Curtis. Curt for short. It’s funny because he’s an assHOLE. Not to mention an alcoholic. He hasn’t smiled since women got the right to vote 😢

Full BAWDY pic. “Sir, yes sir!” Aah stance.

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Scraps and other compositions.