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im aware this is an insane thing to say but i fucking. love characters that are just cockroaches. and i dont mean like. gross i mean they just do not fucking die. they can survive anything. they will outlive EVERYONE because they just will not die no matter what be it because they have a reason or because they literally cannot stop surviving the odds i love it i love it

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THE X-FILES | 5.12, "Bad Blood"

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movie called technically blonde where she goes to trade school instead

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*forgets to message back* *forgets to check notifications* *forgets to look through bookmarks* *forgets to check reminders* *forgets to check out [insert content] that i said i would* *forgets to take my phone off do not disturb* *forgets to

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I feel like we need to talk more about how fucking boring depression can be. I pick up a book and can’t read more than a few sentences, a chapter if I’m lucky, before I can’t focus. I knit two rows of something and then can’t continue. I scroll through all the different options of shows I haven’t watched without clicking on any of them. I hop from app to app looking for content that will spark literally any single emotion. It’s not even 10am and I already feel like I’m just waiting until it’s time to go back to bed.

I hate it I hate it I hate it

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A Character Analysis

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Rio reminding her two beloveds to mind their damn manners (for @butmakeitgayblog)

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Rebecca Ross, Ruthless Vows

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you think you remember how much you love my chemical romance and then they play a show. and you remember loving them feels like being shot in the chest point blank and LIKING ITTTT

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Agathario Text Posts 1/?

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Just...

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we could be covered in blood together if you stopped playing hard to get

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the thing about the mummy movies is that you really spend most of the time thinking "wow brendan fraser's character is so cool" or "man oded fehr is so mysterious and heroic" when the fact of the matter is that these two

are the absolute most batshit insane heroes in the entire franchise

these two are intellectual loner siblings with archeology backgrounds who read and speak ancient egyptian, hire a dude directly out of prison to take them to a lost city of gold, and fight mummies literally with their bare hands. twice.

no one in these movies stands a chance against the carnahans. frankly they're lethal in how willing they are to make the absolute and most undeniably deranged decisions. jonathan pickpockets a dude on fire. evy's resurrected from the dead and immediately remembers how to use sai. they're racking shotguns from a cliff in this scene and then proceed to blow away half the antagonists.

rick and ardeth should be so lucky

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Alice: I miss my mom

Rio: I was a mom once

Alice: you were?

Rio: *nods* well more like a father…

Alice: how were you a father?

Rio: I topped Agatha once and suddenly we had a kid—

Alice: *chokes on her cup of tea*

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