#idgaf anymore this is a shitpost

[qualityrain]

bro is not listening ‼️‼️‼️

@aphantomdweeb

[ganseyenthusiast]

redrew my header that I made in 2021 because i still think it's a really funny bit

[jvnkyardogz]

[gojuo]

gojo w his eldest and youngest child vs gojo w his middle child

[sga-owns-my-soul]

me starting my new job: oh god i hope no one discovers how much of a fucking loser i am

me three months in: what's up fuckers i'm writing fan fic bc i'm bored. oh you wanna hear some? sure-

[six-eyed-samurai]

Ranting time everyone! If you guessed I'm fed up with my sister, you guessed right!

Because I'm not telling her to shut up but I hope you know you venting about the same person and same subject and same problem for the second time every minute all day without me asking to hear it is really pushing it

But yknow what really is pushing it?

HER practically SPITTING on me

[non-beanary]

✨An Idea™✨

[totallynotanannetesimp]

FUCK IT I HATE YOU ALL I HOPE YOU DIE *GENDERQUEERS YOUR JUAN*

OH YOUR ANGRY ABOUT THIS??? WELL *TRANSFEMIFIES YOUR ANNETE CUZ SHES UNDERRATED AF AND THERE BARELY ANY TRANSFEM HC IN THSI FANDOM (IT MEANS MTF IF YALL DONT GET IT)*

OH YEA YOU WANT SOME MORE???? WELL FUCK YOU *TRANSMASCS YOUR NIGEL (my intire proof is the killer takes hormones clue in blood in the blender but idc+im silly+i love making headcannons it means ftm btw since I have to clarify)

GO CRY ABOUT IT IDK ANYMORE SEND ME DEATH THREATS AND ILL POST MORE. IM NOT GONNA STOP TILL SOMEONE TRIES TO CANCEL ME

[lovely-nellie]

Honestly, I don't care about "new year, new me" at this point I'm accepted the horrors are going to persist and becoming a new me will not stop them thus instead of "new year, new me" how about "new year, next level terrors" because that's where we're headed

[whaledocboi]

oc shitpost blast idgaf

matthaeus looks mean and scary and stares with the force of a thousand suns, but he's actually pretty chill and fairly well adjusted. rasalas is the one who's contemplating murder suicide more often than you'd think.

rasalas came back wrong (from almost dying) except he's always been like that. and he's very annoyed by it always being brought up (because he's still nice, just doesnt take as much shit anymore)

modern au matt works for viktoria's old money generational wealth historical noble family as the head of security, elias and viktoria are dating, but none of them connected the dots about it (elias i dont know what my father does for work, viktoria i didnt think every blonde person is related, matt i assumed it was literally anyone else named viktoria) until once they accidentally run into each other when viktoria brings elias over to her big ass mansion. the vibes are mortifying for a moment.

cal ineracted with matt once before deciding i dont know how to hit on this man so he has to die. his daughter needs to die even harder because she makes fun of me, but unforchie if i so much as poke her viktoria will have me killed in my sleep. (not to mention matthaeus who would kill me himself while im awake) what a difficult life im leading. proceeds to do nothing about any of this

rip elias you would've loved being an annoying jock with a beat up old pickup truck. being an annoying almost knight with a big ass work horse is close enough though

baltazar would have all these edgy insane clown posse-esque songs in his playlist and then right next to it theres katy perry california girls. azrel doesnt listen to music (type of person to sit in silence for a 2 hours long car ride alone)

at any given place any given time period baltazrel would encounter people who are like, these two should Not be put in positions of power, thats a dangerously unstable violent attack dog only held back by a manipulative gaslighting way too ambitious psycopath, to which they always react with genuine offense and omg noo how could you say that. look how normal we are. and then get in positons of power and do exactly what the people warning about them said they would do

in a human au azrel is like actual patrick bateman, corporate girly 50 step morning routine unsettlingly perfect appearance at any time of the day unsettlingly polite and charming behaviour, nobody really knows anything about what she does or who she is outside of work. maybe she's just very good at separating her work life and private life. and her weird obnoxious asshole probably unemployed roommate friend sibling or dating question mark (baltazar) who purposefully plays call of duty with a voice changer so he sounds like a girl to make cod bros as mad as humanly possible. not really in the feminist way he just likes pissing people off. they definitely have killed someone and had a dismembered body in their freezer before at some point, unclear if it was an accident or not

[radio-charlie]

Idgaf anymore so posting random shit. explains certain shitpost trends here yea. funny how it’s some of these popewler bloggers who secretly like groyper meme blogs lol

[fembutchboygirl]

I be hearing things in my walls and i knock on them real loud until they shut up. Apparition me later i'm busy

[anotherfingbird]

[lorelaisrose]

do you ever just get mad at your hair cause it doesn't work the way you want and be like "why tf you gotta make it this hard for me" I SWEAR I'D RATHER BE BALD SOMETIMES

[maginthebag]

Anyone else want to go onto the roof and scream into the void? ... No? Just me? Cool cool

[non-beanary]

my room smells like strawberry jam and failure