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Vaughan 🤝 Bryraxis

Just fucking disappearing at the end of the book

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I don’t know about y’all but I haven’t heard much about ACOTAR outside of the current Shipwar ( probably my fault cause I can’t stop interacting with the Azriel tags)

So here are some of my non romance related theories for the books:

- Azriel or Cassian is actually Rhys half brother

- Nesta is going to become high lady dusk court

- Elain is hiding part of her powers

- Truth teller is not just a knife it’s a scrying device (I have a post on this)

- We are gonna see Briar (from ACOWAR) again

- The people of Hewn city are being affected by the evil of the mountain/ there is some hidden evil (Asteri???) sleeping under the mountain

- Each of the 3 mountains of Pyrithian have a portal that connects to another world/ dimension

- The monolith on top of Ramiel takes you to the place you need to be the most

- Reincarnation is a thing and either Cassian or Nesta is a reincarnation of Enalius

- Amren is ‘from our world’

- Elain is going to be apart of a coven

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Nesta is the knife sibling.

and as the non-knife sibling of my own family I must fear her for it

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My fav is the guy who’s literal job is to torture people 🥰🦇🥰

we should all stop trying to justify rhys being a good person or cassian being a good person and instead just accept that they all kinda suck as people and we should just choose our fav criminal to stan

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Since when does Pinterest let you make collages???

Please excuse me as I make several dozen collages of my husband 🦇

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Me when my fictional husband ends up with nobody and is sad and unloved: 👿😣😡

Me when my fictional husband ends up happy but is with someone who isn’t me: 😭🤷‍♀️😭

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Eris 🤝 Tamlin 🤝 Azriel 🤝 Cassian

“Like him” - Tyler the Creator

“She said that I make expressions like him

My legs to my shoulders to my chin like him

My waist and my posture like him”

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Please Sarah J Maas!

All I ask of you is to give every single character in your books their own perfect ending complete with no plot holes and individual spin off books!!!

(I don’t think that’s too much to ask!)

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What I think Azriel’s shadows would look like 🦇

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I think most of my problems would be solved if l could watch Azriel and Cassian spar (shirtless)(sweaty)

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I would absolutely wake up at 5am to run laps or some shit and then do whatever he tells me

I would honestly become a better version of myself if Azriel trained me (shirtless or not. but mostly shirtless.)

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Elriel this and gwynriel that…

Naah, after ACOSF l think Nesta deserves at least one replication of that one fantasy (you know the one 🫣

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I recently learned that I can lock my likes

And now nothing is stopping me from liking the ungodly amount of smutty Azriel fanfiction I read

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You can’t convince me they didn’t cause didn’t tamlin say Rhys taught him to “please a woman” or something like that??? How tf else would he have taught him???