#so now she's a kite

[swordswoman97]

...Well that's one way to balance out the factions.

[nostalgicfun]

Flying a kite with dad, 1999

[benetnvsch]

WHOS READY FOR THE HOSPITAL SCENE IN DUB TODAY :DD!!?!?!?

[sillyfudgemonkeys]

Aang: Kyoshi, why can't you just have fun???? Kyoshi: Last time I "had fun" my entire life was upheaved and sent into a spiral. Which included losing a best friend and a father figure. Aang: No no, like just relax! Take a breather! Kyoshi: Last time I did that my brother died and my girlfriend was kidnapped. All while I was left paralyzed in the streets. Korra: Kyoshi we're going to a party, just enjoy it. Kyoshi: Last time I went to a party, I committed one of the biggest political fumbles in history, a bunch of people got held hostage, and a war almost broke out in the Fire Nation. Aang/Korra: What the hell??? You have like the worst luck. Kyoshi: Tell me about it, sometimes I think I've been cursed by the spirits! Like what did I ever do to them- *looks at Yangchen and Kuruk* Nvm I think I get it now.

[cuteniarose]

Finally got to picking up all the stuff I ordered recently, which means I got to grace the back of my sketchbook with Them

This is because I am Normal

(They didn't have Red Lotus stickers RIP ;-;)

[kaiowut99]

Have got to get around to throwing up some more ZEXAL thoughts I've put elsewhere but suffice to say, knowing the pain of losing Durbe, Merag, Gilag, and ALITOOO, the amusement of Vector being Vector throughout it all, and the absolute rage Nasch has for him after that, I'm in deep

[emuwarum]

#10, the Healer for the ask meme!

This is Kite

[pearl-kite]

Interviewed for a city records position last week and while I was at work today I missed a call. Message asked for a call back to talk. Got an email a bit later apologizing that they wouldn't be offering the position.

Like... do places do phone calls to turn you down? Before I checked my email I was wondering how I was going to make some decisions, and then it's like

oh, okay then

Going to call her back tomorrow because now I'm just really damn curious if they gave me, like, ten minutes to call back before deciding to move on, or idek

[lecliss]

Yeah so me and my bff have decided to stop watching hunter x hunter. Turns out we were one ep away from Kite's death and that was the only ep we watched today before being mega disappointed and deciding the rest of the show just was not worth it. I hadn't cared about anything in the show except Leorio, Feitan, and Chrollo until Kite showed up and the Chimera Arc actually started getting interesting. But we were just disappointed that Kite didn't even get a proper death, it just skips the whole thing and shows Neferpitou with his severed head for shock value. We didn't even get to the stupid Kite ant reincarnation shit, we just sat there and complained for like 20 minutes lmao. And the fact that it was actually only 10 eps in with 51 left knowing it was going to be nothing but training arcs and fights against ants and all without the Better Kite. Not worth all that time. Not even worth knowing that Feitan comes back either.

[squishosaur]

hm. i think i will ignore the last 8 episodes of arc v

[silverislander]

god damn it my friends (furries) might have finally fucking gotten to me. fuckin hell

[0fps]

140+ warps and luocha still hasn't come home (clara did... again) but i did get e4 of the WIFE

[fingertipsmp3]

Lads should I go to pride

[benetnvsch]

kunikida plushie quite literally the reason yesterday wasn't the worst day of my life LMAO

[foldingfittedsheets]

I was a pretty sickly kid. I'm a pretty sickly adult too I guess. But one of the issues I had was constant ear infections. I almost went deaf because I just had near continuous swelling and inflammation going on. I had tubes in my ears twice because they fell out the first time.

If you're unfamiliar that's where they put a tiny gauge in your inner ear to help force it open. It's meant to stop water getting trapped back there. I had to put wax in my ears before contact with pools, baths, showers, anything, for years, to prevent water from slinking through that narrow channel and festering long enough to spawn bacteria.

It was miserable. To this day my inner ear is blighted with so much scar tissue that every single ear exam the doctor goes, "Woah." You never want to hear a doctor say woah. It's never good.

Eventually my constant rounds of antibiotics and misery was pinned on my tonsils. A doctor declared there was just too much ick hiding out in there and they had to go. I was about five or six at the time. Having surgery as a little kid is already pretty scary but I was determined to be brave. I'd already had vacuum suction tools used on my inner ear weekly a practice so painful it's banned now. I was also promised a coveted troll dinosaur for good behavior.

So I walked tremulously into the hospital to have an organ removed. By all accounts I comported myself admirably. Afterward I was coming out of anesthesia quite slowly. The nurse was carrying me back to my parents when I rasped a whispery, "Knock knock," at her.

She paused and looked down at me, "What?"

A little stronger I repeated, "Knock knock."

