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*Angel and Husk taking Nuggets for a walk, minding their business*
Some rando: Slut!
Angel: *stops*
Angel: Hold my pig-
Husk: Kick his ass, baby. I got your pig-
#*incredible violence ensues*#Husk and Nuggets cheer and wince in turns and damn if that isn’t the hottest thing Husk’s seen Angel do#and he’s seen some of those films#husk is so in love#Angel is victorious- of course#they continue the walk- Angel still splattered with a bit of his catcallers#Husk thinks he’s never looked better#Angel pretends not to notice how Husk is all starry-eyed for him bc damn does he love this man#husk lets him fight his own battles and cheer him on#he’s perfect#hazbin angel dust#husk hazbin hotel#huskerdust#husk/angel#Angel dust is a BAMF#and husk knows it#angel/husk#angel dust needs a hug#consensually#preferably from husk#they’re in love your honor#they’re gay your honor#i love them#angel hazbin hotel#Hazbin hotel#incorrect hazbin hotel#except not really#because they’d totally do this#we stan fat nuggets#fat nuggets
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ahhhh yes. mal du pays my beloved.
#isat#in stars and time#mal du pays#isat spoilers#technically#anyways this is a super specific thing to my thoughts but the basic idea is that i have a lot of headcanons about sif being a system#for a lotta reasons really. projection and source memories are a large one#ive named mal du pays lucius in my brain because its a common name in guadeloupe I THINK and well. thats the original insp for the island#its up to interpretation now buuuuuuut.....ya know. anyways i have many thoughts on sif system and lucius in particular#being what feels like a manifestation of all their negative emotions and symptoms#BUT BUT BUT#i also imagine theyre the first which is why their name is lucius to me. og host. sif is the split turned host. teehee#so naturally deep down they have a lot of their connection to the island#soooooooo. feelings ensue. yadda yadda i am typing too much#im so normal
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also i think if roleswap laios and canon laios met theyd immediately start fighting.
#canon laios would blurt out 'why do you look like our dad' and fisticuffs ensue.#shuro........ is a little more complicated#if canon shuro doesnt think too hard about it and just treats the other him like a stranger then theres no problem#on the other hand i imagine he holds himself to high standards and if he sees his other self doing things he considers improper or uncouth.#i imagine hed only speak up if he saw it happen A Lot like hed pull him aside like hey... what the fuck#thered be a bit of 'holy shit i woulda turned out like THAT??' on both sides#roleswap shuro would often get frustrated but i think hed understand that like. thats how the culture is like he lived it too#but i think similarly hed watch laios steamroll og shuro and eventually be like. DUDE. just say something#shorter fuse lmao. anyways still turning this AU over in my head#how much more forward can shuro be before hes unbelievably out of character...#and what if they switched universes!!!!#if laios switched. it would be immediately obvious something is up in the og universe but it may be chalked up to like#a weird mood..... though maybe the party starts to wonder 'hey... is it not possible this is a shapeshifter' 😭#but og laios in the roleswap universe...#tbh havent thought too hard on what the party dynamics in that universe might be like assuming all else is the same save for the roleswap#i imagine chilchuck would still get on alright as long as hes being paid upfront and laios is still attentive/ recognises his abilities#and limitations also. marcille................................... hmm#she might treat him more formally and be less close.... may perceive him as more threatening at first meeting#(in terms of like. 'taking falin away' i mean if that makes sense)#but well. u kno how in canon laios Does notice a lot of things about his companions and has a very pragmatic view that surprises them#and they dont tend to notice until he says it aloud because its often overlooked cos of his. everything else.#well. id imagine roleswap laios still notices things but simply would not say it aloud.#the party would also be like .. dude... did he hit his head#if SHURO swapped...................... well it depends when exactly it happened#i imagine it could be a bigger issue with the retainers#im losing steam cos my lower back hurt so bad adgfsdfg i cant get a good position on this chair#but for shuro himself i imagine it would be nightmarish lmao.#roleswap (henceforth RS) shuro would wake up as an adult with the retainers like. ??? was that all a dream?? did i never make it out#meanwhile og shuro ending up god knows where..........#if he ended up with the retainers again he might not immediately realise somethings amiss and try to act normally
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In Blossom | I want to marry you.
