#right? lol

[gwenheda]

Sokka: *running trying to chase Zuko around a room*

*Toph and Suki hurriedly enter as Zuko hides behind Katara*

Suki: What’s going on?

Zuko: Well, I think— I think Sokka knows about me and Katara.

Toph: Dude… he’s right there. 😬

Sokka: I thought you were my best friend! *points to Katara* THIS IS MY SISTER. My best friend! And my sister! I CANNOT believe this.

Zuko: Look we’re not just messing around! I love her, okay? I’m in love with her.

Katara: We’re so sorry you had to find out this way. I’m sorry, but it’s true. I love him too.

Sokka: 😡😠😶🥺🥹

Sokka: 🥹🥰😄 My best friend and my sister! I cannot believe this! 💕

[emergingghost]

littlewomengenius <3 @this-is-boygenius

[nerdy-talks]

🩷 Happy Birthday Asmodeus 🩷

[slothquisitor]

Oh hey

Lots of new folks here after my latest Astarion piece! Also, it's been a minute since I did an intro post...so *waves*

I'm a 30-something high school English teacher living in the mountains. I have a rescue dog who is afraid of her own farts, and a partner who loves spreadsheets.

Most folks around here just call me Sloth. Most of the art and drawing I've been doing over the last year has been for BG3. My writing posts are always tagged #slothquisitorwrites and my art is always tagged #slothquisitordraws.

Current writing WIP is my Astarion x Tav eldritch horror AU, What Moves in the Dark.

I'm about to be on summer vacation, and the goal is to be a tad more active around here. So let's be friends?

[clairelsonao3]

Soooo someone made a username based on [Redacted]'s slave number and I am dead 💀🩷

[waitingforasong]

No more hiding. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Just full on spam mode whenever I feel like it. 🤪

[inchidentally]

anon: I switched on submissions! didn't even know I had it off lol

[lisanamjoon]

tumblr ads will be like “scroll to continue with content” and then make it a hassle to scroll past them

[lustbitten]

[ well ... lmao ]

[chikaoofka]

GET! TO! HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!

[evermoredeluxe]

maybe i’m projecting but i feel like taylor wouldn’t really enjoy coke lol

same neither do i. like her immune system can’t handle a runny nose, no way she’s good with a coke-nose

[ritualvirtuality]

please do look it up if you dont know the date bc there may be at least an approximate answer and otherwise the last option will completely dominate and this poll will be boring.

and dont be like 'but i cant sing'... just answer the earliest tune you know well enough that you COULD sing it

periods of western classical music provided only for reference

[bereft-of-frogs]

There’s that post that’s like ‘everyone should get into a tiny niche fandom at least once’ fully agree, that was really fun -- but I would like to add that everyone should get into a fandom where their opinions run counter to major fanon because it really teaches you about sticking to your guns and trusting your interpretation of the text without having to rely on peer validation

because WHAT are people talking about sometimes

[blu3haw4]

YOU ARE THE BEST SERIOUSLY thank you so much for your kind words about my fic!!! 🥰 im soo glad you are enjoying it!! appreciate you :)

[sanct1f1ed]

favorite stan twins characterization is that they're both equally insane. stanley just gets more air time to show it off. loosely inspired by a post i read earlier but here's some absolutely insane things both of them have done

stanley:

drugged a person and turned them into an exhibit in the mystery shack

had a vegas wedding to a prospector-themed novelty dispenser

gave mabel a grappling hook

failed to steal an animatronic badger

chewed his way out of the trunk of a car

punched at least three bald eagles

is multiply divorced, possibly even with the novelty dispenser

committed premeditated murder on a llama

faked a heart attack to get on Wheel of Fortune

took his clothes off in front of a live studio audience on Wheel of Fortune

has a rivalry with a fifth grader, a grandmother, and a man who exclusively dresses like a corn cob

stanford:

pulled a gun on a bus driver when he wouldn't let a pig on board

directly assisted in mind-controlling ronald reagan during his election in 1980

gave mabel a crossbow

got bitten by a vampire bat and subsequently began sampling human blood

owns contraband outlawed in 9000 dimensions; keeps it in an extremely flimsy plastic case

"accidentally" set a hawk on fire

has exes ranging from as normal as his old college buddy to as weird as a triangle and an alien with 7 eyes who put a metal plate in his head

wears turtlenecks because he's hiding multiple tattoos he regrets, including one themed around "all star" by smash mouth

is an Extremely wanted criminal across hundreds of dimensions; was completely kicked out of one for card counting

is, bizarrely, super into the band Eurythmics

can see shrimp colors

[meow--wows]

BECOME AS GODS