#source : fleabag

[liv45no]

*right before Walburga’s funeral*

Sirius: I don’t know what’s wrong. I just... I look so GOOD!

James: it’s okay, we can sort it out. Just take some of your make up off.

Sirius: I’m not wearing any make up!

James: WHAT?!

Sirius: I don’t know what happened, I just woke up and I looked amazing! And now everyone’s gonna think I got a facial for my mother’s funeral!

Remus, walking in: oh, what the hell, you look incredible.

Sirius: I don’t know what to do with my hair, it just keeps falling in this really chic way!

Lily, walking in: sorry boys, people are starting to arrive. Pads, you don’t have to greet them if you- GOSH, you look GORGEOUS!

[until-i-set-him-free]

Originally (in "Fleabag") this exchange is about not knowing what to do with the love for the person who died, but for BuckTommy it works in general. ❤️

[aotearoa20]

Maedhros: (pacing around the tent) Oh, this is insane

Fingon: (to Hurin) He loves a crisis. Put him in a quiet room with a nice breeze, he’ll have a panic attack

Maedhros: Where in valar-cursed void is Celegorm?!? I need those damned reports!

Maglor: He’s so happy

[mdzs-owns-my-ass-i-guess]

At the monthly MXTX red-and-blacks meeting

Wei Wuxian: i wanna fuck a monk

Luo Binghe: Lan?

Wei Wuxian: yes.

Luo Binghe: a good one.

Wei Wuxian: yes.

Luo Binghe: looks good in the... *gestures indicating the forehead ribbon*

Wei Wuxian: yes

Luo Binghe, sagely: i understand

Hua Cheng: do you want to fuck a monk or do you want to fuck god?

Wei Wuxian: can you fuck god?

Hua Cheng: oh yes

[incorrectdragonage]

Aveline: Maker, I can't wait to be old. Merrill: If it's any consolation, you look older than you are!

[belladonazeppole]

*Hypnos reacting to Thanatos new haircut*

Thanatos: Tell the truth. Hypnos: It's horrendous. Thanatos: It's horrendous. Hypnos: It's modern. Thanatos: Don't lie. Hypnos: I'm not. Thanatos: I look like a pencil. Hypnos: You... *giggles* ...don't look... Thanatos: Don't laugh! Hypnos: It's OK. Thanatos: It's not OK. I'm gonna lose my job. Hypnos: You're not gonna lose your job. It's cool. Thanatos: It's not cool. Hypnos: It's edgy. Thanatos: Oh, fuck off! Hypnos: No, it's chic. Thanatos: It's unsalvageable! Hypnos: Than, it's greek. Thanatos: Really? Hypnos: Yes.

[incorrectrivals]

Taggie: I don't know what to do with it.

Rupert: With what?

Taggie: With all the love I had for Ralphie. I don't know where to put it now.

Rupert: I'll take it. I'm serious. It sounds lovely. I'll have it.

[team-iceflower]

Yang: "How are you? What's going on with you?"

Ruby: "Erm. I met someone!"

Yang: "What? Really? Oh my god, that's amazing! What does she do?"

Ruby: "She's an Heiress."

Yang: [Slowly pinches the bridge of her nose]

[acidicalkalia]

Vox: I love you.

Alastor: It'll pass.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

“I am not a bad guy! I just have a bad personality, it’s not my fault. Some people are born with fucked personalities.”

— Karai, at some point

[roseofithaca]

Crowley: I love you.

Aziraphale: It will pass.

Crowley, on the drive away: Bastard angel fleabagged me!

[aotearoa20]

Maedhros: in the last six months, I've excelled in positive thinking. I take all the negative emotions and just bottle them and bury them, and they never come out.

Fingon: I'm not sure...

Maedhros: I've basically never been better.

[totallycorrectmlp]

Starlight Glimmer: In the last six months, I've excelled. I take all the negative emotions and just bottle them and bury them, and they never come out. Twilight Sparkle: I'm not sure... Starlight Glimmer: I've basically never been better.

[selfship-quotes]

S/I: I wanna fuck a priest.

Platonic F/O: Catholic?

S/I: Yes.

Platonic F/O: A good one?

S/I: Yes.

Platonic F/O: Looks good in the... uhm?

S/I: Mmmm yes.

Platonic F/O: I understand..... do you really want to fuck the priest or do you want to fuck God?

S/I: .... Can you fuck God?

Platonic F/O: Oh yes.

[beatlesdiscord]

Paul: in the last six months, I've excelled. I take all the negative emotions and just bottle them and bury them, and they never come out. Ringo: I'm not sure... Paul: I've basically never been better.

[incorrect-malfoys]

Narcissa: Just thought we were hanging out...just as friends

Bellatrix: We're not friends. We're sisters, go get your own friends