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(In the Fade after Rook disrupted the ritual) Rook: Can I ask questions? Solas: You may ask me one. Rook: Are you a child of divorce? Solas: ...
#dragon age#dragon age veilguard#dragon age the veilguard#dav#datv#solas#rook#dragon age spoilers#dragon age veilguard spoilers#dav spoilers#veilguard spoilers#source: taskmaster
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Vanessa, sliding Zora a drink: It's all alcoholic, it's all natural.
Zora: So your main selling point is 'It's all alcoholic'?
Vanessa: [winks] Yeah.
#black clover#vanessa enoteca#zora ideale#black clover incorrect quotes#source: taskmaster#vanessa#zora#the black bulls
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2599
Suspicious. (Dialogue from Taskmaster.)
#critical role#critical role cast#taliesin jaffe#sam riegel#incorrect quotes#marks and rec misc#source: taskmaster#vid: critical role cast answers the web's most searched questions#laura bailey#liam o'brien
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Carina: I am a valuable member of this team. I am powerful. I am creative. I am assertive. I am beautiful. I am a sexy badass bitch.
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Elenwen: Why would someone want to hurt Ancano?
Ondolemar: Cause they met him?
#Ondolemar#elenwen#ancano#thalmor embassy#aldmeri dominion#nerevar queue and star#incorrect quotes#incorrect elder scrolls#incorrect skyrim quotes#tes#the elder scrolls#skyrim#the elder scrolls v: skyrim#source: taskmaster
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Dirk: can i ask questions? Todd: you can ask me one Dirk: are you a child of divorce?
#dghda#dirk gently#todd brotzman#brotzly#dirk gently's holistic detective agency#incorrect quotes#source: taskmaster#its so easy to associate tm quotes with dghda#everyone says unhinged shit
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Fitzjames: I tried to engage you in a conversation. Crozier: Never make that mistake again.
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Narcissa: Why would someone want to hurt Bellatrix?
Lucius: Because they met her?
#hp fandom#incorrect harry potter quotes#incorrect malfoys#malfoyfamily#narcissa malfoy#lucius malfoy#bellatrix lestrange#source: taskmaster#bellatrix and lucius are frenemies
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Leshawna: Can I ask you a question?
Heather: You can ask me one.
Leshawna: Are you a child of divorce?
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Steve: I assume you have questions.
Tony: I don’t, but I’ve made several judgements.
#source: taskmaster#steve rogers#steve rogers incorrect quotes#captain america#tony stark#tony stark incorrect quotes#iron man#marvel incorrect quotes#marvel#avengers#avengers incorrect quotes
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Inquisitor: I asked Varric if he could do it for me and he said no. He said he did it for Hawke because Hawke is his better friend. Hawke: Is that true? Varric: It's true, but I didn't say it.
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davey: is race your real name?
race: is any name real, 'david'?
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*during an activity where they have to paint someone*
Charlie: You've got 20 seconds left, Husk.
Husk: *painting Alastor* Ah come on! 20 seconds to give a man a soul?!
#hazbin hotel#incorrect hazbin hotel quotes#incorrect hazbin quotes#hazbin hotel husk#hazbin charlie#charlie morningstar#husk hazbin hotel#alastor hazbin hotel#alastor the radio demon#source: taskmaster
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Tav: Is Shadowheart your real name?
Shadowheart: Is any name real, “Tav?”
#source: taskmaster#baldur's gate#incorrect bhaalspawn quotes#bg3#baldur’s gate 3#baldur’s gate#bg3 tav#bg3 shadowheart#shadowheart
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Andy: I have no musical ability whatsoever, but god I can dance.
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Ward: It’s all about whether you trust me or not.
Simmons: Oh, I don’t!
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