#source: looney tunes show

[pathetic-dreamy]

Louis: Zayn, I am nothing if not a man of principle.

Louis: Now let’s break into this apartment.

[incorrectshantaequotes]

Shantae: So, how's the new tip jar doing?

Sky: You now have 76 more gems.

Shantae:

Sky: ...I've got the wrong personality for customer service.

[metiredlr]

Caesar: come on! We will be late for the movie!

(Joseph appears and walks downstairs wearing teenage girl clothes)

Caesar: WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?!

Joseph: idk about you but I'm getting a student discount. *fixes red bow on the back of the head*

[incorrect-guilty-gear]

Happy Chaos: Oh my gosh. You won't believe this.

Nagoriyuki: What?

Happy Chaos: There's this guy standing next to the road that looks just like you. I'm about to hit him.

Nagoriyuki: AAAHHHH!

Happy Chaos: You look just like my boyfriend!

[shadow-coolness]

Happy 4th of July!

Max before setting off fireworks that proceed to cause mass destruction.

[incorrectmarketofmonstersquotes]

Diana: (holding a wig head) Adair: (gasps) Adair: You killed Nita?! Diana: What? Adair: I knew you were upset with the her, but I didn’t think you’d take it this far. I mean not that I blame you. Who among us hasn’t considered murder as a means of settling a dispute. I mean, I certainly have. Where’s the body? I’ll help you get rid of it. Diana: Adair, this is a wig head! Adair: So nobody got murdered? LAME!!

[hellomissmedia]

Trevor: If there’s something that’s wrong with me, then you owe it as my best friend to tell me!

Micheal: Alright. You’re a narcissist, you’re a sociopath, you’re probably a psychopath, you’re-

*ten minutes later

Micheal: -and you’re paranoid, sexist, and you make fun of the elderly.

Trevor: Those are just quirks!

[alan8tor]

Hikari: Have you ever heard the expression, Don’t judge a book by its cover?”

Mugen: No.

Hikari: What about, “It’s what’s inside that counts”

Mugen: huh-uh

Hikari: “Looks can be deceiving?”

Mugen: Doesn’t ring a bell

Hikari: What’s wrong with you?!

Mugen: Ooh! That one I’ve heard!

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Y/N, scrubbing the floor: Why am I the one doing this?

Yelena, sitting on the couch while reading a magazine: We agreed you’d do the chores the first 365 days of the year, then I’d do them the rest of the year.

Y/N: Oh, right. Silly me.

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Jinx: Relax, I’ve got this under control.

Lux: Really?

Jinx: Easy breezy. It’s like stealing babies from a candy store.

Lux: Uh?

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Donnie: I was wondering, if by any chance you’re not doing anything tonight, which you’re probably are because you’re not ugly, but if for some reason you’re not would you maybe, possibly, no pressure if you can’t, just wondering, you know, if you’d like to go out... with me. Maybe... April: Yeah, I’d love to! Donnie: Well, you can’t blame a guy for trying.

[in-correct-trolls]

john dory: [puts his hands on delta’s shoulders] i want to start a family with you

delta dawn: wait, what-

john dory: i’ve realised what i was put on this earth to do… be a mother

[incorrectshantaequotes]

Holly Lingerbean: Look, if I'm paying rent, I expect some basic privacy!

Nega-Shantae: You don't pay rent.

Holly Lingerbean: AND I WON'T!

[incorrect-esmp-quotes]

Gem: I bet if you look “self absorbed” up in a dictionary, you’d find your picture.

Scott: My picture’s in the dictionary? Is it a good one? What am I wearing?

[angelofthenight]

Adam: *answers call* Hi, (y/n)!

You: How’d you know it was me?

Adam: Oh, I answer every call like this, just in case it’s you!

You: …

Adam: Sorry!

You: No, it’s ok, it’s just a weird way to answer the pho-

Adam: Oh, no. I wasn’t talking to you, I almost hit a planet

[incorrect-tmnt1987-quotes]

Mona Lisa, going through her mail: Restraining order, medical bills, invitation to my class reunion, another restraining order…

Raphael: What are you throwing that out for?

Mona Lisa: You can’t restrain me! I’m a free spirit!