Cullen: I had a really great interview at a place called the "Inquisition," so you might be getting a call as a reference.
Varric: You tried to arrest my best friend last month.
Cullen: It would be great if you didn't mention that.
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Viddasala: I have got to admit, you are really frustrating, Inquisitor. What is it going to take to make you scream?
Inquisitor: What, you mean to say Bull never told you? And here I thought you two were close.
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Inquisitor: So red lyrium is alive? What do we do with that information?
Varric: What do you do with any information? You just stuff it deep down inside and keep an eye on it.
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(after recruiting Fenris)
Fenris: Where's your place?
Hawke: You don't have to take me home.
Fenris: I wanted to go the opposite way.
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[at the Warden's funeral]
Leliana: I don’t want anybody else. Nobody rocks my body or my world like Sal.
Zevran: I’d like more people at funerals to give speeches about how they were going to miss the sex.
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Nightmare: You have no real family. You're on the wrong side of 40. You're childless and alone. Somebody close to you said "One more flop and it's over."
Hawke:
Hawke: Somebody said they were close to me?
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Inquisitor: I want to get started. Hawke looks very excited.
Varric: She did say before, "I want to blow the Inquisitor's tiny mind."
Inquisitor:
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(after being trapped in the Fade in the Veilguard prologue)
Solas: (to Varric) Because of YOU, we are trapped in the Fade with no backup--
Rook: I'm backup!
Solas: No! You are a stowaway! The adults are speaking!
They are gonna give peepaw such problems I can tell.
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Aveline: Maker, I can't wait to be old.
Merrill: If it's any consolation, you look older than you are!
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Hawke: Hey, do you have a pair of gloves?
Varric: Unfortunately, no.
Hawke: (digging through wyvern shit) It's okay, I'll take it like a man.
Varric: Unhygenically?
Hawke: Yeah.
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