#sorta crack lmao

[justaz]

sometime during season 2 merlin realizes how dense camelot is. he’s been accused and even confessed to sorcery multiple times and no one has believed him. even when aredian accused him of sorcery, uther was hesitant to execute him. UTHER was HESITANT to execute him after being accused of SORCERY. merlin gets accused of sorcery bc people think he’s put them under a love spell. he’s gone to arthur at the darkest of times and whispered how he could perform a spell to save everyone and arthur bites back that its not the time for jokes.

merlin realizing how stupid everyone is. he tests it a few times: he gives gwen a bouquet of flowers and tells her he conjured them with magic, she just laughs and thanks him for the flowers, mumbling about how funny and ridiculous he is; he joins the servants in their ranting over their jobs and says that he has a trick up his sleeve to complete his job…magic!! they ohh and ahh sarcastically and mutter how much easier their jobs would be if any of them actually could do magic; he tells leon straight up that he’s planning on killing uther with magic, leon just laughs, pats his back, and wishes him luck.

the whole city is so fucking stupid!!! merlin tests his luck further and blatantly commits acts of magic in front of people and they’re just like “:o how odd…oh well” and go about their day. someone comments on merlin’s eyes going gold and he’s just like “mmmmyeah my eyes just do that in the sun sometimes” and NO ONE questions it. he notices how people go out of their way to help him and they slip him things for free or just as gifts. he notices how much he gets away with with arthur and morgana and even uther. merlin spills a bit of wine and uther goes “i will never understand why my son insists on keeping you around” and merlin smirks and goes “i put a spell on him” and uther throws his head back in laughter

merlin doesn’t perform obvious acts of magic, he doesn’t yell out in the old tongue in front of anyone or whatever, but he gets away with magic so much and he knows that no one will ever truly suspect him or accuse him anymore (and if he is accused then it wont go anywhere, uther will just roll his eyes and wave away the accusation) so he just stops giving a fuck. he ends up helping morgana with her magic and is like “yeah this kingdom is so fucking stupid i wouldn’t even worry about it girl”

[duskwingmoth]

Honestly this is still probably my magnum opus

[jackyandjackster]

The story will be very confusing because it's just a story smushed by my thoughts.

*Many of the bosses were killed by the fallen human, in the end Both Asgore and the human died. The souls were gone and the barrier wasn't broken, Toriel became the queen and Sans had to be in charge as a royal scientist since Alphys and Mettaton were also killed by the human. Papyrus became a royal guard and mostly helo to keep the monster's hopes up and often visit the Queen. While Toriel checked the ruins a few corpses of rotting humans were found but their souls were already far gone,she was horrified but quickly buried them and payed her respects to the humans. Soon Toriel got dies from sickness as those dead humans contain an unknown virus, Sans quickly had to find a cure as Papyrus , Undyne and many monsters also grew sick, Sans successful makes a cure but all was too late, Papyrus dies and so does Undyne and some of the dogs and monsters. Still he doesn't give up, experimenting with the determination soul, Sans did something to himself but couldn't tell what, what's more important is that he grew stronger and even though feeling hopeless his ho didn't drop. Sans had to manage many things, fixing the core, breaking the barrier, finding a way out. Years past, Sans barely holding onto his sanity. MK always visits sans as there's no one else who could, Flowey used to but not anymore, MK would always bring Sans food from grillby's since he seem to forget to eat most of the time, MK and the monsters left believe in Sans is very much grateful for holding on despite their hopeless situation. The Core was at it's brink, MK and Grillby knew that and the other monster's too have an inkling idea that the Core would soon give up, after all Sans has to do many things, with an unstable soul and mentality he sometimes forget about the CORE but the other's had stopped reminding him as they already gave up on it, they know Sans is up to something much more important than the CORE and that's all he needs to focus on. After years Sans finally gets the machine to work, he celebrates, MK comes in to give sans his daily lunch, he looked a bit sad but still smiled and cheers with him to not ruin the mood. Sans annoynces this to the monsters, about running away to another alter universe. The remaining monsters, which is barely anyone left looked at themselves, they wanted Sans to go *alone*, they were all already hopeless, and doubts they would feel any hope in another universe, what if the universe were as bad as theirs? or worse? they looked skeptical and refuse to join Sans. MK and Grillby tells him that he should go alone, that he deserves it, the only reason why monster kind continued to believe in him is because of his unwavering determination and perseverance to continue, despite most already 'falling down' in hp they wait patiently, so Sans wouldn't feel so lonely. They would feel guilty if they all dust, leaving him all alone. Sans tries his best to convince them but none would want to join him, they already gave up a long time ago and they would like their misery to end. Sans breaks down completely in his lab, Upon passing out, MK drags Sans' to the portal hoping for his survival and hoping that he'll live happily away from their home, MK does this as he knows Sans wouldn't leave all by himself.