She was shocked her tiny patient was trying to tell a joke while higher than a kite but dutifully said, "Who's there?"

"Adam," I said in a wavery little voice.

She leaned closer to hear me, "Adam who?"

I bellowed through my raw throat, still freshly bleeding from surgery, "Adam my way, I'm gettin' outta here!"

The nurse had to stop she was laughing so hard and she was in hysterics when she delivered me back to me parents, repeating the whole episode to them, turning their anxiety into delight that their doped up child was a comedy genius.

No one knew where I'd learned the joke, but it was a staple story throughout my childhood.

[angstandhappiness]

BAH HAH HAH

Kite-Man meets Spoilers 'boyfriend'

Kite-Man carries money bags to the van he's helping other goons fill up.

Kite-Man (singing): I love stealing. I love taking things.

Kite-Man hears a ping on his phone from Golden Glider. While he texts her that he's safe, the other goons get taken down. He turns around and sees Spoiler and Red Robin (Tim).

Spoiler: Dang it, no! No! Why does it feel like we're linked to meet by stars? Is this a punishment for my father's crimes? Lord, if you can hear me, sins of the father much!

Red Robin: Hi, Kite-Man.

Kite-Man, unaware that Spoiler hates: Hey Red Robin. Hey rival, how's it going?

Spoiler: You know what? I got to go. Red Robin you can take care of the-

Red Robin places his arm on Spoiler's shoulder before she can run away.

Red Robin: You can't leave me alone with him. He's your rival.

Kite-Man: You told him I was your rival? Oh my God have we reached that level of rivalness? Where you tell your family about me? Good looking out girl.

Spoiler, to Red Robin: You're enjoying this for now. Oh, but later. Man, why are you robbing... A bank?!

Kite-Man: I know what this looks like, but I'm not the one who needs the money from the bank, just doing some part-time gooning, you understand?

Spoiler: STOP SAYING THAT LIKE I DO!

Red Robin: Well...

Spoiler: I swear to Christ.

Kite-Man: You guys need a minute?

Spoiler: No! I'm ignoring him, what happened to your bar?!

Kite-Man: I'm still running it, but I can't give up life as the top-tier criminal of Gotham. The bar ownership is a hobby.

Red Robin: You know what's that like Spoiler?

Spoiler elbows Red Robin in the stomach. He winces while laughing.

Red Robin: Worth it.

Spoiler: I say this with the knowledge of how bars work, just run the bar! Give up on crime! Red Robin I swear if you tell Batman I said this I will pour cold water on you while you sleep.

Red Robin puts his phone away in the middle of texting their father.

Kite-Man: Dang man, you might be right... Nah can't give up my mantle of top tier criminal of Gotham.

Spoiler, shaking with rage: You're not!

Kite-Man chuckles.

Kite-Man: She's such a jokester.

Red Robin notices Spoiler clenching her fist with anger. He turns to KM.

Red Robin: Yeah, hilarious lady. I enjoy seeing her angry like this but we got to arrest you dude. I'm sorry.

Spoiler smacks RR on his arm at apologizing to the annoying villain.

Kite-Man: Do you really have to arrest me? Glider does not do well with the bar most of the time... she abstains from alcohol.

Spoiler: She's that type of religious?

Kite-Man: Yeah. Aww you remembered rival.

Spoiler, taking a deep breath: Are the comms on?

Barbara, on the communication receiver: Yup.

Barbara eats popcorn as she listens in.

Spoiler: Red Robin, I will kick you in the shin if you say anything else. Arrest him so we can go.

Kite-Man: Aww, that's sweet you guys are arresting me as a couple. I knew you'd find the right one, Spoiler.

Spoiler blinks surprised.

Red Robin not laughing: Fucking what?

Kite-Man: You guys are a couple. It's all around the villain circuit. I think you two make a pretty good pair.

Red-Robin: Wait a minute, that's not... We're not-

Spoiler: We aren't together anymore- why did I say that?

Kite-Man: You guys broke up? That sucks. Was it your astrological signs? Do they not mix with each other? Because golden glider says that plays a big role of how relationships work out.

Barbara cackles in the background making Spoiler groan. Red Robin covers his blushing face in shame.

Spoiler, gritted teeth: Of course you're into astrology. We're not dating!

Kite-Man, shrugging: Everybody just assumed you guys were banging because you're the ones who team up the most.

Barbara keeps cackling.

Barbara: I can't breathe. I can't breathe! Lord, this is the best night ever.

Red Robin, frustrated and embarrassed: Okay, I'm knocking you out for saying we're dating and then putting the cuffs on you.

Kite-Man: Spoiler, you good with that?

Spoiler throws her hands up and walks away, contemplating her life's choices for the 50th time since knowing Kite-Man.

Red Robin runs to the man and punches him unconscious.