#sorta crack lmao

[justaz]

sometime during season 2 merlin realizes how dense camelot is. he’s been accused and even confessed to sorcery multiple times and no one has believed him. even when aredian accused him of sorcery, uther was hesitant to execute him. UTHER was HESITANT to execute him after being accused of SORCERY. merlin gets accused of sorcery bc people think he’s put them under a love spell. he’s gone to arthur at the darkest of times and whispered how he could perform a spell to save everyone and arthur bites back that its not the time for jokes.

merlin realizing how stupid everyone is. he tests it a few times: he gives gwen a bouquet of flowers and tells her he conjured them with magic, she just laughs and thanks him for the flowers, mumbling about how funny and ridiculous he is; he joins the servants in their ranting over their jobs and says that he has a trick up his sleeve to complete his job…magic!! they ohh and ahh sarcastically and mutter how much easier their jobs would be if any of them actually could do magic; he tells leon straight up that he’s planning on killing uther with magic, leon just laughs, pats his back, and wishes him luck.

the whole city is so fucking stupid!!! merlin tests his luck further and blatantly commits acts of magic in front of people and they’re just like “:o how odd…oh well” and go about their day. someone comments on merlin’s eyes going gold and he’s just like “mmmmyeah my eyes just do that in the sun sometimes” and NO ONE questions it. he notices how people go out of their way to help him and they slip him things for free or just as gifts. he notices how much he gets away with with arthur and morgana and even uther. merlin spills a bit of wine and uther goes “i will never understand why my son insists on keeping you around” and merlin smirks and goes “i put a spell on him” and uther throws his head back in laughter

merlin doesn’t perform obvious acts of magic, he doesn’t yell out in the old tongue in front of anyone or whatever, but he gets away with magic so much and he knows that no one will ever truly suspect him or accuse him anymore (and if he is accused then it wont go anywhere, uther will just roll his eyes and wave away the accusation) so he just stops giving a fuck. he ends up helping morgana with her magic and is like “yeah this kingdom is so fucking stupid i wouldn’t even worry about it girl”

[duskwingmoth]

Honestly this is still probably my magnum opus

[jackyandjackster]

The story will be very confusing because it's just a story smushed by my thoughts.

*Many of the bosses were killed by the fallen human, in the end Both Asgore and the human died. The souls were gone and the barrier wasn't broken, Toriel became the queen and Sans had to be in charge as a royal scientist since Alphys and Mettaton were also killed by the human. Papyrus became a royal guard and mostly helo to keep the monster's hopes up and often visit the Queen. While Toriel checked the ruins a few corpses of rotting humans were found but their souls were already far gone,she was horrified but quickly buried them and payed her respects to the humans. Soon Toriel got dies from sickness as those dead humans contain an unknown virus, Sans quickly had to find a cure as Papyrus , Undyne and many monsters also grew sick, Sans successful makes a cure but all was too late, Papyrus dies and so does Undyne and some of the dogs and monsters. Still he doesn't give up, experimenting with the determination soul, Sans did something to himself but couldn't tell what, what's more important is that he grew stronger and even though feeling hopeless his ho didn't drop. Sans had to manage many things, fixing the core, breaking the barrier, finding a way out. Years past, Sans barely holding onto his sanity. MK always visits sans as there's no one else who could, Flowey used to but not anymore, MK would always bring Sans food from grillby's since he seem to forget to eat most of the time, MK and the monsters left believe in Sans is very much grateful for holding on despite their hopeless situation. The Core was at it's brink, MK and Grillby knew that and the other monster's too have an inkling idea that the Core would soon give up, after all Sans has to do many things, with an unstable soul and mentality he sometimes forget about the CORE but the other's had stopped reminding him as they already gave up on it, they know Sans is up to something much more important than the CORE and that's all he needs to focus on. After years Sans finally gets the machine to work, he celebrates, MK comes in to give sans his daily lunch, he looked a bit sad but still smiled and cheers with him to not ruin the mood. Sans annoynces this to the monsters, about running away to another alter universe. The remaining monsters, which is barely anyone left looked at themselves, they wanted Sans to go *alone*, they were all already hopeless, and doubts they would feel any hope in another universe, what if the universe were as bad as theirs? or worse? they looked skeptical and refuse to join Sans. MK and Grillby tells him that he should go alone, that he deserves it, the only reason why monster kind continued to believe in him is because of his unwavering determination and perseverance to continue, despite most already 'falling down' in hp they wait patiently, so Sans wouldn't feel so lonely. They would feel guilty if they all dust, leaving him all alone. Sans tries his best to convince them but none would want to join him, they already gave up a long time ago and they would like their misery to end. Sans breaks down completely in his lab, Upon passing out, MK drags Sans' to the portal hoping for his survival and hoping that he'll live happily away from their home, MK does this as he knows Sans wouldn't leave all by himself.