(this fic can be used as inspiration or continue it as long as y'all ask for perm idc if I'm credited or not. I beg for forgiveness for my horrible English.)

[ohbo-ohno]

Your writing is so good and if I could Eat your day 15 of kinktober I would

Thank you so much!!!!! I actually didn’t even read through it the whole way before posting it, so I’m really glad to see that people are enjoying it!!

[kuraikyu]

[the-rogue-mockingjay]

In amber light she mourned, Aymeric getting stabbed, and Apocalypse state of mind!

Answered abt apocalypse state of mind [here] ! As for the other two, ehehheehe >:))))

In amber light she mourned is set maybe 24hrs after The Royal Menagerie and it's Aymeric tracking O'ravi down to check in with her. She's...a mess. The things Zenos said to her really did a number on her and he sort of plants the seed in her mind that she's actually a monster at her core, same as he is. Which....Aymeric has Thoughts(TM) about lol. The title is a nod to one of Stormblood's recurring phrases, In Crimson It Began.

"Aymeric got stabbed rip in pieces bro" is about Aymeric and one of my non-WoL OCs, Marielle, a childhood friend of his. It's set soon after that one guy tries to kill Aymeric, and Marielle drops by to check on/bully him. Snippet:

The frame of Aymeric’s bed creaked as a new weight settled on it, rousing him from an uneasy sleep. He cracked one eye open and found an old friend seated beside him, prim as you please, her smile lacking its usual sharpness. An ebony pipe dangled from her fingers, not yet lit. He nudged her hand as far away as possible. “Word on the street is that the lord commander got shanked while passing through Foundation," she said. "Shocking, isn’t it? I choked on my beer when I heard.” “Marielle. The chirurgeons would be quite cross if they knew you were here.” “Then it’s a good thing they don’t.” She clicked her tongue, rifling through her pockets for a match. “How bad is it?” “Naught that won’t heal in time—but surely you didn’t trouble me just for that.” “Well of course. I wouldn’t dream of wasting the lord commander’s time, especially not after he’s danced so close to death."

[doefated]

Jonathan: can combat hand to hand, has bo-staff skills and can realm jump at will with portals.

Also Jonathan when a dog is about to kick his ass for invading:

"Nice... doggy...?" yeah he ain't survivin'.

[prettybloodandribcages]

My brain, thinking, gendering: Hmmm, hey- do you think

Me, fucking immediately, beating this bastard back with a goddamned mop: GET. THE FUCK. BACK- AWAY!!! NOT THE DAMN TIME. WAIT TILL WE'RE LIVING ON OUR OWN. I AM NOT DEALING WITH YOUR BITCH ASS WHILE DEALING WITH *waves to family and life and school and social life* ALL THIS FUCKERY

Gendering thoughts: but-

Me, shoving it back and deep into the Narnia closet: AT LEAST ANOTHET 5 YEARS, FUCKER.

Thoughts: :[

[anaalnathrakhs]

i WILL show up to the trial day for the preparatory class tomorrow no matter how much i dont want to and after that i guarantee NOTHING

[thecherrygod]

I can't sleep

[change-the-rules]

anyone ever get like that random snippet of dialogue or something that comes outta fucking nowhere and just haunts ya? yea that is why this

sorry?

okay so hear me out nana rose and nana topaz star crossed lovers, doomed by the same stars cheryl and toni's fate is written in

theirs is a tumultuous affair, is what nana rose blossom, in her old age would say apropos of nothing, elaborating nothing

IF any sort of affair HAD taken place nana topaz would say nothing, Ever, sweetwater river more like the nile

