#source: has done that before

[furballfaggot]

giovannis closet of dumb gay secrets:

- you can access my forum for my friends on your ipod touch 2g

- and other stuff to varying degrees of success

- but the ipod touch 2g is the most functional nonstandard tech ive been able to use for it

[gardentool]

Nanami: Do you wanna know how I actually hurt my wrist?

Gojo: Yes.

Nanami: I was hula-hooping. Y/N and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.

Gojo: Oh my god.

Nanami: I've mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie doodle.

Gojo: Why are you telling me all this?

Nanami: Because no one will ever believe you.

Gojo: You sick son of a bitch.

[gabriestat]

true detective (2014) / rigorous self-critique's solution in disco elysium (2019)

[newnamejenkins]

Kate: You’d do that for me?

Yelena: I’d do a lot of things to you.

Kate: …For me?

Yelena: That too.

[nova-rpv]

could you draw hyper knuckles with a ponytail? I love fanart of him with his hair tied back

ill do you one better: string worm hyper knuckles with a ponytail

hope you enjoy this silly echinda, echidna enjoyer

[hollow-prior]

Lucy, to Lockwood: If we die, I'm going to get George's ghost to teach my ghost how to play the flute just so that I can annoy the hell out of your ghost.

Lockwood: I'll just hire Kipps' ghost to kick your ghost's ass.

Kipps: My ghost won't associate with your ghost.

[magicandmundane]

Nala Se: Let me see what you have.

Cadet Hunter: A knife!

Nala Se: No!

Lama Su: Oh my god, why does he have a knife?

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Yang: Hey, uh, Jaune? I think you should take point on this one.

Jaune: *Drawing Crocea Mors* Uhm. Alright?

Tarnished Spartan: ... Hello Again.

Jaune: *Drops Crocea*

Pyrrha: I know what you're going to say. "How could I have run off to die, why did I throw you in the locker, why didn't you come looking for me!"

Jaune: *Slowly Stepping forward*

Pyrrha: I- I've been looking for an exit for so long- Hell, even if I found one I don't think I'd even fit in back on Remnant! This is my Home now! You weren't meant to find me- I wasn't meant to be here.

Jaune: *Continuing his approach*

Pyrrha: Rrrrgh! Say something! Anything! Shout in anger, yell for joy, scream in fear- Anything!

Jaune: *Gently taking her hand*

Pyrrha: Please ... Anything.

Jaune: *reaching up to cup her cheek, tilting their heads together as softly as possible* You're just as beautiful as the day I lost you.

Pyrrha: ... *presses back into him as tears run down her cheeks*

[gwenheda]

Sokka: *running trying to chase Zuko around a room*

*Toph and Suki hurriedly enter as Zuko hides behind Katara*

Suki: What’s going on?

Zuko: Well, I think— I think Sokka knows about me and Katara.

Toph: Dude… he’s right there. 😬

Sokka: I thought you were my best friend! *points to Katara* THIS IS MY SISTER. My best friend! And my sister! I CANNOT believe this.

Zuko: Look we’re not just messing around! I love her, okay? I’m in love with her.

Katara: We’re so sorry you had to find out this way. I’m sorry, but it’s true. I love him too.

Sokka: 😡😠😶🥺🥹

Sokka: 🥹🥰���� My best friend and my sister! I cannot believe this! 💕

[flowersandfashion]

view the graphics below for a basic guide

[madeofjules]

Katniss: I’m not in love with Peeta.

Prim: Oh. No. No. Good! Yeah, me neither.

Katniss: Prim, I’m not going to the bakery because he is my ex-fake boyfriend and that would be really uncomfortable. Not because I’m in love with him. I mean, hey, I like Peeta as much as the next guy, you know? Clearly I have feelings for him, but feelings don’t mean love! I mean, do I have loving feelings for Peeta? Yeah! But I have continuing feelings of love, but that doesn’t mean that I’m in love with him. You know? I have sexual feelings for him, but I do love him—oh! Oh my God! Oh my—why didn’t you tell me?!

Prim: We thought you knew!

