#source: fire emblem fates

[selphiahaven]

[incorrectcollectiveassrpgs]

Solaryn: Ari, do you have your eye on anyone?

Lunari: Huh?!

Solaryn: Um... Did you just snap that shield in two?!

Lunari: Ah, sorry! Your question shocked me.

Solaryn: No, I should be the one apologizing. I take it you are seeing someone then. Is that it?

Lunari: No, well, I'm on a quest right now... My focus is on being a shield for my allies.

Solaryn: That may be harder now that your shield is in pieces.

[incorrectringsofpower]

Theo: War is heck!

[the-hadal-zone-sys]

Shoutout to source connected fictives with sources that are widely disliked, considered problematic, or considered poorly written.

We really are the world's strongest soldiers.

[fore-seer]

[sieglinde-freud]

thinking about fire emblem fates again which always means im thinking about them again help me

[emblemxeno]

It will always be funny to be that people can sit there and call Three Houses a serious game with a complex narrative when the game has a murder cult made of mole people who are actually behind every single bad thing that has happened in fodlan ever.

It's funny that despite how people complain about "big scary dragon and its followers/monsters being behind everything" as a problem of FE's storytelling, meanwhile 3H has the worst instance of it and is given grace.

In fact, I'd argue that The Slithers being behind almost everything wrong in Fodlan is worse than Echoes' nobility vs common subplot being undercut, or Fates' Valla restrictions, or the Blood Pact.

Reason why Fodlan was initially annihilated? They started a conflict with Sothis without caring about the damage it'll do to anyone or anything. Reason why Crests were created and initially valued? Killing the Nabateans for their blood and bones. Reason why the Tragedy of Duscur happened? The Slithers. Reason why Edelgard's family was tortured? The Slithers. Reason why odd happenings that instigate conflicts take place in the modern era? The Slithers.

3H makes up for that nonsense because of individual character writing (most of the time), well built prose, and presentation. A secret bad guy organization in the shadows is less of a detriment if people can distract themselves with characters they choose to invest in, and they'll invest in them if the game encourages investment by presenting its script well; even if ultimately, the writing foundation is as shaky as a tree in a storm.

[incorrect-leokamu-quotes]

Leo: [studiously doing his homework, listening instrumental music, very focused]

Corrin: [upside down in her desk chair] Do you think stars have feelings?

[zorua-adorable]

@fore-seer this is the idea I mentioned

[steel-nageyari]

super late revenge comic for fe scuffle orz

hi lio :] i hope you like them even though it's super rough u_u; <3

[djtitus921]

Inigo tests out his new pickup lines

This video was inspired by @captainschmoe

Give him some love ^^^

[correctfe14quotes]

Correct Fe14 Quote 27

Silas: A knight is a knight. A sword is a sword. There's only so much possible variance.

[incorrectcollectiveassrpgs]

Lunari: Is something wrong, Audra?

Audra: Well... earlier today, I went to the market and got a bunch of apples for myself and Silivren. When I got back, I decided to see if he could catch one in his mouth, but... I let go in the windup, and the apple hit an old lady behind me instead...

Audra: Also, Silivren fell over. I don't know why that happened.

[rubywolf0201]

FE Fates Birthright Incorrect Quotes but it’s based on my playthrough

Mozu: “What’s a mix of, like, sad and mad?”

Corrin: “Well there’s miserable, disgruntled, malcontented, desolated….”

Silas: “Smad!”

Mozu: “Sounds good!” *writes down on notepad*

Corrin: “Smad? Really? I know you’re better with fabricated words, I heard you say ‘Indubitably’ to Azura yesterday.”

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Jakob: “How many of you have played an instrument before?”

Saizo, raising his hand: “Do instruments of torture count?”

Jakob: “No.”

Silas, raising his hand: “Is mayonnaise an instrument?”

Jakob: “No Silas, mayonnaise is not an instrument.”

Silas: *raises his hand again*

Jakob: “Horseradish is not an instrument either.”

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Xander: “We’ve been duped!”

Elise: “Duped!”

Camilla: “We’ve been bamboozled!”

Elise: “We’ve been shmeckledorfed!”

Leo: “That’s not even a word and I agree with you!”

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Rinkah: “Can you not stand so close? You’re making me claustrophobic.”

Mozu: “What does claustrophobic mean?”

Orochi: “It means she’s afraid of Santa Claus.”

Rinkah: “NO IT DOESN—“

Oboro: “HO HO HO!”

Kagero: “STOP IT OBORO, YOU’RE SCARING HER!”

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Kaze: “Don't worry, Brother. We'll get Kotaro to come outside, and then he'll see there's nothing to be afraid of.”

Saizo: “And that's when I punch him, right?”

Kaze: “…”

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Takumi: “Corrin. Ryoma doesn’t hang out at Weenie Hut Junior's.”

Ryoma: “You tell ‘em, Takumi!”

Takumi: “Ryoma, what’re you doing here?”

Ryoma: “I’m always here on Double Weenie Wednesdays.”

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Hana: “Don't you have to go be obnoxious somewhere else?”

Corrin: “Not until four.”

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Faceless: *falls off a cliff*

Azura: “Oh! That’s gotta hurt.”

Corrin: “Do it again, I wasn’t looking!”

[theanontrain]

" CSS guy and F Corrin. If some of these pics look like I'm just picking characters out of a bin at random... then yeah."

[salmonsnakerune]

Commissions open- link in post

With a few extra expenses coming up this month, I'm finding myself a little short of cash- and with work no longer offering overtime, I'm putting this out to gauge interest in the possibility of fic commissions.

I'm a third year Psych major/Literature minor currently, with previous semesters in genre writing, classic literature, and poetry. I can write romance, horror, or general prose, depending on your needs. Poetry isn't ideal, but I can do it depending on the request. My older pieces are here for some brief, oneshot-style examples of my work. I also have original pieces available for view, originally from University assignments that have been submitted and graded at Distinction and High Distinction levels already from previous semesters.

My price is AUD $0.05 per word (industry standard) through a few choices of platforms- Ko-fi, PayPal, bank transfer (for Australians) or Revolut. Updates will be given periodically (no drafts sent), and the final piece will be uploaded after payment. As a rule of thumb, I take 2-3 business days for 500 words depending on fandom, and will give you a timeframe for when your piece will be completed after the form has been filled. The final piece will be sent to you as a raw Word file, and also uploaded to my AO3 account.

Here's the request form link, and fandoms I'll write for are under the cut. If you aren't interested in any of these or don't have anything to spare, please consider reblogging this post for more traction.

-Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss -Fire Emblem Awakening/Fire Emblem Fates -Wadanohara and the Great Blue Sea/The Gray Garden -Pokemon (any gen, preferably games, anime/manga compliant will take longer) -Fear & Hunger/Fear & Hunger: Termina -Trauma Centre/Trauma Team (any game) -Undertale/Deltarune -Starbound (please include a detailed description of your character if not focused on the named main characters) -Splatoon (all 3 main games)

For anything not on this list, please reach out to me to talk about whether I can do it for you. I don't charge extra, but if I'm not familiar enough with the source material, I'd have to decline the request. The Danganronpa series isn't ideal, however I have written for it before and might be willing depending on your request- again, please reach out to me and I'll talk one-on-one with you about it.