It's hate Before first sight, inherited loathing

It's hate At first sight too but then well there's that saying the opposite of love isn't hate it's indifference?

and one thing they never are is indifferent

enemies to lovers doesn’t quite do them justice, had They met at the drag race or transfer day at riverdale high instead of toni and cheryl there would have been actual bloodshed

so it's strange then when they do actually meet for the first time on the banks of sweetwater river, with no witnesses for miles, there's not much of an altercation to be had

topaz knows who she's looking at immediately, any riverdalian would, the blossoms rule riverdale as if they were royalty, of course even if that weren't the case topaz would still know, the surviving Uktena don't have the luxury of forgetting even if the rest of the town willingly has

blossom only knows what she's looking at, southside trash

beautiful, captivating and utterly beneath her

she says as much and topaz spits at her

roseanne blossom takes in the flinty eyes filled with disdain, top lip curled in disgust, muscles coiled with a deep seated rage

electricity crackles between them

and roseanne blossom finds herself wanting

she always has taken the greatest shine to the things she can't have

and then she takes them anyway

topaz is too busy trying to ignore any whisper of chemistry, appalled at even the notion of harboring any inkling of non negative feeling toward a blossom to notice the look in the other woman's eyes

she promises herself it'll be fine, she'll stick to her own side of the tracks and go back to hating the blossoms in peace and anonymity

but the universe must have it's soulmate wires crossed because it keeps throwing.them.together

they went years without ever once running into each other, the town divide seemingly immutable and now they're colliding in the hospital and bumping into each other at pop's, topaz picks up a catering gig and blossom is attending, the woods several times while topaz is stewarding the land and blossom is being a little bit magical and a lotta bit shady, the sheriff's station,the drive in, the library

the bloodshed does come eventually it's a sunny afternoon when a brawl between northsiders and southsiders breaks out in pickens park

topaz and blossom waste no time honing in on each other, a kiss with a fist is better then none

someone bumps her from behind and topaz's knuckles glance off blossoms cheek instead of breaking her nose

roseanne pounces, tackling topaz to the ground in a way topaz never expected from the proper lady and grudgingly has to respect

they're grappling for the upper hand for what feels like forever, relentless, frenzied, when topaz feels herself hauled off and thrown a good distance away

she loses her adversary in the chaos until a police whistle cuts through the air and everyone scatters

she's almost home free when she looks back and sees roseanne still on the ground not moving, covered in so much blood

every instinct tells her to keep running

but toni came by her compassion honestly and her nana couldn't very well leave a girl with glass from a broken bottle sticking out of her fucking eye even if that girl were a blossom

so she doubles back, hauling the taller girl with her but she's a serpent and she's got a gruesomely injured blossom with her it's understandable self preservation that has her dumping the other woman at the hospital entrance and fleeing

when roseanne turns up at her doorstep over a week later with an eye patch and seemingly on a mission

topaz lets her in

it is a shock to see A Blossom on the southside and yet weirdly topaz can't say she's surprised to see rose

they fuck on nearly every surface of the trailer except the bed

topaz tells her to never come back again, that it can never happen again

she doesn't but it does

it's hate fucking until it's not

roseanne blossom steals topaz's heart without a care for the fallout, a true descendant of her ancestors in spirit not just name

all or nothing love, pure adoration or distilled hate? it predated clifford and penelope and even rose for that matter ingrained in the blossom DNA long before it fucked cheryl up

and toni isn't the only topaz to ever get caught in that crossfire, her nana payed the price first

graduation rolls around and roseanne leaves riverdale for highsmith and then a husband, children and wrought iron fences

she never looks back

and topaz is left to pick up her own pieces. responsible for such atrocity topaz never imagined the blossoms could inspire more hatred in her than she already harbored

oh how wrong she was, she vows to never betray her own instincts again and never wavers in that conviction

fast foward to a post comet/no 50's timeline where toni and cheryl have found their way back to each other

there's a party, anthony's birthday maybe or a the town didn't get flattened celebration

and the first time nana topaz and nana rose are in a room together with choni, toni's brain short circuits

she just *knows* doesn't believe it or doesn't want to but *knows*

just takes one look at the 2 of them glaring at each other, well nana topaz is glaring nana blossom is just vibing as usual and toni is literally just like "what the Actual FUCK"

cheryl does not pick up on any of this so when toni wheels around on her nana like "no, absolutely not, are you Fucking kidding me?"

