#source: looney tunes show

[pathetic-dreamy]

Louis: Zayn, I am nothing if not a man of principle.

Louis: Now let’s break into this apartment.

[incorrectshantaequotes]

Shantae: So, how's the new tip jar doing?

Sky: You now have 76 more gems.

Shantae:

Sky: ...I've got the wrong personality for customer service.

[metiredlr]

Caesar: come on! We will be late for the movie!

(Joseph appears and walks downstairs wearing teenage girl clothes)

Caesar: WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?!

Joseph: idk about you but I'm getting a student discount. *fixes red bow on the back of the head*

[incorrect-guilty-gear]

Happy Chaos: Oh my gosh. You won't believe this.

Nagoriyuki: What?

Happy Chaos: There's this guy standing next to the road that looks just like you. I'm about to hit him.

Nagoriyuki: AAAHHHH!

Happy Chaos: You look just like my boyfriend!

[shadow-coolness]

Happy 4th of July!

Max before setting off fireworks that proceed to cause mass destruction.

[incorrectmarketofmonstersquotes]

Diana: (holding a wig head) Adair: (gasps) Adair: You killed Nita?! Diana: What? Adair: I knew you were upset with the her, but I didn’t think you’d take it this far. I mean not that I blame you. Who among us hasn’t considered murder as a means of settling a dispute. I mean, I certainly have. Where’s the body? I’ll help you get rid of it. Diana: Adair, this is a wig head! Adair: So nobody got murdered? LAME!!

[hellomissmedia]

Trevor: If there’s something that’s wrong with me, then you owe it as my best friend to tell me!

Micheal: Alright. You’re a narcissist, you’re a sociopath, you’re probably a psychopath, you’re-

*ten minutes later

Micheal: -and you’re paranoid, sexist, and you make fun of the elderly.

Trevor: Those are just quirks!

[alan8tor]

Hikari: Have you ever heard the expression, Don’t judge a book by its cover?”

Mugen: No.

Hikari: What about, “It’s what’s inside that counts”

Mugen: huh-uh

Hikari: “Looks can be deceiving?”

Mugen: Doesn’t ring a bell

Hikari: What’s wrong with you?!

Mugen: Ooh! That one I’ve heard!

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Y/N, scrubbing the floor: Why am I the one doing this?

Yelena, sitting on the couch while reading a magazine: We agreed you’d do the chores the first 365 days of the year, then I’d do them the rest of the year.

Y/N: Oh, right. Silly me.

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Jinx: Relax, I’ve got this under control.

Lux: Really?

Jinx: Easy breezy. It’s like stealing babies from a candy store.

Lux: Uh?

[theocddiaries]

Colossus: You know, I think you'd show Wade a little more appreciation, considering he lets you live here. Logan: I don't live here. I'm just crashing here until I get back on my feet. Colossus: For your information, when you crash somewhere for five years, you live there.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Casey, going through his mail: Restraining order, medical bills, invitation to my family reunion, another restraining order-

April: What are you throwing that out for?

Casey: You can’t restrain me! I’m a free spirit!!

[incorrectshantaequotes]

Holly Lingerbean: Look, if I'm paying rent, I expect some basic privacy!

Nega-Shantae: You don't pay rent.

Holly Lingerbean: AND I WON'T!

[in-correct-trolls]

john dory: [puts his hands on delta’s shoulders] i want to start a family with you

delta dawn: wait, what-

john dory: i’ve realised what i was put on this earth to do… be a mother

[incorrect-esmp-quotes]

Gem: I bet if you look “self absorbed” up in a dictionary, you’d find your picture.

Scott: My picture’s in the dictionary? Is it a good one? What am I wearing?

[angelofthenight]

Adam: *answers call* Hi, (y/n)!

You: How’d you know it was me?

Adam: Oh, I answer every call like this, just in case it’s you!

You: …

Adam: Sorry!

You: No, it’s ok, it’s just a weird way to answer the pho-

Adam: Oh, no. I wasn’t talking to you, I almost hit a planet