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kimjunnoodle · 5 months ago

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at the Gender bar and the bartender notices me. "The usual?" he says, reaching for a vial of estrogen. "Naw, I'm off the stuff." I reply. He looks surprised for a moment and reaches to a cabinet and pulls out A vial of testosterone. "Enjoy, Sir."

#me talking to myself just now as i was getting my shot prepared lmao #i was like “heh the usual sir”#anyway #don't forget your shots comrades #noodle posting #anyway i need to for personal and legal reason watch van helsing *heart eyes*#i shall obtain new item: Gender envy for entire cast of movie #i should be allowed a makeup and sfx team to make me look like a different character daily but nOOooooOooooOO #if i was a billionaire 1) i would give it away and set myself onfire bc im probably evil in that world and #2) hire a make up team to make me look like every fruity man in the history of cinema #thranduil count your fucking days you're next buddy #sorry what was i walking about....

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daisybell-on-a-carousel · 2 months ago

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Being someone who read Under The Red Hood and came out with the firm belief that, for Jason, it's not about killing Joker, it's about Jason wanting proof Batman would choose him over the Joker (bc shelia chose the joker). Makes seeing any other media where it's all about just wanting the Joker dead is a teeny bit frustrating. to be honest

Jason could've killed the Joker himself, really, really easily. Jason kidnaps the Joker before the confrontation. I can't open my comic for a reference right now, but it felt like he had the Joker for quite a bit before the confrontation. He had him. He beat him up with a crowbar. He had every single opportunity to kill the Joker himself, but he didn't because that wasn't his goal. Make no mistake, he did plan for the Joker to be dead by the end of it, but do you see what im trying to say here

Edit: If I knew this post was gonna get 1000+ notes I would've tried to word it better or something, this was a rant I made on the way to the grocery store 😭

It's not about making Batman kill either. When Batman says he won't kill, Jason adjusts and goes, 'Let ME kill the Joker or kill me to stop me' instead. The test is all about Batman choosing him. The whole final confrontation is Jason's first death again. The parent, The Joker, and the explosives. It even ends with Jason unable to move as a bomb goes off right next to him again because the parent didn't choose Jason. And instead tried finding an option that'd benefit them and (consequencely) letting the Joker walk, again, lol, lmao <-in agony

#the final confrontation was basically his first death again #and YES he Does want the Joker dead #and it would've been really really nice if Batman was the one who did it #but when batman made it clear he wouldn't kill the joker. Jason easily switched to saying “LET me kill the joker” to accommodate #because he Wanted batman to pass his test #he gave a test to dick too. and technically tim but it wasnt the family test it was a different one so it doesnt rly count #AFTER utrh and the reveal and the batarang you can go hog wild about it. i care less about it then #granted i do believe they make jason more scared of the joker after it at some point #i guess because hes a bit too willing to kill the joker and ive heard jason wasnt meant to live after utrh #my watsonian explain for that is he was so fixated on his plan he cpuld override his fear. or maybe the pit. either work #i prefer the fixation bc i dont like the explanation that the pit was the /only/ reason he could get all plan together and done #BUT THATS UNRELATED!!!#dc stop putting the joker in jason stories im begging you please please please. lock him in a vault for the next 20 years or something #it Cpuld be good and i understand. but also. after so long of people that dont know or go for jasons need for family and parents #that love him and he can trust #the joker starts to feel like?? hm. words. a cop out? oh haha its that guy that killed him woagh hes here #i bet you dont even know that jaybin got beat until unconsciousness by an angry mob #while asking batman to save him only for batman to have to walk away #anwya. where was i going with this #i think i got off topic #jason todd #dc comics #batman #ADDED AN EDIT. SORRY. this post has been haunting me it keeps me awake. what if people misunderstand #they cant read my tags where i ramble more depth. thisbis the only option #EDIT EDIT: hiii #removed the sentence abt jason having the joker for several days bc i misremembered some things #go read its-your-mind 's addition instead also #ok no more i wont edit this post anymore i promise

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chalkrub · 11 days ago

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art trade w/ thrak800 on twit - love this fella !

