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hoarder-of-dragons · 1 year ago
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Aziraphale: Crowley promise me you will be nice to him. He does not have his memories. Crowley: I'm going to be really calm and nice, trust me angel Jim Gabriel appears Crowley : SO THAT'S THERE YOU HAVE BEEN HIDING YOU FUCKING CUNT
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kazashiniwielder · 3 months ago
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Shinji: Is there a word for jealously mixed with pride?
Kensei, glancing at Shuhei and Mashiro: parenthood
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Stiles: When I was a kid, my dad, if we lied, made us stand in the corner for half an hour. Cora: Did it stop you lying? Stiles: For half an hour.
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pizzaboat · 11 months ago
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Eda: Camila's not a scary person
Raine: Camila has never asked for help opening a jar before.
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nicascurls · 9 months ago
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Breaking the Dollhouse/Final Family AU
@fairchilds-glasses @barclaysangel @streets-in-paradise
*on a video call*
Nica: *showing Rachel something she painted*
Rachel: You did that?!
Nica: Yeah. Just this morning.
Rachel: Fuck off!
Nica: What?
Rachel: You did not paint that this morning!
Nica: Yes, I did!
Rachel: You did not!
Nica: I DID!
Rachel: I don't believe you!
Nica: You drew the pineapple!
Rachel: *holds up a messy doodle of a pineapple* My pineapple is shit!
Nica: Oh, it just needs a bit of shading...
Rachel: Oh. Shut up!
Nica: A bit of charcoal...
Rachel: Where did you learn so much about art?
Nica: From my mom.
Rachel: *pulls a face*
Nica: Are you angry with me for having a hobby?!
Rachel: Evidently.
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jmjkjjk · 1 year ago
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Aziraphale: [shows him heaven reformed]
Crowley: You did that?
Aziraphale: Yeah just this morning.
Crowley: Fuck off!
Aziraphale: What?
Crowley: You did not reform heaven this morning!
Aziraphale: Yes I did!
Crowley: You DID NOT reform heaven this morning!
Aziraphale: I DID!
Crowley: I don’t believe you!
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spiltinksky · 2 years ago
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Junhui: What’re you doing?
Seokmin, eating cake and scrolling on his phone: Yoga.
Junhui: You found some good options?
Seokmin: Loads. I’ve narrowed it doing to five.
Junhui: Oh, well done. You must be exhausted.
Seokmin: Yes, that’s why I’m having cake.
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divorcedtom · 4 months ago
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daniel molloy version of k3nd4llr0y’s logan roy rollin with the lgbt edit
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ivanttakethis · 2 months ago
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Till uses his microphone stand in Round 6 to act as his anchor, his sense of stability, his last lifeline to a world he's pretty much given up on.
It gives him something to focus on to drown out the crowd and the rain (and probably even Ivan). On stage, it's one of the only things he has complete control over.
But then it’s taken away.
When Ivan threw his microphone stand away, he threw Till's away too.
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The kiss. The sacrifice. The silence that followed.
Till lost his anchor. He’s completely unmoored.
In Round 7, he doesn’t get that stability back. With a headset instead of a microphone stand, Till lacks any sort of control.
He has nothing to hold onto. Nothing to ground him.
Idle hands are the devil’s playthings…
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quackle · 3 months ago
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mafuyu did her real smile in front of emu 🥹 she really smiled guys 🥹 emu isn't scared because mafuyu is smiling for real 🥹 look at them being happy 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
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shakingparadigm · 7 months ago
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I had to put the phone down and release a sigh from the deepest part of my soul
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kazashiniwielder · 3 months ago
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Mashiro: Shuhei called me a mollusk
Kensei: You’ve been called worse
Mashiro: I’ve not!
Kensei: We’ll you fucking should have been!
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seungs · 1 year ago
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Lee Know @ 2023 MTV Video Music Awards (230912)
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namgination · 1 year ago
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what was the reason...
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dieubius · 1 year ago
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i was thinking that bruce should bring around a spare bat shaped domino mask everywhere for emergencies >:) but one thing lead to another and now i have clark yearning over cowl hair
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nicascurls · 1 year ago
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Andy: Did your parents punish you for swearing?
Nica: Only if she caught me.
Andy: What would've happened?
Nica: Depended on the severity.
Andy: Like if it was at the low end.
Kyle: One of my foster parents made me drink soapy water.
Andy: I don't think our kids would go for it.
Nica: I don't think it was supposed to be voluntary.
Kyle: What happened.
Andy: One of them swore at me.
Kyle: What did they say?
Andy: You know, *Makes hand gestures*
Kyle: Who was it?
Nica: Caroline.
Kyle: Does she know what that means?
Andy: Nah, she just picked it up somewhere.
Kyle: Well, where?
Nica: Our eldests would be prime suspects.
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