#source: Once Upon A Time

[slashingdisneypasta]

Incorrect Quote

Y/N, climbing out a tower window where they were imprisoned by the Evil Queen: Wh- Hades??

Hades, down below about to burn his way in: Y/N??

Hades: The hell are you doing?? You're- you're depriving me of my dashing rescue, babe.

[daemon-is-perfectly-unhinged]

Rhaegar: A candle? Are you sure it’s really evil?

Jon: We’re Targaryens taken out of their different times and dropped decades before the biggest civil war in Westeros, I’m technically nineteen-years-old and died before coming here, you’re fourteen, and in the span of two weeks we watched two men get murdered, were kidnapped, nearly murdered twice, received ultra dragon eggs, met our father: one of if not THE best swordsman of all time, hatched baby dragons, you were kidnapped AGAIN, and we cannot BURN. But you draw the line at an evil candle?

Rhaegar: Fair enough.

[uncorrectintamed]

Nie Mingjue: [to Jin Guangyao] Should I get you a step stool so you can look me in the eye when you threaten me?

[victoriously-wicked]

THE OZIANS : You’re our only hope!

GLINDA: Then you’re all screwed.

[incorrect-xena-quotes]

Gabrielle: [reading Autolycus’s "Wanted" poster] "For theft, fraud, posturing, in-posturing, gambling, disturbing the peace, and... public nudity"?

Autolycus: In my defense, I was tied to a tree and stripped of my clothes, so that one wasn't really my fault.

[crowfromfoggyforest]

Incorrect Hazbin hotel quote (x ouat)

Niffty: So, Vox... He's pretty powerful. Alastor: Yes, but not as powerful as i am. Husk: Debatable. Alastor: Actually, no, it's not. >:D

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Lily: We need a plan. Marlene: I have one. I still have a fist. Mulciber still has a nose.

[thebearincorrectquotes]

Nat: Have you tried these drinks? They’re supposedly “artismal”, which I think means “strong”!

Sydney: How many has she had?

Carmy: If you can believe it, that’s her first.

[incorrecttwsted]

This is how that scene went, right?

[mysticalarmand]

Nika: Hey.

Damian: Oh, hey, I was just about to call you.

Nika: Can I come in?

Damian: Sure.

Nika: Something smells delicious.

Damian: I was making apple pastry. Did you want some?

Nika: Sure, why not?

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Last Dragonborn: What in Oblivion did I ever do to you?

Alduin: Isn’t it obvious?

Last Dragonborn: *shrugs*

Alduin: You were born.

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Gale: What’s our next stop?

Tav: The Shadow Cursed Lands.

Gale: Really? Why couldn’t it be called something like Sunshine Valley or Rainbow Cove?

[daemon-is-perfectly-unhinged]

Cole, to Jon: Should I get you a step stool so you can look me in the eye when you threaten me?

[terrorquotestm]

Goodsir: Should I get you a step stool, Mr Hickey? So you can look me in the eye when you threaten me?

[victoriously-wicked]

Tori: *slides into the seat next to Jade*

Jade (sulking) : I’m not in the mood for a pep talk, Tori.

Tori: You’re mistaking me for Cat. . . besides, you don’t need a pep talk. You need a drinking buddy.

Tori: Shots?

Jade: . . .

Jade: Sure, why not?

[sapphiretanto]

Batman #138 Fight after Dick found out what Bruce did to Jason

Dick: Bring back Jason to the way he was before!

Bruce: And what?! You’ll win him over with your rainbow kisses and unicorn stickers?!

Dick: Considering your plan failed, at least we can try!