#so yeah. shitpost it is!

[misiahasahardname]

“she’s just like me fr”,

a shitpost based on a message my partner sent me when watching ridonculous race for the first time

(said message)

[unsung-idiot]

way to ruin the mood

[mackmp3]

version of this picture for the target audience of me and me only

[chocmoon-latte]

Gotta love those silly, dead wives.

[hdra77]

omg guys its pride month you know what that means

[feelo-fick]

um ok cool thanks for letting me know .... why are you telling me this

[a-local-idiots-shitpost]

Mc: (holding their own head) do you guys like want the good news or bad news

Lucifer: (angry) who did this?

Mammon: (walking into the room) yo! Lucifer can I have-

Mammon: (seeing Mc) I want names

Mc: okay because I'm geting bored, bad news I don't know how to re-attach my head

Mammon: (holding Mc's head) you can tell us later we just want names

Lucifer: (sighing) and the good news?

Mc: exposure to Solomon's horrible food eventually made me Immortal too

Lucifer: give us the names on who beheaded you now

Mc: bold of you to assume Solomon didn't already get his hands on them

[campbenji]

excitedly waiting for jwct to come out tomorrow and having fun because the world didn't end when i was 15 or smth

[lyrichi]

[mc is reading a devildom textbook that is on human world history]

mc: .......

satan: ... you look troubled

mc: yeah cause it's all wrong

satan: what do you mean?

mc: well, first of all it says the earth is flat

[sweetnsour-stuff]

Emmet spotted in the Lumiose City Catacombs

[cheschesterpossum]

That's a weird looking axolotl

[rubia-peregrinart]

mfw henryk keeps beating my ass

[99-devilz]

no patience for foolish machines... OH NO GABRIEL WATCH OUT

[civetside]

howdy tombies here's an astronaut AU i thought would be funny, we taking the space part of lesbian necromancers in space and we making that the main thing

[victorian-nymph]

In honour of May 4th, I have a delivery of more questionable tweets

[smolthealmighty]