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Marriage headcanons - James Wilson x Fem!Reader
He cheats on you
You divorce
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Triknives 🔪🔪🔪
#they’re bitching#what did you expect#dramatic ass utensils#alexxuun#trigun#trigun fanart#trigun maximum#trigun 98#trigun stampede#millions knives#nai
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"It'S WrEtChEd AnD vIle To CeLeBrAtE sOmEoNe'S dEaTh" Hey. Hey look at me. Listen to me. This guy that died was not some celebrity that said bad things and then got into a car accident. This is not some ex boyfriend of Taylor Swifts that people thought came across as a bit of a douche. This is a person who's choices quite literally shortened the lives of other human beings for the sake of profit. We are not being petty here. That guy was a vile bastard propagating a vile system and pretending otherwise is not the moral high ground you think it is. When a group of people start making healthcare oppressively inaccessible and rig the system so that making legitimate change is next to impossible you cannot be surprised when one of them gets shot. Yes, I agree with you that nobody *deserves* to die, but some people choose to do evil things and make it so that killing them is the only way to make them stop. I'm glad we had this talk.
#brian thompson#united healthcare#they made legal fees and healthcare more expensive than guns and bullets#what did you expect
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less serious post but extremely funny ovid writes a thing called the metamorphoses & people are like 'i can't believe he transformed these myths >:('
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Everyone is so empathetic to the idea of Denji being a victim of sexual assault until he is actually, explicitly, sexually assaulted and suddenly it's disgusting and off-putting and reading csm is wrong.
#what did you expect#like seriously what the fuck did you expect reading csm#it's one hell of a chapter and it gives so much depth to denji's mental health and yoru's intentions#i understand if it makes you uncomfortable and you are so welcome to dropping the manga like nobody's forcing you#but actively complaining about it is so funny because seriously??? out of all mangas??? you say csm is disgusting NOW????#lacking reading comprehension skills i see#chainsaw man#denji hayakawa
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I swear to god this character is my perfectly crafted catnip.
#lucanis dellamorte#dragon age#datv#like i am saying this with zevran as my current icon#what did you expect
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I can't imagine how close the Soos were, to the point both of Soo Hyuk and Jung Soo chose to die instead of Rok soo.
I mean, my own blood related family wouldn't choose to die for me. Humans are selfish, but both Soo Hyuk and Jung Soo chose to die and save Rok Soo. They didn't want the man they considered as their little brother to die, so they chose to die for him.
That's my roman Empire ♡
#angst#it's polysoos ofc it's angst#what did you expect#kim rok soo#lee soo hyuk#choi jung soo#cale#cale henituse#sui khan#tcf#polysoos#the soos
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Very late but...
R'lyeh Miku 🐙🧜🏻
#vocaloid#hatsune miku#miku#vocaloid fanart#lovecraft#cthulhu#honestly#what did you expect#im the weird beauties and eerie creatures artist after all#i swear im doing also a more realistic miku#Etruscan Miku to come
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Okey, but, I feel like og!Cale is the type of person that, if someone tried to make fun of him for a crush, he would be like "ah, yeah, that's true" and openly admit it.
So, og AlbeCale AU where whenever someone tries to mock Cale about liking Alberu or asks him about it, he downright says the truth. Regardless of who is hearing him.
As in, maybe once someone asks if Rok Soo and Cale are dating because they seem close (in part because they're kind of close, and in part because Cale keeps knowing what he is thinking, but they don't know that's just a Cale thing). And Rok Soo is like:
Rok Soo: Nah. This guy's type are baker princes.
Cale: You got it wrong. I don't like any princes who bake, I like Alberu only.
And Alberu, who was drinking tea on the background, suddenly chokes on his cup. Which they notice, of course.
"Oh. Hey, Al. Are you okay?"
—Totally unfazed for having Alberu heard the whole conversation.
He's so shameless about it and it's completely unintentional.
He has no idea of how people treat their crushes normally nor is interested on doing the same. He knows that some people tend to get shy, but a decade purposefully acting as trash killed most of his shame— Well, at least when it is about others' opinions of him—. If he wants to do something, being laughed at is not what's going to stop him.