#my art #anthro #furry #illustration #oc #boar #i'm always such a yapper but i can't think of a single thing to say for real #just had some apple slices with melted nutella. that was pretty great #and i got like 7 questions right on university challenge tonight. pretty damn good #oh and i brought a £17 cake reduced down to £6 the other day that was great. sliced that mf up and put it in the freezer #also i went on a walk through the hoarfrost yesterday listening to classical music at dusk and it profoundly changed me not to b pretentiou #this is the perks of life man this is what it's all about.#i'm also going a bit crazy because i NEED to be better at art on god i need to be better or i will sadly pass away #but also it's so hard. but that's the fun part. and also the worst part. this year i will get better i will i will i will #actually one more thing: i've got the most important character ever to show off soon......my magnum opus...#and one more thing: thrak KILLED IT with his side of the trade i'm eating the art he did for my girl ricky with my eyes and my soul #okay there we go i always have something to yap about in the tags. even when i think i don't #also sorry 2 my kofi people who i promised to show art to first but with art trades i simply have to post the art when the other person doe #yes i know literally no-one will care about this but i promised and i have failed....forgive me

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lucaanis · 2 months ago

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#good question

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artuurle · 12 days ago

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I don't have a silly cheeky comment for this one besides it leans heavily on my headcanons and stuff on Grujaja. (that's how you know ur in the tranches for a character.)

^face of a guy that keeps hurtin his bonds w anyone close to him. Bonus doodles i made while drawing this that are semi related due to being tied to my Gr headcanons unda the cut lol:

#great god grove #ggg spoilers #ggg capochin #ggg grujaja #ggg gr #ggg hector #<- in the readmore lol #Capo is so used to my Grujaja just quietly doing what he asks even after the bizzyboys dissolve it throws him through a loop when told no #<- this is a fact ive drawn in past images. i did that on purpose. Grujaja doing what he's told no hesitation or input #spent 3/4s of his life following these guys and not having his own personal hobbies. or having many personal items. it was his life #devoted to a cause and what it stood for because to him it saved his life meanwhile its just another festering wound.#capo is also drunk and girlrotting #capo lashing out at things and going too far fans where are u im right here #also please note the use of “kid” to a 40 year old man.#Capo still seeing gr as a small scared kid despite it being 33 years later #and getting the smack in the face this guy is a more mature adult than he is #because capo straight up broke the one thing Gruja wore on him he really cared about and instead on attacking that man he just gets up #and walks away #i cope with my evil images by drawing tiny gr because he brings me joy lol. little animal.#anyeay sorry guys for the insanity sometimes it controls me like a puppet to commit crimes and heavy headcanoning

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egophiliac · 1 year ago

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What was your favorite of the flashbacks in Silver’s walk?

the acorn bracelet is VERY good, but I really really love Malleus humming (hummalleus? hummus?) to Silver. especially now that the song has Context. >:) we are in a soup of angst and I'm here with a spoon in each hand and a silly straw that leads directly to my brain.

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #(sorry for being a while i was taking a bit of a socials break)#i think this is the same scene that opens with lilia singing meleanor's lullaby to silver #before malleus walked through the door and lilia went 'here have a baby BYEEEE'#mmm yes. delightful.#and i know i've already talked about it but malleus' immediate reaction being 'gross. what is this.' is still great #sometimes he really is just a dumb teenager and i love it #i also love the spoon scene a lot for being kind of the ur-example of cute fluffy ao3 domestic diasomnias. but that's in sebek's map so #(i think most of the domestic life stuff is actually in sebek's)#(all that sugar-sweetness would dissolve under silver's tears)

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kiddokori · 3 months ago

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#no home #haejoon in college like sorry hangon i have a call to take #my unstable friend is calling me #i have to make sure hes not like in a ditch somewhere #eunyung: yeah i quit my job and became a ranch hand at this farm and i think ive really found myself except my coworkers are cunts #but one of them lets me hit her vape pen which is cool oh but yeah i live in the country now and theres like jackshit to do #so ive gotten really into urban exploration except i think i inhaled spores or something in one my throats been scratchy all week #but i get paid under the table so i dont have health insurance right now but its whatever i got those fancy cough drops for it #haejoon: thats nice. i went for a walk yesterday #i think they go like 3 months without talking until either haejoon goes hey man whats up <- concerned or eunyung sends him a 10 minute long #voice memo about all the shit hes been up to

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bikananjarrus · 2 months ago

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you ever think about how kanan loved the sound of hera's voice from the moment he met her and the last thing he ever heard was her calling out his name

#isn't that fucked up or what? ha. ha. hm.....if anyone needs me i'll be walking into the ocean #this could very much be a companion post to that one i made about the force granting him the gift of seeing hera & ezra one last time #anyway. sorry not sorry. this thought laser blasted me right in the brain and now u all have to suffer #kanan jarrus #hera syndulla #kanera #star wars rebels #swr

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spacedlexi · 11 months ago

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its my birthday who wants some KISSIES!!!

