#Disney Villains Incorrect Quote

[slashingdisneypasta]

Incorrect Quote

Y/N, climbing out a tower window where they were imprisoned by the Evil Queen: Wh- Hades??

Hades, down below about to burn his way in: Y/N??

Hades: The hell are you doing?? You're- you're depriving me of my dashing rescue, babe.

[zenzerodomina]

Kristoff: you are just a spoiled brat with daddys money that has never worked for anything in life. you are an arrogant narcissist that expect anything you ask for on a silver plate!

Hans: how dare you say such terrible true things about me?!

[underqualified-human]

Y/N: That's not a hawk, it's obviously a peregrine falcon. Facilier: How can you be so sure? Y/N: One attacked me as a small child. Facilier: Oh... that's- Y/N: It did not win.

[rookieoneil]

Lucy: who’s the scariest Disney villain in a princess film?

Celina: probably Mother Gothel

Tamara: Gaston cause he’s a man, and that’s all you need to know

Celina: oh dang she’s right

[not-wholly-unheroic]

Smee: Okay, Cap’n, I got you a hot water bottle… and some tea… and a nice, soft blanket. Is there anything else that would help you feel better?

Hook: …Can you gently pat me while I make pathetic sounds of distress?

Smee: Of course.

Hook: *incoherent whimpering noises*

Smee: *pats him on the back* Shhhhh… There, there, Cap’n.

Based on this comic.

[sweettjrose]

The Phantom Blot: Rhymes... Is that you? The Rhyming Man, facepalming: Oh no... The Phantom Blot: I never expected to see such a friendly face here. How's my favorite spy? The Rhyming Man: Not today! Go away! The Phantom Blot: What? You don't want to chat? The Rhyming Man: No, Blot. I do not want to chat. I hate you. You're the worst man I've ever met and every day I pray that you get run over by a bus so I don't have to see your stupid face ever again. So why do you take your silly little Halloween costume and GET LOST!!! The Phantom Blot: ... The Rhyming Man: ... The Phantom Blot: ... The Rhyming Man: ... The Phantom Blot: That didn't really rhyme. The Rhyming Man: YOU DON'T GET ONE!!!

[alphagirl404]

Sentinel Prime: It is no concern of mine whether your kind has-What was it again? Every Miner: Um, good treatment... Sentinel Prime: ...HA! You really should've thought of that before you were born COGLESS!

[hannahhook7744]

"YOU FOUGHT HIM WITH A WHAT?!"

-An Auradon Kid to A Villain Kid at some point.

(They sorely underestimate the villain kids' ability to be able to turn anything into a weapon).

[hotwings-incorrect-quotes]

hawks: sooo what are we watching today?

dabi: the lion king

hawks: disney?

dabi: yeah, i wanna watch how simba’s old man dies and he’s better off without him

hawks: okay, sure. so you wanna tell me that you don’t cry on disney movies?

dabi: me? never. birdie please, you know me.

*somewhere in the middle of the lion king movie*

dabi: *mufasa dies and he is curled up in a blanket on hawks’ lap and sobs loudly*

hawks: *stroking dabi’s hair gently* are you ok babe? still not crying?

dabi: *sobbing* yes, why? i told you he’s better of without mufasa, and i’m not crying at all

hawks: *smiling a little bit* of course, softie

dabi: i’m not a softie

hawks: sure you’re not

[newkatzkafe2023]

It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[slashingdisneypasta]

Incorrect Quote

Captain Hook giving you a tour of the House of Villains, giving you some tips as to how to survive here.

Hook: Oh- my dear, did you see that?

Y/N, thinking how maybeee Jafar shouldn't be baiting Hades like he is... : ... Uhm-

Hook: The correct answer is no, no you didn't. Now walk faster.

[zenzerodomina]

*Hans returns to the Southern Isles after frozen 1*

Hans: am I in truble?

Caleb: take a guess

Hans: no?

Caleb: take another guess

[oddsapphic]

Evil Queen: What if it you giving a eulegy for me, what would you say?

Maleficent: Oh, come on-

Evil Queen: No, I'm serious. What would you say?

Maleficent: Well, I guess I'd say you were a lovely, generous person and one of the best partners I've ever had.

Evil Queen: ...Nothing about my looks?

Maleficent: ...I'd say you were one of the prettiest-

Evil Queen: One of?

Maleficent: THE Grim! The prettiest partner.

[feel-the-fire]

Gaston: Are you seriously judging me right now?

Frollo: I’m just impressed you want to suck your own dick this badly.

[memelordotherblog]

Blot: Portis is far more brilliant than Vulter in my opinion.

Rhymes: Oh, do really want to say that about a genius tyrant with war weapons!

Blot: Tell me Rhymes, what genius forget life boats?

Rhymes: You little-

Meanwhile:

Portis: That new submarine of your is impressive.

Vulter: Indeed, and you're new drill is no small freat either, we should go for coffee so time.

[somethingstrangeisherehehe]