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do you guys seriously hear yourselves rn
#sorry this is so stupid girl what#this is like having a bake sale to fund like a school trip or something#except ITS A MULTI MILLION DOLLAR COMPANY 😭😭#girls. we may be users of this website but mm i dont think its OUR fault THEYRE in debt#absolute ‘donates to ao3’ behaviour
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i'm so extremely irrationally annoyed by people not knowing what various terms mean and using them incorrectly like i feel like that's such an asshole thing to care about but oh my god stop
#the saddest part is this post was inspired by the term hard launch. again#many other things also though it's not just that#and yes i knowwwww the hard launch debate is tired#and it's not even an important term it's a fucking meme#well it is a term but yknow. it's hardly academic#but i just saw someone say that if you just know how to infer things you'll understand dnp have already hard launched#girl 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#world's most unserious and unimportant topic I'm Aware#i don't even mean it in a way of like 'they haven't hard launched yet i hope they do soon' like what the fuck ever#but oh my god why do you think the term soft launch exists.#why would you have two terms if they're the same am i losing my mind here#does no one have the ability to think at all#oh my god???????#this is so stupid 😭😭😭 i need to worry about real issues i know i know im aware#but can everyone stop being DUMB#fucks sake#sorry.
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geralt is also a most real depiction of good quality fatherhood and great girldad representation because EVEN THOUGH witchers don’t even experience aging at the same rate as non-GMO humans, EVEN THOUGH it would be “biologically impossible,”
geralt having had been raising a pre-teen girl for maybe a few months to a year already “gave the impression of having aged,” his “face slashed by wrinkles.” the emotional toll on this man from raising she-devil ciri
and this is only the very beginning of the saga. BEFORE everything goes to shit. the wrinkles have set in
#i know this is description is colored by triss’… [sighs] aroused… point of view#but the lines in the second screenshot are such a good description of him come on 🥺#same with when cahir sees ciri then him at thanedd#it’s not canon but please also apply to yennefer post-thanedd 🙏#can you imagine geralt and yennefer reuniting at stygga castle and yennefer only got even more MILFy#sorry. who said that#it’s actually surprising that when geralt frees her from her shackles#we don’t get a paragraph about how he was down bad. not the time geralt but you know he would be thinking ‘ravishing’#meanwhile yennefer is covered in blood and bruises and her hands are fucked from torture and geralt’s still adoring her beauty#yennefer: at her most undignified | geralt: i would worship her#yes yes i know they were defeated and horribly empty at stygga castle#but i’m just saying despite it all the love and attraction persisted. despite IT ALL#you know like they changed so much and got even more fucked up and traumatized#well i’m just raising my hand to say well also they also got sexier.#actually fuck it remember she appears like a titaness for a brief moment. her short queen REALNESS#like i do think geralt deciding to split up is what further doomed the hanza (they were already doomed but you know)#(it was very scooby doo of him to do that)#(on the way there) angoulême sees stygga on the cliffside jutting out above the lake: what?! that creepy castle… nuh-uh…#milva: … would you do it for a bump of fisstech? | angoulême: … | milva: two bumps of fisstech?#um anyways#i was going to say that once geralt freed yennefer it was OVERRR for vilgefortz and skellen and co#BOOO you were all fucked. woman unleashed#remember when bonhart attacks yennefer it is like a lion and a panther in the cell#geralt just unleashed the panther on them#they really should have had yennefer under stronger security like i guess vilgefortz’ misogyny really was the death of him#that is also kind of true because he dies because of geralt’s amulet from fringilla#so it was literally because of several women and a girl and also a vampire that he triumphs#you know when you put dandelion with a group of women it feels like a fox in a henhouse. even if said fox is stupid and gets kicked#however putting regis with a group of women is something like the angel that appeared to mary#the elbow-high diaries
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hey man. if youre complaining about the actors in the borderlands movie being "too old" for the roles. i wanna remind you that in the trailer alone, for a bl1 based movie, hyperion is branded yellow and white instead of red and black, tina is the same age shes supposed to be in 2, krieg has escaped hyperion when jack isnt even supposed to be ruling yet, and fuckin. mouthpiece from bl3 was there. just off the top of my head. i could find more lore inconsistencies if i tried
