#so yeah idk how this happened lmao

[bezierballad]

"Of course, I've made many contracts and satisfied many mortals' desires and wishes throughout my existence. Even now, the taste of their souls always seem to stick with me."

"If you can pardon my protruding curiosity, what do they usually ask for?"

"A grand majority of them have asked for wealth and power. Limitless amounts, even."

"Well, those things are quite worthless if that person is fated to be dead the next day, right? Humans and their impulsiveness."

"Yes, indeed. Even now it never fails to be amusing."

"…what have you gotten in return?"

"Um... souls."

"…other than that."

"Other than that, nothing."

"…Nothing?"

"Other than souls, nothing at all… I don't see what else I could possibly receive, if anything."

"Well, if you could wish for something and have that be granted, what would it be?"

"…I simply want to fufill my master's wish. If only to finally be able to consume what's been marinating in years of pain and despair… and finally sate myself. I wish to finally be able to take what's been right in front of me and yet so far out of my reach... I wish to finally be able to satisfy my endless craving for the most fine and extravagant course I've ever had... that is all."

"...Well... why wait then?"

"..."

"..."

"...I'm sorry?"

"Three years, you've gone without consuming a single soul, all because you've been hankering for something that suits only your personal high-quality tastes. Three years, Sebastian!"

"And? That's hardly even a fragment of our lifespan."

"Well, if you want it so badly, why not have it now?"

"I can't afford to break my contract with my young master now of all times. I see absolutely no reason to do so."

"..."

"...why would be as wreckless and imbecilic as to break my contract after years of progress?"

"...Allow me to put it this way: imagine you're a donkey who's looking to take its rider somewhere because they have no other source of transportation. They want to go somewhere... far, let's say. You haven't eaten in days, and your only possible food source is a carrot on a stick... and you're not even halfway to your destination."

"...I don't see where you're going with this."

"Is the long, painful journey really worth going through... if by the end of it, the carrot you've been working so hard for has gone all moldy?"

"..."

"...Sebastian?"

"..."

"W-Where are you going?"

"It's been a fine moment of tranquility dining with you, Napoleon, but I'm afraid I can't stay any longer. My master's most likely woken up by now and I must not keep him waiting for his breakfast."

"Sebastian..."

"...you didn't even eat anything."

[babacontainsmultitudes]

Actual footage of Tony trying to talk to Kelsey this episode:

Now what I personally need is for her to despise him for a while then for them to have some big heart to heart and them to become best friends OKAY I'm very invested in what's become of their dynamic and I'm all here for "Punished" Tony the wet cat that he is I yield the rest of my time thank you.

[creekfiend]

I forgot that one of the first things Alex says to Darlington in ninth house is "it's your job to teach me, not to test me. they're not the same thing"

get their (The Education System's) ass Ms Bardugo!!!!!!

[youandthemountains]

it probably is insane how much I wish I could express the thing about spones. the vibes about spones. Like there's the joking fun fandom vibes and I love them, I love to play with them, of course of course. but the THING. the CORE to me. i wish i could capture it and share it.

[percyweasleyapologist]

I can appreciate angsty fics and things that talk about all the character flaws of the marauders and valkyries and everyone else, and all the canon things.

But honestly, I don't enjoy it.

I can know that it's interesting, and still hate it.

Like yeah, I guess canon is cool, but it's really not for me. This fandom is my escape from reality, my way to forget who I am, what's happening in the world, what is going on around me, all my problems, I don't want to be burdened even more while enjoying it.

it's my place to be free and happy and not have to think. I'm always thinking. I'm always working. I'm always doing something. So my time focusing on this, on these characters, this fandom, I don't want to spent it thinking "realistically" or with a bunch of angst

I already have enough of that, thank you very much

this. is. my. safe. space.

For me, I don't need to be analyzing characters, sobbing over storylines, or thinking about the flaws of a situation when I'm here. It's supposed to be fun!! It's supposed to be a fantasy world where we can mold and shape these characters based on the little information we have of them.

This is a fun light place where I can just play with these characters and we build off of each others ideas, why do we feel the need to make ourselves miserable?

I think it's also that a lot of the angst and sadness that we create in this fandom, is similar to what I deal with at home (the black brothers, having to choose one person, having to watch someone get the love you want, basically all the angst pertaining to sirius, reg, James, and lily, literally any one of them).