cheryl is Not prepared to receive the cursed knowledge about to be dropped on her. after the vast quantity of literal and metaphorical skeletons alike she's found in the closet and the mines and kept in her bedroom she figured nothing any of the blossoms have done could surprise her anymore

she's wrong

they're starting to attract an audience

cheryl's hand painting soothing patterns along toni's back and arms is not enough to keep toni from exploding like

"do not tell me the actual reason i missed out on almost a decade with the love of my life is because a blossom broke your heart, like what 50 years ago?'

that's the dialogue that appeared unbidden and caused all this btw

and of course it's so much more complicated than that but the broken heart was certainly not a nonfactor, toni is livid and nana topaz is defensive but not actually copping to anything

meanwhile cheryl has turned on nana rose but she only manages a scandalized and damn near supersonic "nana?!"

who's naturally like '"ah yes it was a shame really your grandfather was nowhere near as good in the boudoir"

which is probably when toni has to physically restrain her nana from throwing hands

and half the town is just witnessing this latest drama unfurl like cool cool cool cool rivedale is still riverdaling

let's drink

[illusioncanthurtme--art]

BABY FACE BABY FACE!!!!!!!! KSDJDHG LFFKL WHY IS HE SUCH A CUTIE PATOOTIE

embarrassingly long ramble and wintersberg drawing below the cut:

lmao, I finished the GG playthrough of re8 the other day and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

anyway yeah. Don't even know what to write about it cuz it sorta overtook me with no warning, and idk shit about resident evil but here we are.

I read mushrooms and magnets on ao3, i did the frowned upon thing and went straight to most kodo-ed (i KNOW it's wrong but i didn't feel like searching!! I just wanted to Read. If I stick around any longer I WILL read other things too), and I feel like that's probably a rite of passage in the ethan/heisenberg wing of this fandom. Blasted through it in like 3 days. Anyway, like, 3 quarters through it I realized I never took it upon myself to see what ethan looks like? I just assumed he had Typical White Guy Face, which yeah, he does, but after an image search.... I never realized he had such a baby face skjdgf sksjfh PRETTY BOY PRETTY BOY

So then I drew him. And I drew heisenberg too, although I need more practice with him. Plus I think I got gassed out for the night, after drawing ethan. it's really hot and it can be hard to remember how to draw for fun after doing so many commissions.

One of my go to drawing visions is one character in profile, and the other character all up in their face in a pseudo profile, 3/4, tilted angle. And idk why I keep doing that, because I fuck it up at least half the time. Ethan looks good here, heisenberg does Not. I need better references of him. Seriously, if someone has a karl heisenberg folder on their phone with a crap ton of pictures of his face from different angles, PLEASE send me some. I need a clear one of him in profile. All the ones on google have his face obscured by his hat, glasses, both, and he's always in dark lighting. Ironic that the one who's face you never see has better reference pictures.

Kinda considering doing a GG animated for the moment where ethan's like "I just want to fix my daughter!" and arin (as heisenberg) says "uh, she's in four pieces," because it cracked me up so damn hard. His voice is so dumb. I love him.

This came outta nowhere but hahaha oh well, my interests change on the wings of the wind (wings of the wind = what the grumps are uploading)

[glitch-e-stardust]

...yoink. (yoink it too if you want)

1. Do this uquiz

2. Do this picrew.

3. Tag people.

@mxlilly @circus-of-horror @yourleastfavoriteguyinthechair @microsoupmouse @the-firefly-jar-system @cdcouncil

[flowafairy]

TONIGHT, GO CRAZY !