frankly i think the only issue with the casting is how many of them are zionists and the fact that theyre trying to make roland a comedic character played by kevin hart when hes supposed to be the straight man. like. come on. roland is the only even slightly normal one out of the first games vault hunters (i really dont care that much at the end of the day, thats just my main gripe besides the zionism)
#borderlands#daring to main tag this#i just think its stupid to complain about the ages of the actors when. theyre already fucking the lore up severely anyway#besides. jamie lee curtis seems like she plays tannis REALLY well#id gladly take actors who are too old for their roles than too young#and imma be real. ill take lilith looking like anything other than a generic video game girl im sorry#also imma be real if you ever expected a borderlands movie to be good youre delusional#the games writing has always been pretty bad#mr anthony bitch and dameon clarke were what carried so much of the story people remember#and they arent helping in this movie at all#this isnt about anyone in specific btw ive just seem multiple people complaining about it#and i think its stupid
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ME RN:
#oshi no ko#oshi no ko spoilers#onk 161#oshi no ko 161#hikaru kamiki#kamiki hikaru#crow girl#maaaaaan i hoped sooo much.... or maybe i had too much hopes from this stupid manga#in the end we receive the Word of God that Hikaru was the Ultimate Serial Killer God's Eye Mastermind after all#every expectation could have been subverted :(( the whole motto of the manga we lie to protect the ones we love could have been#made true#if only hikaru was truly innocent but lying and making himself the villain in his son's eye just to protect him and ruby#and and and#ghjskjgk i am so mad rn sorry i have so many more words#but#rn i just wanna eat that crow and that whole stupid page confirming hikaru has been KillingTM ppl all along#for.... god knows what?#in the current era in onk people don't even remember ai that well so what exactly he protects by killing actors? what is the whole point#and hikaru never idolized ai#so why is hikaru killing rising female stars#if he never saw ai as anything but an ordinary girl you can find anywhere what's there to surpass her?#i don't understand crow girl#i just don't understand#i will close my eyes to this and return to yuseirra's hikaai comics *sobbing in copium*
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my honest reaction
#once again the trailer just kind of makes me feel nothing but confusion at why theyre doing things the way they are#why is gerald still alive. even if it turns out to be time travel or him being frozen alongside shadow or something#it still takes away a lot of the emotional impact of shadows story ... why .....#the fact that theyre just seemingly having gerald be rouge's replacement in the dark story trio too???? what. thats stupid .#and speaking of rouge. where are rouge and amy. ive never seen a single good argument to justify their exclusion here#why is the only girl character from the games whos present the one who famously dies horribly for male characters' motivation#(to be clear im not saying the way maria's death is handled in the games is bad writing or anything#just that having her be the only girl character to have a movie counterpart is certainly A Choice.)#and. why are team sonic (and human characters associated with them who are supposed to be the good guys) working with gun .#gun literally does nothing but cause problems for sonic in sa2 ?!?!?!??!?!#even if it does turn out theyre not being completely honest with sonic about what shadow's whole deal is thats still. why ...#i wasnt expecting an exact recreation of sa2 but that doenst mean i have to be okay with every possible change they make either#especially when a lot of this stuff just actively makes the story worse. sa2 im so sorry they did this to you#honestly probably wouldnt bother me quite as much if this was a comic or tv show or something#and not . a big popular movie that is probably going to overshadow the game in a lot of peoples minds. ughhhh#also shadow has still only had a couple lines so maybe its not fair for me to say anything just yet#but i dont . really like how he sounds from what we've heard .. why did the ycast keanu reeves this sucks#idris elba as knuckles is starting to annoy me too tbh . like i didnt care for it at first but then it grew on me#and now im back to not really liking it . that is NOT knuckles#anyway. im honestly struggling to understand how so many fans of the games are uncritically excited about the movie ?#and dont have any problem with the writing choices being made here.. ?#do they just not care how shadow's story is portrayed as long as he looks cool doing it .. ?#im not saiyng the people who are excited are fake fans i just . dont get it
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ARE THEY A WOMAN WHO LOVES WOMEN?