Katniss: We?!

Prim: Yeah, we all know! We talk about it all the time.

Katniss: You all know? Does Peeta know?

Prim: Oh, no, Peeta doesn’t know anything.

Katniss: I cannot believe you didn’t tell me!

Prim: Well, because we thought you knew! It’s so obvious! God, that would be like telling Haymitch, "Hey, you like to drink."

[mvltifxndomchaos]

George: That shirt looks great, Lockwood.

Lockwood: Thanks.

George: But it would look even better on Lucy’s floor.

Lockwood: Are you hitting on Lucy... for me??

inspo

[pidges-lost-robot]

*Keith and Shiro are splitting off from the team*

*Lance catches Keith's arm*

Lance: Hey, uh, be safe

Keith:... We will

*Shiro and Keith head off*

Pidge cradling Hunk's face: Be safe...

Hunk dramatically: I'll be so safe

Lance: Will you guys stop?-

Hunk: I'll be safe... for you

Lance:.... I'm gonna kill you

Pidge, still dramatically: But how would that keep us safe?

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

ROSE: Well, Dave, I made it, in spite of your directions. DAVE: ah rose DAVE: welcome DAVE: hope youre prepared for an unforgettable luncheon ROSE: Eh.

DAVE: aw fuck DAVE: my roast is ruined DAVE: but what if i bought fast food and disguised it as my own DAVE: delightfully devilish dave ROSE: Huh?

Dave Strider, with his crazy explanations The Seer of Lights's gonna need her medication When she hears Strider's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight!

ROSE: Dave? DAVE: rose! DAVE: i was just uh DAVE: stretching my calves on the windowsill DAVE: isometric exercise DAVE: care to join me ROSE: Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Dave? DAVE: uh DAVE: that isnt smoke DAVE: its uh DAVE: steam DAVE: steam from the steamed clams were having DAVE: mmm steamed clams ROSE: ???

DAVE: rose my dear sister i hope youre ready for mouthwatering hamburgers DAVE: watering your mouth so much its like theyre a gardener and your mouth is a flowerbed DAVE: thats how much they be watering ROSE: I thought we were having "steamed clams". DAVE: oh no i said steamed hams DAVE: thats what i call hamburgers ROSE: You call hamburgers 'steamed hams'? DAVE: yeah DAVE: its a regional dialect ROSE: Uh-huh. What region? DAVE: uh DAVE: upstate new york ROSE: Really? Well, I'm from Rainbow Falls, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams". DAVE: oh not in rainbow falls DAVE: its an albany expression ROSE: How would you know? You're Texan. DAVE: whatever

ROSE: You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Burger King. DAVE: oh absolutely not DAVE: patented strider burgers DAVE: old family recipe ROSE: For steamed hams? DAVE: Yes. ROSE: So you call them steamed hams, in spite of the fact they are obviously grilled. DAVE: uh DAVE: you know DAVE: one thing i should DAVE: excuse me for one second ROSE: Ah, of course.

DAVE: [pretends to yawn] Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. DAVE: well that was wonderful DAVE: a good time was had by all ROSE: I should- WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IN THERE!? DAVE: aurora borealis ROSE: Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? This time of day? This part of the country? Localised entirely within your kitchen!? DAVE: yes ROSE: Okay, may I see it? DAVE: no

JADE: DAVE!!! THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!!!!!!! DAVE: no jade its just the northern lights ROSE: Well, Dave, something is seriously fucking wrong with you, but... DAVE: i steam a good ham? ROSE: No, Dave, you bought fast food and burnt the house down. But this sure was an "unforgettable luncheon". JADE: HEEELP!!! HEEEELP!!!

[newnamejenkins]

Yelena: What are you hoping to get from this relationship?

Kate: Umm… like… kissing? I guess?

Yelena: I feel like you’re not taking me seriously.

Kate: Please don’t discount the possibility I might just be really stupid.

[doctortoothless]

If I had a nickel for every time David Tennant's doctor got cloned using regeneration energy and lived a domestic life with a former companion who returned briefly before it happened, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened twice.