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heheheh frog blink
#hehehehe#i love him so much#so threatening#hazbin hotel#lucifer morningstar#hazbin#hazbin hotel fandom#lucifer hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel lucifer#lucifer hazbin#lucifer magne#hazbin art#hazbin hotel fanart#my art
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I believe blood is made in the bone marrow actually
WHAT THE FUCK
#I DID NOT KNOW THAT#BUT ALSO LIKE#HOW IS THERE THAT MUCH BLOOD IN HIS BONES THEN????#LIKE FROM WHAT IM SEEING ITS VERY LITTLE IN MARROW#EXPLAIN THAT THEN /j#christ. forgetting i made that post and seeing this in my inbox made me shit my pants for a second#so threatening#thank you#oakdrawss#ask
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>:O!!!!!
HEYYYY! SLEEEP!! I WATCHING U!!! >:(
OH NO! I MUST HIDE 🏃💨
(Runs back to grab a Book)
OK RUNNING FOR REAL NOW 🏃💨💨💨
#so threatening#am very scarred#friendo!#saltiestbread#Salti!!!#on the run from bread#imagining a load of bread looming ominously down the hall#terrifying#ask!#I speak!
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Bruce Wayne except he texts like an ominous boomer
wdym you can't tell if he's threatening them?
Based on this post by @mysterycitrus :)
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#duke thought for a minute he was gonna become the protagonist of get out#u can interpret this as bruce suddenly deciding to text like this#or his children just never getting used to it even after 10+ years of knowing him#bruce: i dont understand why my children are so paranoid#clark: last night you texted me ''see you soon...'' and i wasnt sure if you were threatening me or not#social media au#batfam#batfamily#dc comics#bruce wayne#dick grayson#cassandra cain#jason todd#stephanie brown#tim drake#duke thomas#damian wayne#incorrect quotes#tweets#texts#twitter#batdad#batkids#batman#fanatical posting#crack
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I love mabel and bill and i want to see them being bffs but i cannot see an interaction between them going any way other than this
#mabel has so much kindness in her heart but not for bill#mabel hates toxic exes#dipper is “I will kill you bill”#mabel is “I will make your life hell if you dont change and grow as a person”#bill finds mabel much more threatening#handyman bill au#bill gravity falls#gravityfalls#gravity falls#bill cipher#the book of bill#book of bill#billford#mabel pines#gravity falls mabel#gf mabel#gravityfalls fanart#my art#digital art#art#krita#digital aritst
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“Your mom” gone wrong. Not the right person.
this is lowkey so unserious don't kill me. it's a reference to all that stuff about his mother that I am seeing.
#hazbin hotel#hazbin#hazbin hotel art#hazbin alastor#alastor#alastor hazbin hotel#lucifer morningstar#dad beat dad#appleradio#lucifer hazbin hotel#fanart#also on tiktok it has this freaky sound in the background so it's more sad and less threatening#it's funny seeing how differently people react#thye're all crying over there#i am so sorry tiktokers !! ..
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i'm making myself laugh thinking about this but I wholeheartedly believe madame morrible absolutely HATES the thought of glinda and elphaba being together like the mere mention of gelphie would probably send her into immediate cardiac arrest and it's not even because she's homophobic or anything I just fully believe she dislikes glinda so so much she's just like this is absolutely NOT happening in my house.
glinda and elphaba are having their gay ass moment and she's like "I sense a disturbance in the force; the wind is telling me those fucking lesbians are at it again."
like IK this woman hates to see glinda's fruity ass coming for several reasons but first and foremost I believe it's because she's so fucking ANNOYED by how much elphaba loves and cares for her, like this pink bitch is throwing a wrench in her plans just by EXISTING and being herself.
and she can't even really do anything to glinda because it'll make elphaba upset and she really can't have that so she just has to sit there and be like
#wicked#wicked 2024#shitpost#my hand slipped oh no#madame morrible#glinda upland#elphaba thropp#gelphie#imagine being her for a second yk#like that scene just before the ballroom scene where elphaba comes to her#asks her to include glinda in their classes#and threatens to QUIT if she doesn't do it right that instant#and you're there like girl wtf???#i thought we hated her why are you up in her ass rn???#do you think she saw whatever sort of horrible homoerotic tension they had going on during loathing#and she was like yk what this is fine i can deal with this im sure this won't lead to anything#and cue elphaba banging on her door at 2am#i would've taken a bottle of aspirin and gone to bed like BYE#can't deal with these damn lesbians again#i just KNOW she was cursing glinda out#also again madame morrible's plan hinged on elphaba being so starved for love and approval she'd do whatever she and the wizard wanted#BUT WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN SHE GETS LOVE AND VALIDATION FROM SOMEWHERE ELSE#LIKE THIS WAS NOT ACCORDING TO PLAN#WHERE DID THE PINK LESBIAN COME FROM???
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absolutely hilarious to me that agatha calls rio a bad boy when in reality rio is actually the rule following jock with infinite patience and care who brings you flowers on a first date.
agatha on the other hand is the snarky girl who gets into arguements with her teacher about the smallest details in the lecture and is constantly getting detention for cursing someone out. she's top of all her classes tho.