★ postscript. what i imagine the bllk men to be like at a christmas party. ★ feat. kaiser, rin, reo, nagi, sae, barou, bachira, shidou, isagi, otoya, karasu, aiku ★ contents. crack mostly, not really x reader LMAO

note. hello. i just wanna start this off by saying i am so so sorry for how late and rushed this is 😵‍💫. i scrapped my other multi cause the idea was sorta dumb and i didn’t know how to write it but.. merry ( late ) christmas and happy new year! hope you enjoy this silly little late gift <3

★ KAISER : WHO INVITED THE GRINCH BRUH..

absolutely does not want to be here, was forced to come because it was his birthday.. not that he actually cares about that. he probably got the most gifts, sent everyone like $1 as a return gift with a proud smirk—“money for the peasants, i guess.” his ass ate all of the cookies and would smack anyone who dared touch him.. ptsd ig 💙

★ RIN : PARTY LONER

not very fond of christmas after his brother dropped the bomb on him that he does not give 2 fucks about him. probably that one loner in the party who stays in the room upstairs. secretly wore a pendant that sae gave him on the last birthday they celebrated together, the picture being rin holding up sae’s trophy with a fond look on his face. christmas makes his heart ache with both nostalgia and sorrow.

★ REO : RICH AUNT

the rich aunt uncle, this motherfucker gifted every single person at the party something well over $1000, and the worst part is he knew exactly what to give everyone too. would brush it off with a “oh, its nothing. just spare change.” .. rich ass. screams in joy when someone gifts him something back, could be a $2 teddy bear and suddenly you’re opening your phone to ‘reo mikage has sent you $3000’.

★ NAGI : LONER #2

also forced to show up like kaiser. parties were never nagi’s thing, he’d much rather stay at home and play video games all day. it took a little bit of convincing ( and a lot of whining ) but he agreed to come if he could bring his phone. does not participate in anything, just lounges in the corner with the occasional damn it when he loses.

★ SAE : THE FUCKS A RETURN GIFT?

he came, with no gifts at all. according to him he expected everyone to be giving him gifts and not expecting anything in return.. i mean, his parents never asked him for a present back so could you blame him? yeah.. you kinda could. i could see him trying to make everything about soccer, imagine this: you’re unboxing your present and you get something like a new pan, and suddenly this bitch speaks up like. “shame its not a soccer ball.. this is why you suck.” someone tape his mouth now.

★ BAROU : PARTY HOST

helped hosting the party, cleaned the house spotless! he also probably cooked 70% of the food, thats what growing with sisters gets you :b. doubled as a security guard of sorts outside the house. except he didn’t ask for identification, he’d yell at you to take your dang shoes off before you walk in. spill anything on the floor? he is coming for you and your entire bloodline.. just kidding!

★ BACHIRA : “SANTA’S REAL..”

unironically believes santa is real, please help this man. to this date he still puts cookies and milk on the table. his mother used to eat them and keep a couple of presents under the tree, thinking he’ll eventually realise santa isn’t real.. which he didn’t. so when the presents suddenly stopped coming and no one ate the cookies, he thought he was on the naughty list forever and sobbed about it for 20 minutes.. poor guy. his heart shattered when isagi held his hand and told him santa isn’t real—he was only trying to help, he swears!

★ SHIDOU : “BRO YOU WEREN’T INVITED???”

shidou is the complete contrast from bachira. does not believe santa is real and crashes the party ( he was not invited. ) yells at children that santa isn’t real and started a tomato war at the party when someone threw a tomato at him and yelled booo! … thankfully, he was later kicked out.

★ ISAGI : SANTA.. NOT REALLY!

epitome of santa, the opposite of kaiser. made hand-made gifts for everyone.. well, almost everyone. ( did not bring one for kaiser <3 ) he had a mini concert at the party, singing his heart out until someone kaiser burst out laughing and started mocking his singing.. things got a little heated from there! lets just say the title of santa was taken away from isagi the moment his ass opened his mouth 💔

★ OTOYA : “WHERE THE HOES AT”

came for the hoes cause he was told there would be a bunch of hotties at the party, which there wasn’t.. but thats okay, he swings both ways! assaulted chigiri with his ninja moves until he got bored, probably pulled up a 10 slide presentation on why he should introduce him to his sister and that he’s got ‘the experience’.. yeah, he got slapped in the face.

