#source: chuck

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Yelena: Sorry, Kate Bishop. Didn’t mean to scare you.

Kate: Really? Well then, maybe you shouldn’t be sneaking into my room in the middle of the night.

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: Did you do it?

Jason: Something goes wrong, you blame me! After all these years, where's the trust?!

Bruce:

Jason: ...Yeah, I did it.

[mamaspidershit]

Natasha: Sorry, Peter. Didn’t mean to scare you. Peter: Really? Well then, maybe you shouldn’t be sneaking into my room in the middle of the night.

[daemon-is-perfectly-unhinged]

Otto: Pardon the intrusion...

Daemon: On this moment or my life in general?

[crybabycunt]

(after an argument with Peter)

Peter: Hey, Kate.

Kate: Yelena is right inside. One high-pitched scream from me and she'll go into combat mode.

Peter: (takes a step back) Noted.

[incorrectdevilquotes]

Chloe: Did you do it?

Maze and Lucifer: Something goes wrong, you blame me! After all these years, where's the trust?!

Chloe: ...

Maze and Luifer: ...Yeah, we did it.

[verycorrectslugterraquotes]

Eli: How did you get in here?

Pronto: The air vents, or as like to call it, the “Pronto door.”

[cyber-streak-2]

Miko: Relax, Jack. I think I see a scenario where we can both get out of here with acceptable losses.

Jack: What exactly is your version of acceptable?

Miko: Breaks and punctures, possible loss of limb, no major organ damage.

[spiltinksky]

Seokmin: Did you do it?

Minghao: Something goes wrong, you blame me! After all these years, where's the trust?!

Seokmin:

Minghao: ...Yeah, I did it.

[ladymiraclewings]

Moxxie: How did you get in here? Blitz: Millie’s window or, as I like to call it, the "Blitz Door."

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Bucky: How did you even get in here?

Wade: Peter's window! Or, as I like to call it, "Peter's door"!

Peter: I’m closing the window.

[incorrect-stalag-13]

Schultz: How’d you get in here?

Newkirk: Through your window. Or as I like to call it, “the Newkirk Door.”

[fandomsarefamily1966]

Ringo: Paul's not wrong very often.

George: But he's annoying all the time.

[daemon-is-perfectly-unhinged]

Jon: Relax, Rhaegar. I think I see a scenario where we can both get out of here with acceptable losses.

Rhaegar: What exactly is your version of acceptable?

Jon: Breaks and punctures, possible loss of limb, no major organ damage.

[crybabycunt]

Yelena: I need your help on an important, super dangerous mission.

Kate: Do I get to parachute out of a plane on a wild horse?

Yelena: No, you do not because nobody ever does, that’s…. that’s not a thing, but you do get to wear an ear piece.

Kate: SOLD!

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Bugs: Mind if I give you a little advice? Yosemite Sam: Use the word "care", ah'ma gonna take this here glass, shove it down your throat, and punch you in the stomach so it shatters!