(this fic can be used as inspiration or continue it as long as y'all ask for perm idc if I'm credited or not. I beg for forgiveness for my horrible English.)

[ohbo-ohno]

Your writing is so good and if I could Eat your day 15 of kinktober I would

Thank you so much!!!!! I actually didn’t even read through it the whole way before posting it, so I’m really glad to see that people are enjoying it!!

[kuraikyu]

[the-rogue-mockingjay]

In amber light she mourned, Aymeric getting stabbed, and Apocalypse state of mind!

Answered abt apocalypse state of mind [here] ! As for the other two, ehehheehe >:))))

In amber light she mourned is set maybe 24hrs after The Royal Menagerie and it's Aymeric tracking O'ravi down to check in with her. She's...a mess. The things Zenos said to her really did a number on her and he sort of plants the seed in her mind that she's actually a monster at her core, same as he is. Which....Aymeric has Thoughts(TM) about lol. The title is a nod to one of Stormblood's recurring phrases, In Crimson It Began.

"Aymeric got stabbed rip in pieces bro" is about Aymeric and one of my non-WoL OCs, Marielle, a childhood friend of his. It's set soon after that one guy tries to kill Aymeric, and Marielle drops by to check on/bully him. Snippet:

The frame of Aymeric’s bed creaked as a new weight settled on it, rousing him from an uneasy sleep. He cracked one eye open and found an old friend seated beside him, prim as you please, her smile lacking its usual sharpness. An ebony pipe dangled from her fingers, not yet lit. He nudged her hand as far away as possible. “Word on the street is that the lord commander got shanked while passing through Foundation," she said. "Shocking, isn’t it? I choked on my beer when I heard.” “Marielle. The chirurgeons would be quite cross if they knew you were here.” “Then it’s a good thing they don’t.” She clicked her tongue, rifling through her pockets for a match. “How bad is it?” “Naught that won’t heal in time—but surely you didn’t trouble me just for that.” “Well of course. I wouldn’t dream of wasting the lord commander’s time, especially not after he’s danced so close to death."

[doefated]

Jonathan: can combat hand to hand, has bo-staff skills and can realm jump at will with portals.

Also Jonathan when a dog is about to kick his ass for invading:

"Nice... doggy...?" yeah he ain't survivin'.

[prettybloodandribcages]

My brain, thinking, gendering: Hmmm, hey- do you think

Me, fucking immediately, beating this bastard back with a goddamned mop: GET. THE FUCK. BACK- AWAY!!! NOT THE DAMN TIME. WAIT TILL WE'RE LIVING ON OUR OWN. I AM NOT DEALING WITH YOUR BITCH ASS WHILE DEALING WITH *waves to family and life and school and social life* ALL THIS FUCKERY

Gendering thoughts: but-

Me, shoving it back and deep into the Narnia closet: AT LEAST ANOTHET 5 YEARS, FUCKER.

Thoughts: :[

[anaalnathrakhs]

i WILL show up to the trial day for the preparatory class tomorrow no matter how much i dont want to and after that i guarantee NOTHING

[thecherrygod]

I can't sleep

[change-the-rules]

anyone ever get like that random snippet of dialogue or something that comes outta fucking nowhere and just haunts ya? yea that is why this

sorry?

okay so hear me out nana rose and nana topaz star crossed lovers, doomed by the same stars cheryl and toni's fate is written in

theirs is a tumultuous affair, is what nana rose blossom, in her old age would say apropos of nothing, elaborating nothing

IF any sort of affair HAD taken place nana topaz would say nothing, Ever, sweetwater river more like the nile

It's hate Before first sight, inherited loathing

It's hate At first sight too but then well there's that saying the opposite of love isn't hate it's indifference?