★ KARASU : HO ACT LIKE HE A JUDGE..

everybody hates him. constantly judging literally everything.. “these cookies ‘r mediocre at best..” “i could gift ya somethin’ better cutie.” “damn, these decorations lame as hell.” you get the point. starts pouting like a man-child when isagi tells him to shut the hell up, he knows he deserves it but he just can’t help the lil itch in his brain to judge everything okay! ( he just like me fr.. red flag moment 💔 )

★ AIKU : HOES BEFORE BROS

cool unc of the party, drinks are on him alright. i can imagine him grabbing a random sharpie he found on a desk and suddenly giving out tattoo’s for a dollar, broke ass. works pretty efficiently until he’s being labelled a scammer when the tattoo turns out to look like dog shit.. cut him some slack, he’s no artist! leaves the party early when one of his hoes text him to come over.. ima slap the shit out of him n eita 💕

[tryingtofindava]

Can we have some more Kate the chaser pls 🧎‍♀️‍➡️🧎‍♀️‍➡️

── 𝐃𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐊𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬

a/n: I didn’t know what u meant by more Kate lmao so I did this LOLZ

: ̗̀➛Back to Source

I feel like Kate wouldn’t date just anyone (especially men… ), she’d probably prefer to date she’s close with and have known for a rlly long time (Like I headcanon her and Lauren used to have a thing going on before the incident, and they were close to the point where she caught feelings).

So you guys would’ve have to be close before she considered you as a romantic interest hehe.

I headcanon Kate is nonverbal, she’s not mute, but she only talks sometimes, and when she does her voice is raspy and low, the amount of coal she breathes in from the mines doesn’t help either.

So if you two date you’d have to be the talker of the relationship lolz she’d rather you talk and she tunes in, yapper x listener fr fr.

She’s funny with affection, especially physical touch.. She’s sorta like a cat, she’ll let you touch her for a little while before she gets pissy and shrugs you off.

Lowkey kinda feral, will bite you but lovingly (probably) <3

She has some shitty wire earbuds that are in all the time, she might pop one out and give it to you so you can listen to music together, because she feels that’s romantic.

She’d take song recommendations from you, and secretly build a playlist filled with your favourite songs, and put it on when you share earbuds even if she had a different taste of music.

She’s always alert, always looking around at her surroundings. She knows he’s out there, she knows he’s always watching, the operator keeps tabs on all his proxies at all times.

So if you guys have a strong bond she might relax a little, she’s not as on guard.

Stares at you lovingly, it’s honestly a little creepy how much she just watches you, seemingly unblinking.

You get up to do something? Eyes immediately on you like a hawk.

Sleeping? You can never shake off that feeling that someone’s watching you. But dw!! It’s just Kate!! She’s watching over you…

You’d be surprised how many times you’ve woken up to her just… looming over you.

Takes a lot of time before she takes the mask off around you, sure you’ve seen parts of her features through the cracks in the mask, you’ve seen her lips, her eye bags and her eyes.

But that was only with the anonymous shadow the mask would cast on her face.

When she took it off for the first time around you, she didn’t even mean for you to see her face.

It was just irritating her skin, so she took it off and dozed off in your bed. It would be fine, she would wake up before you returned. But she didn’t and you walked in your bedroom to see her laying there sleeping peacefully, her face in full display.

She panics honestly when she senses you, and throws it on immediately, but after that you notice she takes it off more regularly afterwards.

She probably has taken you to her mine, it was in no condition for her to be sleeping in, no person should have to spend their days and nights down here until their next mission. Even if she had inhuman abilities like all proxies gain.

So you’ll pack up her stuff and take her home. Takes awhile for her to settle, sure she’s been in your house plenty times before, but that’s only for small visits and for more peaceful naps.

If she notices a change in your demeanour, perhaps the slender sickness spreading to you too, she’d be on edge and blame herself.

She knew the consequences of dating a normal human, but she ignored them. And now she’s let it spread to you.

Suddenly she’s more touchy than she was before, she’ll just cuddle up to you when you’re watching TV on the couch.

If you’re in bed she’ll lay between you legs, arms around your waist as she lays her head on your chest.

More affectionate overall with the guilt of knowing she’s led the operator right to you.

She’ll start stealing Tim’s medicine for you, crushing it up and slipping it into your meals to prolong what’s coming. She’s doing it for you, she’s not ready to give you the whole truth yet.