#this is a little old atp but im posting it as a treat enjoy everybody #thinking about how relaxed and comfortable in their relationship they would be after 10 years 😭 im normal im normal #like the last ep of S4 but cranked up to 100......im normal im normal!!!#all the shit clem has done and had happened to her and now she just gets to chill and kiss her gf?? truly she has achieved peace #yeah theyre making out under the minnie heart WHAT ABOUT IT theyve carved their own somewhere else dont worry #sorry but i love twisting the minnie knife whenever i can :)#obviously violets feelings about it are completely different now but ya know... Memories...#the walking dead game #twdg #violentine #clementine twdg #violet twdg #twdg post game #spaced art 2024

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boygirlctommy · 10 months ago

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out of all of the (many, many, many) miscommunications on dsmp, this one still makes me lose it the most. these two were never on the same page even once and this was the culmination of all of it. 2 entirely different conversations going on

#sorry for being abnormal about cbedrockbros. no im not itll happen again #THIS. THIS MOMENT. SCREAMS AND EXPLODES. THE FACT THAT AS A VIEWER WHOS ABLE TO UNDERSTAND BOTH OF THEIR MOTIVATIONS YOU *KNOW* WHAT EACH O #THEM MEANT IN THAT MOMENT. BUT THEY NEVER REALLY SAT DOWN AND *TALKED*. EVERYTHING HAS BEEN HALF-TRUTHS OR TOO SCARED TO SAY.#AND I KNOW THEY CARED ABOUT EACH OTHER OTHERWISE THIS WOULDNT HAVE HURT THEM. BUT THEY NEVER FUCKING TALKED AND BOTH OF THEM WALKED AWAY #BOTH BETRAYOR AND BETRAYED #AND THEYRE BOTH RIGHT! AND THEYRE BOTH WRONG!!!! FUCKING BEDROCK BROS #AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #my post #my art #mcyt #dsmp #dream smp #fanart #tommyinnit #technoblade #ctechno #ctommy #bedrock bros #cbedrock bros

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icewindandboringhorror · 3 months ago

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#tumblr polls #polls #Sorry if the wording is weird. I thought ''be considered X where I live'' would make the most sense since 'tallness' or etc. is sort of #subjective to the people around you or your specific culture/area/etc. And if I just said ''I'm tall'' or ''I'm short'' then #the response might be 'well how do I define whether I'm tall or not?'' or etc. But then most people could probably look #at the people around them in daily life they interact with and compare based on that to get a more literal idea or something #..ANYWAY.. lol.. as usual just thought of some random thing and was like.. hrmm... i wonder what the most common #feeling about that would be.#personally I'm not even short but I just want to be really really tall... like... 7 feet tall or something. In a fantasy world type of way #of course. so like a super tall elf creature. More realistically I suppose you get health problems past a certain point #so maybe I'd be happy with 6'2“ or so.#Absolutely no hate towards people with this preference but I've always had trouble understanding the idea of wanting to be shorter #so you're Small And Cute or this and that. or whatever the base reason is. I suppose I would understand it from a surivval prespective #maybe you want to be able to hide in your environment easier and blend into a crowd. I personally would like people to be inspired to run #away from me when they see me though gjhbj #In an average grocery store or something just a normal day but then some 8 foot tall wizard man walks in and so everyone #kind of backs away slowly = yaaay I get the aisle all to myself and can shop for my produce in peace.#(except for the fact that there's a subsection of people who would intepret it as spectacle and would run towards instead of away #and pull out their dumbass phones to film Weird Thing Happening. in which case. spell of 'phone melts into molten plastic in your hands #stop filming strangers in public without their consent' be cast upon ye. )

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drowningparty · 8 months ago

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I just think the polite, well-behaved young man who secretly enjoys murdering people with his bare hands and gouging their eyes out and the blood-splattered god who delights in carnage and gleefully exploding people with his mind should, hand in unloveable hand, embrace their primal rage, become avatars of the slaughter together, and be deliriously happy for all of 2 seconds before one of them invariably kills the other. and it would be a real coin toss who dies first

#sorry for thinking romance isn't dead #arkayne #malevolent #arthur lester #kayne #the way kayne is 100% here for everything arthur is his whole deal and “that's what I love about you” in 40 I know he'd enable him #and arthur at their first meeting asking kayne for help not caring that hes a walking red flag surrounded by hundreds of headless corpses #looking guilty as hell like. he didn't care!! perhaps b/c kaynes so open and honest with it. all the other eldritch horrors #play mind games kayne is unapologetic he brags about his atrocities & tells arthur hes a malevolent entity before agreeing #to a deal with him in coda. hes always been honest with him. only time he lies outright is re: yellow and even then. its complicated

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silusvesuius · 5 months ago

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