#sorry i dont make the rules

[lavendervirgos]

If you grab and squeeze my thigh under the dinner table we're going to the bathroom to fuck. I don't make the rules.

[lieutenant-columbro]

[thehavster]

happy gay month to the og problematic fave!!!

[tinytinyturttlesoup]

Portal Time

[tikay-kikay]

I had to do it...

[captainofthestrangestship]

Like I know this is just supposed to be some friendly ribbing about the differences in build between Kelley and Urban but its way more fun to interpret it as TOS Kirk wanting to fuck AOS McCoy.

[magikk8ball]

Finally checking off my “Dionysus Bernard” fanart bingo square

Inspired by the fic let’s get mischievous by @tomateosoup , it’s absolutely wonderfully written, seriously check it out amigos

[silverhorse123]

Okay, very mild Glass Onion spoilers:

I really loved that Benoit Blanc was shown to be depressed during the pandemic. I've seen so many pandemic living jokes, and we all SAW what rich people were up to in the pandemic. Benoit's opening scene of him, depressed, in the bathtub, playing Among Us, badly, with his friends that are concerned about him, was really meaningful. And that it was his husband that told his friends that he was depressed also really felt good to me. Benoit is shown time and time again to be one of the most human characters in media today, because he's allowed to be bad at things, sing to himself when left alone, have supportive friends, and has limits.

[rowdyluv]

From this day forward all haircuts are prohibited to any male that plays hockey for the New Jersey Devils or the Vancouver Canucks by the names Jack and Luke Hughes or Quinn Hughes.

[azelle-intermisson]

i need a furry boyfriend so i can put a pic of his fursona in a heart locket

[bbq-potato-chip]

"more people are going to like zenitsu after this" well IM a REAL ONE i liked him even when he was ANNOYING

[iguessitsjustme]

I want Mhok to truly ghost. Disappear. I want Porjai to call Night looking for Day and for Day to tell her what happened. I want her to show up and yell at Day and let all of her worried about Mhok come to the surface. I want her to say “the last time I couldn’t find him, his sister died. What if it’s him this time?” I want Mhok to go to Hawaii and send Porjai a post card so she knows he’s alright. And I want Day to spend the time skip becoming independent and capable and worried. So, so worried because Mhok is gone and he has no way to know anything. Day’s gone to his house to find it vacant. Eventually Porjai tells him she got the post card so she knows Mhok is okay but that’s it. Day has to live with his regret. That *he* put his blindness over Mhok’s feelings and pain and hurt. And now Mhok is gone.

[mirkwoodsprinceofdoingtoomuch]

Colin Bridgerton can do no wrong when Luke Newton looks like THAT

[brian-kinney-apologist]

you know you are the most beautiful man alive when you can look like a super model serving looks even in a (post) war clothes while being covered in dirt from head to toe

[jazz-penguin]

Pure of heart - Dumb of ass - Home of sexual, you say?

[c-rpseb-y]

Jon/daisy used to be homestucks thank you and goodnight