#nonbinary party poison

[plotwhatplot]

party poison headcanons bc my funpoison side hyper fixation hit me like a train last night at 1 am

Remember kids the killjoys are fictional, they are not mcr <3

TRANS FTM NONBINARY PARTY POISON ALL THE WAY MF🔥🔥🔥🔥

"ofc u have colored hair and pronouns!!!" on that note, they like they/them the best

goes raving ALL THE TIME usually wearing about one inch of clothes

on that note they like to go raving w/ demolition widow (my killjoys alter ego which i will touch on when i finish her lore)

wears mini skirts shorter than frank iero

colors in fun ghouls tattoos like a coloring book

probably has is an undiagnosed neurodivergent (self projection <3)

xenogender and neopronoun supporter, thinks their cool asf and prolly tried out neos a couple times

either bi or pan

gun kink but only for ghoul i will not elaborate further 🙏

pineapple on pizza defender (self projection...)

loves charli xcx and ayesha erotica (pretend they exists in the zones bc yes)

THE slutiest cunt in the zones, the cishets and straights fear them.

"KING😍" "im nonbinary" "THING😍" that meme is canon bc i said so

on that note they actually dont mind being called bro and man and stuff like that

them and fun ghoul bully eachother for fun

they both also jump eachother for fun (that j be a lil bit too close to the h on dat keyboard... #legendary typo)

loves styling the girls hair, they once tried to convince the others to let them dye it but they said no :(

is also rlly good at doing hair in general just not their own

fun ghoul proposed to poison w/ a ringpop and they actually had a little unoffical wedding together and it was the most adorable thing ever (not rlly a party poison hc but still cute X3)

climbs on tables and chairs and shi and dances like a stripper at random times (i would say /j but its just too funny)

jacket slut

beat a scarecrow with a stiletto once

dresses like a homeless person when their on their period (self projection-)

would love shitposting

they'll go out in public shirtless w/ their tits taped up and doesnt give one singular shit abt other ppls opinions

on that note, they are the embodiment of idgaf, they wear and do whatever they want, they dont have time for losers XP

throws glitter at ppl

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alr i cant think of anymore so yeah thats it 🥲

[sososososososomething]

with duct tape scars on my honey

[tomatoart]

like what's up pronoun

[theyheoftheapocalypse]

grant morrison being in the danger days music videos is the funniest thing to me. because gerard way really said “hey can we get my comic book writer hero to be in this video and play the sexy bad guy” and grant was like hell yes

but. but then Sing. literally has a shot of grant pinning gerard against the wall and caressing his chin with the end of a gun, before they smirk and pull the trigger. gerard literally go-directed and planned these videos. they, at some point, had to sit down with grant and be like “okay here’s the plan” and grant just rolled with it

i think gerard had some fantasies to live out there

[maples-wonderland]

none of the fab 4 are cis. every single one of them falls somewhere under the trans umbrella and you can NOT convince me otherwise‼️

[partypoison0102]

Someone: are you a boy or girl?

Party Poison: I'm a killjoy

Someone: but what's in your pants?

Party Poison: a gun

[thearxherrr]

Cooking up a funpoison edit to birdhouse in ur soul……..

[hesitantvampirealien]

party poison having period.

[headcanon + au where nobody died lol] it's hard to find testosterone in the desert zone so sometimes their period comes back, and when it does, they get pissed and scream "fucking hell" loudly enough for the other 4 to hear lol. One day the girl got her first period and did the same. They scolded her for swearing (yes they are party poison but let them be a decent parent figure) but felt a little pride deep down in their soul. And yes, of course they didn't actually scold her so harshly over cussing, she was on her period after all, so there was something more important to worry about

[aretheyenby]

notes:

[superstar-ethereal]

inside of you, there are two wolves

one wants to look like revenge gerard

the other wants to look like party poison

you are nonbinary

[stakedheart]

thoughts on the PP belt buckle

[graciousdragon]

y'all apparently you can't set a separate picture for your lock screen and home screen on a macbook which sucks ass because now every time i open my computer when its locked its just the mcr themed nonbinary pride flag full screen on my computer. and that wouldn't be a problem for me if it weren't for the fact that this is both my personal and school laptop so people at my school are gonna see this fucking thing when i open it. i really don't want to change it because its funny as hell but also the thought of being perceived by other people is unbearable. should i just commit to the bit and keep it guys

[doingpushupsindrag]

sorry but party poison is the original enby

[partypoison0102]

Pride week day 2

[heartfullofleeches]

Fish Sticks

Yan Mer Twins [Male and Nonbinary] + Cat Hybrid Fisherman Reader

[Suggestive Humor]

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Slow day at the water.