*TL;DR she is technically not a canon lesbian, so no, this poll does not break my rules. i am, however, going to treat her as canon sapphic due to the rule of BFFR. as a result, i have taken out the usual "they're not attracted to women" options. see tags if you want more detail
#poll#homura akemi#puella magi madoka magica#madoka magica#pmmm#wlw poll#sapphic poll#OKAY. SO.#i got an ask requesting every pmmm girl#which to be honest i was kind of dreading literally because of her. but i WILL see every request through if i can help it.#i agonized over this very very badly#did a bunch of reading and searching#the most i could scrape up is that her relationship and feelings towards madoka are STILL frustratingly ambiguous in terms of canonicity#despite being Extremely Freaking Blatant#anyway what i mean by 'rule of BFFR' is i am going to honor word of god as best i can. but i refuse to be obtuse.#i can accept that TECHNICALLY there's nothing saying she couldn't be wlw in a way that's not lesbian#i can accept seeing her as 'madokasexual' rather than specifically lesbian#or thinking of her as bi bc she hasn't interacted enough with men to rule it out or bc she would love madoka even if madoka wasn't a girl#but i am not going to concede to the possibility that she is just not wlw#that's too stupid even for me#sure you can argue she's not canon sapphic with a particularly stretchy train of logic! you can use logic to any end! but: BFFR!#hence. this poll may proceed.#sorry again if this makes like no sense i can never tell if im making sense or not
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me studying history (reading everything in World of Thedas about the Tevinter Imperium) the night before the exam (two months before the release of Veilguard)
#dragon age: the veilguard#squirrel plays datv#dragon age#veilguard#okay so DARINIUS -not to be confused with DANARIUS- unified the Tevinter empire but in WHAT year#and of course you'd do well not to confuse THALSIAN and THALASIAN or CALPURNIA priestess of Dumat and CALPERNIA head of the Venatori#also the KINGDOM of Tevinter is not the same as the Tevinter IMPERIUM because the KINGDOM predates the EMPIRE#and also existed alongside Neromenian and Quarnius hence the KINGDOM having had a queen and not an archon#this is fine my girl is just going to be shit at history and politics i think#yeah so sorry she's just stupid#she was born and raised in Minrathous but she wouldn't know Tilani from Titus#(that's a lie she's a Shadow Dragon she needs to know these things FUCK)#oc: verbena mercar
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sorry for even posting this one. but its kind of true to me
#legendlark#dames and dragons#SORRY VERY STUPID. havent posted here in like 6 months and this is what you get.#mostly an excuse to draw the whole family. also so sorry to lorea for posting this righ tafter i found out she DIED its very disrespectful#FOR REFERENCE im operating off of my 'girl zaroth' belief with milava here. and orestes hasnt like done anything gay or anything#i just assume he is because orestes has like a gay thing in oresteia. idk i havent read the play.#my art#this really should not be put in the tag but ive got to bring some life to the community so i will take this one for the team.
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"the vast majority of legal persecution against early queers was focused on men" ARE YOU INSANE
#rot.txt#DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG WOMEN WERE FORCED TO MARRY MEN OR DIE. HUH. WHERE AM I#this is from the section in the new hbomberguy video where he talks about james somertons misogyny and lesbophobia btw#SOMEONES BITTER THAT WOMEN KISS IN CARTOONS SOMETIMES!!!#AS IF THAT ERASES THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF MISOGYNY IN SO MANY CULTURES!!!!!!! GOOD GOD#sorry somerton is just so insanely stupid i cant get over it. why is he like that#like i dont know maybe this isnt important but i remember being asked as a kid to pick a greek city state to live in#but i was a girl. so none of them were good choices because apparently i would be forced to have children no matter which one i picked#and i guess it just stuck with me. if the boys liked to fight they got to pick sparta and if they liked to read then it was athens#but what did the girls get. a little more freedom in certain places but ultimately the same expectation. have babies or die#in hindsight there were definitely options in ancient greece#but my teacher didnt tell us that. we just had to write about whether we would like to have slightly more rights or not#OBVIOUSLY gay men have historically faced discrimination but saying that it wasnt as focused on women is just unbelievably stupid#sorry i dont know if any of this made sense#lesbophobia tw#misogyny tw
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Ignore if you don’t want to read about me being stupid once again
#pls dont read if you cant handle venting and whining#once again i am here to say that i am the loneliest person alive and i feel like i can’t grasp the basic consept of friendship and do it lol#like idk how to be friends#i feel like i will forever be sad and lonely#and i know everyone will say you can talk to me and i know that but i’ve just been by myself for so long that i don’t remember how to have#actual conversations with people i feel like i am disconnected from reality#i feel like i am an extremely unlikeable person and that’s why i was all alone in highschool and idk i am oversharing on the internet again#because it’s the only place i kind of feel safe doing it#pls take care of yourselves first before comfoting me or anything im sorry i sound very pathetic#how do i start living again#how does one live anyway#im just in my head all the time#this was supposed to be hot girl summer but it’s once again summertime sadness#im so stupid!!!#im so anxious and depressed that i dont know what to do with myself#im so sorry for oversharing i have a therapist dont worry im kind of taking care of myself#but the eternal loneliness just wont let me go#idk how to be a person anymore#i’m just sad#thinking of going to a church and pretend to be a believer so i could have a community again lol
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I love it when male singers get whiny.