And what he wants is to say how adorable he thinks Alberu is, so that's what he does.
Rejection? He isn't proposing anything. He doesn't plan on dating or wooing Alberu either. It's not that he wouldn't like it, it's just that it hasn't occurred to him that that's even an option. For him, who had spent years hearing everyone say the worst of him, the idea of someone wanting him by their side is so far away that it has yet to form.
So he keeps making casual comments about how cute Alberu is when he's confused, or "his hair looks so soft, I bet it feels that way too", or "he looks so handsome when he's tricking people. I like it more when he doesn't have to, tho", while everyone else feels embarrased for it. Except Rosalyn, she thinks it's hilarious.
Of course, he's pretty much respectful about it, never crossing the line to sexual harassment. And he would stop if Alberu told him too, but he doesn't. He kinda didn't realize that was an option at the beginning and, at this point, he got used and actually enjoys it a bit (a lot).
Cale: oh, sweets! They're my fifth favorite thing in this cruel world.
Rosalyn, fully knowing what she's doing: what are the other four?
Cale, carefully choicing which cake eat first: Well— *rising a finger per item* my family, animals, Alberu and wine. In that order.
Alberu: *frowns* I'm only third?
Cale, picking a chocolate tart: Mm? I loved animals since before meeting you and, at this point, is a part of myself. The other day I saw a dog and spent two hours squatting at her side without realize. It was not a conscious decision, it was... a soul impulse, let's say.
Alberu, looking at his thighs because damn, that's a lot of time to stay in that position: Oh. Wait, you've also loved wine since before meeting me.
Cale: Yes, but drinking wine is a choice. I can live happily without it. You would be... more difficult to leave.
Alberu: *processing* (that means— can't be happy without me aksjdjsj) "blushes hard*
Rosalyn, looking at Alberu's silly fuming face: (don't laugh don't laugh) Pff—
Cale: cherry pie? *Holds a mini pie in front of Alberu*
The turn tables when Alberu realizes that Cale doesn't have resistaince against genuine compliments. He never takes fake glibbery words seriously, but if someone says the slightliest good thing about him and they mean it, he'll become a mess. He just— doesn't know how to react when someone believes anything good about him.
So, Alberu starts complimenting him seriously— as reprisal, of course ("that's just flirting, nephew. You two are flirting, stop calling it vengeance"). Small but real things, details most people doesn't notice, deeper things that he deserves to hear (because, honestly, someone should tell him how sweet he is. How considerate he is. How much he should be appreciated because he's precious. And it seems Alberu is that someone). It works everytime.
Alberu calls his smile cute once and Cale stops talking. Face red and eyes avoiding everything, he can't pronounce a single word.
He calls him kind after Cale subtly helped a strange for no reason (he's obviously doing it in a way others wouldn't notice unless they knew what to look for. Alberu wonders if this is other "Cale thing"). Cale trips and almost gets discovered. When Alberu looks at his face, he's pouting.
Curiously, he doesn't have the same reaction when he gets called smart. He just smiles a bit and sometimes puffs his chest. Huh. Still adorable, tho.
#original cale henituse#og cale henituse#og!cale henituse#og cale#alberu crossman#kim rok soo#in which cale doesn't understand crushes or dating#he just wants to be honest now he can#and alberu ends up falling for him#rosalyn is laughing in the background and eating popcorn#rok soo wanted to tease cale and couldn't#but now he has a weapon to use against his hyung-nim#the kids are the ones who called og!cale smart#he really is#he's not used to compliments#he spent years hearing the worst about himself#what did you expect#lcf#lcf AU#og albecale#ogcaleberu
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#epic the musical#zeus epic#athena epic#god games#epic the wisdom saga#like. my guy#what did you expect
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Don't interrupt, they're flirting
You can find me on twi(x) : @shynverlight
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i gasped, paused the episode and then potentially came. i think that they are. nice
#you know i’m a sucker for the water demons#i’m literally the (self appointed) ruler of the von eldritch siblings#WHAT DID YOU EXPECT#helluva boss#helluva boss spoilers#helluva boss season two#helluva boss episode seven#helluva boss mammon’s magnificent musical mid-season special#helluva boss glitz and glam
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WHY ARE THERE SO FEW SHŌGUN (Not just romance but any kind) FANFICS!?