[bloodyinkandquill]

Scythe x Reader semi toxic yuri/canon accurate

if you keep talking that blah blah blah blah💃🕺💃🕺 kesha fucks hard her music is amazing, anyways toxic yuri😍 ok wait a minute note to self please finish this before bed, ok onto tumblr i go for some reason im thinking of banhammer self ship rn so im reading other people’s works on him rq to fulfill my own wants lmao

had a awful mental breakdown, skipped classes, couldn’t sleep until 5:30, didn’t work on this, i’ll work on it next lemme do something else idk man just need motivation

5 days later i think, i dunno man i just need to get this done ok let’s do this, this will probably just be general dating hcs ill be so real not that i won’t write her with a male reader but i hc her as lesbian *shrug*

- ‘She’s the most wanted demon in the Inpherno!’ pretttyy lady… your friends may not understand but it doesn’t really bother you, you love her and that’s all that matters

- Scythe has an almost flirtatious demeanor to her but when it comes to you that’s cranked up to 11, she loves teasing and flustering you, even simple things she changes into an opportunity to flirt, causal conversation where you look away for a moment? You bet your ass she’s grgabbing your face and forcing you to look at her, and with that she sometimes blows cigarette smoke in your face, it’s so attractive but gods it makes you cough, it’s worth it though for her

- She adores dancing with you, sometimes it’s slow and intimate music at home while other times you’re at a saloon absolutely boogie-ing it down, if you didn’t know how to dance you bet your ass she taught you, she’d make fun of you tripping or messing up but it never was that serious just more so playful banter

- Lightly suggestive but she would so slap your ass as you walked by, it doesn’t matter who’s nearby or where your at, she will fully go for it, and then either carry on like nothing happened or crack up, never in between

- She robs bars on occasion and gets the best most fancy and expensive wines to share with you, telling you all about her latest ‘job’ as you sip on wine you’re pretty sure is worth more bux then you’ve ever owned in your life combined, sometimes she has little trays of finger foods with it like bread with cheeses but usually it’s just a table with the two of you drinking the wine as you admire her

- Scythe very much enjoys going into detail about her work with you, from the regular paper work, to offerings, to her kills, if you’re squeamish it’s not your lucky day that incentives her to describe them even more graphically, but if you fully support her and listen intently when she talks about them she’s not as graphic but loves the look in your eye and you listen to her ramble about her ‘assignments’

- Sorry but if you’re going to date her you had to join the Church of the TRUE EYE, let’s be so for real here if she’s legit dating someone they have to be in the church, she said it’s your choice but you knew it wasn’t, if you wants to be with her you had to join, she hooked you up good, a word to the father here, great accommodations there, she was very pleased once you agreed

- Pampers you in a sorta macabre way, brings you the most fancy and beautiful jewelry she got from someone she killed, takes you on a fancy dinner she doesn’t pay for by threatening everyone to kill the entire building, gives you bouquets she made from flowers that reminded her of the colors of her favorite horns she has framed on her walls, once she tried to gift you a pair of horns she thought were very beautiful, you puked, she didn’t try that again

- Her love language is words of affirmation and gift giving, constantly using pet names to compliment you, and we’ve already discussed the gifting

- With the pet names she obviously calls you darling with her hot ass southern accent, she also calls you thinks like hot and sexy, wouldn’t put it past her to call you hot tits I’ll be so real right now, if she did you’d give her the most disappointed look ever and she just doubles over in laughter

- Scythe’s dates are usually really fancy dinners or saloons, quite different but you don’t mind since she’s usually a lot sweeter on your dates, more lovey at fancy restaurants and more protective and touchy at saloons, speaking of no one could lay a finger on you or she will cut that finger off and feed it to them, she can and will murder anyone she views as trying to flirt with you or harass you, it’s sweet in a very messed up way

- Not really a hand hold-y person but she touches you in other ways, an arm around your waist, hand under your chin, leaving lipstick all over your face and neck, it’s usually more intimate touches, maybe if she’s feeling a bit more adventurous that day she’ll use her sharp ass claws to draw a small amount of blood, she just loves the surprised slightly pained face you make

ok finally got this done let’s get this posted i’ll probably head to bed after this, do the firebrand request and do a self indulgent thing of windforce then open back up requests! WILD LIFE SCDIDHKFHSJ (life series, any fans of the life series who read this talk to me please i’m going insane)