#im sorry for this#im just a teenage girl#i find it so attractive im sorry#does this say something about me??#idk what tho#make this viral loll#this is so stupid#what am i doing#idk what else to tag#idk how to tag this#idk anymore
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this is exactly how equinox ended
#idk sometimes i feel like they have done chakotay so dirty with this ending and the fact they reconciled so quickly#like it felt like his agency was being taken away?? i always imagined that he was so quick to respect her as a captain and then *cough* fall#in love with her bc he saw that she chose to save innocent lives against starfleet regulations. and starfleet's inability to do so was the#reason he resigned despite the fact that it cost him so much to get there in the first place. and i feel that janeway must have completely#broken his illusion of her ergo him asking something along the lines of kathryn what happened to you#it would have been so delicious if she had to earn his trust again you know... but everything that happens in the episode of voyager stays#in that episode#on the other hand it was so funny how quick they were to talk again like um i restricted you to your quarters... uh..... will i see you at#the party tonight... they are so fucking STUPID she didnt even outright invited him#chakotay please bestie respect yourself more#also the way that she didnt even make a proper dish for that potluck but brought croutons for chakotays salad...#girl after all that happened you could have at least made your own dish#the image of this is so funny to me. imagine you see your commanding officers fighting each other which leads to one being restricted to his#quarters and then the next day they bring a dish together to the potluck. amazing stuff#hope they invited that guy whom janeway tortured. since he ended up serving on voyager#mr lessing pass me the cassarole will you.... sorry for torturing you for information btw <3 i have my moments#my post#star trek voyager
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would you still love me if i made meronia a lil deranged but mostly disgustingly in love with each other in a way it's almost so saccharine that if you read it there's an 80% chance of your blood turning into condensed milk?
#im in a very very romantic love is beautiful and what life is about mood lately and im afraid my frodos are going thru with me#yes i do know the word isn't frodo but I can't remember what it is... so frodo it is#i just want them happy and in love im sorry im the weakest link in society#i think that's the main problem im having here... i think it's too romantic so it kinda makes me doubt a lot... because... y know.#this may be toooooooo saccharine but... sighs... world is already awful... can i do something cute and nice without being ooc? idk idk#literally sitting in a park freezing my ass off because i needed to think in how not to make this so stupidly romantic and i CAN'T#remember once reading someone here mocking saccharine love and it kinda bummed me out because made me feel stupid somehow#sorry for not being an intellectual or whatever#local girl in sitting in a park with snow everywhere thinking in how to make lesbian tension not romantic... ªªª
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I don't ever wanna look at the hotd subreddit again, sorry that you people can not appreciate doomed yuri
#all their whining makes me sick#like im sorry but i got into this show and kept w it bcs of rhaenicent#its some of the best mainstream f/f ever :(#and i like that the show revolves around them#its my favorite part of the show#so i cannot handle these people mocking it constantly#and saying it makes the show stupid#sorry that you cant appreciate what its like to have a homoerotic girl best friend break up#ik its a bad choice but i usually love to read reddit discussion threads#but i just cannot anymore for hotd :/#i realize that i am apparently in an entirely different fandom#like i can understand like 'ugh its not like the books!!!' book purist thinfs#but man. idc at a certain point. im happy they made it the way it is :)
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web weaving for the buddhist and taoist monks from dream of the red chamber by cao xueqin ✨
#this started off as a parody and became progressively less ironic.#UM. HELLO GUYS. CAN I POSSIBLY INTEREST YOU IN SOME OLD MAN YAOI#fucking#web weaving#webweaving#I GUESS.#dream of the red chamber#this is so stupid i'm crying#not to me not if it's you next to the fucking illustratiosnjdhajwkawkahwab of them looking like joyful little lads#WHY DOES LAST OF OUR KIND KIND OF HIT THOUGH#GIRLS WHEN ONLY TWO BEINGS KNOW THE WHOLE STORY FROM BEGINNING TO END AND THEY CAN CHANGE IT BUT THEY CAN'T#AND ONLY THE OTHER KNOWS WHAT IT'S LIKE!!!#meanwhile the monks in the actual novel: only concern after they indirectly kill some guy is that a mirror doesn't get damaged#they're such a serve actually#as i've said before: diversity win! those two men watching you suffer endless torment are dating!#sorry in advance to the psychic damage this post will deal to anyone who knows what i'm on about 🫡#edit FUSJDJSJD I JUST REALISED THERE IS NO OTHER VERSION OF THIS STORY meanwhile there are in fact several versions of red chamber 💀💀💀#this is so funny to me personally
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