#i'm only on episode 2#this proposal taking place in funeral is so on point#drama that often ensues after marriage usually turns nasty.#should've just stick with crime solving plot#anyway I love that Liu Xue Yi gets the attention he deserves#in blossom#cdrama#liu xueyi#character: pan yue#aesthetics#zheng he hui zui#character: yang cai wei
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#she is out here detecting and inspecting and connecting dots! Mina is a Supernatural Detective!! #kind of want her to at least meet with Machen's gaggle of them
OH? love this idea
It's yet another thing on the to-do list. But as much as I want her to cross paths with Machen's assorted hobbyist paranormal sleuths/observers, I really really want her to meet a certain Pan-tastic lady...
...Miss Helen Vaughan.
Vampires are one thing. Eldritch demigods are another. And I would love to see how our classic gothic heroes fare against something on the weirder side of the supernatural spectrum.
#in another AU I like to imagine Helen as the Pretty Girl in Piccadilly who Dracula followed after#to his surprise the young lady invites him in gladly#and Dracula proceeds to spend the rest of the ensuing night desperately trying to escape whatever [REDACTED] horrors Helen reserves for#her gentleman guests#he barely drags his way out#turns back#Helen is there at the door; grinning with too many mouths#'Do come again Count De Ville. My door is always open.'#Dracula decides Piccadilly isn't worth it#England might not be worth it#the whole novel gets cut short by Dracula pausing the conquest for another century or so#just to be safe#mina harker#dracula#arthur machen#the great god pan#helen vaughan#my writing#my art
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fake psychic Tim but its just. its just psych. Jason dies and batman goes off the deep end so Tim (instead of becoming robin) starts going ham on the 'tips to the police' bc if the police can deal with the smaller crimes then Tim doesn't have to worry about batman killing a petty thief.
Except he's running himself into the ground and he starts getting sloppy bc he's giving the local police info, and bludhaven info (bc dick) AND probably giving Nightwing info when he can and someone catches him or he leaves a paper trail and then Officer Dick Grayson apprehends him and takes him in for questioning and Tim is like "you can't talk to me without my parents or a lawyer present, I'm a minor. And my parents are in Guatemala, so you better call my lawyer."
and Dick is like "kid you're not in trouble i just need to know who's giving you this information." Because there is NO WAY this kid isn't working with someone. Someone who is using a child to drop off information, which while noble to help the police, is putting this child in danger and tim is like, pretty offended actually. That it's being implied that he COULDN'T do this himself.
So he's like "im not working for anyone."
and Dick is like "you have to be getting the info from somewhere. I just wanna help."
and Tim is like AUGH ADULTS "I just- i figured it out on my own" and its CLEAR that Dick doesn't believe him which is, first off, super insulting, never meet your heroes, and second he shouldn't be talking anyway or admit that he goes out at night or Dick will do something stupid like try to make him stop. So he's like (rolling eyes) "I'm psychic. Are you happy? Can I have my phone call now?"
