#sorry stan

[pchelaus]

dipper drags mystical creatures(one demon especially) home just as mabel drags raccoons and opossums

[1moreoffkeyanthem]

Who up injuring their South Park boys

[scribefindegil]

I don't really relate to the posts that are like "I love whump and hurt/comfort bc I want to watch my favorite character suffer." Personally I want to watch my favorite character be happy and loved and grow as a person.

I want to watch my second-favorite character suffer.

[sunnylolli]

Something, something, what if it all went really wrong and they were forced to speed-run the brotherly bonding

[noodles-and-tea]

Smooth

[blabberoo]

headcanoning Ford is a much bigger menace than Stan during highschool days but he gets away with it..

[paintedcrows]

Revelations - Little peek at a longer continuation to my Stan & Bill accidental internet buddies comic!

After the reveal, Stan initially doesn't want to tell Ford his (former) internet best friend was Bill Cipher, because he doesn't want him to worry. Stan later doesn't want to tell Ford because he (and Bill) would rather die.

[heartcoric]

these stupid old men

[sanct1f1ed]

favorite stan twins characterization is that they're both equally insane. stanley just gets more air time to show it off. loosely inspired by a post i read earlier but here's some absolutely insane things both of them have done

stanley:

drugged a person and turned them into an exhibit in the mystery shack

had a vegas wedding to a prospector-themed novelty dispenser

gave mabel a grappling hook

failed to steal an animatronic badger

chewed his way out of the trunk of a car

punched at least three bald eagles

is multiply divorced, possibly even with the novelty dispenser

committed premeditated murder on a llama

faked a heart attack to get on Wheel of Fortune

took his clothes off in front of a live studio audience on Wheel of Fortune

has a rivalry with a fifth grader, a grandmother, and a man who exclusively dresses like a corn cob

stanford:

pulled a gun on a bus driver when he wouldn't let a pig on board

directly assisted in mind-controlling ronald reagan during his election in 1980

gave mabel a crossbow

got bitten by a vampire bat and subsequently began sampling human blood

owns contraband outlawed in 9000 dimensions; keeps it in an extremely flimsy plastic case

"accidentally" set a hawk on fire

has exes ranging from as normal as his old college buddy to as weird as a triangle and an alien with 7 eyes who put a metal plate in his head

wears turtlenecks because he's hiding multiple tattoos he regrets, including one themed around "all star" by smash mouth

is an Extremely wanted criminal across hundreds of dimensions; was completely kicked out of one for card counting

is, bizarrely, super into the band Eurythmics

can see shrimp colors

[what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom]

Ah, Stan, not on the good rug!! Your fleas are jumpin' off and holin' up in there!!!

Guys, be real, he would have fleas he was a stray for ten years 🗣️

I just wanted to draw Stan stratchin' like a dog, you guys understand 🙏

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[kuchipark]

why is stan so underrated 😢 i mean i didn’t vote for him but why didn’t you guys 😢

I WANNA LEAVE THIS UP FOR A WEEK AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS!!!!

[brainrotworks]

“Well, I can always count on you for a warm welcome…”

is this too much?

[1moreoffkeyanthem]

Me: “I love Stan Marsh my sweet precious loverboy Boyfailure dork son”

Also me: *is currently trying to decide if I want to write him falling off a roof or having something heavy fall on him*

[goreroll]

Timestuck AU, again 🐌

lazy art

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Inspired by the "In Sets of Two" fic by StrawberryLemonz (Ao3) (tumblr too??? I dunno)

[arttsuka]

@wolfythewitch 's gravity fowls au, again...

Mcducket with Tate (when he was an egg)

Stan would sell 'mystery eggs' and it would just be rocks or something

[noodles-and-tea]

Twins in time au but they have slightly different reactions….