It'd be a miracle if this old, rickety boat of yours could get you off this crummy island and onto drier, more inhabited land. Your gut tells you otherwise, but maybe you'll take that trader's offer the next time they pop up. You don't trust the glint in their smile when they propose you climb aboard, but their products haven't poisoned you or knocked you unconscious long enough for them to kidnapp you so there could be a chance they aren't as sketchy as they seem.

Ah, well. No point in dwelling on it now-

Stretching your legs, the boat rocks with unseen movement. Upon instinct, you immediately retract your extended limbs towards your chest - a giggle mingling with the bubbles and pops of stirring waves.

"Brother? Do you see what I see? My vision has been spotty since that nasty old crab took that precious eye of mine."

Another swarm of laughter joins the chorus, shrill and ear splitting compared to the gentle flow of the predecessor.

"I believe I do. A lost little kitten pawing for fish in our waters. How queer. How delightful-"

Webbed hands snake up the sides of your boat like unkempt veins. Your boat rattles from weight crashed into its walls as your unseen provokers hurl their weights over aged boards. Twin, sharp toothed smiles bare down at you. Intuition kicking into overdrive for a second time, you bat the closest to you in the face with your tail.

"Naughty!" The masculine figure clicks, not a drop of signature anger behind the hiss of his voice. "It's not often our little kitten wants to play. We truly are being spoiled today, my dearest sibling."

The more androgynous of the two yanks their brother by the long, silky threads of his hair. "Don't tease the poor thing more than we already have. Look at our sweetie- They're practically wasting away. Little angel must be starving."

Assa and Thal. You don't quite remember when they made their selves known, but you do know they are the most predominant of your suitors. With their impressive sizes and their custom of working as a team, they managed to keep prey and other predators smaller than them at bay.

"Ah, yes- That is true. As an apology, we will make sure you are well fed, but first - I have a question for you, Darling."

Assa sinks his jagged fangs into his lower lip, hardly fight back a laugh.

"Do you.... like fish sticks?"

It dribbles down your chin before you even realize- You're drooling. Strips of fresh, delicious fish wrapped in a blanket of crunchy goodness. With luck, you still have some flour from your last trade with that wandering seller. Eggs won't be an issue, and you might have some seasoning stashed away for an occasion just like this.

"Should I take that as a yes?" The menace purrs.

You nod your head frantically.

"Mmm. Good to now." Assa reels in closer, smile ever persistent. "I'm guessing that is a rare treat for you. Not often do you have all the components to prepare such a dish. I'm sure you love to savor the taste of them, hm?"

The breading is incredibly filling. If you ration them out, they could last you several nights. If you engorged yourself on them in one go, there would be few to save you from choking despite your many admirers- A fare you've nearly come to before.

You nod once more- ears flicking with the bob of your head.

Ever the more reasonable of them, Thal can't help but join in on the fun. As it stands, you appear to be the only one left out of the party.

"I bet you love the flavor fish sticks leaves on your tongue. Makes me wonder how many you can take in one go."

Counting in your head, you confidently hold up three fingers. You've fit more than that in your mouth, but three is a safe limit.

Thal exclaims in surprise, clapping their hands with glee. "My, My!- We have ourselves a champion. We will have to join you for dinner someday to see your skills in action. As for now- Brother?"

"Right, right!" Shaking off the shackles of temptation brought on by your innocent claims, Assa hurls a large sack onto your boat - his sibling holding it in place from the massive weight as the bag lands with a wet thump.

"Until next time, Dear. You will forever be in our hours. Before we leave, there is one more thing we need from you."

Its too late to run.

Pulled down by the collar of your beat up rain coat, wet, slimy lips dab against your cheeks from both sides. You feel a tongue scrap the traces of drool off your chin as the two finally depart - Assa blowing one more kiss your way before his sibling drags him under water.

A peck on the cheek was a decent trade for the amount of fish they left you. You wonder what their fixation on fish stick was- They seen to prefer their meals raw, but maybe you were wrong.

Sea dwellers are strange creatures.

[hesitantvampirealien]

my grandma got me some money

so i decided to do some more online shopping, when i bumped into this online store that made custom flags...

should i add more things to it to make it a little funnier or