#batman#tim drake#Cue Dick ALMOST not buying it but he's like 'okay kid'#if you're psychic prove it.#And Tim is like oh he thought i was serious??? Uh#“you're favorite animal is a bat.“ And Dick looks at him confused but then sorta pales a little and is like ”... what.”#and tim is like “and you really like nighttime... walks.”#And Dick like turns off the recording and is like “kid what are you saying to me”#and Tim is like “I know you're Nightwing. The ... spirits told me.”#and honestly it's more believable that a 12 year old kid is psychic than that he figured out who Nightwing was on his own#ted talks#anyways lots of fun hijinks can ensue. Tim is technically a security rick and even though dick REALLY doesn't wanna talk to bruce#he should tell him about this... psychic child#Which can just be more questions and Tim answering them and is like#if i wasn't psychic how would i know this.#and Bruce.... doesn't know. So they have no choice but to believe him#psych tim au#also including: bruce being like “.... can you tell my son (jason) i love him?”#tim would actually be pretty good on the field with moments notice observations#he's been trained his whole life to read people at parties and know what they want from him and what they mean#regular people are MUCH easier to read than the elite who say everything backhanded and all have like poised masks of perfection#raye was telling me their psychic tim au and i was like 'ok but what if just psych'#catch us out here both writing separate fake psychic tim aus
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average minecraft gameplay of elementary school kids (+the og doodle of it I did like. months ago)
#re:kinder#fanart#yuuichi mizuoka#shunsuke takano#my art#i must inmediately make clear to you that i believe shunsuke would absolutely loot villages in minecraft like. TOTALLY#he has that sillyness he would see like. an oven and steal it he would break the wood of houses for the sake of it#the thing that distinguishes him and yuu from it is that yuu just has to commit arson and just has to put the villagers on fire#i think the first thing yuu would do the second he enters a village is to inmediately go kill the iron golem#the iron gained from it is a bonus its more so to see the chaos that ensues without the protection of a golem#and that would be if the gamemode was survival but im gonna be so real i dont see yuu being a survival player#im 100% believer that he would be a creative player through and through#destroying villages would be sillier just place a ton of dynamite and see it go kaboom#i think i should have made shunsuke a little less confused over going to a village in this he has chaos in his heart#thing is ive been working on this very on and off for a while so i. i forgor my headcanons briefly turn brain off just . confusion💔#on that note i will be free soon i will be free to draw a lot this semester is finally ending soon oh my god😭#this semester uni has been a lot and fibro has been kickin me for no reason but ILL BE FREE🔥🔥SOON🔥🔥#id like to let you know that to make this piece i had to pray the dios te salve maria prayer thrice#my computer finds ways to get worst and that prayer is the most efficient way for it to let me do basic tasks it sounds insane but its fr😭#it doesnt like it if i pray anything else for some reason it just really seems to like this prayer#anyway ive had a whole discussion on how the rekinder cast would play minecraft but. theres a 30 tag limit#so💔 we gon save that for another day when im having a good day in terms of my fibromyalgia i need to lay down SJWIDNAKD😭😭#i should do the dios te salve maria prayer when i do my finals atp god save my cells
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OC i made today (technically yesterday cuz it's midnight but you know) based on a dream i had last night
I feel like they look a little bit too much like Grell from Black Butler so I'll probably tweak that in later drawings XD
#oc#original character#original characters#digital art#ocs#art#the dream was wild btw#lovette was their name in the dream#or lovett idk#and on this certain day they would kill exactly one person#and that one person is almost random#apart from the condition they have to be wearing something red#but then this random girl kinda falls in love with Lovette after an encounter with them#and by an encounter i mean she witnesses them kill someone?#so she a freak i guess#dont have a name for her yet#but yeah turns out Lovette is actually a pretty chill dude and hijinks ensues#anyway yeah enjoy
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Kaeya would just have a shelf full of jars of homemade jam, and most of them are for Klee, so she would have bread with jam as a snack when she goes on adventures
#its diluc's favorite spread for his bread too so he was jealous of klee for a while when he saw her eat kaeya's lunch for her#diluc was huffing so much that just to stop him kaeya ended up leaving a slice of bread with his jam outside at night#diluc now has a midnight snack#...i think i turned diluc into a stray cat lmao#rosaria sees the bread and jam first one time and took it#nearly ended up in a brawl with a raging diluc#kaeya just frustratedly shoves another plate of bread with jam before a battle ensues#now kaeya has 2 stray cats...said stray cats are human adults#kaeyachi randoms#kaeya#kaeya alberich#this is based on the fact that he makes jam with addie tho i forgot where its from shsjfhs#benny razor fischl and mika all get a bread too#ya know what? everyone gets a kaeya jam bread#kaeya headcanons
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GRUBHUG BLOODBAG ANDREW???????????? oh my goddddddd (@stabbyfoxandrew)
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Andrew works for a company called bloodline that runs like a niche vampire grubhub service. He mocks Kevin (affectionate) who grew up "vegetarian" and has a weak stomach for blood additives. Neil is Kevin's recluse roommate that Andrew did not know was living there for several months and refuses to feed off anything that isn't Kevin.