So when I hole up in my room, im doing it to forget, not to be reminded of reality.

[skunkes]

i loooove when ocs unrealized development makes them feel like real people like no i dont know whether talon is genuinely attracted to women after years of both clinging to them for safety and years of putting them onto that untouchable idealized Perfect Protector Pedestal that must remain untainted by any bad experiences, so he doesn't even try to Be With any. He doesn't know either

[aenslem]

Jaime Murray as Stahma Tarr DEFIANCE (2013–2015)

[eightspringdays]

You know what has always seemed funny to me is that Mello has some kind of relation with fire (the explosion and then the fire in his death), and at the same time, his real name is the same one of the arcangel known for having a flaming sword (even tho never stated in the bible but he's represented with one in almost everywhere for interesting reasons but no one gives a shit about that)

which i totally think is a stretch of my part because based on platinum end, ohba's vision of religion is almost the equivalent to the opinion of a 15 yo edgy incel that likes reddit too much

but still funny to me. it's also funny considering the name literally means "who is like god?" because, technically speaking, michael will never be like god, he's the protector and fighter. his name is almost the statement "no one will be like god" which I think is funny considering that the one who tried to be like god was cast out to hell, like u know, the good-looking angel that in some depictions is actually a very manipulative entity that convinces some angels to get into his side and fight with him and was defeated by this said arcangel

that's very funny to me

[moeblob]

Moeblob: (tries to establish a fish theme. likes to be called salmon.) FEH: Broccoli alts only, no negotiations.

(this is for you Leo.... I'm sorry........... you don't deserve it)

[wingsofhcpe]

.....OK so what the fuck was that.

[shima-draws]

So my roommate is also into One Piece. I’m not sure if he’s watched any of the anime, I know for sure he’s watched the live action, but earlier tonight he came upstairs and watched a few episodes with me while waiting for a food delivery, and then he got hooked, and then he sat and watched MORE episodes with me without really knowing what was going on. But it was still wildly entertaining to him, esp since I’m right in the middle of one of the (arguably) best arcs rn, and now he wants to finish the arc with me LOL. NOBODY is immune to One Piece propaganda. Or Bon-chan 🥰

[krystaldeath]

Haha I’ve got. Too many ausssss

But I did think up a new modern one. That follows the og video game plot a bit but Narinder was trapped for 10,000 years and instead of commuting a sheep genocide the bishops make all sheep have to prove every month that they’re not worshiping The One Who Waits and have no intention to free him

[hauntingblue]

Jayce telling vi she won't make it on her own.... okay mr. projector...

[nejackdaw]

Alright uhhh I said I was gonna try a SPM liveblog, was not expecting a cutscene before the starting menu! But it's LUIGI

There him is ....... And BEHOLD!

[the-kipsabian]

idk man

that doesnt really look like a face of an innocent man i trust is all im saying

[todayisafridaynight]

NO YOU’RE SO RIGHT ABOUT THE MAJIMA STUFF THOUGH. GOD. God forbid you speak poorly about the fandom silly guy etc etc. I rt’d one post about someone being annoyed abt majima getting an insane amount of merch (especially compared to other characters- even other PLAYABLE characters) and suddenly my TL is filled with ppl taking it as a personal attack….. like?? Settle down???

My one fear is that instead of Mine content we’re just gonna get Majima Saga 2 for yk3 and rgg will call it a day. WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO SAY ABOUT THE GUY !!! GENUINELY!!!

at this rate we’re going to have a complete record of Majima’s life from birth until modern day bc you knowww they’re never gonna let the cash cow die or retire. + god I lowkey need the 3jimas to break up Now so saejima and daigo can stand on their own again (w/out being overshadowed by Majima)…. Saejima especially… I miss the days when he felt like a character………

(I may have a lot to say on the topic) (he’s a fun character but at this rate I’m getting so sick of the fandom around him)

gen is kinda funny how when there's the Monthly Critique Of Majima post on twitter the rggtwt part of the tl is flooded with majima fans being upset. its like clockwork really LOL

as for saejima, i do miss him being solo... like he's funny with majima at times, but as wack as Y4 was i still really liked his coliseum scene, and his prison adventures in Y5 were a real treat too..