clockworkcheetah

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we really gotta turn men into butch lesbians in fandom more often bc holy hell I have to do everything myself around here it's a fucking desert and im parched

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character who is sun-coded but not in the traditional ray-of-sunshine way. character who is sun-coded in the sense that they burn hot and bright and powerful, that they're a raging fury of fire and passion, and that maybe, just maybe, they are destroying themselves as they do so.

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sun-coded ten [x]

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moon-coded martha [x]

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it’s crazy to me that Homestuck has apparently influenced every single piece of media to come out of the mid 2010s and yet I have somehow never played an indie game that attempts to lift any of this sylladex shit for its inventory. there should be 10,000 games out there by now with inventory management systems even HALF as fucked up and evil as “items can only be stored in inventory slots equivalent to their name’s Scrabble score”

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people refuse to understand the concept of "this isn't important to me but i understand why it might be important to other people"

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hey so how would youtube's ai be able to flag channels based on "appearing to be a child" in the first place. how would youtube get that data to train their ai on. how would they get that data without. collecting data on kids. which is something they explicitly. are not allowed to do.

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emotional neglect so bad all three of your kids don't view themselves as a whole human being

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[ID: Two screencaps from Taskmaster. Stevie Martin says plaintively, "I-I'm getting two, aren't I, again?" Greg Davies replies, "I love that you presume it's not one." End ID.]

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"with this remake project, now your favourite game from 15 years ago with strong art direction and style can look like an unreal engine asset flip with ray traced lighting"

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the type of ship i fuck with the most

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housewives were not banging out spirk fanfiction in the 60s for you to be AI generating your fic

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The year is 2025. The public bathroom AI genital scanner has called the police on you while you’re pissing because the AI was trained off of Reddit furry porn and doesn’t recognise human genitalia

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When a song’s a banger but the lyrics hit a little too close to home