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[incorrectpeterparker]

Tony: And what do we say when life disappoints us?

Peter: Called it.

Tony: No.

[breathing-in-waves]

[incorrect-fnaf-quotes]

*During Hexa Havoc*

Cartoon Frankie: WHAT THE-

Monster Frankie: Fuck.

Cartoon Frankie: ARE YOU DOING?! YOU-

Monster Frankie: Fucking.

Cartoon Frankie: IDIOT!

Lucky Contestant: ...What was that?

Monster Frankie: He can’t swear without it being censored, so I’m helping him out.

[incorrectmarvels]

Loki: I can explain.

Thor: Can you?

Loki: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

[daemon-is-perfectly-unhinged]

Baelon: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Alyssa, smiling: You're my reward, Baelon.

Daemon: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Rhea, reading a book: Yeah, you can be pretty annoying sometimes.

[p-21]

— on blackjack & home

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[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Raph: I'm bored. Mona Lisa: Me too. Raph: ... Mona Lisa: ... Raph & Mona Lisa: *starts making out*

[msrosemagic]

Mammon: If I was a worm in a top hat who could only communicate with you telepathically, would you still love me?.

MC: If you don’t go to sleep right now I swear—

[tonifrissells]

Two WACs pose by the tail guns of a Boeing B-17 "Flying Fortress" at an 8th Air Force Base in England, 8 January 1944. 401st Bomb Group.

NAID 204886804

[crispyjenkins]

i don't know who needs to hear this today but the jedi would not be body-shy

especially during the war. some would be uncomfortable, sure, or even heavily dislike being nude and/or bathing around others, but the point of that is that would be respected as a choice. there is a very large difference between preferring not to be nude around others, for cultural religious or personal reasons, versus being ashamed. nothing you can do can convince me jedi would be ashamed or embarrassed of their or others' bodies.

why. why would the jedi think nudity undignified. why would they turn their noses up at it as unseemly, rather than a choice and preference

[skullmakesmelaugh]

George: I've met a lot of pricks in my time, but you, Bobby, are a fucking cactus

Bobby: I’m twelve years old

[incorrect-pokevillains]

Nanu: I would've made for such a good fucking cat, life is unfair

Giovanni: So true

[web-of-arachne]

“Burnt out gifted kid”

unknown // unknown // unknown // unknown // beth evans // unknown // @/sancarts on instagram // unknown // unknown // quote by @/_sandraserag_(?), unknown artist

[sariahsue]

[at a zoo]

Plagg: What are they in for?

Adrien: Plagg, this isn't prison.

Plagg: So they can leave?

Adrien: No, but-

Plagg, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.

[charmingradiobelle]

Charlie: I need somewhere to sit.

Alastor: *gestures to a chair*

Charlie: *throws the chair out the window*

Alastor: *sighs, pointing to his lap*

Charlie: aww thank you, Al! You’re so sweet!

[starlitangels]

Treasure: Who hurt you?

Porter: What, do you want a list?

Treasure, pulling out knives: Actually yeah

Sorry this is all that was going through my head the whole audio