#someone come take my phone

[the-greatest-8]

Y'know what would be funny? If a Codywan fic made Obi-wan and Cody's relationship so fucking obvious even Anakin picked up on it, AND THAT'S NOT ALL.

It makes Anakin actually t a l k to Obi-wan about the Councils feelings in relationships, as truly, I fully believe the 'No attachments' rule is a bit more complex then that.

And this just, it just fucks Palps plans, because now Anakin is actually coming to his former Master about shit and learning. Maybe he doesn't end up killing to tuskens? (I dunno how you could justify/talk it away(you can't, it was murder of the highest caliber))

It's just- Anakin sees his Master, whom he thought was just a massive stick in the mud, being an absolute obvious idiot with his Commander- and it makes a few of his unused braincells start rubbing together again.

Obi-wan is glad his former padawan is reaching out to him again. Cody is happy Obi-wan is happy- now if only he could get Anakin to stop being a shithead. Anakin is confused, but getting there. And Palps is cursing his fucking face off as two dudes really liking each other's faces are fucking all his plans up.

Order 66 doesn't happen, because some magic bullshit I can't think up right now. Maybe Obi-wan kissed Cody so well it broke the chip in his brain and he had to go to medical where they learned about it(the chips).

I just, think it would be really fucking funny okay? Let me have this.

[deoidesign]

One of my first digital pieces (2010) versus one of my recent ones (2024)

We all start somewhere!

[buppkizz]

Hi I just wanted to say I absolutely love your art and it gives me life every time I see it on my timeline

AARGHH THANK YOUUUUU ;_; <333333333

[treedaddymcpuffpuff]

I am thinking very heavily about… Tex johnson and chubby fem nsfw

chubby chaser tex johnson who won’t quite admit he’s into big girls until his late twenties because he’s a famous stunt double and hollywood is toxic to fat people.

and then he just fully embraces it and starts dating plump set designers and scene makers—there aren’t many plus sized actresses (again fuckin hollywood).

you’d be really resistant to him at first—he comes on strong, because it usually works and he doesn’t have time to court anyone with his busy schedule.

his “let me eat your pussy in the trailer” really takes you off guard, and of course you tell him no. for fucks sake, you just met the guy.

except that doesn’t deter him in the slightest because he has a chase kink so he just pursues you harder. plus, his legs are twice the length of yours and way more capable of cardio.

avoiding him doesn’t work, so you just starting growling.

you think you’re being tough on him, but when you talk all he really hears is the sound of little pink hearts swelling and popping over your cute little skull.

he wants to tie you up so you’re all spread and open for him, has this vision of you with your soft little body all tucked in nice and neat with some rope, so he can tease and suck and lick and tickle and rub and fuck your big innocent eyes into the back of your head.

cue tex unabashedly trying to get a big bite out of you, drooling and lusting after and all that jazz. you might be fucked, here. look at him.

[jeres-red-g-string]

okay so let me tell you…I did something really stupid today….

I always wondered what jere looks like without his moustache bc what is he hiding under that damn thing???

and today was the day my curiosity won…

so I opened this silly little app on my phone (bc I was too lazy for a real photshop edit)

for reference this is the before pic:

…and uhm…

this came out…

I AM SO FCKING ASHAMED OF MYSELF RN💀💀💀💀💀💀😩😩😩

[takethelx3]

FLASH WARNING in case you haven't utilised the tag system to block it, stay safe out there!

"Can I come home early?" [read 2:32]

[moeblob]

I am really tired of a situation rn.

[lilithofpenandbook]

My sympathy for Snape in POA has gone a hundred times up now that my shitty grandmother is potentially going to be using our house as an inn

[buttercupsfantasy]

🖤💜🖤💜😉😉

[hxpel3s5-slxxt]

I'm craving YOUR meat 😋

[bookwyrminspiration]

did you go to the hot air balloon festival?

I must confess, I didn't even realize it'd started until you sent this and I went to check.

It'll run until next week, but odds are I won't go. While it can be fun, we've been several times over the years, so the novelty's worn off. Maybe some years in the future I'll go again, but for now I'm good :)

here's some old photos though!

[vbs-kaitos-big-naturals]

hate the word problematic so much it used to be so fun like oh yeah this guy just being killed in this gas explosion is pretty problematic to our great plan but now i cant say it without getting flashbacks to awful twitter threads calling out some famous charity worker who marches for the rights of many for saying the word faggot in a non offensive manner in 1995 when they were 12 years old. please just say its wrong or it upsets you and move on with your life youre associating a perfectly good word with something so petty and hateful it disgusts me

[icewindandboringhorror]

I occasionally wish to reach out to old friends/acquaintances I haven't spoken to since high school/some other even earlier time in my life, but I have SOOO little social energy even for required tasks (like making dr phone calls or etc), I never have any leftover for extra ones, and it would be very odd to message someone I haven't spoken to in like 5 years out of the blue but then take 4 entire months to respond back lol.. My natural curiosity with nostalgia/collecting details of the past/etc. (literally if I were born a little earlier I would definitely do scrapbooking or something lol) is very strong, but, alas, not strong enough to beat out the Social Issues Demons apparently

[thedrotter]

look i know this month has been crazy already in what has been going on for me BUT IT GETS CRAZIER... I got to finally have my constant pain I've had for two years diagnosed... I have fibromyalgia lol i have a chronic illness??😭😭

tbf it doesn't change anything i was already coping with these pains because I've been sitting with em for 2 years i just have anti depressants now but you know what has changed... my character lore GOT SICK AS FUCK!!!!!!!🦅🦅🦅🦅 (lighthearted)

[dykevanny]

had a really funny idea for an ask blog ft. Vanny and another plex employee oc,,

[alexandra3719]

Me: I'm over Dominik's wedding!

Me as well:

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