#source: dustin

[incorrect-catcf-quotes]

(Violet and her mother are watching football on TV.) Announcer: A spectacular catch for another first down! Mrs. Beauregarde: Come on, ref, move those chains! Violet: Yeah! Mrs. Gloop: (enters) Vy are you vatching football? (changes the channel) Look, "A Christmas Carol" is on! Oooh, look, it's Jacob Marley's ghost! Mrs. Beauregarde: (less excitedly) Come on, Jacob, move those chains. Violet: Somehow it's not the same...

[incorrectoldgermanstoriesquotes]

(Philip and his father are watching football on TV.)

Announcer: A spectacular catch for another first down!

Philip's father: Come on, ref, move those chains!

Philip: Yeah!

Philip's mother: (enters) Why are you watching football? (changes the channel) Look, "A Christmas Carol" is on! Oooh, look, it's Jacob Marley's ghost!

Philip's father: (less excitedly) Come on, Jacob, move those chains.

Philip: Somehow it's not the same...

[hawkinsincorrect]

Lucas: Please tell me you didn’t drag Steve into this.

Dustin: I did not drag Steve into this.

Steve: [knocks on the door]

Lucas: Who’s that?

Dustin: I think you know.

[kermit-the-hag]

Steve: Why are we lying on the ground?

Dustin: You got knocked unconscious so I lay down next to you so everyone would just think we were chillin’.

[harringroveera]

It’s a beautiful day and there’s definitely a Billy in Steve now

[miwiromantics]

Dustin: Alright give me your hair dryer.

Will: what are you talking about?

Dustin: don’t you carry one everywhere?

Will: have you ever met a gay person?

Dustin: hey, do you carry a hair dryer with you?

Eddie (over the phone): of course, im not an animal.

Will: *shakes his head*

[visenyaism]

ok i make fun of the asoiaf conspiracy theories being dumb a lot however some people really ARE about an inch from posting like “the (((maesters))) control everything” and need to dial it back it’s getting weird

[bylertruther]

in school, mike would be the type to go "you're so far away :(" and pull will's seat closer to him if not for the fact that will is already the type to scoot his desk as close to mike's as he possibly can before even sitting in it #real

[rollerskate2theface]

Steve: Why does my stomach hurt?

Robin: I’m sorry Steve, I ate a bunch of ice cream earlier today

Steve: Ugh Rob you know we’re lactose intolerant

Dustin: Wait- wait- wait wait wait wait

Dustin: Are you suggesting that when one of you feels something the other feels it too?

Max: Oh god, you guys are so codependent

Steve: No we’re not

Eddie: Oh really? What about the other day?

-Other day in the kitchen-

Steve: Oh, I need to get some eggs

Robin: Oh, I’ll come with you

Steve & Robin: *walk 3 steps to the fridge together*

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Eddie is still trying to control his telepathy after he comes back as a vampire. He's resting in his room when Wayne comes in to say goodnight, and Eddie ends up reading his thoughts.

Eddie: You and Claudia used to know each other?

Wayne: *sighing* Way back before she married Dustin's daddy.

Eddie: You had sex with Claudia?!

Wayne: Oh, boy.

Eddie: You had sex with Claudia?!

Wayne: We were young.

Eddie: On the hood of a police car?!

Wayne: I'll be downstairs. Sleep tight. Don't let the demobats bite.

Eddie: Uncle Wayne!

[teddylobo]

Incorrect Steddie Stranger Things | 4/?

[strangerthingsquotes]

Billy [waking up after being sedated]: Where am I? Billy [seeing Steve nearby]: Is this heaven? Dustin: He's awake! Billy: Oh, God. It's hell.

[cupcakes-are-ours]

cam: why's there a pentagram on the floor?

shane: you told us to satanize ninja ops, dude

cam: i said sanitize!

dustin: uh, yeah, that's what we did

tori, lighting a candle: almost done satanizing!

[hawkinsincorrect]

Dustin: I’m invoking the no judgement clause of our friendship.

Steve: Oh my God, what have you done?

[kermit-the-hag]

[Steve trying to have a peaceful date night but Eddie lets Dustin crash the date]

Steve: Why, why, why didn't you just say no?

Eddie: Well, I said no to him coming over yesterday. I couldn't say no twice. I've got this uncontrollable need to please my friends!

Steve:[Half annoyed, Half joking] Fine, but you would not hold up well under torture.

Eddie:[Scoffs] Oh, and you would?

Steve:[Casually walking away] I did.

Eddie: [Shocked] Wait! What the fuck?

[harringroveera]

The Byers’ fight scene just got so much more interesting