#source: kermit

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Renta: stay home if you’re sick come over if you’re thick ya’know?

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Kermit: Be honest with me. If there was a fire, would you save me or the clothing in your closet first?

Miss Piggy: Well, that’s not fair. My clothing doesn’t have legs!

[ogerpwned]

I Don't Remember This From The Book

[starrynightsxo]

cardan planning his and jude's future whilst he waits for her to come back:

meanwhile... jude:

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Fozzie: This elevator shaft goes down for miles. You can't even see where it ends.

Gonzo: Huh…

Fozzie, Scooter and Kermit: NO.

Gonzo: You don't even know what I'm going to do!

Scooter: Yeah, you're going to jump down the elevator shaft.

Gonzo: (scoffs) What?! No… no…

Kermit: Gonzo, we can SEE you inching towards it.

Gonzo: Huh? What? No, I would never-

Gonzo, jumping down the elevator shaft: Oh no! I slipped!

[sleepy-stories]

I might draw this on my free time at home

[hitchell-mope]

Kermit: Miss Piggy. My bespoke psychopath.

[harpoonsnotspoons]

Me when I go on the Bro Strider tag and see muppet sex:

[incorrectafcrichmond]

Beard: Higgins, I thought you were the only person working at Richmond who wasn't crazy.

Higgins: Me? Not crazy? I hired the others!

[frostise]

let my girl louise call your muses a annoying nickname that'll stick with them for the rest of their life 🫶🏼

[chipjrwibignaturals]

love making your own gifs. this shit rules #moodboard

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Kermit: I love the kind of woman who can kick my ass.

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Nodoka: I thought you were the only person here who wasn't crazy.

YAGOO: Me, not crazy? I hired the others!

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Frank: This is my "Good grief! It's only Wednesday?" face. Funny enough, it's very similar to my "Sheesh! How is it Monday already face?" and my "Did Barnaby Beagle put tapioca in my bassoon again?" face.

[starrynightsxo]

jude and cardan somewhere in Elfhame, probably:

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Kermit: Do you know what you're doing, Gonzo?

Gonzo: Why should THAT stop me?