#theres more to it like how kevin cant smell and he was also the one who turned neil who then had to flee#and was raised a bit feral and is now horrified to drink human blood (kevin owes him tho but even that took some coaxing)#andrew used to just make deliveries to kevins place but eventually made friends because hes a bit of a surly loner and andrew is weak to it#eventual kandreil but neil tells andrew his blood smells bad (it doesnt but neils a snot and is finnicky about humans so he hides)#also tells him its a good thing kevin cant smell or he would have cottoned on to andrews crush on him#chaos ensues the day neil agrees to try human blood again after a century#fanfic fanfare#my writing#grubhub au
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I'm very disappointed by the lack of fake marriage fics in this fandom. Ted is an immigrant. Visas expire eventually, and can be tricky, legally speaking. Obviously someone's gotta do a Proposal AU
#ted lasso#tedependent#come on...... 'it turns out its not easy to ruins someones life once you find out how wonderful they are'#honestly this could even be#tedbecca#something something teds visa is expiring and he has a trip planned to see henry and he cant go if he wants his visa to go thru#so *insert love interest* understands and wants him to see his child and stay in the country bc otherwise michelle will get full custody#or something idk thered be q compelling reason#so they are in the meeting with the lawyer who mentions marriage and the love interest blurts out 'ill do it'#so theyre dragged along to kansas (surprised that ted is rich even tho his salary in england is already insane?) and meet mama lasso#and michelle and dr johnson and henry et al#and have wild kansas adventures The Proposal style while the love interest slowly warms up to being in an actual relationship with Ted#and finally the LI decides theyre the one keeping ted in england away from his wonderful family and leaves and then#airport rom-communism ensues obvi
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Its so annoying when fictional characters clearly only do something because their creators are unimaginative about how to get more tv drama out of them
#ngl this is mostly about greys anatomy i keep thinking about rewatching it and then remembering that the version i made up in my head#is better.#the two biggest bugbears being Derek Shepherd's decision to stay with Addison - that was CLEARLY only so that the Meredith Derek will they#wont they thing could drag on#a man who walks in on his best friend and his wife in bed together and reacts by walking out of his marriage so hard#that he lands in a different city and persues and obviously considers himself single does not then REFUSE DIVORCE when its offered#i love Addison and Im glad we have her but she should have turned up to tell derek SHE wasnt going to sign the divorce papers that HE sent#(relationship difficulties between Meredith and Derek would still have ensued because he hadnt told her about an estranged wife - and also#Meredith has her own issues and Derek should also have been allowed to have his traumatic childhood delved into)#the OTHER thing i just do not buy is Meredith interfearing with the Alzheimer's trial. like. im sorry. i just dont.#honestly id have brought *Derek* being pressured by his former mentor and a 'what if it was Meredith' guilt trip- that actually could have#been interesting to explore- Derek proceeding to feel guilty and conflicted and also Derek's relationship with SOMEONE OTHER THAN MER#alternatively just....just have Webber do it? and Mer maybe catch him but not be sure what she saw???#ANYWAY#...
