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What I think Azriel’s shadows would look like 🦇

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I think most of my problems would be solved if l could watch Azriel and Cassian spar (shirtless)(sweaty)

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I would absolutely wake up at 5am to run laps or some shit and then do whatever he tells me

I would honestly become a better version of myself if Azriel trained me (shirtless or not. but mostly shirtless.)

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Elriel this and gwynriel that…

Naah, after ACOSF l think Nesta deserves at least one replication of that one fantasy (you know the one 🫣

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I recently learned that I can lock my likes

And now nothing is stopping me from liking the ungodly amount of smutty Azriel fanfiction I read

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You can’t convince me they didn’t cause didn’t tamlin say Rhys taught him to “please a woman” or something like that??? How tf else would he have taught him???

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I’ve had enough of this…

I NEED some type of update on ACOTAR 6

✨ Manifest with me ✨

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Am I making shit up or did Rhysand have a fucking tail in ACOTAR???

Like I think I remember it during the fireplace scene?

I don’t think it was ever mentioned again (if it was mentioned at all….)

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The BEST scene in ACOSF

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It’s a damn shame Sarah J Maas has never elaborated on the bat boys tattoos in ACOTAR.

Like we know they have the tribal tattoos and Rhys has the mating ones and the ones on his knees

But I KNOW she’s keeping Azriel’s thigh and waist tattoos from me!

I need a diagrams.

I need the next book to have one of those in jacket lined art covers with diagrams of the tattoos

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I fully believe that if Nesta hadn’t clawed out the power from the cauldron and pissed it off, it would have made her an Illyrian with wings

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The hottest thing Cassian did In ACOSF wasn’t the headboard scene…

It was when the queen was gonna have him kill Nesta and he decided to kill himself instead

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She needs to keep him like this.

I like my men weird and melodramatic 🦇

azriel being a creepy fuck is in no way a problem to me lol.

like remember when he silently stalked around in shadow form watching unfolding events and chose to reveal himself by spreading his wings so wide they nearly touched both cavern walls or whatever (melodrama incarnate tbh)

i just...

it's not a problem in this house.