#she's the bad influence#rio is literally just along for the ride#this came to me because i was thinking about how rio follows the laws of the universe#and how agatha tries to defy them at every fucking term#like no agatha babe rio isnt the bad boy she's the golden boy you take home to your parents and your mom starts planning your wedding#there is fic potential in here but im not a writer so if anyone else wants to take a shot go ahead#agatha harkness#rio vidal#agatha x rio#agathario#agatha all along#kathryn hahn#aubrey plaza#rio definitely has a jealousy streak tho and she will get violent if threatened
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something something Jason Todd not realizing how much Bruce was actively keeping his body language neutral and his stature non-threatening until he himself got dunked in the Lazarus Pit and came out just as massive and had to figure out the hard way that he and Bruce can’t just cross their arms or stand at their full heights without scaring civilians
#late night rambles#batman#bruce wayne#dc#Jason todd#red hood#Lazarus pit#look they’re both 200 lbs+#they’re both 6ft+#they intimidate by default#NOT intimidating is hard work!#folding yourself down into something smaller and non threatening#Jason didn’t grow into that#he didn’t train into his bulk like Bruce did#so he had to learn much quicker and harder than Bruce did#how to not scare people by being Big
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I know Vanessa regret saying this in the FNAF movie,,
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#vanessa afton#fnaf vanessa#vanessa shelly#mike schmidt#fnaf movie#fnaf fanart#I think about this scene in the movie like all the time#especially when I think about movie Vanessa#there muse of been so much on her mind at the time#like I know she said that to begin with because she wanted to protect Abby#she knows that Freddy’s is just overall dangerous for her#especially with her father who coukd appear anytime he likes..#she also let her own guard down and that must upset her#so all she could do in her mind to keep at least Abby away is threaten Mike#but I feel she regretted it#Mike is her first friend in a long time and she feels guilty over him#Poor Vanessa she had so much on her mind#just want that girl to be happy 😔🩵
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hyunjins guide to get through applying makeup to your water line
#hyunjin#stray kids#skz#bystay#staydaily#skzco#hyunjinsource#hyunlixsource#gifs#MY SILLY SEA CUCUMBER.#put your finger in the enclosure he won’t bite he’s nice and non threatening vibes#he looks so satisfied with his scary face making tactic.
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I think that Daniel should get a little cat that he names something cute. like typo. and it should be the silliest dumbest creature in the world, and Armand should be so jealous of that cat that it still somehow makes him look stupid in comparison.
he's just like. you, feline companion to my beloved. most loathsome of creatures. i see through your foul ruse. my daniel may be taken in by your charms, but i will not be played for the fool. you seek to replace me in his esteems, and you may yet distract him for a time. but he will see the truth of you soon enough. your cruelty. batting him in the face with your dreadful claws while he is trying to rest. begging for your meals at the wicked hours of the morning and night! you will visit no more of these horrors upon him. know this, 'typo.' if you did not bring my daniel such joy i would see you removed from this home and cast out into street like a beggar. i suggest you watch your back.
#iwtv#interview with the vampire#daniel molloy#armand#devil's minion#armandaniel#daniel from the other room: babe are you threatening my cat again? you HAVE to stop she doesnt speak english#then typo says: 'meow' and its so upsetting that armand has to sit down#the rivalry lasts for a few years and then armand discovers 'dressing your pet in cute outfits'#from then on out he is All In.#then its. daniel. daniel. look. typo is wearing a 'cowboy hat.' someone on the internet has compared her to famous hollywood actor#clint eastwood. i will have their head for this. typo is far cuter and more ferocious
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anyways i’m glad they let the doctor be deeply strange and a bit off putting. as they should be.
#i love them so muchhh they are a freak they are a weirdo!!!#they should be extremely odd and have an aura that is somehow both threatening and comforting#doctor who#the doctor#fifteenth doctor#joy to the world#dw spoilers#doctor who spoilers#mars speaks
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something i am utterly obsessed with is the physical copy of dracula that i recently purchased that has , as part of its foreword , some of the original idea notes that bram stoker had about what dracula’s vampiric powers/traits would be.
one of these is that dracula’s likeness cannot be captured in a painting , he always looks like someone else.
which only leads me to imagine a scenario in which the count lines many of his castle hallways with paintings of himself throughout the centuries but none of them look the same and none of them look like him but jonathan can’t help but notice they all somehow look eerily similar.
he brushes it off , assuming they are simply counts of generations past.
#more of moth#dracula#re: dracula#dracula daily#jonathan harker#bram stoker#i woukd think thag the reason dracula has so many paintings of himself is that he finds it funny or smthn idk#he hires an artist and then they paint him and he pretends to be in a rage and threaten them#then he just eats them#it’s like his way to blow off steam#yeah#that’s it
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How to talk to short people: Faerun Edition

#baldur's gate 3#bg3#raphael bg3#raphael the cambion#tav#bg3 tav#I love Amber so much#She wildly underestimates how non-threatening she looks#She may be small but her ego is almost as big as Raphael's#for some reason tumblr compression is especially merciless today I'm sorry
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the dumbest thing a Gotham goon can say isn’t “you want some more??” to an injured and retreating Batman. it’s actually “next time I’ll get that little bird with you too!”
Batman will come back running on two broken legs just to kindly separate you from all of your adult teeth, your fingernails, and your ability to piss in a straight line because what the fuck did you just say
#batman#bruce wayne#dc#robin#bats and birds#inspired by that guy who does those goon skits on tiktok#those are always so funny#anyway 9/10 of those goons just say dumb shit#the DUMBEST shit however remains threatening Robin#gotham
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