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incorrectquotesfromthelighthouse · 1 day ago

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Solas: Is 'Rook' your real name? Rook: Is any name real, 'Solas'?

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incorrectdragonage · 8 months ago

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(In the Fade after Rook disrupted the ritual) Rook: Can I ask questions? Solas: You may ask me one. Rook: Are you a child of divorce? Solas: ...

#dragon age #dragon age veilguard #dragon age the veilguard #dav #datv #solas #rook #dragon age spoilers #dragon age veilguard spoilers #dav spoilers #veilguard spoilers #source: taskmaster

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incorrect-losers · 2 months ago

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Bill *in jail*: I assume you have questions

Stan: I don’t, but I’ve made several judgments

#losers club #it #it chapter 2 #it stephen king #the losers club #losers club incorrect quotes #bill denbrough #stan uris #stanley uris #stenbrough #source: taskmaster

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the-black-bulls · 4 months ago

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Vanessa, sliding Zora a drink: It's all alcoholic, it's all natural.

Zora: So your main selling point is 'It's all alcoholic'?

Vanessa: [winks] Yeah.

#black clover #vanessa enoteca #zora ideale #black clover incorrect quotes #source: taskmaster #vanessa #zora #the black bulls

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blunderbusstanut · 6 days ago

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Friend B: I mean... There's some sexual tension between you.

Andrew: What's that got to do with it?

Ashley: It's not tension we're very happy.

#tcoaal #the coffin of andy and leyley #incorrect tcoaal quotes #incorrect coffin of andy and leyley quotes #incorrect gravecest quotes #incorrect coffincest quotes #ashley graves #andrew graves #coffincest #gravecest #source: taskmaster

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marksandrec · 2 years ago

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Marks and Rec: Misc #2599

Suspicious. (Dialogue from Taskmaster.)

#critical role #critical role cast #taliesin jaffe #sam riegel #incorrect quotes #marks and rec misc #source: taskmaster #vid: critical role cast answers the web's most searched questions #laura bailey #liam o'brien

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incorrectstation19quotes · 6 months ago

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Carina: I am a valuable member of this team. I am powerful. I am creative. I am assertive. I am beautiful. I am a sexy badass bitch.

#carina deluca #station 19 #incorrect s19 quotes #source: taskmaster

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nerevar-quote-and-star · 2 years ago

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Elenwen: Why would someone want to hurt Ancano?

Ondolemar: Cause they met him?

#Ondolemar #elenwen #ancano #thalmor embassy #aldmeri dominion #nerevar queue and star #incorrect quotes #incorrect elder scrolls #incorrect skyrim quotes #tes #the elder scrolls #skyrim #the elder scrolls v: skyrim #source: taskmaster

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brooklyn-house · 1 month ago

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Rachel: I mean, there's *some* sexual tension between you two. Mr D: What's that got to do with it? simultaneously, Chiron: It's not tension, we're very happy!

#they are so scronkly to me #camp dads #pjo #toa #percy jackson and the olympians #pjato #rachel elizabeth dare #chiron #dionysus #mr d #source: taskmaster #they're taskhusbands to me ok #idk wbat to call this trio #id say camp trio bc. mr d is a diva #so is rachel kinda #and theyre the camp staff or whatever the fuck #🦃

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clockworkcheetah · 1 year ago

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Dirk: can i ask questions? Todd: you can ask me one Dirk: are you a child of divorce?

#dghda #dirk gently #todd brotzman #brotzly #dirk gently's holistic detective agency #incorrect quotes #source: taskmaster #its so easy to associate tm quotes with dghda #everyone says unhinged shit

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terrorquotestm · 11 months ago

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Fitzjames: I tried to engage you in a conversation. Crozier: Never make that mistake again.

#James Fitzjames #Francis Rawdon Moira Crozier #source: taskmaster #incorrect terror quotes #fitzier

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incorrectdragonage · 8 months ago

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Solas: (conducting his ritual) What would you do, Varric? Varric: I'd contact local elves. Then I'd use a different way of working out— Solas: (sarcastic) Oh, the old "different way" method! I didn't think of that!

#i do not want to see discourse in this post please #i make fun of all characters as is my right as a joke blog but sometimes that means solas gets to have a clapback. as a treat #varric tethras #solas #dragon age #dragon age veilguard #dragon age the veilguard #veilguard spoilers #dav spoilers #dragon age spoilers #dragon age veilguard spoilers #source: taskmaster

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incorrect-malfoys · 1 year ago

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Narcissa: Why would someone want to hurt Bellatrix?

Lucius: Because they met her?

#hp fandom #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect malfoys #malfoyfamily #narcissa malfoy #lucius malfoy #bellatrix lestrange #source: taskmaster #bellatrix and lucius are frenemies

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incorrect-gaffers-quotes · 1 year ago

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Leshawna: Can I ask you a question?

Heather: You can ask me one.