and one thing they never are is indifferent

enemies to lovers doesn’t quite do them justice, had They met at the drag race or transfer day at riverdale high instead of toni and cheryl there would have been actual bloodshed

so it's strange then when they do actually meet for the first time on the banks of sweetwater river, with no witnesses for miles, there's not much of an altercation to be had

topaz knows who she's looking at immediately, any riverdalian would, the blossoms rule riverdale as if they were royalty, of course even if that weren't the case topaz would still know, the surviving Uktena don't have the luxury of forgetting even if the rest of the town willingly has

blossom only knows what she's looking at, southside trash

beautiful, captivating and utterly beneath her

she says as much and topaz spits at her

roseanne blossom takes in the flinty eyes filled with disdain, top lip curled in disgust, muscles coiled with a deep seated rage

electricity crackles between them

and roseanne blossom finds herself wanting

she always has taken the greatest shine to the things she can't have

and then she takes them anyway

topaz is too busy trying to ignore any whisper of chemistry, appalled at even the notion of harboring any inkling of non negative feeling toward a blossom to notice the look in the other woman's eyes

she promises herself it'll be fine, she'll stick to her own side of the tracks and go back to hating the blossoms in peace and anonymity

but the universe must have it's soulmate wires crossed because it keeps throwing.them.together

they went years without ever once running into each other, the town divide seemingly immutable and now they're colliding in the hospital and bumping into each other at pop's, topaz picks up a catering gig and blossom is attending, the woods several times while topaz is stewarding the land and blossom is being a little bit magical and a lotta bit shady, the sheriff's station,the drive in, the library

the bloodshed does come eventually it's a sunny afternoon when a brawl between northsiders and southsiders breaks out in pickens park

topaz and blossom waste no time honing in on each other, a kiss with a fist is better then none

someone bumps her from behind and topaz's knuckles glance off blossoms cheek instead of breaking her nose

roseanne pounces, tackling topaz to the ground in a way topaz never expected from the proper lady and grudgingly has to respect

they're grappling for the upper hand for what feels like forever, relentless, frenzied, when topaz feels herself hauled off and thrown a good distance away

she loses her adversary in the chaos until a police whistle cuts through the air and everyone scatters

she's almost home free when she looks back and sees roseanne still on the ground not moving, covered in so much blood

every instinct tells her to keep running

but toni came by her compassion honestly and her nana couldn't very well leave a girl with glass from a broken bottle sticking out of her fucking eye even if that girl were a blossom

so she doubles back, hauling the taller girl with her but she's a serpent and she's got a gruesomely injured blossom with her it's understandable self preservation that has her dumping the other woman at the hospital entrance and fleeing

when roseanne turns up at her doorstep over a week later with an eye patch and seemingly on a mission

topaz lets her in

it is a shock to see A Blossom on the southside and yet weirdly topaz can't say she's surprised to see rose

they fuck on nearly every surface of the trailer except the bed

topaz tells her to never come back again, that it can never happen again

she doesn't but it does

it's hate fucking until it's not

roseanne blossom steals topaz's heart without a care for the fallout, a true descendant of her ancestors in spirit not just name

all or nothing love, pure adoration or distilled hate? it predated clifford and penelope and even rose for that matter ingrained in the blossom DNA long before it fucked cheryl up

and toni isn't the only topaz to ever get caught in that crossfire, her nana payed the price first

graduation rolls around and roseanne leaves riverdale for highsmith and then a husband, children and wrought iron fences

she never looks back

and topaz is left to pick up her own pieces. responsible for such atrocity topaz never imagined the blossoms could inspire more hatred in her than she already harbored

oh how wrong she was, she vows to never betray her own instincts again and never wavers in that conviction

fast foward to a post comet/no 50's timeline where toni and cheryl have found their way back to each other

there's a party, anthony's birthday maybe or a the town didn't get flattened celebration

and the first time nana topaz and nana rose are in a room together with choni, toni's brain short circuits

she just *knows* doesn't believe it or doesn't want to but *knows*

just takes one look at the 2 of them glaring at each other, well nana topaz is glaring nana blossom is just vibing as usual and toni is literally just like "what the Actual FUCK"

cheryl does not pick up on any of this so when toni wheels around on her nana like "no, absolutely not, are you Fucking kidding me?"

cheryl is Not prepared to receive the cursed knowledge about to be dropped on her. after the vast quantity of literal and metaphorical skeletons alike she's found in the closet and the mines and kept in her bedroom she figured nothing any of the blossoms have done could surprise her anymore

she's wrong

they're starting to attract an audience

cheryl's hand painting soothing patterns along toni's back and arms is not enough to keep toni from exploding like

"do not tell me the actual reason i missed out on almost a decade with the love of my life is because a blossom broke your heart, like what 50 years ago?'

that's the dialogue that appeared unbidden and caused all this btw

and of course it's so much more complicated than that but the broken heart was certainly not a nonfactor, toni is livid and nana topaz is defensive but not actually copping to anything

meanwhile cheryl has turned on nana rose but she only manages a scandalized and damn near supersonic "nana?!"

who's naturally like '"ah yes it was a shame really your grandfather was nowhere near as good in the boudoir"

which is probably when toni has to physically restrain her nana from throwing hands

and half the town is just witnessing this latest drama unfurl like cool cool cool cool rivedale is still riverdaling

let's drink

[illusioncanthurtme--art]

BABY FACE BABY FACE!!!!!!!! KSDJDHG LFFKL WHY IS HE SUCH A CUTIE PATOOTIE

embarrassingly long ramble and wintersberg drawing below the cut:

lmao, I finished the GG playthrough of re8 the other day and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

anyway yeah. Don't even know what to write about it cuz it sorta overtook me with no warning, and idk shit about resident evil but here we are.

