#what did you expect

[hugeegosorry]

Marriage headcanons - James Wilson x Fem!Reader

He cheats on you

You divorce

[alexxuun]

Triknives 🔪🔪🔪

[the-damnable-fool]

"It'S WrEtChEd AnD vIle To CeLeBrAtE sOmEoNe'S dEaTh" Hey. Hey look at me. Listen to me. This guy that died was not some celebrity that said bad things and then got into a car accident. This is not some ex boyfriend of Taylor Swifts that people thought came across as a bit of a douche. This is a person who's choices quite literally shortened the lives of other human beings for the sake of profit. We are not being petty here. That guy was a vile bastard propagating a vile system and pretending otherwise is not the moral high ground you think it is. When a group of people start making healthcare oppressively inaccessible and rig the system so that making legitimate change is next to impossible you cannot be surprised when one of them gets shot. Yes, I agree with you that nobody *deserves* to die, but some people choose to do evil things and make it so that killing them is the only way to make them stop. I'm glad we had this talk.

[sadlynotthevoid]

Okey, but, I feel like og!Cale is the type of person that, if someone tried to make fun of him for a crush, he would be like "ah, yeah, that's true" and openly admit it.

So, og AlbeCale AU where whenever someone tries to mock Cale about liking Alberu or asks him about it, he downright says the truth. Regardless of who is hearing him.

As in, maybe once someone asks if Rok Soo and Cale are dating because they seem close (in part because they're kind of close, and in part because Cale keeps knowing what he is thinking, but they don't know that's just a Cale thing). And Rok Soo is like:

Rok Soo: Nah. This guy's type are baker princes.

Cale: You got it wrong. I don't like any princes who bake, I like Alberu only.

And Alberu, who was drinking tea on the background, suddenly chokes on his cup. Which they notice, of course.

"Oh. Hey, Al. Are you okay?"

—Totally unfazed for having Alberu heard the whole conversation.

He's so shameless about it and it's completely unintentional.

He has no idea of how people treat their crushes normally nor is interested on doing the same. He knows that some people tend to get shy, but a decade purposefully acting as trash killed most of his shame— Well, at least when it is about others' opinions of him—. If he wants to do something, being laughed at is not what's going to stop him.

And what he wants is to say how adorable he thinks Alberu is, so that's what he does.

Rejection? He isn't proposing anything. He doesn't plan on dating or wooing Alberu either. It's not that he wouldn't like it, it's just that it hasn't occurred to him that that's even an option. For him, who had spent years hearing everyone say the worst of him, the idea of someone wanting him by their side is so far away that it has yet to form.

So he keeps making casual comments about how cute Alberu is when he's confused, or "his hair looks so soft, I bet it feels that way too", or "he looks so handsome when he's tricking people. I like it more when he doesn't have to, tho", while everyone else feels embarrased for it. Except Rosalyn, she thinks it's hilarious.

Of course, he's pretty much respectful about it, never crossing the line to sexual harassment. And he would stop if Alberu told him too, but he doesn't. He kinda didn't realize that was an option at the beginning and, at this point, he got used and actually enjoys it a bit (a lot).

Cale: oh, sweets! They're my fifth favorite thing in this cruel world.

Rosalyn, fully knowing what she's doing: what are the other four?

Cale, carefully choicing which cake eat first: Well— *rising a finger per item* my family, animals, Alberu and wine. In that order.

Alberu: *frowns* I'm only third?

Cale, picking a chocolate tart: Mm? I loved animals since before meeting you and, at this point, is a part of myself. The other day I saw a dog and spent two hours squatting at her side without realize. It was not a conscious decision, it was... a soul impulse, let's say.

Alberu, looking at his thighs because damn, that's a lot of time to stay in that position: Oh. Wait, you've also loved wine since before meeting me.

Cale: Yes, but drinking wine is a choice. I can live happily without it. You would be... more difficult to leave.

Alberu: *processing* (that means— can't be happy without me aksjdjsj) "blushes hard*

Rosalyn, looking at Alberu's silly fuming face: (don't laugh don't laugh) Pff—

Cale: cherry pie? *Holds a mini pie in front of Alberu*

The turn tables when Alberu realizes that Cale doesn't have resistaince against genuine compliments. He never takes fake glibbery words seriously, but if someone says the slightliest good thing about him and they mean it, he'll become a mess. He just— doesn't know how to react when someone believes anything good about him.

So, Alberu starts complimenting him seriously— as reprisal, of course ("that's just flirting, nephew. You two are flirting, stop calling it vengeance"). Small but real things, details most people doesn't notice, deeper things that he deserves to hear (because, honestly, someone should tell him how sweet he is. How considerate he is. How much he should be appreciated because he's precious. And it seems Alberu is that someone). It works everytime.

Alberu calls his smile cute once and Cale stops talking. Face red and eyes avoiding everything, he can't pronounce a single word.

He calls him kind after Cale subtly helped a strange for no reason (he's obviously doing it in a way others wouldn't notice unless they knew what to look for. Alberu wonders if this is other "Cale thing"). Cale trips and almost gets discovered. When Alberu looks at his face, he's pouting.

Curiously, he doesn't have the same reaction when he gets called smart. He just smiles a bit and sometimes puffs his chest. Huh. Still adorable, tho.

[shynverlight]

Don't interrupt, they're flirting

You can find me on twi(x) : @shynverlight

[fluentisonus]

less serious post but extremely funny ovid writes a thing called the metamorphoses & people are like 'i can't believe he transformed these myths >:('

[beanghostprincess]

Everyone is so empathetic to the idea of Denji being a victim of sexual assault until he is actually, explicitly, sexually assaulted and suddenly it's disgusting and off-putting and reading csm is wrong.

[dalishious]

I swear to god this character is my perfectly crafted catnip.

[xx3bvvx]

I can't imagine how close the Soos were, to the point both of Soo Hyuk and Jung Soo chose to die instead of Rok soo.

I mean, my own blood related family wouldn't choose to die for me. Humans are selfish, but both Soo Hyuk and Jung Soo chose to die and save Rok Soo. They didn't want the man they considered as their little brother to die, so they chose to die for him.

That's my roman Empire ♡

[red-veril]

Very late but...

R'lyeh Miku 🐙🧜🏻

[dentistpilled]

BONUS

orin SHOULD be celebrating trans visibility day!

[ravenlikesbooks]

[squilfmybeloved]

werewolf!arthur being lonely bcs however much hosea and dutch are pack, they aren't wolves, until they bring home a scrappy, feral pup by the name of john marston (they immediately bond) (older sibling mode: activated to 100)

[imconstantlycrying]

made this nearly a year ago, just a vuzi comp pre ep 7

theres lots of sparkles so flash warning ig

wanted to post it before my tablet kills itself 🫶

the song is estranger by jack stauber

[offwegointothewildblueyonder]

speed running becoming a monk by not only banning myself from all earthly pleasures but from pleasure full stop!! built different baby!!

[shortbreadly]

i gasped, paused the episode and then potentially came. i think that they are. nice