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god i love thinking about my ocs. figuring out storylines. etc
#i’m struggling to figure out the beginning of the story#specifically: anith’s falling out with pebs closest friend (/qpp) emmyn#where emmyn is a little too blithe and oblivious and self centered to be a good partner to anith#and anith is too passive to call out when emmyn oversteps pebs boundaries and just builds up resentment over time#the conflict Really starts when emmyn starts messing with magic crystals neither of them understand (against anith’s advice)#(especially bad since anith is an experienced magi-geologist and knows how to deal with this sort of thing safely)#emmyn ends up getting magically overloaded and irreversibly possessed by it and in the ensuing fight ends up hurting anith badly#(i was thinking emmyn encases anith in crystal forcing anith to also bond with the crystals against pebs will and OH I GOT IT)#maybe the crystals can sort of. bring people under their power back to life#so emmyn accidentally fatally blasts anith with her newfound magic and encases peb in crystal to incorporate peb in the network#and then when anith wakes up and busts out of the crystal on pebs own (horrified at what peb has been turned into) THATS when they fight#and THATS when anith decides emmyn’s too far gone to be saved#oc: anith pebsen#oc: emmyn cressori
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the thing about jason todd is utrh will forever be my favorite greek tragedy of a comic and dc has in the 20+ years since refused to ever treat jason seriously and with actual thought as a narrative (and moral) foil again so until that changes it's like...I still care about him a lot but I have nothing else I can possibly say on him.
#jason's final speech in utrh is giving a voice to the victims of the joker and by proxy the no killing rule in a way that wasn't just -#- frowny face made by batman or gordon but a real person coming back like a fury to demand justice and vengeance and agency#and the ensuing decades both in comics and fandom have in turns treated him as a mindlessly violent idiot or a hysterical trauma victim#but never again as a true foil for bruce to go toe to toe with. and i can't do anything with the scraps of what's left#looking back on dc fandom also still makes my blood pressure rise#just so many people unironically going i can accept human rights violations and torture as good but i draw the line at murder
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the way the most recent pokemon games don't let you turn off the exp share or the affection mechanic bonuses is nothing short of maddening. i think they make great accessibility features If Only They Were Optional and the flavour text is cute, but i want to have a fun casual playthrough that's at least mildly challenging without having to make it a nuzlocke or something. i don't want to feed my starter bitter medicines to make her hate me :(
#JUST LET ME TURN IT OFF... PLEASE....#i can't do nuzlockes i do Not have the willpower to stick to the rules and they stress me out haha#anyway i am a fool who's left all of my DS games in norway and i got a hankering for replaying sinnoh games#so i decided to get shining pearl right. figured it might be fun even if ill miss the 4th gren spritework something fierce#what ensued was a needlessly complicated process just to get a copy that was slightly cheaper than full price nintendo blood money#there's a store that listed shining pearl at a lower price. not brilliant diamond - just pearl#i feel like maybe it's by mistake since that's the price of a nintendo DS cartridge. so maybe wires got crossed#the norwegian version of the store does NOT have the price disparity.#anyway i can't order online without a swedish phone number. and the local store is out of stock#so i have several long walks to the store to get them to order it in for me and then to order it delivered to me etc#and then of course another long walk to pick up the mail BUT I HAVE IT NOW. I HAVE VIDEO GAME#and it's very nice and nostalgic with a couple quality of life upgrades#my first pokemon game was pokemon diamond. when i got it i was still learning english and had no idea what was happening at any time#good times good times#obviously no pokemon run is ever gonna be as challenging as my first ever run#it does not need to be! u can immediately tell that a lot of difficulty in earlier games is that leveling up your team was a hassle#and almost always required grinding. i do not miss that at all ! but the remakes seem to be Extremely Faithful#so they're not rly structured around how fast you can level your whole team#or that your pokemon are gonna start doing extra crits or hold on to last HP before u even get to the third gym#OH WELL#you know what's very exciting for me though. i have a misdreavous!!! they're pearl exclusive and not in platinum#ive always wanted to do a sinnoh run with a misdreavous on my team for some reason
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thank god sabrina's christmas special comes this week, because the number of times i've genuinely thought of taking my life in the past 48hrs is kinda scary.
#*carly chats#tbd#tw: suicide mention#i literally had an assortment of pills laid out to take last night.....#and while starring at them contemplating my fate i remembered i have something to look forward to on friday#my brother's bipolar and he stopped taking his meds and has been doing coke and is going manic and causing a lot of problems#which in turn triggers my bpd bc bpd and bipolar disorder stem from each other#it's like two toxic chemicals reacting so you can imagine the chaos that has been ensuing in my head#anyway....
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