#idgaf anymore this is a shitpost

[qualityrain]

bro is not listening ‼️‼️‼️

@aphantomdweeb

[woofgeorgent]

shitpost i find, shitpost i have to make about the mechanisms

[ganseyenthusiast]

redrew my header that I made in 2021 because i still think it's a really funny bit

[lavelnan]

Solas dragon age i hate you as much as I love you you lying bald bastard

Yeah my inquisitor is a dude and in my head after this egg headed mage broke up with him he got with Joséphine and subsequently got soooo much wealthier and happier than this hobo ahh god

[evesfairytale]

umm present mic with his hair in a bun??? someone send help

[rinnivin]

they call me platonic leerens’ biggest fan

no they dont. but i dream they do.

[all-too-unwell-13]

🕯 whatever happens, i'm letting it 🕯

[jvnkyardogz]

[bruhimzurfa]

Me when he matches my freak but then ghosts me the other day doesn't even text first I suggest MEN WILL BE MEN.

He lowkey ignores my hints..so nvm :)

[gojuo]

gojo w his eldest and youngest child vs gojo w his middle child

[six-eyed-samurai]

Ranting time everyone! If you guessed I'm fed up with my sister, you guessed right!

Because I'm not telling her to shut up but I hope you know you venting about the same person and same subject and same problem for the second time every minute all day without me asking to hear it is really pushing it

But yknow what really is pushing it?

HER practically SPITTING on me

[plotwhatplot]

party poison headcanons bc my funpoison side hyper fixation hit me like a train last night at 1 am

Remember kids the killjoys are fictional, they are not mcr <3

TRANS FTM NONBINARY PARTY POISON ALL THE WAY MF🔥🔥🔥🔥

"ofc u have colored hair and pronouns!!!" on that note, they like they/them the best

goes raving ALL THE TIME usually wearing about one inch of clothes

on that note they like to go raving w/ demolition widow (my killjoys alter ego which i will touch on when i finish her lore)

wears mini skirts shorter than frank iero

colors in fun ghouls tattoos like a coloring book

probably has is an undiagnosed neurodivergent (self projection <3)

xenogender and neopronoun supporter, thinks their cool asf and prolly tried out neos a couple times

either bi or pan

gun kink but only for ghoul i will not elaborate further 🙏

pineapple on pizza defender (self projection...)

loves charli xcx and ayesha erotica (pretend they exists in the zones bc yes)

THE slutiest cunt in the zones, the cishets and straights fear them.

"KING😍" "im nonbinary" "THING😍" that meme is canon bc i said so

on that note they actually dont mind being called bro and man and stuff like that

them and fun ghoul bully eachother for fun

they both also jump eachother for fun (that j be a lil bit too close to the h on dat keyboard... #legendary typo)

loves styling the girls hair, they once tried to convince the others to let them dye it but they said no :(

is also rlly good at doing hair in general just not their own

fun ghoul proposed to poison w/ a ringpop and they actually had a little unoffical wedding together and it was the most adorable thing ever (not rlly a party poison hc but still cute X3)

climbs on tables and chairs and shi and dances like a stripper at random times (i would say /j but its just too funny)

jacket slut

beat a scarecrow with a stiletto once

dresses like a homeless person when their on their period (self projection-)

would love shitposting

they'll go out in public shirtless w/ their tits taped up and doesnt give one singular shit abt other ppls opinions

on that note, they are the embodiment of idgaf, they wear and do whatever they want, they dont have time for losers XP

throws glitter at ppl

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alr i cant think of anymore so yeah thats it 🥲

[bumpin-thatbeat]

hi

we're the sorority. medically recognized system of a bunch of girls and a few sweethearts. 20. in love with @thepaddock and will take any opportunity to mention our bfs. originally this blog was used for BRAT shitposts but we're repurposing it as an exchange diary with our loves. minors keep out. nothing against u, just a personal preference.

we r diagnosed autistic + fnd. we r also a working adult so we post when we can. also we dont post syscourse anymore. idgaf what endos are doing. im too tired

we use any pronouns but mostly stick to feminine ones. we're mostly using this as an exchange diary for our bfs / the occasional comic and drawing about our system life. thanks for reading

[whaledocboi]

oc shitpost blast idgaf

matthaeus looks mean and scary and stares with the force of a thousand suns, but he's actually pretty chill and fairly well adjusted. rasalas is the one who's contemplating murder suicide more often than you'd think.

rasalas came back wrong (from almost dying) except he's always been like that. and he's very annoyed by it always being brought up (because he's still nice, just doesnt take as much shit anymore)

modern au matt works for viktoria's old money generational wealth historical noble family as the head of security, elias and viktoria are dating, but none of them connected the dots about it (elias i dont know what my father does for work, viktoria i didnt think every blonde person is related, matt i assumed it was literally anyone else named viktoria) until once they accidentally run into each other when viktoria brings elias over to her big ass mansion. the vibes are mortifying for a moment.

cal ineracted with matt once before deciding i dont know how to hit on this man so he has to die. his daughter needs to die even harder because she makes fun of me, but unforchie if i so much as poke her viktoria will have me killed in my sleep. (not to mention matthaeus who would kill me himself while im awake) what a difficult life im leading. proceeds to do nothing about any of this

rip elias you would've loved being an annoying jock with a beat up old pickup truck. being an annoying almost knight with a big ass work horse is close enough though

baltazar would have all these edgy insane clown posse-esque songs in his playlist and then right next to it theres katy perry california girls. azrel doesnt listen to music (type of person to sit in silence for a 2 hours long car ride alone)

at any given place any given time period baltazrel would encounter people who are like, these two should Not be put in positions of power, thats a dangerously unstable violent attack dog only held back by a manipulative gaslighting way too ambitious psycopath, to which they always react with genuine offense and omg noo how could you say that. look how normal we are. and then get in positons of power and do exactly what the people warning about them said they would do

in a human au azrel is like actual patrick bateman, corporate girly 50 step morning routine unsettlingly perfect appearance at any time of the day unsettlingly polite and charming behaviour, nobody really knows anything about what she does or who she is outside of work. maybe she's just very good at separating her work life and private life. and her weird obnoxious asshole probably unemployed roommate friend sibling or dating question mark (baltazar) who purposefully plays call of duty with a voice changer so he sounds like a girl to make cod bros as mad as humanly possible. not really in the feminist way he just likes pissing people off. they definitely have killed someone and had a dismembered body in their freezer before at some point, unclear if it was an accident or not

[somewhereovertheforts]

Rules and Tags [Pinned]

Remaking this as the last one is very old and while it still reflects my some of my views. I'm not a minor anymore (going to be 21 soon). I can and will horny post without warning. So this is a 18+ blog now.

Very basic dni

If I feel uncomfortable about a person, ship, or ideology; I will just block without warning. (I've muted most of the tags needed anyway) The button is here for a reason and after everything I've been put through in the last year or two (or four), discourse is the last thing I need rn.

Idgaf if you double me if we share a f/o/comfort character. Block/mute me if you are uncomfortable with it genuinely. I don't wanna start shit with others over fictional characters.

I am a lurker due to irl issues, if I don't get to an ask or post often its because of that. Be patient with me.

That's it.

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Reblogs: #🌠flyby

Art: #🌌posting

Text Posts: #irl🌕rambles , #🌕vomiting

Shitpost: #🌓halfass

Selfship: #s/i , #romf/o , #plaf/o , #famf/o

Nsfw: #🌑time , #🪐violence , #💫angsty

[non-beanary]

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