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i'd like to formally apologize for my previous posts about fucking clowngirls. there's nothing funny about clown pussy covered in white paint with a red nose on the clit. there's nothing funny about having sex with a person who makes horn honking noises while riding your dick. there's nothing funny about being hit on the balls with a big novelty mallet. this is serious to me.

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ageplay is even better when the little is dominant. like shut the fuck up and get your stupid adult cock out lady or I'm telling someone what you want ♡ I can already see you're hard. stupid.

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Being horny specifically for petplay is so embarrassing like yeah I want you to yank me around on leash and puppy talk at me and give me attention and scritches and jesus just kill me rn

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NEW SOCIAL MEDIA META I M IM JERKING OFF TO YOUR DNI IM READING YOUR DNI AND JERKING OFF TO IT YOU CANT STOP ME

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smoking the weed that makes u an oppai loli

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Yeah we're sister wives. Where's our husband? Oh you misunderstand-

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perfectly normal erotica where everyone is clearly adults with jobs and college degrees and stuff but it opens with a disclaimer that all characters depicted are under the age of 18

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Had a real out of touch mother moment last night when I tried to tease my girl about her pony plush but I called it "pinky pie" instead of "Fluttershy" and got a pretty pouty response that put me in my place

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Thinking about that one old Tumblr soulmate AU where someone has a birthmark where their soulmate is supposed to touch them for the first time and it erupts with colors the first time they do

Thinking about a man with birthmarks all up and down his forearms and hands, after many years of never finding his soulmate, deciding "fuck it, soulmates are a scam, I'm doing my own thing." He finds a woman (probably also thinks soulmates are a scam. Probably met through some sort of "soulmates are a scam" dating website) and gets married to her instead. All is good and they are happy, but he can never shake the feeling that something is missing

Thinking about that man and woman, years down the line, expecting a child. They're happy, they're elated. The man has never felt more excited in his entire life

Thinking about that woman giving birth many months later. The man couldn't make it for the birth, being held up at work and then traffic, swearing his head off at having to miss the birth of his first child

Thinking about the man finally making it to the hospital, his wife asleep after the exhaustion of giving birth. Understandable

Thinking about that man and his child finally being able to meet alone

Thinking about that man noticing dark birthmarks all up and down his child's back. Perhaps their soulmate bumps into them in the future

Thinking about that man scooping up his new pride and joy into his arms

Thinking about that man's eyes going wide as he watches beautiful, vibrant colors spread all over his arms and his new child's back

Thinking about the pit that must grown in that man's stomach as he realizes he's finally found his soulmate

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i'll say it. i'm brave. 300 year old lolis are actually awesome when you're not in denial about it

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going to a party and introducing everyone to your cute little sister and then getting to see everyones confused and horrified facial expressions when you two get drunk and start grinding and making out on the couch >\\<

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i keep thinking about the teenage nobleman groomed by older servantwoman dynamic. I like it when the power dynamic is fucked going both ways.

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umm smushing two tinies against each other like barbie dolls?

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tragic fictional siblings... save me...

tragic fictional siblings

save me tragic fictional siblings

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i wanna flick a shitty little 6” fairy in the stomach until she’s out of breath and pisses herself

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the world needs loli milf now more than ever

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Loser gf who will open her mouth so I can spit my chewing gum into when I'm done with it.