I read mushrooms and magnets on ao3, i did the frowned upon thing and went straight to most kodo-ed (i KNOW it's wrong but i didn't feel like searching!! I just wanted to Read. If I stick around any longer I WILL read other things too), and I feel like that's probably a rite of passage in the ethan/heisenberg wing of this fandom. Blasted through it in like 3 days. Anyway, like, 3 quarters through it I realized I never took it upon myself to see what ethan looks like? I just assumed he had Typical White Guy Face, which yeah, he does, but after an image search.... I never realized he had such a baby face skjdgf sksjfh PRETTY BOY PRETTY BOY

So then I drew him. And I drew heisenberg too, although I need more practice with him. Plus I think I got gassed out for the night, after drawing ethan. it's really hot and it can be hard to remember how to draw for fun after doing so many commissions.

One of my go to drawing visions is one character in profile, and the other character all up in their face in a pseudo profile, 3/4, tilted angle. And idk why I keep doing that, because I fuck it up at least half the time. Ethan looks good here, heisenberg does Not. I need better references of him. Seriously, if someone has a karl heisenberg folder on their phone with a crap ton of pictures of his face from different angles, PLEASE send me some. I need a clear one of him in profile. All the ones on google have his face obscured by his hat, glasses, both, and he's always in dark lighting. Ironic that the one who's face you never see has better reference pictures.

Kinda considering doing a GG animated for the moment where ethan's like "I just want to fix my daughter!" and arin (as heisenberg) says "uh, she's in four pieces," because it cracked me up so damn hard. His voice is so dumb. I love him.

This came outta nowhere but hahaha oh well, my interests change on the wings of the wind (wings of the wind = what the grumps are uploading)

[myntrose]

LAD men x pranking them with the “I want a baby” text

Oh Baby Baby !

ೃ⁀➷: where you prank the lads men asking for a baby!

a/n: hi anon!! Tysm for the request!! I'm ngl I sorta struggled with this cause 1) I would literally give the lads men a child if they asked immediately 2) I feel like they'd all say yes to I tried to mix it up LMAO. I tried </3 I also assumed you wanted SMAU so that's what I did.

content warning: talks about pregnancy, wanting children, suggestive content, crack and fluff, again it's suggestive so pls scroll if you don't like ty 💗

featuring: Zayne, Xavier, Rafayel, Sylus x reader (separately)

₊˚｡⋆❆⋆｡˚₊ zayne

𓆩✧𓆪 xavier

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 rafayel

𓅂:.｡. slyus

@myntrose 2025 - do not copy or translate

[glitch-e-stardust]

...yoink. (yoink it too if you want)

1. Do this uquiz

2. Do this picrew.

3. Tag people.

@mxlilly @circus-of-horror @yourleastfavoriteguyinthechair @microsoupmouse @the-firefly-jar-system @cdcouncil

[nanaslutt]

Saw this on tiktok the other day and wanted to ask you to pls pls pls make a smau based on this cause i think it would be so fucking funny🙏🏻

i kinda sorta forgot i was already working on this smau so this is tomorrows smau…. (except it’s reader saying that ^) so uhhh… valentine’s day smau postponed LMAO but take this crack in the meantime!!

[merlucide]

THE MIYA SIBLINGS…

Oh your absolutely insufferable, stupid, annoying brothers (..that you guess.. you kinda love..) drive you freakin’ bonkers! Life as a first-year with two obnoxious third-year brothers isn’t easy, and yet, somehow, every day is its own brand of chaos. So, what does an average day in the Miya household look like? Well… here’s a glimpse.

pairings: Miya twins x youngersister!reader (NOT SHIP)

type: Headcannons/blurbs + SMAU (texts, twt)

genre: crack, fluff, comfort

key: y/n = your name n/n = nickname

warnings: cursing, the twins embarrassing reader, reader has no friends lmao, shit/piss mentions, the twins being pervs (yk that tho)

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Everyone at Inarizaki knew the Miya twins. And then they found out about the Miya siblings.