Like, the series is incredible, I'm grateful that my stepfather introduced this wonderful series to me, and in my opinion, the main couple is great (and sad, very tragic), but it's scary how I had to struggle to find a Mariko x John fanfic relay (does anyone have a name for this ship? I thought of something related to the sea, but I'm not sure), and with the current four episodes, it is now possible for the fanfic writers's troubled minds to create a fanfic of at least two thousand words, seriously, they deserve it! I can think of possibilities, like, what if it was an alternate universe?
What if Mariko ended up in England for God knows what? I really don't know why I thought this, just that it would be a very sudden role reversal.
What if Toranaga had appointed her to be John's consort? I mean, the moment Buntaro died, a widow was born, in this case, Mariko!
What if she was married to someone other than Buntaro? I wish she wasn't married but knowing ancient Japan as it was...
What if Fuji's husband and baby hadn't died? I mean, damn that scene made me cry, it was a little baby, I wish I could change that.
What if Mariko's father hadn't died? I know we know almost nothing about him at the moment, but moments of reflection.
What if (again, alternate universe) there was magic involved in the story? I mean, it's ancient Japan, this is the perfect time to let your knowledge of Japanese legends run wild!
If John had done something and been able to recognize Mariko in the dim light of their night in their room?
What if Mariko ended up sleeping there and he woke up and confirmed it was her?
What if it took place in the modern world? I don't know about you, but I love fanfics that portray a modern setting, it's really cool, for me, Toranaga would almost end up being a politician!
What if (this one touches on the system of power, hierarchy and structural status of women in ancient Japanese society) Mariko had a higher position and was someone even more trustworthy than Toranaga?
What if John and Mariko had met before (through misfortune or any other factor of fate) and had some relationship? Like in a theater!
I literally developed an entire story from scratch just to make these two have a daughter (her name is Umi — I haven't decided if I'll keep that one yet — she has blue eyes, wavy hair and is completely Japanese, a Mariko's mini copy) and develop a whole material with this chaos! I know that the story is focused on politics, and not on romance, I know, but you can never dream too much and I like it when you know how to keep the fragile line of politics-romance well. I just hope there are more fanfics about them, I need fanfics about them!!
#I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT!#My area is to think about possibilities where couples (mostly who cannot be together) have children so#what did you expect#I still can't believe there are almost no fanfics about them two#I can really imagine parallel worlds where they are together#I'm just too incapable to create them#lady mariko#toda mariko#mariko toda#john blackthorne#anjin san#anjin#anna sawai#cosmo jarvis#shogun#shogun fx#fx shogun#shogun 2024#shōgun fx#shōgun#shōgun 2024#blackthorne x mariko#john x mariko#shogun spoilers
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catra: gives a genocidal tyrant adora’s coordinates so he can track her down
catra when said genocidal tyrant tracks adora down so he could hurt her:
#like girl#what did you expect#spop critical#spop salt#spop#spop discourse#spop criticism#she ra#anti spop#anti catradora#anti c//a#anticatradora#anti catra#meme
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All I’m saying is it’d be very funny if FE3H gave you the option to marry characters without A rank. However, instead of accepting your proposal they just reject you in the cutscene after the final battle.
#it’s mean#but funny#put some effort into relationships#damn#what did you expect#fe3h#fe 16#fire emblem 16#fire emblem#fire emblem three houses
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If this is supposed to be scary you've failed. Bc this looks dope as fuck
#i already decided#co. and mc will frolic around in a glittering gem cave#minus the giant skull#idk why but i immediately thought of shadow!Nia nakéé#too much information?#too bad#why are you even reading this#like come on#what did you expect#honestly#ok stop reading#no#seriously#stop#blades of light and shadow#choices#pixelberry#choices stories you play#playchoices#blades of light and shadow 3
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