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konoko · 4 months

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#me and who #source: unknown

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msrosemagic · 5 months

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MC: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

Mammon: It was autocorrect.

MC: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?

Mammon: Yes.

#boo I’ve returned ;3 #obey me #obey me mc #obey me mammon #incorrect quotes #source: unknown

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sariahsue · 9 months

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[at a zoo]

Plagg: What are they in for?

Adrien: Plagg, this isn't prison.

Plagg: So they can leave?

Adrien: No, but-

Plagg, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.

#miraculous #miraculous ladybug #ml #source: unknown #let me know if you know where it's from

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crispyjenkins · 3 months

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i don't know who needs to hear this today but the jedi would not be body-shy

especially during the war. some would be uncomfortable, sure, or even heavily dislike being nude and/or bathing around others, but the point of that is that would be respected as a choice. there is a very large difference between preferring not to be nude around others, for cultural religious or personal reasons, versus being ashamed. nothing you can do can convince me jedi would be ashamed or embarrassed of their or others' bodies.

why. why would the jedi think nudity undignified. why would they turn their noses up at it as unseemly, rather than a choice and preference

#im exhausted alright #wearing layers especially in the more religious way jedi do does not equal SHAME of one's body #some!! species!! dont even!!! wear clothes at all!!!#i dont have the sources to back it up but this is such a western idea specifically a euro- and ameri-centric one #im just so tired of master obi one kenobi COMPLAINING about changing or wearing other clothes than robes in fic #because it's never framed as obi wan being uncomfortable because it's a preference or because it's a cultural/religious thing #it's ALWAYS because hes embarrassed about his body or nudity in general #not being down with nudity for whatever reason does not automatically mean SHAME and it staggers me that people seem to #sincerely think the jedi would enforce or support or legitimise such shame #i know it's probably just authors' implicit or unknown biases but good lord it's exhausting #cj rambles #jedi order #prequel trilogy #pro jedi

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incorrect-fnaf-quotes · 5 months

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Y/N: I met this rabbit animatronic at my job at this horror attraction, and I asked for his name. He told me and went: “Doing a little background check? You might find out I’m a murderer, just ignore that” and winked.

Y/N: And so, I’m standing there thinking: “A good sense of humor, alright.”

Y/N:

Y/N: I looked him up. He’s a murderer.

#Incorrect Five Night’s At Freddy’s Quotes #Source: Unknown #Y/N #Springtrap #FNaF 3 #Five Night’s At Freddy’s 3 #Springtrap x Y/N #<Do I tag that? I guess I should #This one has just been in my drafts for a little while now #This rotting bunny man gives me so many quote ideas

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zootopiathingz · 6 months

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Charlie: I need somewhere to sit.

Alastor: *gestures to a chair*

Charlie: *throws the chair out the window*

Alastor: *sighs, pointing to his lap*

Charlie: aww thank you, Al! You’re so sweet!

#hazbin hotel #incorrect quotes #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #charlie morningstar #alastor the radio demon #charlastor #radiobelle #charlie x alastor #source: unknown #I’ve used this quote for so many ships now #and it’s still funny to me lol

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starlitangels · 9 months

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Treasure: Who hurt you?

Porter: What, do you want a list?

Treasure, pulling out knives: Actually yeah

Sorry this is all that was going through my head the whole audio

#redacted incorrect quotes #source: unknown #I saw it as an incorrect quote for a MCYT thing #redacted asmr #redacted audio #Redacted Porter #Redacted Treaure #for the record Frenchie dibsed the pet name Treasure first to me #if you know the source lmk and I’ll update the tag kthx

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incorrectly-quoting-murderdrones · 6 months

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Uzi: You call yourself my soulmate, but where were you when my meme only had four likes?

N: Making four accounts.

Uzi, tearing up: Really...?

#source: unknown #murder drones #incorrect murder drones #incorrect quotes #uzi doorman #serial designation n #nuzi #thank you to Starbirdkitsune who gave me these

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inamagicalhallucination · 1 month

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dazai: evidence of my time in the mafia is fully gone

kunikida: uh

dazai: you will /never/ find it

kunikida: oh..kay?

dazai: no matter how much you look --- there is nothing about my mafia days that remains

atsushi, walking in: oh hey dazai-san, kunikida-san; do you guys wanna see the pictures i've been collecting of mafia dazai-san??

#the idea of atsushi thinking mafia dazai is dazai's weird / embarrassing phase is funny to me #he collects pics of him looking like an emo loser like pokemon #alternatively dazai treating his mafia days as an embarrassing teenager phase is also funny to me #atsushi gets his pics from an unknown source and chuuya nakahara btw

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pinacoladamatata · 1 year

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Can't believe we got Astarion standing outside cazador's house like the sickos meme. Just basking in the sunlight. Like what are they gonna do? Open the door?

Cazador:

Once this sun goes down it's over for you motherfuckers!!

#bg3 #baldur’s gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #also i think it would be cool if entering the city w astarion in your party starts like a countdown timer unknown to the player #and the longer you're there the higher chance cazadors lackeys have of finding you and starting a random fight encounter #kindof like the vampires in skyrim dawnguard dlc. just so that its like. damn these are a problem. lets kill the source.#i think the main quest will probably have us interacting w cazzy anyway. regardless of if u have Astarion as a follower #yall im basically stuck waiting for my surgery this week. come theorycraft w me.......#👀👀#also this crypt....looks weirdly how i imagined it in my mind. like right down to the roof tiles #astarion

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mbmbimbo · 10 months

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Here, an android apk for spotify premium. (via bestforandroid.com. this only works on androids btw) you dont have to remake your account, and you dont have to give that terrible company your money anymore

#ive been using the same download since 2021 #IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS ASK ME #that second link is more info from another user about spotify btw #you have to have install from unknown sources enabled in your phone #clear ache and storage if the app goes back to normal spotify #and obviously uninstall the original app before this

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konoko · 9 months

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