When you first came to Inarizaki, walking around with their man (aka Atsumu and Osamu), the Miya fangirls immediately took notice. At first, they thought you were a girlfriend—until they learned the shocking truth: the Miya twins have a younger sister?!

That’s when the befriending attempts began. They’d wait outside your classroom, invite you to lunch, and you honestly thought they ?? just really wanted?? To be friends you?? It felt really nice!

But the moment they opened their mouths, it was all, “Eeeeeek! Your brothers are soooo hot!!!”

And you were just like, ‘oh’ ‘🧍‍♀️😑’

 Yeah those ‘friendships’ did not last very long… 

—-And obviously you were popular with amongst the boys. The Miya curse I fear. Samu did nawt approve of your new popularity lol. Tsumu was jealous that people were talking about YOU and not HIM lmao— tho tsumu LOVES bragging about you/showing you off. He’s like ‘oh yeah my baby sister can do this!—‘ ‘welll MYYY sister can do that better than YOURRR sister’

Anywho the twins love having you at the same school!!! Atsumu always stops by your class during breaks either to talk to you or just piss you off lmao. Osamu ends up being your unofficial walking schedule lol (not that surprising tbh) ‘Ain’t ya supposed to be in the library?’ ‘Didn’t ya say ya had a quiz today?’ ‘Why are ya here? Don’t ya got PE?’ He flicks your forehead (affectionate) and is like ‘get to class’ 🙄+😐

(You got him his bowl)

When it comes to typical overprotective older sibling behavior, Osamu takes the crown. He’ll literally insert himself into any conversation you have with a guy—every. single. time. It’s actually the worst. He will embarrass you and terrify the guy. One time a guy came over, all confident trying to talk to you. Before you could even react, Osamu literally stepped in front of you, staring the guy down like he was an inconvenience to his entire existence.

Then with the most uninterested, deadpan expression ever, he just like ‘no’

He won’t let anything start 😒 you def ignore him after he pulls shit like that. He dgaf tho lmao

Atsumu, on the other hand, is like your wingman, sorta.. He hypes up your crushes, encourages the flirting… but the second things actually start progressing (ex:lovey-dovey texts, potential boyfriend territory, lingering touches), he’s suddenly all up in your business—and the poor guy’s too. He’ll casually throw an arm around both you and the guy, all smiles, and go, ‘So, how’s it goin’?😁’

you’re glaring daggers at him your eyes screaming ‘Tsumu, istg I’m gonna kill you’ and the guy’s practically slithering away while you whisper-scream at Atsumu while he acts all innocent. Oooooor he’ll just shriek and yank you away saying how ‘yer too little for boys’, while glaring at said guy.

But if you ever wanna hang out with anyone he’ll try to set smth up for ya!! (As long as he approves of who)

Osamu is nawt good at trying to show his love 🧍‍♀️ his love languages are quality time, acts of service, and physical touch (sorta, he’s not rlly good at it but wants to be close yk?). Like he won’t initiate (most the time) but if you hug him he’ll hug you back. He just like asks if you want him to take you somewhere or smth. He shows his care for ya n tsumu by making food all the time, it’s what he’s good at and loves, and loves that you both love it. He also always wants to be there for ya. Samu is great emotional support, he doesn’t say a lot but says EXACTLY what you need to hear. Will just sit with you and let you get what you need off your chest. He’ll put his arm around you and rub up and down. 

Atsumu is very unique at showing his love 🧍‍♀️ his love languages are physical touch, words of affirmation, and quality time. When you were little Atsumu and Osamu would both hold your hand when you would walk around, and when you got older and wouldn’t hold his hand anymore he was so sad 😭🙏 he’s a hugger, but he’s still your older brother, so he’ll like mess your hair up then hug you lmao. Always asks if you wanna practice with him, he always feels cool teaching you something new :)

Atsumu is also your number one hype man like if you ever feel like you can’t do smth tsumu has a whole list of just exactly why/how you can. He’s not even trying to make you feel better it’s what he genuinely believes :)

Oh and they are both way too invested in any drama you’re involved in/even just aware of. The second you run into the room and announce, “I’ve got tea,”they’re already locked in, heads propped on their hands, eyes wide like you’re about to deliver the most important news of their lives.

‘Spill NOW’

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tags: @sharkissm @someprettyname @fishii28 @shrii-kk

well this is all I have for Miya siblings rn 😔😔 tumblr will only let me upload 30 images, I had more 🧍‍♀️🙏

I hope you enjoyed this as much as I do!! I love Miya siblings so much ughhhh I wish they were my older brothers sooo bad it HURTs

lemme know what you think!!!! I LOVE FEEDBACK!!

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made February 11th 2025